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retic-pithon · 7 months ago
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GHGGGGHHGHGGHHHH THE MOST WONDEROUS CREACHUR
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demigod-jack-hearth · 9 months ago
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Open starter (150 follower special - this is cannon btw)
It was a regular day at camp, jack had just returned to camp after visiting Olympus and all his patrons (Hestia, Circe, Aphrodite, ares Hera, jesus, Amphitrite, Python, Sophia)
However, unlike usual where he returned to camp alone.... There is a child with him, a small boy, who appears to be around 5 years old. The boy is holding jack's hand and chatting happily with jack
The strange thing is, the boy is extremely similar in appearance to jack. The same natural raven hair, the same orange eyes. You could almost mistake the boy for a clone
The boy is wearing a camp shirt that is clearly way too big for him and a pair of jeans
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herpsandbirds · 1 year ago
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Love the blog!! Could you share some eastern indigo or children's python images?
Sure thing booboo, here's a little of both...
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Eastern Indigo Snake (Drymarchon couperi), family Colubridae, found in the SE United States
All indigo snakes used to be within the species D. corais, which had 12 subspecies, but they are now broken up between 5 or 6 species.
photograph by Kevin Enge & USFS
More here:
Herps and Birds (and More) (Posts tagged drymarchon) (tumblr.com)
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Children’s Python (Antaresia childreni), family Pythonidae, West Queensland, found in NW Australia
photographs by Matt
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apollosgiftofprophecy · 1 year ago
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ToA Fic Recs!!!
Tag List: @itscharliebabey
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!
I probably forgot a LOT but these are the ones I tracked down via bookmarks and frantic searches upon realizing they Were Not bookmarked rip 😔
AND ALL ORGANIZED!!!! :DDD
OneShots
Apollo & His Kids
A Heart Heavy With Memories by @summerbummin
After reclaiming his godhood, Apollo visits his children often, and on one of those visits he tells them about their mortal parents. He shows them memories of their time together. And ends up reminiscing a little more than he bargained for.
How I Met Your Mother(s and Fathers) by NebuchadnezzarII
Around the Cabin Seven table, Apollo tells each of his six children how he met their parents.
Through The Son's Eyes by @literallyjusttoa
A journey through Asclepius' relationship with his dad, from Ancient Greece to modern day.
demand nothing less (than transformation) by tissuebocks
Dad is quiet for a moment, stroking her hair. Then, with a surge of his usual flamboyant excitement: “At what time is your date?” Kayla blinks. She pulls back a little to look at Dad. He’s still a little blurry from the tears, but she feels much calmer now. “He’s picking me up at six. …Why?” Dad’s eyes—cobalt blue—sparkle. Literally. “We’re going to dress you to the nines.” (or: apollo loves his daughter. he also loves fashion. even better is when the two intersect.)
@tsarinatorment
Can't Take My Eyes Off You
Naomi Solace is performing at a black tie event, and neither her son nor his boyfriend know much about formalwear. Day 2: Black Tie Event
Fatal Flaw
Every demigod had one, and every demigod had their trial where they had to face it head on and hope they had the strength to defeat it before it defeated them. Day 24: Injuries Beyond Healing
A Right To Emotions
Apollo had abandoned his son when he needed him, and the worst thing was that he’d never realised until Nico told him. Day 30: Forgiveness In A New Day
Childhood, Or A Lack Thereof
Demigods grow up too fast. Day 23: How long does youth last for?
Memories of Sunflowers
He first met his dad in a field of sunflowers. Day 2: Alone in a Sunflower Field
Shuttered Heart
Apollo loves fiercely and his losses hit all the harder for it. It's a trait his children inherit.
Daughter of Archery
If there’s one thing Kayla knows, it’s archery. Day 17: Perfection Is A Must
Apollo & Meg
Movie Night by @falconfrost
Meg and Apollo attend a midnight horror movie showing. Everyone likes clowns, right?
yesteryear by @m-arnie-xx
yesteryear (noun) — last year or the recent past, especially as nostalgically recalled; often a period in the past with a set of values or a way of life that no longer exists. Or, There is eighteen hours, thirty-five minutes, and nine seconds, between when Meg last sees Apollo, and when Artemis sends a sign to Camp Half-Blood to tell them that he has survived and defeated Python.
lesterlicious by apopcornkernel
yazz_ • 1 week ago This dude is straight up LARPing as the god Apollo or something 4.7K likes REPLY View 25 replies
Meg & Apollo's Highly Limited Roadtrip Playlist by Curioser
Fourteen hundred miles. Four radio stations. Two friends trying hard not to kill each other, or to acknowledge the fact that in less than a week, they may never see each other again. And Lizzo. So much Lizzo.
visions of beasts by UKULELEchildren
Suddenly, a figure appeared in the dark haze. A vague smudge of purple appeared. His cloak. “No.” I whispered. “You’re dead.” What would Meg have visions about?
Apollo & Olympus
Beneath the Rhododendrons by Lepidopterrain
Carefully, she slipped past the hyacinths that had popped up around the bush like a small protective wall. They'd been the only reason she'd looked down at that spot really, and noticed the flash of gold curls amongst the pinks, reds, and purples of the rhododendrons. Artemis let her fingers linger on the petals of one of the small little guardian flowers, just for a moment. She'd never been sure if her brother had noticed just how little control he actually had over hyacinths, for a flower that was supposedly 'his.' She suspected Demeter and Persephone knew, if anyone. But neither goddess had deigned to talk of such matters with Artemis. Perhaps for the best, Artemis wasn't really sure what she would've said if they had tried to bring the subject up. There's a very good chance she wouldn't tried to shoot one of them and then escape while they were distracted. Emotions weren't her forte. She was grown enough to admit it. 
@tsarinatorment
The Older Twin
Apollo could lie all he wanted, Artemis was the older one. She’d never felt that as keenly as she did now. Day 26: Missing You
Third Strike
Zeus loved Apollo, once. His favourite son, his golden child. His greatest threat. Day 19: And So The Sun Sets
Ancient Greece
A Sun's Forgiveness by @hazardous-lightdas12
“Mortals die Artemis,” Apollo whispers. “Their lives will forever wax and wane. Like the moon. The ebb and flow of Uncle Poseidon’s waves. But us. We are eternal. You must remember that.” Her brother sounds like he has said the words to himself too many times. – Apollo does not scream when the lightning bolt strikes him. -- Alt Summary: Fathers make mistakes sometimes. Hippolytus’ father has made the teensy, easily understandable and forgivable mistake of beheading his son due to unproven and untrue allegations. Artemis grieves. Apollo tries to make everything all better, and somehow ends up making everything worse. . Zeus is so good at daddying! Admetus worries about the logistics of cow-herding
Of ravens and songbirds by Cassiethewriter
The godling whimpered and fought, and Python refused to let the hiss of frustration fall out. “Quite understandable, too.” He said, coils growing tighter and making the godling cough again. “Poor fair Leto being hunted by the issued Hera, the Queen of Olympus and the only child raised by Rhea. You heard of Leto’s suffering from day one, and sought to bring justice to it. Very brave and god-like.” Python snorted again. “But I’m afraid this is where you myths start— and end. Right here, right now. Like a moth to the sun.” Or, The battle with Python.
