#childe has so many siblings that one of them left and infiltrated another anime

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what is childe doing in bungou gay dogs😟

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Laich Des Satans (very old oc's) LORE DUMP POST.

Just the basics, mostly. A guide to the characters and stuff. Very messy garbage that I just word vomited onto a google doc.

It is a very long post!! I talk about like 9+ characters!!!

Here we go

So Gia and Rosie were the first ocs, made when my cousin and I were ~7-8

Gia is the daughter of Satan and an unknown earth (rock) goddess, and has pyrokinesis, geokinesis, and geothermal kinesis. And also wind powers (because reasons??) She has a pet shape-shifting fire spirit named Setfire.

Rosie is the daughter of Mother Nature and Poseidon. She has the ability to talk to plants and animals, control plant growth, and aquakinesis. She has a catlike nature spirit named Leaflit.

Satan and Mother Nature are enemies, and have tried to destroy each other many times to no avail. So Satan sent Gia, his favorite child, to infiltrate Mother Nature’s ranks by pretending to befriend Rosie, and then destroy her. Unfortunately, Gia began to bond with Rosie, and not only became true friends, but developed romantic feelings for her. (Note: This development happened after the characters were separated from me and my cousin and became their own people. I never had a crush on my cousin 💀)

They’ve gone on many many adventures over the years (as my cousin and I played in the backyard) But none come to mind specifically.

Gia and Rosie have gone through a ton of design changes over the years, the only consistencies being that Gia’s hair was made of fire and that Rosie’s hair was green. Other than that a lot has changed. I can’t find any of the original designs from when I was a kid but they were super different. I think Gia’s dress was made of fire too at one point?

In 2020, I made the next character, Lucille, or Luci. She was Gia’s younger sister, and was the daughter of Satan and the Norse goddess of death. Luci also had pyrokinesis, but I don’t think she had much more than that. But she was very creative with that power.

I think the next character was Maggie, she’s the youngest sibling of the 8 of them, being 50 years old, or about 5ish developmentally. She looks up to Luci a lot, copying her and always hanging around her. I don’t remember what Maggie’s abilities were. She may have been too young to have any. Her mother was also the norse goddess of death, which is another reason she was so close to Luci. Many of the siblings do not share the same mother.

I don’t know which ocs were created in which order after this point, but they were all very fleshed out and had a lot of detail and hard work put into their designs, personalities, and stories. Unfortunately, most of them were never written or never completed.

Xena, full name Xenabelle, is the oldest sibling, and is the daughter of Satan and Aphrodite. Her original character was essentially a siren/succubus type character. She was super slutty and went to the human world to kill and eat men. But eventually she started a new diet and couldn’t eat them anymore, so she brought them to the demon world for. Reasons I guess? At one point she was changed to have psychic abilities, and would specifically target rapists and other offenders and would kill them. Decent men she would just have a good time with and then go. Xena is the only one other than Gia to have left home.

Wrex is the second oldest, and is probably the main caretaker of his siblings. His mother is Athena, Greek Goddess of wisdom and war. He’s ~19 age-wise, and provides a lot for the family. Of course, they’re rich and live in a mansion, it’s not like they can’t afford food or anything, but he hunts and cooks/grills for the family. He also settles disputes and makes sure to connect with each of his siblings. He’s an excellent hunter and fighter, with proficiency in using various swords and bows. He is very outdoorsy, and in his story, he meets a mythical creature called a spiderwolf named Tom. 

Spiderwolves are very venomous and one of the most dangerous animals in the forest. But Tom was attacked by another group of creatures, called fiaras, and was horribly disfigured and left to die. But a fairy (or something idk) came and was able to heal him partially. Leaving him scarred and disabled, but still able to live a happy and healthy life. Tom was also left with having telepathy, and can speak to other creatures via thoughts. He met Wrex while he was on his quest, and Tom joined him for the remainder of his journey.

Tempus is the third child, and is very immature. She’s a cruel prankster and often causes harm to others for her own enjoyment. Her mother is the Roman trickster goddess. Tempus is monkey themed, and has a prehensile monkey tail. She’s also the only sibling with round ears. Tempus has the power to turn invisible and phase through objects, making her very sneaky and good at hiding for pranks and setup. She also loves blackmail and will force people to assist her for her plans. Tempus also travels to the human world frequently to bully and harrass humans when her dad has had enough of her causing trouble in the house. She has a secret treehouse (hollowed out trunk type treehouse) that she hides out in. It has a beanbag and an original NES, as well as some other stuff.

