#chicken dude

[bricktoygrapher]

Chicken Saga: No one messes with family 🐥

[dantedeservedbetter]

OH CASTOR MY CASTOR

No yeah this is exactly how I played it out bc Castor was just so quirky with the Chicken Shamen

[britishsass]

chicken dude probably sometimes brings some of their chickens in for zoolepathy lessons in the motherlobe. all of them have names and respond to their names. usually someone ends up with a chicken perched on them. also they all look different

I just imagine Hei-Hei from Moana as one of them--

Chicken Dude needs to be named something else. Maybe it's someone from Greenpoint Market? (my hc for a farmer's market Bob used to go to) I imagine some name like... Chuck or something. Idk.

[baradragon]

i think you people put too much pressure on what is or isnt a date like a date is literally just being together with the person you want to be with

[claypigeonpottery]

well my geese ended up on tumblr radar. holy shit lol, didn’t expect them to blow up the way they did

so have some chickens!

[akkpipitphattana]

sorry your mom died. also sorry i don’t look hot as fuck right now, i usually do but my boyfriend dumped me and i went on a bender. it was a whole thing. anyways, here’s my card—

[illegiblehandwriting1]

bro's expressions were on POINT today

Bonus:

broski's just standing there in his little boots oh my gosh-

yes yes obligatory "this is a pirate and has killed a man" but like. he's such a goofball older/little brother at the same time. i love him so much

[zedortoo]

A very cheesy greasy anniversary to you all!

[valeechtine]

I am going to be so fr I hate that certain sects of tumblr act as if like. Basic dietary facts are ableist. Like I understand sensory issues and samefoods bc I also have them but at the same time its an objective fact that like. You need your vitamins and nutrients. You need a vegetable or at least a multivitamin or something now and then and it isn't a personal attack for someone to tell you this. Like gout and scurvy and anemia are all very real

[universalcaffination]

If you enjoy the star trek voyage home movie, I highly recommend reading the novelization! There's a lot more detail in the book versions of the movies that they can't squeeze into the film format

To argue my case, I present the scene where Gillian drives them back to the park

A wonderful bonus, once kirk returns from his dinner with gillian

[garoujo]

hiiii guys !!! another check in from emmie i’m in KYOTO RN <3 we went to universal japan today + omgie it was amazing !!! i got a gojo popcorn bucket ueueue but my feet are so sore i was falling asleep on the train home T^T we’re here for another 2 days tho before we go back to tokyo for another week !

my headband of choice today:

[khaotunq]

Moonlight Chicken: Chinese Zodiac ↣ Those born in the Year of the Ox are faithful and inspire trust in them. They are good at managing, but may be a little strict. Oxen like routines and respect traditional ideas, doing things step by step. This persistence makes them become tireless workers. They are likely to be self-made and insist that everyone should do their part. Although a little conservative, Oxen always try to keep just and fair, no matter in life or at work, and never let people down.

[prwlnglthr]

you can leave the trainhopping and poor handle on your psychological state in your past but the same can't be said about all the godawful stick-n-pokes you have to hide at your internship now

modern dimimi's a former lacrosse-n-polo kid turned train hopping crustie turned Respectable Crust Punk of Society (bathes, has a shrink). don't make the rules, just know things.

[localwhoore]

can you stupid ass pick me lando fans STOP trying to “noooo his names not acccctually lando norris its ackshually bob!!1!!1!1!! we have to gaaatekeep guyysssuhhh the 😡NEWGENS😡 are gonna take overrruhhhhh he wont be ours anymoooorreeeeee” KILL YOURSELF DUDE HES A CELEBRITY ITS NOT THAT FUCKING DEEP DONT ACT AS IF YOU DIDNT GET INTO F1 BY WATCHING A LANDO EDIT THAT GUESS WHAT THE PEOPLE DIDNT GATEKEEP SO FUCK OFF

“here as proof i was a lando girly before chicken shop date!” YOU GUYS WANTED HIM ON THE SHOW AND NOW YOURE COMPLAINING THAT HE IS AND WHINING AND CRYING AND FUCKING SNOBBLING ALL OVER YOUR SCREEN BECAUSE HE WAS IN AN INTERVIEW THAT YOU VOTED FOR HIM TO BE IN BECAUSE SOME OTHER FANS ARE GONNA SEE HIM MORE THAN YOU?? WAAAH WAAAAH CRY ABOUT IT NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FLICKERING FLOATING FUCK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU SCREAM AND COMPLAIN IN COMMENT SECTIONS IT AINT GONNA DO JACK SHIT YOU FUCKING PICK ME WANNABE WAG BITCH

“oh my god is already happeneing…. theyre finding out abt him!!! gatekeep gatekeep” YOURE BUILT LIKE A GATE YOU FUCKING NOLIFER ACTUALLY TOUCH SOME GRASS YOU CRAZY ASS INCEL 💀💀 OFC PEOPLE ARE BOUND TO FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE HES FUCKING FAMOUS DUDE AND OBVIOUSLY YOU FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE IF YOURE TRYNA GATEKEEP HIM RIGHT? RIGHT??

no joke i saw a comment reply to someone saying hes cute but doesnt know who he is scream and cry and whine and BITCH AND MOAN that “noooo hes ours for the f1 community only xx 💖💖🥰🥰” Hes not going to date you. You’re probably ugly as dogshit that someone stepped on irl.

AND THEN WHEN SOMEONE TOLD THEM TO DROP IT BECAUSE THEY AINT GONNA DATE HIM THEY SAID SOME STUPID ASS SHIT LIKE “well you dont know how i feel so strongly abt him he needs to be protected from the new fans!! xx 🙄” what the fuck ?? are u mentally ill? are u fucking crazy? did you get dropped on your head as a baby down a flight of stairs?

And before ANY of u come after me saying “oh my gawd u probably got into f1 through a lando edit too don’t even 🙄🤪ur js like us” NO i did not ive known abt ts since i was THREE YEARS OF AGE ANDDD DOOOONT PULL UP W SOME “yeah ur probably a charles fan instead then average female fan” im an oscar and yuki and zhou defender go fuck yourself with your lando themed dildo cz he aint want u and thats the closest ur shit ass is gonna get

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

and here’s the feets!

[fauna-and-floraa]

Fav skz moments // Chef Bang 👨‍🍳