#chewing on my table
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. SELFSHIP ATTACK!!!!! 💙💙💙💙✨✨💖💖💖💖
BECAUSE IT'S A FREE THERAPY
i posted these on reddit long time ago and i wanna show them here as well!!!
i just love that he dates a random person (me) who's not a clone of someone. and i'm not even a demon from the mirror dimension. idk what he found in me 🥺 (i can literally treat him better than anyone because i understand him like myself 😎)
NGHHHHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT 😭😭😭 why can't clone high creators just make me his boyfriend in canon
#alkenetalks#clone high abe#self insert x fictional other#selfshipping#self ship#oc x canon#still scared to put the main clone high tag because i'm cringe (but i'm free)#chewing on my table#i'm waiting for my father to finish renovating my apartment so i can move out and leave alone#NO NOT COMPLETELY ALONE BUT WITH HIM#i wanna buy a bodypillow of him#and put his pics above my bed!!#and talk out loud to him!!#😭😭i swear it's going to fix all my problems#btw i guess our ship name is lingor it's our last names combined (also i used this as my passport signature)#GOD I LOVE SELFSHIPPING#it took me an hour to share this post because i was too anxious
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"We knew from the very beginning that Stan has an identical twin who has disappeared, that Stan misses and so all of this stuff about Stan, you know we play it as “Stan’s self-absorbed that's why he loves the statue” but like we knew we did know that Stan has a brother and that this is kind of a sneaky way of suggesting this duality between one Stan and two Stans." "Ever wondered why Stan was so distraught at his wax doppelgänger’s “death” in “Headhunters”?”
#chewing on my walls that when seeing something identical to him his first thought is ford#especially with the constant reflection imagery he has too#stan pines#stanley pines#*slams fist on table* its about stan grieving from the idea that he really lost ford forever and the kids bringing his hope back to him!!!!
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#small thingie#one piece#roronoa zoro#smoker the white hunter#smoker#one piece smoker#smozo#tashigi#nico robin#(robin knows everything always)#gradually finishing things I started months ago#my art#crying sobbing chewing on my table. I’ll have no food if I don’t make any.
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when someone has a defined sneeze, not a quick cough-adjacent, or a rapid/small "eshh/ishh/tshh" type, a vocal, lengthy, defined one
think "hih'ttzshh'chiew!" or "hh'atchshew!" or "eh'rrschh'oo!"
one where you can hear each section, the breathy inhale (hihh-), the vocal release (tschh-), and the whining/relieved end (shhiew-!)
just something about getting all those parts in the experience, hearing the clear sections of a sneeze~
+ bonus points for being vocal enough to hear their voice in it~
#don't get me wrong the other types can be enjoyable too and <3 i do love me a kitten snz <3#specifically on a deep voice/man but not the point of this post the POINT is#those snzs where you can hear. each section. those are currently nestled so deep in my brain#idk a lil rapid snz can be adorable again this is not snz shame hours we do not believe in that here#but this is appreciate hours for those that are multisyllabic and you can hear. each part. distinctly.#waterfalltalks#waterfall snzarios#waterfall back again with yet another post bc springtime mixed with just hormones being hormones#has led to her being almost UNABLE to go a day without a snz thought that drives her up a wall#god idk just the snz that sound desperate and vocal always get me so bad but#the idea you could map each part out. separately. idk that's doing something to me bois#the ones that take a solid couple seconds to fully complete and so if it's a fit it's not 'eshh-eshh-eshh-eshh' like-#it's long. and drawn out. and vocal. and the kinda thing that leads to canines being shown#god idk im rambling here but if anyone else sees the vision please. share with me in this. because HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#thats the sound of me expelling all the air in my lungs and passing out directly through a glass coffee table#just incase anyone was curious. that's the mental reaction to this bc GOD i need. a stick to chew on#snz#snzkink#snzblr#snz kink#snzthoughts#snz thoughts
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what if i draw them kiss,,,,, what if i don't stop drawing them kiss, what then
#bg3#astarion#bg3 tav#astarion x tav#tavstarion#my art#oc: reon#He gets his own tag now that's how far he's crawled into my brain#i drew these 3 separately but they kinda work together huh#nice little progression of the night ehehehe#I'm gonna chew through my table
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Thinking bout that specific behaviour where someone eats somethign and starts to make a "this is yucky" face and the mom of the group naturally reaches out ezpecting a spitout
#specifically i am imagining olivine doing this.#idk how much younger his siblings are#imagining that oli got the ultrastrict treatment as the firstborn#then his siblings afterward get a bit more leniency and are... allowed to reject food or be picky or whatever#but if he had to take care of baby aged kids or.idk. picky eaters or smth#and he got used to BEING the hand that offers the 'out' to a sibling eating a yucky thing#i didn't notice this behaviour until i watched my friends with young kids#because. i'm not used to seeing my friends do that behaviour. yet. here they are#the toddler makes a scrunched disgusted face#and the parent immediately sticks out their hand. ready to accept the bolus of rejected toddler food#armed with a nearby napkin#it's a strange behaviour. never really thought about it until i saw it in action.#i guess the baby CAN't grab the napkin and spit food out politely into it (on their own hgahaha...)#is there any way to force the kid to just eat the thing? like. if you don't offer your hand or a napkin or whatever and they just concede?#that doesn't sound like child behaviour. that kid (if not heavily traumatised in a specific way) will probably find a way to spit it out#yucky is yucky. this is how old time baby survive. by gettinb rid of the yuck#anyway i'm imagining olivine and garu at the dinner table#garu is eating something he doesn't LOVE... >︿<and it shows on his face#olivine mindlessly offers his hand in front of garu's face#but garu is an i-wont-waste-food kinda wolf so he won't actually spit it out#he's just makin the face before he inevitably swallows his food (bc what's the point of concealing emotion)#but for a moment. before either of them can process what is happening#oli has his palm extended in front of garu's mouth. garu's face is scrunched up as he tries to endure the yucky taste#garu is confused as to what oli is doing because no one has demonstrated this gesture to him in this specific situation#does. does oli want garu to share his food? but... he's chewing it. should garu grab some off his plate and offer it now?#oli might be sleep deprived or something before he realises and withdraws his hand like haha! oops! sorry;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;muscle memory;;;
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#sas rogue heroes#paddy mayne#paddy x bill#I truly bring nothing to the table#my stuff#Bill “I will be your leash and your chewing toy” Stirling
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as promised
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daily high roller until april toons the "ROLLER BRUSH" edition!
