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purelyshreksexual · 1 year

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Random cursed image dump because I feel like I need to dump some cursed images :>

Also, did you know dolphins cut the heads off of small fish and masturbate into them sometimes? Now ya do :)

#cursed image dump #:P #cursed pie #chicken smoking in a can #Australian moth #cursed vest with mouths on it #milkwalker #penguin with its mouth open #lego snowman supreme #cursed images #dolphin fun fact #turns out I was only gone for two days #I thought I was gone for much longer

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ac-art-and-stuff · 2 months

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I kinda went hard on this methinks 😎

Was in deep art block but deciding to go back to textured brushes in clip studio and go ~wild~ with literally everything was a lot of fun!

(Imagining this character literally got me through a panic attack while I was driving so safe to say he might be my no. 1 in this specific campaign)

#he's got snow and stars in his lungs #if ya know ya know #turning this man around in my head like a rotisserie chicken #smoking is ew #but space is cool as fuck #his hair is totally a mood ring #and no one can convince me otherwise #legends of avantris #stardust rhapsody #legends of avantris pyke #my art #digital art #clip studio paint #clip studio pro

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illegiblehandwriting1 · 8 months

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@sapphicseasapphire i thought a little too hard about us being the demons that follow sky around so i made a quick shitty lil sketch

he is not fucking having it today

(the simultaneous pen click tho, that's so ominous-)

@gemglyph @skyloftian-nutcase y'all get obligatory tags cuz Angstforce :P

#lu sky #linked universe #smoke & ashes #chicken scratch #angst #i feel so bad for him #also yea no one else can see us #we're just in the shadows and the corners of his vision #we're the monsters under his bed and in the closet #no one will ever believe him :)#he's having A Day #tag ur friends tag ur enemies just get all the sky angst writers to see this #this poor guy #he needs a break #will he get one? absolutely the fuck not

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mistress-light · 3 months

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Almost set my food on fire inside the microwave.

#I had some chicken wraps left and..... wanted them to be heated inside an aluminum package.................and it hit the heater lmao #I can still smell the smoke #holy shit #legit lightning #mistress blabbling #me just trying to prepare food

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nexus-nebulae · 2 months

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the starving street cat headmate has discovered the smoked salmon we bought

#we now have half a package of smoked salmon #he likes. smelling it #it smells really strongly of hickory smoke it's actually really nice #he wants more but we do not want to become ill #we can't have too much meat our body struggles to digest it #bc we kind of stopped eating much meat for a few months because we kept getting sick and going in and out of the ER #and red meat is more likely to upset our stomach so we've been sticking mostly to white meat like chicken and turkey #but we're slowly trying to introduce more meat into our diet again because our protein and calcium levels are real bad #our liver isn't doing too well because of the constant throwing up or not being able to eat #so we really really have to pay attention to what we're eating #while also desperately trying to balance thinking about it as little as possible #because the more we track what food we're eating the more disordered our eating gets because we get neurotic about it #we 1000% cannot focus at all on calorie intake because it messes with our head bad #but focusing more on the nutrients gained is better so we're trying to cycle between safe foods and nutrient foods #getting more calcium and fruit vitamins and protein from things like yoghurt smoothies (with added lactase so i can eat it!) and sardines #we've been focusing on trying to find ready-to-eat meats like canned meat and refrigerated meat #to make it easier to eat When We Want/Need To instead of at set times #makes it easier to Actually Eat

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emarli-the-doodler · 2 years

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some messy doodles of toy chica if she became a sassy cowgirl harley quinn kind of character (don't @ me but she is a hardcore barbie fan)

#fnaf fanart #fnaf au #toy chica #chica chicken #chica the chicken #art #digital art #my art #artists on tumblr #doodles #messy art #messy doodle #messy sketch #character redesign #character design #her little cupcake things are cherry bombs and her bat can make spikes come out of id she taps it #their sticky spikes their like mealting peanut brittle #she also uses smoke bombs that have confetti in the smoke #its silly but i like it :>

