#chickenwithatophat

[chickenwithatophat]

Link: https://www.tumblr.com/chickenwithatophat/164747913774/lettersfromdean-dyamirityofthelord-okay-my?source=share

A while back you made a post about a gay love story you tricked a homophobic teacher into reading. If you don’t mind me asking, how did it end? How did the teacher react?

Hey,

yeah, it's been like ten years ago, when I was still in high school. We actually read the stories aloud.

The teacher actually appreciated the story's writing (because Czech is pretty gendered language, I had to pull some tricks to make the story work), otherwise he didn't react much.

So, unfortunately for those, who hoped for an exciting story, he didn't storm off or yell or rethink his beliefs, he didn't really comment on the plot twist.

But for those, who didn't believe I actually wrote it, here's the link for the story in the original Czech <3

[blizzly]

Tag someone you want to know better

I was tagged by @beesinspades, thankiesss, I'm always so slow at doing these aaa!

Favorite color: green - moss, forest, bottle, teal, you name it

Last song: Conquest of spaces (Woodkid, man, where is the live version of the song, where is itttt)

Last movie: D&D Honor among thieves!

Currently watching: OFMD s2

Other stuff I've watched this year:

Trigun Stampede (obviously)

rewatched Mushishi after ages

Nimona!

caught up on Spy x Family!

had a crisis trying to remember what I watched, so went to check what came out this year, found out that for some unfathomable reason they made a Saint Seiya live action, and closed the browser again

Shows I dropped this year/didn't finish:

let's rename this list to "Shows I've Been Meaning to Start But Never Did", looking at you, Good Omens s2 and the entirety of Castlevania

Currently reading:

This is how you lose the time war

since it's November, it's time for the annual re-read of Coffee, Black

and am also about to go drown in BG3 fics, as one does

Currently working on:

a Werewolfwood. No I will not elaborate.

scanlating. Again.

one extremely cursed christmas present

secret project #1, #2 and #3

plushie prototyping

Goostarion

refurbishing a dragon puppet

Christmas cards!

Current Obsession:

Trigun and its fan creations, and to zero surprise, Baldur's Gate 3

Tagging: anyone who wants to, otherwise I'm bonking @chickenwithatophat with it!

[ryuki-blogs]

kadetjaina

replied to your post : If you are Slovak studying in Czech republic and...

The thing is - it shows so much. Because the languages are so similar, they will start speaking Czech and it’s absolutely wrong :D

Yeah, like... sure, you can flex you can speak Czech but... the languages are so similar noone is impressed. You have an accent. Everyone knows you are not Czech. You just sound like you are trying too hard.

chickenwithatophat

replied to your post : If you are Slovak studying in Czech republic and...

Hmm, doesn’t really happen here. Maybe that’s cause we are so close to the border or cause or slovaks are dingdongs who enjoy bullying me because I don’t know what lienka is 😀

Maybe it’s because you are close to border, maybe Slovaks speaking Czech to “fit in” is a Prague thing. I wouldn’t be surprised about either. :”D But it’s annoying because then I start speaking to Slovaks in Slovak and they speak in Slovak back. But as soon as someone speaks to them in Czech, they speak in Czech. Like... why. It bothers me so much. (You don’t know what lienka is, awww)

[fancydunamancy]

4, 9, 13, 25, 30 for the DnD ask. :D

4. Your current campaign.

Oh man. Well, obviously I can’t say everything since all of my players are following me, but… :D The campaign started in a hospital where everyone woke one morning, their memory of the previous day rather hazy. After finding out that whatever afflicition they were suffering from was supposed to be treated by a bunch of asshole priests conducting weird rituals and keeping them locked in, the group decided to escape the hospital. Now they’re on their way to find out what exactly this strange malady is, how they got it and how they can get rid of it.