Pluviam is the sibling after Gia. He is the only one to have two dads, being the son of Satan and Dionysus. He is the best cook of the family, even better than Wrex (who mostly grills meat) and will cook and cater for large family gatherings or times when all of the siblings are together. He is the nicest of the siblings aside from Maggie (who is a child) and Gia (who is redeemed.) He looks up to Gia, as she was able to escape the demon world and Satan’s control, and has found love and friendship in her life outside. He hopes to someday be able to visit the human world and live a life of peace. His admiration for Gia means Luci hates him slightly more than she hates the other siblings. His story was about him sneaking to the human world, falling in love with a nature activist girl, and helping save a forest from destruction. 

El, short for Ellaina, is the 6th child. She is a very quiet and soft-spoken girl, who mostly stays in with her pet tortoise. She used to have other pets, but they never lived long enough to be substantial. Tyler the tortoise has been around for about 50 years, and she is quite happy with that. El’s mother is also Athena. While Wrex shows off the war and strategy side, she’s mostly the wisdom side. El is knowledgable on many things, and even though she’s one of the younger siblings, people often come to her for advice. Her story was never fleshed out much, I think she was supposed to find the forgotten twins, two extra siblings that I will get to later.

So, to Recap, there are eight siblings. In order from Oldest to Youngest, it’s Xena, Wrex, Tempus, Gia, Pluviam, El, Luci, and Maggie. They all share the same father, Satan.

I have written many short stories, one shots, and half-written novels about these characters, and there’s a lot of extra lore that I haven’t mentioned here. There’s a lot of garbled nonsense from several years of these characters. If anybody is interested, I can share the google doc links to the few things I still have lying around. Warning though, most of these will be from when I was 14 and younger. So they are BAD.

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any girls! dark academia movie recs? i really struggle to find anything not about a group of boys (as much as I love them)

SO MANY!!! This is probably a far more detailed answer than you were expecting but this is a popular question and I want to keep a list for myself and others.

Feel free to add to it/give opinions. I've tried to give a tw for anything I can remember

Girls! Dark Academia Movies/TV Shows

Mona Lisa Smile (2003)

1950s Women’s college

Art professor! Julia Roberts

She’s legit the female Mr Keating of the art & college world

Feminism vs. Tradition

Maggie Gyllenhall x Ginnifer Goodwin; their characters were more than friends. Fight me.

Does not end how you expect

Strike!/All I Wanna Do/The Hairy Bird (1998)

MY FAVOURITE!!!

Free on YouTube under one of its various names

Comedy

1960s all girls boarding school

Young Kirsten Dunst

Group of girls plot to sabotage a merger with a boys school less prestigious than their own

Secret attic clubhouse meetings of the D.A.R aka Daughters of the American Ravioli (eaten cold, ew)

girls get political & advocate for their rights using ANY elaborate and chaotic scheme

TW: eating disorder, vomiting & creepy male teacher but the girls plot against him too

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie (1969)

based on a short book I read for uni by Muriel Spark

1930s girls school in Edinburgh

Scottish teacher! Maggie Smith, controversial with a focus on romantic ideals

Spoiler alert, the liberal teacher is actually a fascist

Her group of fave students has cult- vibes and it’s fascinating

Picnic at Hanging Rock

1970s movie or 2018 mini series

Never watched either but I plan to

Wild Child (2008)

00s romcom every UK teen girl loves

Emma Roberts as the spoiled rich American teenager sent to a strict English boarding school

Plots to get herself expelled but oh no she’s making friends with the girls who help her

And the headmistress has a hot son, and he’s nice??? Double oh no

ICONIC SCENES

Everything! Goes! Wrong!

omg she burns the school down

Feel good, comfort, nostalgia

St Trinians (2007)

English girls boarding school

The kids are all criminals, no joke

So are the teachers

CHAOTIC

gay awakening for british girls

Art heist pulled off by school girls

Government tries to shut them down but oh no, the education minister & the headmistress are ex-lovers

Colin Firth x Rupert Everett in drag

Superior cast: Jodie Whittaker, Gemma Arterton, Juno Temple, Stephen Fry, Colin Firth, etc...

embodies the phrase 'problematic fave'

St Trinians 2: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold (2009)

Mystery, pirate ancestors, hidden treasure

omg Shakespeare was a woman

girls disguised as boys to infiltrate and rob the posh boys school

Villain! David Tennant in that ICONIC boat scene

Teen girls vs. ancient misogynist brotherhood

like the first film but MORE chaotic and BETTER!???