Phoenixrising007
Party On Olympus (gone wrong)
Mother’s hand was holding onto him firmly. Probably to stop Hermes from running down the hall and around the finely carved pillars decorating the sides of the palace. Despite the fact that if he were a mortal he would not even be walking yet, he already got himself into trouble recently.
Puppies (and why they can fix anything)
"Aww look at the puppy!” He raced forward, voice an octave higher than usual. As is normal when speaking to such an adorable creature.
Apollo & His Lovers
Naomi Solace
thinking about it, had a breakthrough by @thesungod
“I’m Naomi Solace!” “Okay?” “The singer?” Fred shakes his head, a smug smile on his lips. “Never heard of you.” “As Long As The Sun Shines? It was number 1 on the billboard for like, a month!” Hating herself, she starts mouthing the melody. There’s no way this asshole doesn’t know her stupid song. Naomi Solace meets an arrogant, young producer that she really wants to kick in the balls. Unfortunately, he seems to know what he’s doing.
Solar Powered by @curseofdelos (:D Glad to see you reblogged this hehe here's a tag :3)
Apollo, god of music, was how he had introduced himself. Naomi had assumed he was joking, and he didn't correct her. She had dated musicians and poets before. They all had an ego, and those same words would not have felt out of place from either of her exes. She merely downgraded Apollo from potential boyfriend to potential fling, and didn't think twice about it. Now though…. Now her son could heal wounds with a single touch, and her world was tipping on its axis.
Daphne
Plaything of the Gods - Daphne's Story by @the-primordial-archivist
When Apollo finally decided to wear a crown, it was her leaves that topped his head. But it wasn’t just he who wore her branches. Winners had her leaves on them too. Laurels. The symbol of victory.
Hyacinthus
You make a fool of death with your beauty (and for a moment, I forgot to worry) by @ukelele-boy
Sometimes as a god you lose track of time. With all his prophetic powers, Apollo never saw it coming.
His Flowers byshotar1s
Meg notices her servant, Apollo, is quieter than usual. Oh, the flowers in his hands explain why.
Frey
I Woo The Asgardian Hipster God by ladanse
"Another time, in a Stockholm tavern, I met this god who was smoking hot, except his talking sword just would not shut up." -The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan
(sidenote: WE NEED MORE FREYPOLLO)
REVOLUTION
Conversations (regarding a certain half-brother) by Phoenixrising007
Walking out of the council meeting Ares did his best to make sense of what just happened. Apollo was there. Back just like Athena said he would be. She won the blasted bet. Again.
@tsarinatorment
The Sun
Apollo plays the role of an idiot well enough that often, it’s forgotten that he’s one of the most powerful gods - and one of the most wrathful. #140: Setting Heaven on Fire
Seven Days and Seven Nights
A warning, a storm, and Will’s world gets flipped upside-down. Day 11: Storming
MultiChaps
Secrets of the Sun by @sierice and beta'd by @ukelele-boy
“No, that kid is too similar to me… way too similar... Almost like he’s…” Apollo’s eyes widened. “Like he’s you from the future?” Persephone finished. Dionysus asked incredulously, “You don’t seriously think that right? There’s no way you would ever dare to look like that!” --------------------------  This is literally just a Trials of Apollo reading the books fic. Hope you enjoy!
time eats all his children by IzzyMRDB
There is something sickly in the passage of time. Time is a rot. A disease or a plague, a festering in your very being that blurs the past until it is tainted with the present. Until the present is tainted with the future. The Greeks were well aware of this sickness, for all their depictions of time, while divine, were also rotted. AKA Apollo is the god least touched by the passage of time, yet the one most affected by it. There's so much of the present that he could change. AKA Time Travel with Post-TOA Apollo
Flowers For Apollo by @soleil-in-retrograde
As far as Lester Papadopoulos was concerned, he was seventeen years old and lived at home with his elderly mother just outside of Tampa. He had a(n older? younger? twin?) sister who visited regularly and a baby sister(?) in California who called him her dummy and would help out with his mother's garden when she visited and he was teaching piano to. He also had a myriad of cousins who went to a camp up north he wrote constantly. He didn't know what he wanted to do with the life stretching in front of him. ----- The God Apollo has a bad habit of not telling people when something is wrong. It doesn't help he doesn't quite remember until it's too late. It's not his fault.
Over The Palisade by @aeithalian
This was an old dream. He’d had it many times before. Jerry, standing before the Roman Senate.  Mars, waving his hand. A lyre, appearing on Jerry’s arm.  Jerry’s prophecy: “Crowns will fall to ash.”  Jupiter, standing between the new augur and a towering statue of himself.  Apollo, standing between his father and his son.  Olympus, Apollo on his knees, trembling, electricity jumping over his arms. A stranger’s face, dark and stony. He says something, but the words are quiet.  The doors of the Palace of the Sun. Chained shut.  Or: Apollo has been missing for two and a half years, and there may or may not be an impending apocalypse.
Sunrise by IcyDreams_and_FieryWishes
At 10,000 years of age, Apollo falls to Chaos. With the last of his strength, he sends his memories through the fabric of Space-Time. At 1 day of age, Apollo refuses to let the story be the same as last time. Vi Va La Revolution. SkyFall: Season 1, Arc 1- The Rising Sun. In which Apollo lives through his early life, forming alliances and rewriting mythological history while striving to keep his siblings and family safe from threats outside and within their home. Will he succeed? Or will Fate prevail once more? One thing is for sure, Apollo remembers. And he will take his vengeance.
@tsarinatorment
THE MUST-READ Eclipse!!!!!!
According to the prophecy, Will has to go to on a quest to Tartarus. According to Apollo, that isn’t going to happen, even if it means he has to break the Ancient Laws.
The Stolen God is a ToA/MCatGoA crossover!