It’s my first “proper” DnD campaign, so I decided not to experiment and rather keep the setting pretty boring, using the races/languages/classes/monsters etc from the official 5e materials. Next time I’d like to come up with something weirder, but this campaign is great fun as well! My players have come up with such cool characters and, as it always it with DnD, they like surprising me and making me panic internally like “holy shit okay, i was not prepared for this crap”. Really though, my players are great and I enjoy creating storylines and NPCs a lot, so. Yeah.

9. Your favorite thing about D&D.

DnD has some rules, yes, but other than that you can do pretty much ANYTHING and be ANYONE. It’s not like with video games where you have a few set options that you need to choose from, here you just… have a bunch of nerds who together create a new fucking world and every session is unique and you can never expect what happens next. My favourite part is creating and playing characters and seeing them interact with your friends’ characters. Honestly though, it’s just hard to describe what exactly it is that makes DnD so special, you gotta try it yourself to understand what all the fuss is about. It’s the perfect game for every nerd with a penchant for storytelling.

13. Introduce your current party.

There’s Rony, the pretty half-elf bard who was supposed to be a giant slut, but always rolled nat ones on his seductions, so… Now instead of being a big player, he’s sporting a crush on the dumb trash wizard. Rony can be a bit of a sarcastic fuck at times, but, well, he’s cute and gay and likes kittens and we like him.

Then there’s Rosa. She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll punch you in the face. Seriously, she’ll fuck you up. She’s a tiefling rogue who is slow to trust people but quick to cut off their purses. Also she’s gay.

Pip is a human Good girl and a ranger whose home is the forest, but she’s afraid of the dark. She is badass and soft at the same time and also very gay. We describe her look as a “lesbian Aragorn”.

Gwen is a dwarven lady with the biggest family tree ever and a great ginger beard. She kinda accidentally became a druid because she was drunk and that’s pretty much all you need to know about her. She can turn from vodka aunt to mum friend to dad friend to spider!Gwen within five minutes. Cool, right?

Seth is… who the hell is Seth? We just don’t know. He barely talks. Apparently he has a wife and kids somewhere. His socks never match. He wears a baroque collar. He makes a living by selling porn books. We think he kinda looks like a long-haired Nicolas Cage. Sometimes he randomly turns into a llama. Don’t question it.

Then there’s my two main NPCs, Elora and Valrian. Elora is a tiefling cleric who is very sweet, caring, selfless, likes everyone and finds everything exciting (basically she’s all the things I am not lol). She wouldn’t hurt a fly, unless she really had to. And then she’d be very sad about it for the rest of the day. In the nights, though, she becomes a different person. Literally.

Valrian was fucking supposed to die during session one, but then he didn’t and here he is?? He’s basically an optimistic nihilist who never loses his chill and isn’t bothered by pretty much anything. He’s reckless and gets himself into trouble a lot. He likes to act stupid although he is actually very smart. His familiar is a cute lil magpie called Juliet.

25. What have your players done that you never could have planned for?

All of it. What usually messes with my plans is that they tend to spend forever on sidequests I expected to be short and then they swiftly glide through something I’d consider pretty difficult. Other than that, well, Rosa randomly stole a kitten, Rony probably created the first official contract the town of Erienna has ever seen. Oh and of course, what confused and amused me a lot was how nasty they were all to Val during the first session, although he was just trying to help. Then there’s the fact it took them like five sessions to notice that hey, one of our party members turns into someone else at night.

Then there’s also one thing that surprised me, but I don’t want the others to know that it surprised me, so. That’s it for now :) :)

30. Are your players diplomatic or murder hobos?

I mean they’re dumbasses, but I think usually they’re more or less diplomatic… If we don’t count that one time they nearly murdered two poor goblin passersby after falsely accusing them of stealing their money :D 

Thanks for the questions, mate!

[adoribullmb]

Heart of a Dragon

Author name: marinoa

Artists name: Shae, chickenwithatophat

Story Title: Heart of a Dragon

Link to story:  Here!

Rating: T

Warnings: One druffalo dies.