i made a brush out of a hr render on csp MONTHS ago. may put it to good use! been rain worlding again and working on other art, so it's just a last minute doodle... but i do like it, so it's a win!
#om gonna die dont talk to me. wife in 2 days my timeozne. i cant do this anymore. DONT TALKTOME!!! AAAAAAHHH! !THE WIFE#RIPS HAIR OUT RUNS AROUND ON ALL FOURS. CHEWS ON TABLE#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#high roller#doodle#guz art#[2025]#[march_2025]
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average day at the corrie hq
#star wars#tcw#commander fox#commander thorn#commander stone#commander thire#sergeant hound#cmo otho#my cmo oc!! its him!#hes the embodiment of the ‘im dr.practice. mal practice’ meme#his greasy hair and unpleasant disposition has captivated me#unseen under the table grizzers chewing on foxes boots#(also please ask me about otho i love him so much)#my art
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LOOOVE hot fuzz it's like *danny and nicholas are on screen together* *cue the softest most romantic music on earth*
#they're so cute they got me chewing on my table and jumping out my window#hot fuzz#danny butterman#nicholas angel#angelbutter#cornetto trilogy#simon pegg#nick frost#zsófi rambles
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Everyone has to make sacrifices sometimes.
#also her expression in the last one has me chewing on the table#it's my dinostar side#brooklynn#darius bowman#carob#jwcc#camp cretaceous#jurassic world: camp cretaceous#dinostar#darilynn#I'm sorry these two just...#I can't believe they didn't just leave it to grow the first time#and then they gave it to us and killed it twice over#look at themmmmmmmmm#look at HER
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in light of all the turmoil surrounding the nhl's 4 nations face off, i've been thinking a lot about the political nature of international sports. of course they've always been political! but sometimes they've been more of a force for good.
my favourite example of this is 'ping-pong diplomacy,' through which the US and China thawed their relations in the 1970s and moved towards detente. it's a really interesting element of cold war history, and the conversations among hockey fans over the last few days made me want to draw it.
#hockey#4 nations face off#sorry for the essay in the caption i have to let out my history degree once a month or it starts chewing on my small intestine#nhl#table tennis#cold war#art#this was rly fun and rly painful to draw#my art
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uh oh watching xxi and im so fucking unwell…. NEED to kill the director of this episode because that sequence of flint breaking down in his cabin is SOOOO fucking good. how 3/4 of the scene is shot from behind flint so he’s left in shadow and the only time we see his face it’s only half of it… as if his grief and rage and pain is still something only he can see… and even at the end, when we are so close to seeing his full face, the camera slowly backs away and hides him from view with the table, as if warning us that this view into flint is not for us. we hover so close to the edge— we are right over his shoulder, we see his shaking hands, we see him slump, we hear him sob— but we are not allowed in. the cinematography really reinforces the message that no one, not flint’s crew, not silver, and not even us, the audience, gets to see the shattered man underneath, because that undoes it all. that breaks the illusion of the monster of the high seas. and that’s the last thing they can afford to do now.
#SORRYYYY i’m so insane about this#gnawing at the walls chewing drywall eating rocks etc etc#pressed my face right up against the screen and turned my volume up to hear and see every bit of this scene#because WOW#no one talk to me about the difference between this season and the previous ones for emotional scenes…#we could see all of flint’s breakdowns in full lighting and front view#flint let us in. he let us see. he let us know that he was still redeemable and still had a conscience#but now… but now we are forced into shadow to watch from behind a table and it is all slipping away so so fast#and that kills me a little bit i think.#ok i’m done. sorry#black sails#james flint
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has… has anyone seen this photo before? is it new?? am I losing it???
#istg if they make a new season and NOT address destiel#imma be flipping tables and chewing on the bars of my enclosure#supernatural#dean winchester#jensen ackles#sam winchester#jared padalecki#spn#spn family
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I'm glad I have these two angry middle-aged women watching over the south (off screen) <3 Arl Teagan's worst nightmare
#sketches#dragon age#inquisitor lavellan#ankh#warden cousland#elanor cousland#dav spoilers#<- for the context <<#ndo sta l'art tag#queen anora offered the inquisitor her champion and the champion showed up#my head is in denerim with berserk and artificer gal pals causing a commotion#'zero fucks given' lav and 'do you hear the blighted sing' ela to the rescue <3 bring the popcorns#also the idea of war council meetings with these two in charge makes me wanna chew the table#like I see arl teagan growing more and more frustrated as the situation progresses#love that for him
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