The Falling (2014)

1960s all girls school

best friends! but its unrequited love

Agoraphobic + distant mother aka mommy issues

Sudden death and the school suppresses/ignores the students grief, sparking mass hysteria & a fainting epidemic in the girls

Cast: Maisie Williams (GoT) & Florence Pugh (Little Women) & Joe Cole (Peaky Blinders)

TW: teen pregnancy, death, vomiting, underage s*x, sibling inc*st, past s*xual assault

READ THE PLOT SUMMARY FIRST

The Book Thief (2013)

Based on an amazing book by Markus Zusak

set in 1940s Nazi Germany

Daughter of a communist whose family were taken by the Nazis/died is fostered by an older couple who teach her to read & she paints a dictionary on the basement walls

Coming of age story about a compulsive book thief. No joke, this kid steals books from banned book burnings and breaks into the mayor's library through the window

Family hides the Jewish son of an old friend in their basement and he helps her to start writing about her experiences in the war

TW: death, bombings, WW2 anti-semitism

Mary Shelley (2017)

Overall good & roughly biographical

Pretty costumes and aesthetic

Modern feminist take on Mary Shelly in her own time period

So many INACCURACIES for the drama so don’t take it as truth

Percy Shelley slander and not all of it is justified

Cast: Elle Fanning, Douglas Booth, and Maisie Williams

The Secret Garden (1993)

Based on a fave childhood book

1901 colonial India & Yorkshire, England

Orphaned, spoilt & neglected girl sent to live with her reclusive Uncle in the English countryside

Gothic elements, mysteries, secret doors/passages/locked gardens

local boy with a flock of animals, magic, kids chanting around a fire and all around immaculate vibes

Happy ending!!!

Hidden Figures (2016)

African-American women as mathematicians for NASA

1960s space project

Women balancing a career and family obligations

Deals with racial & gender discrimination

Loosely based on the lives of Katherine Johnson, Mary Jackson, and Dorothy Vaughan who worked for NASA as engineers & mathematicians

Anne of Green Gables (1985) & sequel (1987)

Adaptation L.M. Montgomery’s ‘Anne of Green Gables’ books

Canada (late 1890s/early 1900s)

Highly imaginative & bookworm orphan is adopted by a reclusive elderly brother and sister duo

Small town & school years comedic drama

Unrequited Enemies -> Friends -> lovers

Inspiring new woman teacher

Girls re-enact Tennyson’s poem and nearly drown for the aesthetic™

Dramatic poetry reading with INTENSE 👀eye contact👀

Writer! Anne & English teacher! Anne dealing with unruly girls school antics

Collette (2018)

biographical drama on french writer Sidonie-Gabrielle Collette

Victorian & Edwardian era France

More talented than her husband so she ghostwrites for him

Fight for creative ownership of her wildly successful novels

Affairs with a woman called Georgie and also with Missy, born female but masculine presenting

Cast: Keira Knightly, Dominic West, Eleanor Tomlinson (Poldark)

Enola Holmes (2020)

Netflix book adaptation

Younger sister of Sherlock Holmes

Victorian era! feminism/suffragettes

Mother-daughter focus

Mystery, adventure, secret codes, teens running away & escaping from (and eventually fighting) assassins

Cast: Helena Bonham Carter, Henry Cavill, Sam Claflin, Fiona Shaw, Millie Bobby Brown

Ginger & Rosa (2012)

1960s England

best friends since literal birth navigating troubled teen years

poet & anti-nuclear activist! Ginger

off the rails but also catholic! Rosa

Shout out to Mark & Mark the gay godfathers we all want

family troubles 

TW: older man has an affair with a 17 yr old

Testament of Youth (2014)

based on WW1 memoir by Vera Brittain

young woman (writer & poetry lover) escapes traditional family & goes to study at Oxford University

abandons to become a war nurse

romance, tragedy and war trauma

Cast: Alicia Vikander, Kit Harrington (GoT), Taron Edgerton (Rocketman), Colin Morgan (Merlin)