Story summary: Everyone says there’s a dragon pestering Crestwood. Funny, though, that the Crestwood villagers themselves seem to know nothing about it. Funnier still that some Vint appears to have moved in the area at around the same time as the rumoured dragon. Coincidence? Bull thinks not.

Or, Bull goes looking for a dragon and instead finds Dorian.

Link to art: Shae’s art here! Chickenwiththetophat’s art here!

Rating: G

Warnings: None - but for overflowing cuteness.

[archivist-apnea]

chickenwithatophat replied to your photoset: Vibing my hair a lot rn It’s gotten so long and...

oh my god?? your hair is so amazing??? tell me your secretss!

paticence while doing it, and then an eventual fuck it it’s fine attitude 

[lonicera-caprifolium]

((♡))

[cryptidyork]

So this sure has been a year, huh? I just want to appreciate all the folks that helped to make it bearable. Legitimately tho, thank you. Even if we’ve never interacted, the content you make/reblog helped make this year not so dark.  In no particular order cause I’m too lazy to put y’all alphabetically

Special mentions to the people who make my life better

@nannerontherun, @agentnorthdakota, @ransolmcasterfo, @omadios, and Danny but he’s a bastard and deactivated so

And now the rest of you lovelies 

@reddeadvoid, @tom-at-the-farm, @prairiemule, @strzygon-xart, @veradia, @arthvrmorgann, @cryptic-suggestions, @youtappedout, @phyresis, @evecoffn, @dappermouth, @djbitterblade, @chaoticclaire, @daezil, @noiroux, @dahlicious, @chickenwithatophat, @happy-composer, @biowhereszevran, @rvbtears, @wiitchkiing, @noblehazard, @cullensbooty, @agentyorkdakota, @the-maine-meta, @uncledante

[birdlimes]

It is Tiefling Tuesday again, so today’s attack is for @chickenwithatophat of their tiefling, Sirius!!

[crowzenyogurt]

art fight attack for @/chickenwithatophat (Dyamirity on af) character belongs to them!

[rotyolk]

@chickenwithatophat ‘s Kipp from artfight! (bonus cropped sketch under the cut bc i like it)

[dogpantry]

Your snek puppies are beautiful, please, tell them they are very good sneks.

Aw thank you!!! I certainly will! 😊

[ryuki-blogs]

chickenwithatophat

replied to your post : genderfluidfish replied to your post: I  know...

you can still get capri-sonne in some stores tho… i know we noticed that pretty soon after the change, but ive had capri-sonne since then, so… gotta keep looking

Hunt that Capri Sonne.

[blizzly]

Name ten favourite characters from ten different things (books, tv, film, etc.) then tag someone else. I was tagged by @alwayscryingoverdannyb bold of u to tag me in anything when the last tag meme is sittin in them drafts for like 3 yrs now thank u <3

In definitely no particular order:

1) Shadow of the Templar books: Jeremy Archer

2) Dragon Age Origins: Zevran

3) Deus Ex: Francis Pritchard

4) SW EU: Mara Jade

5) AssCreed: Desmond Miles

6) Dragon Age II.: Fenris (it’s two different games okay)

7) KotOR: Carth Onasi

8) Matrix: Trinity

9) AssCreed Odyssey: (also obviously a different thing) Kassandra

10) Konoyo Ibun’s biggest idiot: Setsu

I’m tagging @mesitka @tedkordisanasshole & @chickenwithatophat and whoever else feels like it! Tag me in your answers C:

[archivist-apnea]

chickenwithatophat replied to your photoset “I can 3d guys”

oooh, did you model these on your own? what program do you use?

3ds max, it’s my coursework for this module :’)

I am not a fan of 3d tbh, it’s v touchy

and 3ds max is a trip in itsself 

[belongtohufflepuff]

a series of aesthetics for my D&D group ♥

@acelaurens @chickenwithatophat @naraism @terezaishere