Python is defeated. The prophecies are restored, and Nero has fallen. Apollo has not been seen since. His trials are over; why isn’t he back on Olympus?
@flightfoot
Memories of Godly Selfishness
Chapter 1: Apollo and Meg watch Apollo's interactions with the demigods (and Grover) in Blood of Olympus and the Singer of Apollo. They don't like what they see. Chapter 2: Apollo, Meg, and Percy watch the fight with Otis and Ephialtes in Mark of Athena. Apollo gains new perspective on gods’ relationships with demigods. Chapter 3: Apollo, Meg, and Annabeth watch the final battle against Kronos and the aftermath, with a surprise guest later on. Chapter 4: Apollo and Meg watch “Welcome to Camp Half-Blood”. Apollo gives a long over-due apology. Chapter 5: Side Story - Satyr School: Apollo teaches some young satyrs. Chapter 6: Apollo, Meg, Thalia, and Will watch Thalia's and Luke's encounter with a certain son of Apollo.
A Convergence of Apollos
Percy had been hoping for a quiet afternoon celebrating Grover's birthday with him. Then Apollo arrived, and their peaceful afternoon got a lot less peaceful. It got even weirder when two kids popped out of thin air who both seemed to know him.
@falconfrost
Apollo & The Aftermath
The Roman emperors and Python have been defeated, the oracles reclaimed, and Apollo restored to godhood. He's having somewhat of a hard time adjusting to being back among the gods, which is understandable after his six-month grow-a-conscience speedrun. But something else is rotten in the state of Olympus, and before it can really feel like home, it's going to require some serious renovation.
The Tail of A Pollo
The hunt for the Teumessian Fox hasn't been going great, but thanks to a new prophecy (of sorts), it looks like Apollo may be key to aiding the Hunters of Artemis in the beast's defeat. In like, a super badass, heroic way, of course. Actually, on second thought, maybe just imagine the monster's defeat in your head. You definitely don't have to read this. I'm certain you get the gist of it already. You can simply exit this tab real quick, no biggie. Have a lovely day!
Bad Sons by @thesungod
Hades turned to the demigods that were still kneeling. “I need to speak with Will Solace,” he said to the shocked room, in the tone he could have used to say “I came to ask if one of you could lend me a pen.” “Alone,” the god added after a moment, staring right at Nico. Or, Will and Nico go on the stupidest quest ever. And it’s all Apollo’s fault.
Curioser
Fall of The Sun
Five times Apollo fainted and one time he didn't.
The Trials of Apollo: The Forgotten Acres
When their truck breaks down on the way to New York, Apollo and Meg get a few days of downtime in a refuge called the Forgotten Acres. While there, Apollo confronts a decision he's been putting off for weeks, and finds that it's one of the hardest choices he's ever had to make.
RavenWingDark
Kill The Sun
Even restored to godhood, Apollo still wants to be around his friends and mortal family, even at the risk of Zeus'...dissatisfaction. This is the four times Apollo got away with helping his demigods and the one time he didn't.
Mourning Sun changed my brain chemicals
Percy has the Chalice and all he has left to do is hand it over to Ganymede. Then he notices Ganymede might not be the only one being mistreated by Zeus. Apollo's at brunch, too.
Series
the grace of gods is a grace that comes by violence by @californiannostalgia
Were I That Burning Star, the first fic in the series, is an absolute Must Read imo
An old panic gripped me—the breathless fear of being forgotten, being lost. Would anyone remember me when I was gone? Would someone think to lay a flower down on my grave and say some fond nothings like, “Was a pretty cool guy, that Lester,” while wiping off a single dramatic tear rolling down their cheek? Oh, who was I kidding. So what if no one remembered? There wasn’t much I was proud to be remembered by anyway. After defeating Python and bringing down Nero, Phoebus Apollo reclaims his godhood. He is glorious once more. But for some reason, he can't quite make himself go back to how things were before. (A Character Study of Various Gods, including but not limited to: Apollo, Artemis, Hermes, Aphrodite, Ares, Athena, Hephaestus, Dionysus, and maybe Zeus)
Gods' Eye View by @flightfoot
Carefully, I picked out Apollo’s string. It glowed vibrantly, as the strings of all divine beings do. Mine most brilliantly of all, of course, though Apollo’s always seemed to be trying to outshine it. I firmly grasped hold of it, matching its own glow with my own. Slowly, I exerted my will, my power, pressing my radiance against the manifestation of Apollo’s, slowly increasing my light until it overpowered his. Yet, it resisted me, its glow strengthening, refusing to surrender. I grit my teeth. “I am Zeus, King of the Gods, and your father. Submit to me.” ----- Zeus tries to turn Apollo into a mortal. It does not go as well as he expected. That only incenses him further.
The Hidden Oracle+1 spin-offs by @garecc
Artemis falls to earth with Apollo in the hidden Oracle. Flames streamed off her body as she fell. Features sibling banter, protective Artemis, and far too many headcanons. ON AN INDEFINITE HAITUS.
rip hiatus😔
Memories of Dust and Gold by @moodyseal holds lots a variety of fics!
Companion Fics
The Healing Sun by ReadTheBooks. Companion to Eclipse
You are Asclepius. You are 9 and just want to help people. Your father is kind, and warm, and you love him dearly. Or, a look at a relationship hindered by loss but persevering through love. Asclepius and Apollo throughout the ages.
Other, But During ToA
A Single Drachma by @tsarinatorment, podfic by @stereden
Alone. Injured. Hunted. Michael doesn’t know where he is, but he knows he’s running out of time, and he’s only got one shot at calling for help. He’s got to make it count.
In Dreams by @m-arnie-xx
Zoe did not like Lord Apollo. He was too arrogant, too vain, and flirted with her and her fellow hunters incessantly. He always appeared in their camp at the most inconvenient times, offering archery tips that no one wanted and being a persistent source of annoyance to Lady Artemis near constantly. Zoe did not like Lord Apollo, but sometimes, when Zoe asked a Hunter how they knew something they couldn’t have possibly found out by themselves, and they told her about their dream, she would look up at the sun, and she would wonder… or Zoe did not get demigod dreams… until she did.
Hunger Games AUs
Bloody Eclipse by AmeliaAndreas3
The Sun Must Go On by @please-help-this-little-lesbian
The Golden Gates by SAM_42
Still The Mockingjay Won't Sing by SunnySky_11
The Copollo Masterlist - Collection of Ao3 & FF.net fics of Apollo & Commodus </3 Trainwreck beloved
And of you'd like, my fics:
The Works of Apollo - Canon Compliant Fics!