Little Women (2019)

Writer! Jo & Artist! Amy

Mother/daughter focus and sister dynamics

the March sisters’ theatre club is *chefs kiss*

champagne problems edits of Jo x Laurie are a mood

Ambivalent ending perfectly captures Louisa May Alcott’s dilemma with the book the movie is based on

set in 1860s America

ALL STAR CAST and a Greta Gerwig masterpeice

Lady Bird (2017)

coming of age in early 2002/2003 Sacramento, California

all girls catholic school

writer! Christine aka Lady Bird wants to get outta town and start her life again at college 'in a city with culture'

Mother/daughter dynamics - so realistic!

I live for that Jesus car stunt & the nun's reaction

school theatre program

Cast: Saoirse Ronan, Timothee Chalamet, Beanie Feldstein

Another Greta Gerwig gem

Beguiled (2017)

Virginia, civil war era

Girls school with only five students and two teachers left

Find an injured Union army soldier & bring him inside

Women & teenagers want his attention (v. problematic) before uniting against him

(tbh you'll either love it, hate it, or watch once & forget it)

Sofia Coppola film so its very feminine gaze

TW: violence, death, underage

Legally Blonde (2001)

No questions will be taken

Elle Woods was the blue print

TV series:

House of Anubis (2011-2013)

I know it’s a kids/young teen show but I still unironically love it

ANCIENT EGYPT!!!!

Modern day with Victorian era links to treasure hunters & Egyptian research expeditions (stealing from tombs)

Chosen one plot lines, curses, kidnapping, mysteries, secret tunnels under the school, elixir of life

Teens have investigate & protect themselves cus oh no the TEACHERS are involved in some shady stuff

new American kid at British boarding school is the actual premise not just a fanfic au

Nostalgic, light-hearted, funny, and kinda cheesy but I will accept no criticism

The Alienist (2018 -now)

Mid 1890s, New York

Woman’s private detective agency (Season 2)

Serial killer mystery

Woman secretary turns detective and teams up with a criminal psychiatrist and a newspaper editor to solve crime

TW: violence, child pr*stit*tion

Cast: Dakota Fanning, Luke Evans, Daniel Bruhl

The Queen’s Gambit (2020)

Woman chess prodigy

1950s & 1960s

TW: drug & alcohol abuse

Gentleman Jack (2019 - now)

Based on the diaries of Anne Lister

Victorian Yorkshire, England

Upper-class lesbians

Confident, suit wearing! Anne Lister x shy! Ann Walker

Business woman! Anne running the family mines

Cast: Suranne Jones (Doctor Foster) & Sophie Rundle (Peaky Blinders)

TW: violence

Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)

bubbly/ambitious single mom + intelligent daughter

bookworm! Rory Gilmore gets into a prestigious private school and then an Ivy League college

Small town drama is comedic gold

Fast dialogue packed with pop culture and literary references

Comforting & nostalgic

TEAM JESS

Anne with an E (2017-2019)

Loose adaptation of L.M. Montgomery’s ‘Anne of Green Gables’ books

they completely change the plot lines but it’s still very good content!

Orphan girl with trauma and a love of books/poetry is adopted by an elderly brother & sister duo, bringing light and fresh ideas to a rural community

Feminism, girls writing club, lgbtq safe spaces, girls eduction, black/indigenous representation

Miss Stacy as THAT inspiring teacher

Aunt Josephine’s lavish gay parties have my heart

TW: creepy male teacher tries to marry a student, racial discrimination, indigenous assimilation school

Victoria (2016-2019)

Adaption of Queen Victoria’s life

Victoria navigating her political, royal, and personal life

Albert’s involvement with The Great Exhibition, 1851 (on cultural + industrial innovations)

Alfred Paget x Edward Drummond is exquisite

Gorgeous costumes and aesthetics

TW: bury your gays trope

Derry Girls (2018-now)

1990s Northern Ireland during the troubles

Comedy, episodes 20-25 mins long

English boy sent to an all girls Catholic school with his cousin

✨Dead Poets Society parody episode ✨with a free-spirited female teacher

Sister Michael, the sarcastic nun who hates her job & reads the exorcist for giggles

Wee anxious lesbian! Clare Devlin (plus her friends wearing rainbow pins)