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lupismaris · 1 year

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-in a traitorously fragile voice- when i figure out the cheat code for RSD it's over for you fuckers just you watch

#friends did not come over for sportsball but they did not explicitly say they weren't coming until i texted them after the food was ready #and thebgame had started to which they realized they'd forgotten to let me know. which i forgive theyre coming out of #a MH crisis and things are screwy and its very much a what day is it scenario but cmon love at least a bit of warning so im not hopeful #ah well the fried chicken is probably my best so eventually ill be pleased with that right now im just let down #because i want attention i want communal time with people and with sportsball on i dont get that so having a friend meant I could #and bf could enjoy what might be the last game of the season knock on wood etc #but instead im gonna go smoke so i can try and not succumb to the intense nausea and not eat the food ive been making for four hours

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wetchickenbreast · 2 years

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stop asking to see the gum wrapper joint i’m too embarrassed 😭

#/lh #i’m going to try to smoke it and if it fails i’m just going to text one of my friends to see if i can smoke with them #chicken scratch #drug mention

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slightlyrebelliouswriter23 · 1 year

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Em I'm so surprised you didn't like The Locked Tomb! I would've thought you of all people would love it

what is this secret TLT vibe i didn't know i was exuding 😭💀

#i had..... a really tough time with it ngl #may pick it up again just cos i didn't really read it #i more skimmed (and only the first 50ish pages) and i realise now that may not have been giving it a fair chance #but i still need to be on my A game brain wise cos when i say it made no sense.... phew #that narrative could say ''coca cola no ice'' and what they'd really mean is two chicken wings stripped down to the bone by a pair of teal #tweezers you got out your old barbie ''beauty school toolkit'' circa 2002 #i had people telling me ''the chaos is a feature not an error'' but there's only so many times you can twist a sentence around #before i'm ass backward blowing smoke 😭#i mean to each their own obviously #but safe to say i'm not super anxious to pick it up again #asked and answered #nonnie

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aniseandspearmint · 1 year

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*looks at the chicken i took out for dinner*

*looks at empty bottle of oil my brain dead self PUT BACK IN THE CUPBOARD*

heck

*googles if i can fry chicken tenders in butter without it catching fire*

okay okay thats doable

#like i knew it was POSSIBLE #butter is a grease you can fry in any grease #i just needed to know temps and smoke points #i usually only sear meat and fry squash and spinach and stuff like that in a bit of butter #i'm not sure how breading and frying full bits of chicken would go #food stuff #cooking

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illegiblehandwriting1 · 7 months

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parkour boi

#lu sky #chicken scratch #smoke & ashes #need i say more #my beloved parkour boi has the hands of god on his side #how well do you think starving sleep deprived depression in a box can parkour #how badass will he be #shall he be a cringefail gayboi and splat against a wall? who knows

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telltalebatman · 2 years

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when im reading a recipe in english and it abruptly calls for "polish sausage" without ever elaborating on wtf that even MEANS

#poland #pl #4.txt #my good man lmao what the hell is a polish sausage...........#is it pork? turkey? chicken? beef? wild game? duck? fucking mushroom?#is it smoked? boiled? raw?#i need americans to understand that poles. have many variations of sausages.#i get that it's hard for u to comprehend that such a small foreign nation can have diverse food #but im gonna need u to make an EFFORT here #if it's edible. we have already turned it into a sausage.#we have pickled it too.#and it probably isn't good after being pickled but we did do it ig

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gay-sans · 1 month

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I am NOT DEPRESSED!!!!

#all he can think about is 5pm he gets to smoke pot and drink beer #he struggles to eat any kind of meal on his own. bought a shitty gas station chicken sandwich because at least its premade #staring off into nothing all day just moving around. nothing at his desk. nothing outside on the porch. nothing on the couch #i dont eevn have the energy to think about my fos vivisecting me. and thats my favorite thought pattern #sound makes me want to die but nothing is worse. back to tbe noise tracks yayy #ugghh whatever. what the fuck ever #my head hurts i have no enerhy i feel like slop everyday is my first day on earth etc etc etc etc #WHATEVER.#i left the house to buy chicken sandwich and beer at least. i went on a walk #going to shower until 5 ok bye

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bluepoodle7 · 2 months

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#ChickenOfTheSea #ChickenOfTheSeaSardinesLightlySmokedInOil #CannedFishReview

I tried the Chicken of the Sea Sardines Lightly Smoked In Oil and it was pretty good.