Alder's Mess of ToA AUs - AUs!
Adventures in (Grand)Parenting: Featuring Koios - My obsession with Koios spawned this!
The Crew of Dodona - Pirate AU! Random fic ideas written whenever the itch strikes!
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idkfitememate · 1 year ago
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Since anons are putting diffirent types of animals for the baor!creator, what if theres like a snake!creator? I kinda thinking of Baizhu white snake(what was her name again?) and the one who find them is Zhongli, well more like Snake!creator found him instead, this how I was thinking they met.
Zhongli just sipping some tea right? enjoying the sunlight and the chitter or Liyue habor, then suddenly theres smiley/squsiy texture slither around his leg(he panics cuz I heard he hates slimey texture? smt along those lines ig), he looks down and see, a spotless and shiny ass snake slithering around his leg, they made eye contact, but the snake only continues slithering, Zhongli face is disgusted since well, slimey, but he was gentle when removing the snake and helding it face to face, they both held eye contact, before, the snake lick his nose, and Zhongli's thoughts after the action 'holy shit that was adorable' after that, you can always see Zhongli with a snake slithering around his arms, and shoulders
MEME:
Zhongli: 'I only have this snake for 5 mintues'
Zhongli: 'If anything happens to them, I kill everyone in this Habor and then myself'
Zhongli Encounter
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૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა Pairings : GN! Snake Reader x Liyue
૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა W.K. : 426
໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ Tags/CW&TW : Fluff, Reader vs. Changsheng lol
໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : Her name (Baizhu’s snake) is Changsheng! And I love big snakes so… Reticulated python! The larges recorded was 32 ft and 9 1/2 in (9 m and 98.22 cm)! Itto is about 6 ft 4 in (1 m and 93.04 cm), so a Reticulated python is around 9 and 9/10 Itto’s ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა!
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Hearing screams and feeling something running across his leg was not how Zhongli wanted to spend his time.
The way this man was considering just spearing the damn thing beneath his was… it was honestly scary. Children ran from the sight of his glare.
Whatever it was it was long. And slimy. And it moved his pants legs up so he could feel it on his skin.
Not fun.
He finally had enough and looked underneath the table, grabbing what he held thought to be the head.
And he did grab the head!
It required both hands, however.
Because what he pulled up was probably one of the largest non magical snakes he had ever seen in his life. And he’s lived a long ass time mind you.
His first genuine thought was ‘Changsheng’s cousin?’ And then he realized how dumb that sounded.
And then you licked his nose.
New best friend.
You couldn’t.. wrap around him. But you followed him. Closely. People of the Harbor honestly thought it fit Zhongli to have a regal snake following him as a companion. He was slick and snake like, after all.
Despite your… largeness however, Zhongli did like it whenever you wrapped around him to the best of your abilities. It was nice to feel the squeeze of a fellow reptilian.
When he found out that for some reason you could stomach human foods and liquids? Oh you know this man was on top of having you try out different teas and seeing if you tell the difference.
And when Hu Tao met you? You became the scarf of her as well. She loves patting your head and tries her damndest to get to understand the importance of selling coffins and getting people into them.
Seeing you preform tasks for the Funeral Parlor isn’t unusual, but the one place you can’t go is the Bubu Pharmacy. You and Changsheng fucking hate each other.
Snakes are super territorial after all.
She’s not allowed around Hu Tao or Zhongli, you’re not allowed around Baizhu or Qiqi.
Fair is fair but you really wanted to meet Qiqi and Baizhu.
Xiao has mixed feelings about you. On the one hand: Yay! Zhongli is happy! On the other: Zhongli is getting softer and softer damn-
That all changed when you wrapped around him.
Now the Adeptus protect you.
The way you would swallow a mob or thief in front of them and they’d just stare because you technically just committed murder.
Yeah, your everyone’s - minus Baizhu and Qiqi - new best friend.
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໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : Sorry if this is bad, I didn’t much know what to do… I feel bad- Anyway, I do hope you enjoyed it though ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა!
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sephirthoughts · 6 months ago
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First Soldier
it's a double entendre i'm hilarious shut up
this is a glennseph one-shot i've been threatening to post for a while but didn't get around to. it's extremely explicit and sephiroth is a teenager so obligatory disclaimer ahoy:
ALL CHARACTERS HAVE REACHED SEXUAL MATURITY AND ARE ABOVE THE LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT IN THEIR COUNTRIES OF ORIGIN
fucking fight me you little puritan fucks
SUMMARY: big dumb puppy glenn pets the hissy little kitty but instead of getting clawed, the hissy little kitty rubs against him and purrs NOTE: did everyone know glenn is only 23 during first soldier? twenty-fucking-three!!! he must have the cid highwind premature weathered old man gene cause damn TAGS: sephiroth x glenn lodbrok, sephglenn, cute smut, fluffy smut, no plot, pwp, etc. WARNINGS: dead dove, don't like don't read, grown-folks content, no minors allowed, minors DNI, etc.
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“Out here, the only way to survive is to kill them before they kill you,” he said, forcing back the tears that were burning in his eyes. 
Glenn advanced on him. Towering and almost menacing, it seemed, to the teenaged boy. Sephiroth steeled himself. He didn’t want to hurt Glenn, but he was at his breaking point, and if the man wanted to make this physical, he’d regret—
All of a sudden, Glenn’s arms encircled him, and he found himself being squeezed tightly, with his face buried in a big, broad chest.
His senses were flooded by Glenn’s earthy, masculine scent and the firm pressure of his arms, holding Sephiroth against the sturdy, solid warmth of his body.
Sephiroth crashed to desktop, like one of those old computer programs, in the SOLDIER testing center.
He wasn’t that ignorant. He’d seen people hug one another, before. It was just that no one had ever done it to him. No one would have dared to invade the little monster’s personal space, except Professor Hojo. And Hojo only touched him to test his pain thresholds.
On the heels of his initial bewilderment, his indignation flared up, white-hot. Physical touch was a method of pacifying infants and children, who were too young to respond to reason.
Did Glenn think of him as a brainless infant, that needed that kind of soothing? Was this another demonstration of disrespect, because of his age and inexperience?
The man’s next words thoroughly defused the boy’s rising anger, though. 
“You’re right,” Glenn said. His deep voice vibrated in his chest, and tickled Sephiroth’s ear. “Out here it’s life or death.”
When the man released him, he was in a daze, hardly able to process what had happened. All he wanted to do was to grab hold of him and bury himself in his warmth and his scent and never, ever let go.