Badass with bad ideas! Michelle Mallon

Main Character! Erin Quinn

Lovable weirdo who would fight a polar bear! Orla McCool

Wee English fella & honorary Derry girl! James Maguire

Dickinson (2019-now)

Loose adaption of the poet Emily Dickinson’s life

Set in 19th century Massachusetts, US

Historical drama with modern dialogue & music that works SEAMLESSLY

gives a great understanding of Emily Dickinson’s poems

💕Vintage gays! Emily x Sue💕

Theatre club, writing, poetry, dressing as men to sneak into lectures, love letters, teen drama, feminism, and an underground abolitionist journal as a brief side plot in season 2

Wiz Khalifa plays death in a horse drawn carriage

TW: opium use

A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017-2019)

Based on great childhood books

Bookworm! brother, Inventor! sister, and baby sister with sharp teeth

Mystery, secret organisations, orphaned siblings figuring things out & fending for themselves against the villain after their fortune

Adults either cartoon evil, comedically incompetent, or SPIES

Boarding school, library owner, scientific researcher, and theatre episodes

Ambiguous time period which is really fun to try and pin point

Killing Eve (2018-now)

Classic detective who has homoerotic tension with the assassin she is tracking down

British Detective! Eve Polastri figures out the notorious assassin MI5 are investigating is a woman, is fired & then put on a secret MI6 case with a small team

Assassin! Villanelle, a psychopath with a tragic past and a mastery of both accents & fashion

Woman MI6 boss! Carolyn Martens, head of Russian section

Travel Europe following Villanelle’s killings and escaping the assassins sent by Villanelle’s organisation

‘You’re supposed to be my enemy and moral opposite but omg you’re the only one smart enough to get me and why am I obsessed with you????'

🚨 GO IN FOR A KISS AND THEN STAB YOUR ENEMY 🚨

Cable Girls/Las chicas del cable (2017-2020)

Spanish drama set in 1920s Madrid

Four young women at a telecommunications company form a group of friends and help navigate the difficult situations they are all in

Secret identities, dangerous pasts, murder, crime, lgbtq couple & throuple, trans man character, feminism/suffragists

girls commit crimes for humanitarian reasons and cover! it! up!

UNDERRATED SHOW!!!!

Gorgeous costumes and set

Haven’t finished it yet and I’m catching up

TW: abuse, violence, death

Outlander (2014 - now)

haven’t watched yet but plan to

Woman time travels to Scotland, 1743

Rebel highlanders, pirates, British colonies, American revolutionary war

Time jumps between 18th & 20th century

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Condensed Marvel Movies

I’ve talked to a few people who were planning on watching infinity war without having seen a bunch of the other marvel movies, and they said they had nerdy friends pushing them to watch every single marvel movie that came out before Infinity War, which is frankly ridiculous. I made this kind of helpful guide to help out said people.

Iron Man * A man named Tony Stark owns Stark Industries, he’s very rich and very smart * Has a friend named Colonel Rhodes and an assistant named Pepper * There is a government agency called S.H.I.E.L.D. * Tony Stark built a robot suit to escape from terrorists and became iron man and has some energy thingy in the middle of his chest bc there is shrapnel in there

Iron Man 2 * Tony Stark is officially Iron Man but oh no his chest thing is killing him * He briefly gets a new assistant but she's actually an assassin who works for shield * He makes more suits gets a new chest thing gives one of his suits to his friend Colonel Rhodes and gets together with his assistant yay everyone is happy

Thor * Norse gods * Thor is the god of thunder and he has a kick ass hammer * His brother is Loki * There is a lot of tension there Loki does some messed up shit and basically Thor ends up on earth for a bit but then he goes back * S.H.I.E.L.D. shows up just long enough to meet Thor and then peace out * Oh also shield has another assassin but this one is male and has a bow

Captain America: The First Avenger * Boring, vanilla, skinny white dude named Steve wants to join the army in WW2 * He can’t so instead he gets injected with a super serum that makes him very fit * Also apparently he doesn’t age anymore hooray * A Nazi scientist tries to steal a very powerful cube called the tesseract and hitler almost wins but instead the scientist dies and the cube goes somewhere in the ocean * Captain America drowns and wakes up 80 years later and meets S.H.I.E.L.D. (specifically there is a man with an eye patch his name is Nick Fury he’s only there for like 2 seconds tho) * This one is long bc it’s sole purpose was to set up for the avengers movie * Also Captain America had a best friend named Bucky but he fell off a train * Also also Tony stark’s grandfather actually found the super powerful cube its not in the water anymore