The firm and super soft with a chewy texture with a light fishy taste but when warmed up had a light fishy taste and had a light smoked olive oil taste.

This fish didn't have any tiny bones which is a good thing.

This was lightly salty.

I would eat this again.

Got at Dollar Tree.

For the calories.

Amazon.com : Chicken of the Sea Smoked Sardines in Oil, Wild Caught, 3.75-Ounce Cans (Pack of 18) : Everything Else

#Chicken Of The Sea #Chicken Of The Sea Sardines Lightly Smoked In Oil #Canned Fish Review

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marigoos · 6 months

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New neighbor demanding treats (and pets) (very polite meow, couldn't say no)

#officially we've been petless for some months but we've had a chicken ('nother one) rummaging thru our compost for some days and now this #I guess you can never really have no pets when you live in the countryside #ma posts #she's a black smoke btw. first one I see irl

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bisquid · 10 months

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Wait wait you can't just drop that off and not elaborate. What do you mean is there a mafia presence in Wales?? Please spill, what things did you notice??

Okay so bearing in mind that I have ADHD and Chronic Terrible Observational Skills:

I am in Cardiff

For a concert I am attending solo

Doors open at 5

4:15 ish I go 'hmm I should eat something'

Cardiff is - unsurprisingly, being tiny and yet home to FOUR concert venues - Very Busy

Find McDonald's

McDonald's is very full. I recall my last concert related McDick's experience, and promptly bounce

Directly across the street

Is an Italian restaurant

It looks closed but fuckit maybe I can beg for like. Bread or some shit

Go over

Am immediately pounced upon by the hitherto unnoticed chain-smoking woman hanging out by the door mostly hidden by a potted ficus(?)

"I was wondering if you were open and if-" "yes yes we are open what would you like?" (strongish Italian accent)

Inside restaurant is Deserted

Explain that I'm sort of in a rush, am assured it's fine

Order chicken milanese which is generally a pasta dish with a breaded chicken component

Am led to seat nearish the front and promptly provided with a pint of coke in a glass tankard

Am then provided with a front row seat to an absolutely incomprehensible series of people entering and exiting (and in one case walking directly into) the door to what I can only presume is the kitchen

Starting with the guy who had been sitting at a table chain-smoking over a pile of papers

I counted at least three people exiting at least twice without actually entering in between

Am finally brought food

It is a breaded, butterflied chicken breast approximately the size of my face and a small pile of pasta approximately the size of my fist

It is all delicious

Chain-smoking papers man reappears, now wearing a chef's apron labcoat thing

Go up to pay, chain-smoking ficus lady is now having a very loud argument in a language I did not recognise but was not Italian Welsh English French russian Gaelic or Spanish

She sees me, says, and I quote 'ah little girl lost, one moment' and promptly hangs up

I am 27 and only nominally female

I am not remotely lost

She charges me for the pint of coke but not the food

I try to point out that she hasn't charged me for the food

'do you want to pay for the food?'

'.... Not if I don't have to?'

'good'

I leave. The door is now full of half a dozen very tall very Italian men and one absolutely adorable cocker spaniel

I ask if I can pet the dog (I have my priorities straight okay)

I am allowed to pet the dog. The dog and I are now best friends

The dog lead holder asks me in extremely accented but impeccably correct English if I had enjoyed the food

'yeah it was great!'

Everyone laughs a bit

I smile and pet the dog and realise I'm now late for the concert and hurry off

I see a post on Tumblr about mob fronts and several connections are made in my brain all at once

#i have impeccable observational skills #but only in hindsight #or if it's wildlife

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