No. That was something a baby would do. Sephiroth had been very clearly instructed that he was to conduct himself with the dignity incumbent upon him as a man, a SOLDIER, and Shinra’s representative in the field.
“But Sephiroth, you don’t have anything to prove,” Glenn continued. “We know how strong you are. Maybe you could show some compassion. I know you’ve got it in you.”
He clenched his teeth and fought it as hard as he could, but a tear escaped down his cheek. It was unseen by the others, however, because Glenn was standing between them, like a shield.
“I’m not a cyborg.”
Those arms enfolded him again, a gently crushing pressure on his tense-up body. Glenn’s voice was hoarse, with uncharacteristic emotion. “I know. I’m really sorry I said that.”
“I…I never wanted to be…” he mumbled, into Glenn’s coat, trailing off before finishing his sentence, because he was still trying not to cry.
“I know. I know,” Glenn said, then gave a strangled sounding grunt, as the boy’s arms constricted around him, like steel pythons. “Seph could you—hngh. Can’t…breathe.”
“Oh. S—sorry,” Sephiroth said, hastily letting go. “I forgot how fragile you are.”
He’d meant that in complete earnest, but Matt and Lucia burst out laughing, like it was the best joke of all time. Their laughter made Sephiroth feel warm and pleased, and he laughed as well. Glenn snarled and scowled and stomped around a little, but he wasn’t really angry, and no one was afraid of him, anyway. 
The team was in better spirits, when they sat by the campfire, that evening. Sephiroth had his jacket off, so Lucia could patch up his gunshot wound. He didn’t want to tell her it was unnecessary and he’d be good as new before he went to bed, so he just politely accepted her help.
Meanwhile, his sleeveless, black thermal left little of his leanly muscled torso to the imagination, and both Glenn and Matt commented admiringly on his physique.
“When I was your age, I was a scrawny little fucker,” Glenn reminisced. “Had a growth spurt around seventeen. Shot up like a tree. What about you, Matt? You have your growth spurt, yet?”
“Oh, you’re so funny,” Matt returned, tossing a bit of biscuit at him. “I’d rather have brains than brawn, anyway.”
“I never met a problem I can’t punch my way out of, professor smartass,” Glenn said, puffing his chest out.
Sephiroth was eyeing the large man enviously. “The professor says I’ll grow very quickly, in the next several years. I wonder if I’ll ever be as tall as you.”
“Even if you’re not, there’s nothin’ wrong with that. I’m a pretty big dude.”
“Mm-hm, with a mouth to match,” Lucia interjected, at which Matt laughed. “Alright, I did my best,” she said, closing the med kit. “Not pretty, but your healing factor is so fast. You’ll probably be good as new by morning.”
“Thank you, Ms. Lucia,” Sephiroth replied, earning a ruffle of his hair from the young woman.
“Anything for a handsome gentleman, like you,” Lucia smiled. “I’m gonna turn in. Don’t keep the commander up all night, Glenn.”
“Yeah, yeah, I won’t,” Glenn said waving her away.
“Goodnight, Ms. Lucia,” Sephiroth said politely.
“Night fellas.” 
When she’d gone off to her tent, Glenn bumped Sephiroth with his shoulder and gave him a knowing wink, and Matt chuckled over the rim of his canteen. Glenn looking at him like that made Sephiroth’s cheeks flush, which just made the two older men laugh even harder. 
This was the third or fourth time something like this had occurred. He wasn’t actually sure what their raillery meant, but he knew it had to do with Lucia, and that he was supposed to understand, somehow.
He didn’t want to be called a cyborg, again, so he usually kept his mouth shut and just let them have their joke (well, Glenn’s joke. Matt only ever laughed along). But Glenn hugging him, earlier, and apologizing for the cyborg comment emboldened him, this time. 
“Why do you two laugh and look at me that way, when I talk to Ms. Lucia?” he asked. 
Glenn squinted an eye. “What, you really don’t know? Young man your age?”
“Don’t know what?” Sephiroth asked, looking back and forth between them.
“That’s my cue to turn in,” Matt said, getting up from his spot, across the fire. “You two have a nice talk.”
“Well, Seph, my friend, it’s like this,” Glenn said sagely, throwing an arm around the boy’s shoulders, as Matt retreated. “There’s birds, you know? And bees. And those all have…something to do with spring. Spring is the time for, uh. Well, when two people—”
“I know about sexual reproduction, Glenn,” Sephiroth said flatly. “My education has been very thorough. What does that have to do with you teasing me about Ms. Lucia?”
Glenn withdrew his arm and scratched his head, awkwardly. “Ah, well. You’re a healthy young man, ya know? And she’s a very pretty girl.”
“Is she?”
“Sure. You don’t think she’s pretty?”
“It would be inappropriate for me to judge my teammates, based on appearance.”
“Yeah, of course. But for real, though. Don’t you like her?”
Sephiroth considered this gravely. “Ms. Lucia is a strong and competent person, and she goes out of her way to be kind to me. I suppose I like her, yes.”
“That’s not what I mean,” Glenn said, shaking his head. “I mean like…the kind of ‘like’ where you want her to hold your hand.”
Sephiroth looked down at his hands, then up at Glenn, perplexed. “Hold my hand? For what reason?”
“Just…hold it. Like, the way people do, when they like each other. You know?”
“I don’t know.”
“Uh. Wow. How the hell do I explain this.”
“Why don’t you just show me what you mean,” Sephiroth suggested.
“W—well, I…ok. Just to show ya.” Glenn crossed his wrist over Sephiroth’s on the smooth log, between them, and pressed his palm to his, then laced their fingers together. “See? Like that. Nothin’ to it.”
Sephiroth found himself unable to reply. His mouth had gone suddenly dry, and he could judge how pink his face probably was by how hot his cheeks felt. He kept his head down and nodded faintly.
When he felt Glenn’s grip begin to loosen, he unconsciously tightened his own. Glenn stiffened. But he didn’t pull his hand away. Neither did Sephiroth. Several long beats passed. 
By then, it was far too late to pretend it was an accident. They were both too embarrassed to look at one another, though, so they just sat silently like that, hand in hand, staring at the low-burning embers of the fire. 
Sephiroth’s body was outwardly calm, but his mind was racing, frantically attempting to explain this sensation to himself. It was a completely new and alien feeling, this holding hands. It seemed like a pointless gesture, but there were all sorts of unexpected physiological reactions attached to it. Mostly turbid and confusing emotions, along with a heavy dose of shame, at reacting so strongly to something so trivial. He didn’t hate it, though. 