Marvel’s The Avengers * There are two assassin-type people named Black Widow and Hawk Eye we have literally never met them b4 but apparently they work for SHIELD ok sure * Loki tries to steal the very powerful cube in order to become Earth’s ruler so SHIELD gets Iron Man, Captain America, and the Hulk (or Dr. Banner) to help them defeat him, then Thor falls out of the sky and joins the crew * Agent Coulson, the og SHIELD guy, dies at some point whoops #neverforget * Turns out Loki teamed up with some aliens, they attack New York with giant centipedes but Iron Man throws a nuke at them and they win * Thor takes the powerful cube to the Norse gods’ floating castle * Also it turns out that the aliens’ master had another master oohoohoo what a reveal didn’t see that one coming

Iron Man 3 * Iron Man can control his suit with his watch now * I think his girlfriend can shoot fire out of her arms??? * He gets surgery so he doesn’t need the chest thing but I don’t think that matters anyway * He destroys a lot of his Iron Man suits but I don’t think that matters either

Thor: The Dark World * Thor’s girlfriend discovers a new super powerful stone, but this one is red * A bunch of elves try to steal it so Thor has to take Loki out of prison so they can fight the elves together * They win but Loki dies but actually not really he pretends to be their father and Thor leaves so Loki gets to fake being king yay * Also there is a guy collecting stones he takes the red one but the blue cube (yes its part of the stones) is still with the Norse gods but actually there are 5 stones * There’s an ice monster in London not sure why he’s important though

Captain America: Winter Soldier * Captain America is a vanilla goody-two-shoes obviously he’s the only guy who hung around with the government agency * While out running he makes a new friend and when they’re on the run from said government agency later on he gets metal wings * Oh hey look his best friend Bucky is back! Not dead, just an immortal Russian spy with amnesia and no arm * SHIELD was infiltrated by Nazis whoops how did that happen its ok though Captain America saved everyone not before almost dying though * Russian Spy Bucky pulls him out of the water after almost killing him and Steve takes that as a sign that he wants to be friends again so he goes looking for him * There are two x-men mutants in a lab somewhere idk

Guardians of the Galaxy * Ok this one is really complicated and annoying and has way too many main characters but whatever * So a smol goofy human child named Peter is stolen by aliens and taken to space and some shit goes down I honestly can’t remember * He finds a glowing orb which turns out to be ANOTHER super powerful stone yay but not before its stolen by an evil person working for a big purple guy who was actually in charge of attacking New York with aliens that one time * He teams up with a raccoon, a tree, a blue alien, and a sexy green alien (she and peter get together later I think) who happens to be the adoptive daughter of the purple guy and they try to defeat the evil guy and succeed * The tree dies and creates a baby tree who’s honestly so much better also the smol goofy human child is actually only half human * The super powerful stone hangs out on some rando planet but its a super powerful stone so u know its coming back

Avengers: Age of Ultron * The Avengers crew is back together! They’re rounding up all the left over Nazis who are still just kinda there and they eventually find the x-men twins but they’re x-men twins so obviously they run away * Turns out the left-over nazis also had a super powerful stone and Iron Man uses it to build an A.I. which surprise surprise turns out to be evil and tries to kill all the humans buy dropping a city from the sky but that’s really not important * In Korea someone is building a fake body around the super powerful stone for the evil robot but the Avengers steal it and put Iron Man’s digital assistant in there instead * They defeat the evil robot and now they have a British red man floating around in a cape which is pretty cool also the male mutant twin dies * The larger-than-average purple man is getting annoyed by his inability to find the super powerful stones and puts on a big glove

Ant-Man * Literally nothing useful is revealed in this film except for like 3 things * Over the past four years, Paul Rudd has somehow managed to age -2 * There is now a hero with the frankly useless ability to become very, very small * Captain America found his best friend!

Captain America: Civil War * For a movie centered around one guy, this has way too many characters. Also, this is the official time to start shipping stucky (Steve and Bucky a.k.a. immortal boyfriends) * So basically the Avengers (who are now a mix of some og members and other less interesting new members) accidentally destroy a building that kills a few ppl and the UN is not pleased * They propose that the government should have more control over the crew and Tony (Iron Man) agrees bc he’s still feeling guilty about his killer robot but Steve doesn’t like that idea and the Avengers (old and new) split into democrats and libertarians * The democrats (led by Tony Stark) get a couple new members and now the teams are as follows: democrats - iron man, spider man, ant man, a panther super hero, iron man’s bff, the red British AI guy, and black widow (aka one of the assassins who’s been hanging around for a while) vs the libertarians - Steve, his boyfriend Bucky, his new friend with wings, the living mutant twin, ant man (why), and the other assassin who’s been hanging around for a while * Basically shit goes down and Steve and Tony are no longer friends, then Bucky runs away to hang out with the panther hero, and spider man is kinda part of the crew yay * Also Steve loses this really cool shield that’s stuck with him for a while now which isn’t important but it’s a bit sad #neverforget

Doctor Strange * Benedict Cumberbatch is an American (ew) doctor with an extremely stupid last name who injures his hands in a car accident so he can’t operate anymore * In search of a cure he finds some pretty dank wizard monks who teach him their wizard monk ways and give him a sentient cape and another super powerful stone except this is literally the only important one because it controls time * Doctor Strange (seriously wtf) defeats some evil person—but honestly who even gives a shit anymore—and then he meets up with for some reason Thor and Loki

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 * This movie is honestly completely unrelated to anything so I’ll be brief * Sexy green alien aka Gamora has an estranged droid sister with whom she reconciles but her sister leaves again to try and kill their purple dad * Peter finds his real father but it turns out he’s evil and he fucked a lot of animals which is pretty gross but it’s ok because peter kills him in the end * They find this bug-like alien who also looks kinda like a female human and she starts tagging along with their crew and they go off to kill the purple guy

Spider-Man: Homecoming * This is another relatively useless movie but we do learn a few interesting things * Spider-man is a goofy, relatable high school kid with a questionable taste in women and a really beautiful father-son relationship with Tony Stark * He’s also low key not part of the crew but he really really wants to be * Unrelated but Zendaya plays a really hot nerd girl who I refuse to believe isn’t gay to some degree

Thor: Ragnorok * Thor gets fucking hot ngl also his relationship with Loki is sibling goals * So it turns out Thor has a super evil sister and she comes back in order to kill a lot of people, so Thor and Loki end up on some planet where people have to fight each other for the entertainment of the rich people gladiator style, except Loki obviously befriends the rich people and Thor has to stay a gladiator. Also for some reason the hulk is there * They meet a super hot lady goddess and all of them go to the floating Norse god castle and kill the evil sister and get on a ship but then they run into a big most likely evil ship oh no

Black Panther * Really this is the only one that you should actually watch like every single character is both awesome and attractive I would date all of them but u know Shuri is my soulmate * Seriously just watch the movie I’m not summarizing this one

[auradonuniversity]

Meet The Grifter. They’re the child of Drizella Tremaine, a junior at Auradon University and hails from The Isle of the Lost. Some say they look like Noah Centineo and they’re NON-PLAYABLE.

Name: Evan Louis Tremaine

Age: 19

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Occupation: N/A

Clubs and Sports: Lacrosse, Tourney, Drama, Swimming, Students keeping the world clean

Major: Creative Writing

Biography

There was a saying, Always a Bridesmaid, never a Bride. In the case of the Tremaine family, the saying was really, Always the ugly stepsister, never the Queen. The Tremaines had once been a noble family, a proud lineage with aspirations that went far beyond their small town. That was until Cinderella came into the picture. It was never his story to tell, never his tale to weave, but Evan had heard enough from his mother, his aunt, and his grandmother to fill in the gaps. In the Isle of the Lost, there were many who swore up and down that their treachery was due to the hands of another. In this case, those words were actually true. Evan’s mother was indeed not “ugly” and instead of being given a chance to redeem herself, she had been banished like she was the scum of the earth. From the minute he was born, there were expectations and plans to be made to ensure that his life would never be like the one his mother had to suffer through.