After a while, he dared a sidelong glance at Glenn. “What else do people do, when they like each other?”
Even in profile, by firelight, he could see the color in Glenn’s cheeks. “Well, they, uh. They hug and uh…k—kiss. Things like that.”
Sephiroth looked down at their interlaced fingers, and seemed to have realized something. His blue-green eyes widened. “You hugged me. And you’re holding my hand.” 
“Uh—ahem. Mm-hm.”
“Do you want to kiss me?”
“Do you…want me to?”’
“I don’t know.” Sephiroth frowned thoughtfully. “I liked when you hugged me, and I like holding hands. I think…yes. I’d like for you to kiss me.”
Glenn glanced down at Sephiroth then quickly away. 
“Fuck,” he muttered, passing a hand over his forehead. “Fuck it. I’m already goin’ to hell, why not punch an express ticket.”
Releasing Sephiroth’s hand, he coiled his arm about his waist and leaned close, tilted his head slightly, then ever so gently pressed his smooth, firm lips to Sephiroth’s. 
Sephiroth’s heart lurched and ran ragged. Reflexively, he reached out and grabbed Glenn’s collar. He didn’t know what else to do 
“Open your mouth a little,” Glenn whispered, breath warm against his lips. His low, rough voice sent goosebumps up the back of Sephiroth’s neck. “Just follow my lead. Try to do what I do.”
Sephiroth let his jaw slacken and Glenn’s lips pushed his apart. When Glenn’s tongue slid forward into his mouth, he was too stunned to respond, for a full ten seconds, then he recalled Glenn saying he should follow his lead.
Sephiroth pushed his tongue forward and tried to mimic Glenn’s actions. It was clumsy and awkward, but when his tongue crossed the barrier of his teeth, and touched Glenn’s, he couldn’t help giving a soft little groan. Glenn hummed in his throat and pulled him closer. 
Sephiroth’s ears were burning hot and his stomach was doing dizzy flip-flops, like he was coming down with a fever and an inner-ear infection, and yet…this was the best thing he had ever felt. The best thing he’d ever imagined feeling. He wanted to do this and nothing else, from now on. 
He learned extremely quickly, and before long, his tongue went from tentative and uncertain, to hungry and demanding, pushing forward and chasing Glenn’s. 
“Whoa, slow down there, cowboy,” Glenn said breathlessly, pulling back to look at him. “Anything past this, and I’m in serious shit. Actually, if you decide to tell anyone, I’m in serious shit, anyway.”
The boy’s catlike pupils were blown wide and round, in his blue-green irises. “Why would I tell anyone? Come back, I want to kiss more.”
“Probably ain’t a good idea to do this out here, in the open.” 
“Where?”
Glenn glanced around and then stood up, jerking his head toward the little clearing, where he had his tent, a dozen meters away. Sephiroth nodded and followed. 
Inside the tent, they took off their boots and coats, and Glenn spread out his sleeping bag, so they could both lie on it. Sephiroth hardly gave him time to lie down before he was pulling and tugging at his clothes.
“Hang on,” Glenn said. “Couple things. I got more experience than you, but that doesn’t mean I know everything. You gotta tell me to stop, the minute you don’t like something, ok? I won’t be mad or anything, you just gotta say it.”
“I promise,” Sephiroth replied solemnly. “I’ll tell you as soon as I don’t like it.”
Then Glenn took the boy in his arms, tangling their bodies together, while their tongues caressed, sloppy and urgent, till they were both flushed hot and panting. Glenn peeled off his thermal undershirt, then helped Sephiroth pull his off, over his head. 
When he compared his smooth, slender, milk-white chest to Glenn’s—hairy, suntanned, and heavily muscled—he wanted to reach out and touch it. 
As if he’d read his mind, Glenn grabbed Sephiroth’s hand and put it on his chest. “Go ahead and touch me. I don’t bite.”
Sephiroth hesitated, then gave free rein to his curiosity, playing with Glenn’s curly, golden-blonde chest hair, cupping his big pectoral muscles, and sliding his hands up and down his solid torso. He liked the ridges of his abdominal muscles, and the trail of hair leading down from his navel into his waistband.
When he noticed the big, oblong bulge of Glenn’s penis, through his trousers, he blushed crimson and looked quickly away, which made Glenn chuckle. Not liking to be laughed at, Sephiroth set his jaw defiantly and put his hand on the bulge, squeezing it through the fabric.
Glenn laid his hand overtop of Sephiroth's and slid it up and down the thick shaft. To his astonishment, his own responded, beginning to swell and thicken inside his tight underwear.
Sephiroth had never had a reaction to any person’s body, male or female. He’d only ever felt something happening down there, when he was required to give semen samples, in the lab. 
The device used to collect the samples induced erection and stimulated him to ejaculation, without his participation. This was the first time he’d become erect on his own, aside from the normal, autonomic erections, when he’d first wake in the morning.
Those didn’t feel like this. Those he ignored and they went away, usually before he’d finished brushing his teeth. This was like an itch but deeper and more maddening. His penis was rigid and aching, and he could feel a wet spot forming in his underwear. He had to force back the urge to push it against Glenn, while they laid together, kissing and groping each other’s bodies. 
Glenn saved him the trouble, when he grabbed his ass and rocked his pelvis, grinding his much bigger shaft against Sephiroth’s. 
“Hm—ah,” Sephiroth panted. “I want…I want…”
Glenn’s breath was hot and wet on his ear. “Tell me what you want.” 
“I don’t know how to say it.”
“You want to fuck?”
Sephiroth’s body tensed with mild panic. “W—what? What do you—how can we…we’re both men.”  
“Sorry, that wasn’t nice of me,” Glenn said, grinning sheepishly. “I was just messing around. I kind of wanted to see your reaction.”
Silver eyebrows lowered and pouting lips were pursed. “No, you wanted to gauge my reaction, without committing to anything. Now, tell me what you mean. Can two men really…do that, together?”
So deftly hoisted by his own petard, Glenn was at a loss, and became embarrassed. “Uh…um. Well, yeah.”
“How?”
“There’s a lot of ways. You can use your hands or your mouths, or—” 
“Mouths?” Sephiroth said, incredulous.
“Yep. You can even put it in the, uh. The back.”
“In the…” Sephiroth’s eyes went wide. “But why?”
“Because sex feels good? Why else?”
Sephiroth was thunderstruck. He’d only been taught about copulation between a male and female, so far as it related to reproduction. He’d never imagined that men would want to do this, with one another, when it served no biological purpose. No. He couldn’t see it. Glenn must be messing with him again. 