The aspirations of the Tremaine family didn’t die once they were relocated to the Isle of the Lost. No, instead it thrived despite the change in location, like roots of a tree that grew in rocky land. Those dreams? A kingdom for Evan and his family to call their own and a land that he could rule. From a young age, Evan learned that there were two types of villains, those who worked with brute force and those who worked with mental strength. As brute force could only get one so far, Evan instead focused on the emotional side of manipulation. After all, growing up in a family surrounded by woman seemed to give him an advantage when it came to the female form. The good looks didn’t hurt as well. That had been the game that he and his cousin had learned to play, the double team going after those who were looking for a new friend and a new love interest. Woo and spoil before ultimately ghosting them once the pair had gotten what they wanted. In the Isle, however, there was only so far that one could go and with aspirations like his, the next logical step would be Auradon.

The invitation to Auradon had been the godsend that the Tremaine’s had been looking for and now their plan was set into action. Does Evan feel bad about the hearts he is going to inevitably break? Not if it means getting what he believes he is ultimately due. As for now, Evan has to play nice. No need to raise alarms or else his whole plan would be for naught. He has chosen a major that he doesn’t really care for, chose sports that would help keep him active and participates in drama because there is always more women than men in a drama class. Not that he would ever say those things out loud. After all, he has a role that he needs to play, the role of the grateful Isle resident who only wants the chance to learn and be “good”. Evan can be friendly and charming, sweet and polite, but loyalty? That is reserved for family and not for targets and as luck would have it, Auradon University happens to be full of them.

The Tremaine family was sent to the Isle of the Lost for being criminals, for being menaces to the kingdom and for ultimately, being evil. Evan has only one thing to say to that. If they thought his mother was evil, they ain’t seen nothing yet.

Character Traits

positive: charming, independent, articulate negative: scheming, calculating, messy

Headcanons

The scar on Evan’s lower left cheek was a result of his first attempts at seducing the fairer sex. After falling out of a tree while sneaking out of one of his conquest’s bedroom at 16, Evan now has an ever-permanent reminder of that night on the Isle. The scar hasn’t done much to diminish his handsomeness, however. Instead has become quite the conversation starter, resulting in him weaving courageous and fictitious tales of all the children and animals he rescued and the result that remained on his face.

His cousin, Lucy, is his best friend in the entire world and there is no one who could ever change that. With their mothers being as close as they are, the pair spent most of their childhood side by side, sharing the burden that came with their last names. The plan was clear when they arrived in Auradon: seduce and marry someone rich so that they could live the rest of their lives prosperously. It seems that Lucy has lost sight of this plan and Evan feels like it is up to him to fix it. Lucy is his best friend in the entire world and there is no one who could ever change that, but if word gets to their mothers and grandmother about how far Lucy has strayed, then not even Evan can save her from the wrath of the Tremaines.

For all the lies and personas that Evan creates about himself, there are a few truths that he does reveal to those who find themselves around him. He enjoys reading and can find himself getting lost in a good book for hours. He enjoys swimming and not just because his new target also happens to be on the same team. He likes the idea of traveling, though he hasn’t gotten to do much himself, and would rather spending a night in than go out to whatever frat party is going on. Anything, and everything, else could be the truth or could be a lie, depending on how he feels that day and whether or not it benefits him.

Connections

The Sycophant: The Grifter and The Sycophant might be cousins, but they act more like siblings. Raised together under the same roof by their mothers, the two were close in age and were often told how important family was. They were also told how that wicked Cinderella stole fame and fortune away from their mothers. To add salt to the wound, neither of their mother’s are very high up in the villain hierarchy on the Isle, so they both have to work hard to get what they want. Harder then most. Now that they’re in Auradon, they’re ready to be the next Bonnie and Clyde… you know, without the romance.

The Academic: Infiltrating a college full of royals is easier when you’ve made friends with one of them, or convinced them that you have. So when The Grifter came to town, the scoped out all the students to see who would be the easiest to ‘befriend’ and found it to be the Academic. Of course The Academic is convinced they’re just good old fashioned friends, and while The Grifter denies it, it’s starting to look that way. Maybe someone’s getting soft.

The Dreamer: The Grifter and their cousin came to Auradon with one plan. Seduce a royal and escape with their money. So the second The Grifter entered the halls, they set their sights on The Dreamer. The Dreamer seems easy enough to woo and charm, what with their ideas of romance and adventure. Plus, they’re known to have one of the biggest castle’s in the nation, so The Grifter figure’s it’s a good place to start.