He narrowed his eyes suspiciously. “Are you suggesting that it feels good, to have an erect penis inserted into your anus?”
“If it didn’t, millions of guys wouldn’t do it.”
“But it’s so small,” Sephiroth argued. “How does it…go in?”
“Lube and patience,” Glenn said flippantly, then cleared his throat. “It’s not that complicated. It’s very…stretchy, down there. You use a lot of lubrication and you put your fingers inside, first, to loosen it up. Once it’s stretched out and slippery, you can…you know. Go in.”
“And that feels good?” 
“I mean, it hurts, if you’re not careful. Especially the first time. But yeah.”
“How?”
“There’s a shitload of nerves back there. Plus, the um. The guy’s dick rubs against your prostate, inside. It feels good, and you can even come that way.”
“Come?”
“E—ejaculate.”
This was an overload of information, for Sephiroth. The whole thing was too bizarre to imagine. Except that he suddenly did imagine it. Glenn on top of him, pushing his big, hard penis—wait, Glenn said dick, so he should say it that way—pushing his big, hard dick into him.
His head got hot suddenly, and his own dick throbbed with desire. He laid both hands on his cheeks, to cool off his overheated face, while he processed all of this. 
After a few minutes, Glenn nudged him. “Seph? You ok?”
“Hm?”
“You ok? You zoned out.”
“I—I’m ok. This is a lot to think about.”
“I didn’t mean to freak you out. I had no idea you didn’t know this stuff. You said you’d had sex-ed, before.”
“I did, as related to biological reproduction. No one ever told me the…other things.”
Glenn looked awkward. “Ah.”
“Have you done it?”
“Huh? Done which?”
“Have you had sex with another man?”
“Well, yeah. I’m gay, so…”
“Gay?”
“Homosexual. That means I only have those feelings for men, and I don’t like women that way.”
“Oh.” Sephiroth frowned thoughtfully.
“What’s that look? What are you thinking about, now?”
“I think I’m also gay.” 
“Oh yeah?” Glenn smirked.
Sephiroth nodded. “I tried to imagine doing the things I’ve done with you, tonight, with a woman, and the idea was repulsive. But I liked doing them with you. So, I must be gay.”
“I guess…I can’t argue with your logic. It just, uh. It seems a little quick for you to make such a big decision.”
“No, I’m sure,” Sephiroth said firmly. “I’m gay. I want to have sex with other men, and not women.”
“Well, um. Congratulations on your self-discovery.”
“Glenn, I want to have sex with you. The way you said. I want you to put your dick in—”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on. You just went from virgin who’s never even heard of being gay, to full-on put your dick in me mode, in ten seconds, flat. That’s way too fast, Seph.”
“How long did you wait, to have sex? After you realized you were gay?” Sephiroth challenged.
Glenn’s face went a little pink. “I’m not a good example. I was a rebellious kid and I lost my virginity pretty young.”
“How old were you?”
“Fourteen.”
“I’m fifteen. Why can you decide what you want, at fourteen, but I can’t at fifteen?”
“It’s not that, it’s…there’s more to sex than just the mechanics. It’s complicated.”
“Oh. I see.” Sephiroth lowered his head dejectedly. “It’s that you don’t want to do it with me.”
“No, no—don’t get all sad like that. You’re…fuck. You’re so gorgeous I can hardly believe you’re real. But you’re still just a kid. I don’t want to hurt you.”
Sephiroth lifted his chin, haughtily. “You couldn’t hurt me, even if you did want to. I’m many times stronger than you.”
“Yeah, I know you are,” Glenn chuckled.
“So?”
“So…what?”
“So do it, with me.”
Glenn wavered, but he knew he was already a lost cause. Here was the most beautiful creature he'd ever laid eyes on in all his twenty-three years, basically begging him for it. He was in no way equipped to handle this kind of temptation.
After some admittedly muddle-headed self justification, he grabbed the med kit and dug out a tube of surgical lubricant.
“Ok. Ok. I'm ready. Let's do it.”
“Shouldn't we take off the rest of our clothes, first?” Sephiroth pointed out.
“...”
The process of two people undressing in a one-person tent was awkward and unsexy, and the less said about it, the better. One way or another, they managed to get naked together.
Glenn felt like he was drunk or dreaming, mind sluggish and hazy with lust, kissing his way down this silky, seraphic body, pushing apart a pair of slender thighs.
“Hold your legs up, for me.”
Sephiroth pulled his knees up, making a face. “I feel stupid, in this position.”
“You don’t look stupid,” Glenn murmured, as he slicked his fingers with the surgical lube. “You look amazing. You’re so fucking beautiful.”
Sephiroth grimaced and shifted uncomfortably, as Glenn’s finger pushed slowly in, through the resistant ring of muscle. It didn’t hurt, per se, but it didn’t feel very good, either. Glenn took his dick in his other hand. Sephiroth gasped and jolted, as his hot mouth closed around the head. 
“G—Glenn!” he sputtered. “What are you…ha...ah!”
His protests unraveled into incoherent jumble, as Glenn took him all the way to the back of his throat. His big, calloused finger was still sliding in and out, and when it started pressing on something inside, Sephiroth had to bite into his forearm, to stifle his moans. It was like hot bolts of aching lightning, pulsing through his gut, into his balls, whenever Glenn’s finger prodded him there.
Glenn pulled off to look up at him, but he kept stroking it with his hand. His dick was leaking so much clear fluid, that it ran down Glenns knuckles. When he pushed a second finger inside, sephiroth choked and went quiet, but Glenn felt his insides clamping down tightly on his fingers.
“That’s it, baby, give it to me,” he breathed, watching the boy’s face, with heavy lidded eyes. “Good boy.”
“Hngh—ungh! Glenn! F—fuck!” Sephiroth’s first curse word came tumbling out of his mouth, as the aching tension wound to a peak and snapped. His narrow hips jerked and his dick convulsed, spurting viscous, milky-white, all over Glenn’s hand, as well as Sephiroth’s stomach and chest. His insides squeezed and contracted on Glenn’s fingers, as he massaged him through the spasms, milking out every drop. 
Glenn was so hard by now, the head of his dick looked swollen and purple, and ropy veins stood out all over the thick shaft. His balls were heavy and tight, high up against the base, aching for release. He squeezed out some more lubricant slicked it, generously. 
“Seph, I’m gonna put it in, now. Ok?”
“Mn…mm-hm.” Sephiroth nodded. 
With one hand on the back of the boy’s thigh, Glenn guided his dick with the other, to press the big, blunt head to the tautly puckered, pale-pink hole. Goddess, even lubed and stretched, the kid was as tight as a drum. Glenn pushed harder against the resistance and the head suddenly popped through. 
“Ah! It h—it hurts!” Sephiroth sputtered, tears forming in the corners of his eyes. 
“I know. I’m sorry, baby,” Glenn hummed. “Just breathe and focus on relaxing. If you stay tensed up, it’ll hurt more.”
“O—ok,” the boy sniffled.
He was looking up at him with those big, beautiful eyes, half-lidded and pink around the rims, his lips wet and parted, and tears trickling down his temples. It took all of Glenn’s self-control not to plunge in even more vigorously.
With heroic resolve, he breathed slowly and forced himself to be patient. Easing in just a little at a time, paying attention to the boy’s whimpers and groans, watching his face screw up with pain, and relax again. His pale chest heaving, with his ragged breaths. The divine, velvety heat inside him, slowly, ever so gradually accepting his cock. 
“That’s it,” he said hoarsely. “I’m all the way inside. You took it all.”
Sephiroth craned his neck to look at where their bodies were joined. Where Glenn's big, ruddy tree-trunk was stuck into his slender, white ass. His cheeks and chest were flushed pink and his body was trembling, perspiration beading on his forehead. 
“D—don’t move yet,” he stammered. “I’m not ready.”
“I won’t. Just breathe, baby.”
Glenn laid over him, kissing his lips and smoothing his hair back. Sephiroth’s muscles began to slacken, as his body acclimated to penetration, and his breathing became more normal. Keeping his pelvis flush against his ass, Glenn began to rock his hips gently, letting the boy get used to feeling a dick inside him, without the stress of him thrusting.
Glenn withdrew a little and pushed back in. “That feel ok?”
“Mm…ah. More. Give me more,” the boy slurred out, arching his spine.
Looking him steadily in the eye, Glenn began to slide out and rock back in, at a slow, gentle pace, pushing his achingly hard dick into the most divine body he’d ever touched. The boy’s velvety-hot hole resisted tightly as he pushed in, and sucked deliciously when he pulled out, till he was dizzy and euphoric, drunk on the absolute exquisite pleasure of fucking this angelic boy. 
A bizarre, aggressive instinct surged suddenly, inside him. He wanted to nail Sephiroth down, split him open, fuck him so hard he’d cry and beg for mercy. He wanted to pump him full of his seed, till it swelled his belly and came out of his mouth and nose. He’d never felt such a violent urge to dominate and possess any other partner.
He heard sephiroth whimpering and realized he’d been fucking him harder than he intended to. But even after he was aware of it, he found he couldn’t do anything about it. It was like he was possessed, by some beast in rut. 
“Sorry, Seph,” he rasped. “I c—I can’t stop.” 
He pushed his knees up to his armpits and laid into him, with ruthless energy. Sephiroth’s wet-kitten mewls only made Glenn’s burning desire blaze up even hotter. He held him down and kept thrusting, harder and harder, digging into him with his furiously hard cock, like he was trying to kill them both. 
His heart was thudding like a jackhammer and his muscles were on fire, sweat pouring down his chest and dripping from his chin, but he couldn’t come. He felt his dick swelling, getting harder and hotter, and his balls ached, so full and tight they felt like overripe melons, as they slapped heavily against the boy’s ass, but something was denying him release, holding him on the bleeding edge of orgasm.
He groaned, as the tension wound and twisted to impossible tautness in his gut. “I need to—I need to come! Please! Let me come!!”
He didn’t know who he was pleading to. The boy wasn’t stopping him, he was the one being brutally hammered by a maniac. 
“Do it,” Sephiroth panted. “C—come inside me.”
The pressure exploded like a bomb. 
“Haaa! Fuck! Ffffuuuck!” Glenn bit hard into Sephiroth’s neck, to muffle his hoarse cries, as his balls unloaded the longest, most excruciating, soul-drainingly intense orgasm of his life. He came so hard, he saw stars, feeling each individual spasm, as his dick forcefully expelled long, aching bursts of slippery-hot seed, filling the boy up and spilling out, around his shaft. Still, he kept thrusting convulsively, fucking every last drop into this perfect hole.
Half out of his senses, shaking and drenched with sweat, he collapsed on top of Sephiroth and immediately blacked out. 
“Glenn…” a voice said, from somewhere far above his head. 
“Hm?” he grunted, without opening his eyes. 
“Glenn,” it called again, clearer and louder. “Glenn!”
Oh, shit, it was Lucia’s voice! Lucia was going to find him and Sephiroth!
Glenn sat bolt-upright, in a panic, disoriented and temporarily blinded by the sunlight pouring in through the putty-colored canvas of his tent.
Wait…huh? He blinked blearily around, as his eyes adjusted. He was alone, in his sleeping bag, and Sephiroth was nowhere to be seen.
“Glenn!” Lucia shouted. “Wake up, asshole!”
“I’m up, I’m up,” he called back, in his gravelly, sleep-rough voice. “Quit yelling, will ya?”
“If you answered the first ten times, I wouldn’t have to,” she retorted, giving the canvas a slap. “Hurry up and get dressed. Sephiroth caught some fish for breakfast.”
“Sephiroth can fish?”
She didn’t hear him, or more likely, didn’t care to deal with him anymore, and her footsteps went crunching away. Meanwhile, Glenn was searching his tent and person for evidence of nighttime activities, but there was none to be found. He was fully clothed, and his boots were neatly placed just inside the tent flap. His underwear, however, were soaked. 
He got up and wriggled out of his pants, then peeled off the sticky undergarment. Holy shit. He never came this much, even when he was conscious. He was almost impressed. 
That confirmed it, then. It was all a dream. He hadn’t  lost his goddamn mind and fucked his teenaged commander till he passed out, last night.
Relief so potent he nearly teared up washed over him. At the same time, there was a tiny pinprick of bitterness, in it. A faint feeling of loss, he couldn’t quite quantify. He ignored it and shook himself back to reality.
How fucking wild was that? He’d never had such an intense and vivid dream, in his life, sexual or otherwise. He could still taste the boy on his tongue and smell his warm, musky scent. He could still hear his whimpering moans, when he—oops, shit.
He stopped thinking about that immediately, and used some pre-packaged bathing cloths, to clean himself up, before hastily getting dressed and heading over to the campfire. 
Matt and Lucia were seated on the driftwood logs, drinking coffee from tin mugs, and Sephiroth was tending to some fat, juicy fish, he’d skewered on sticks, and was cooking over the fire.
“Morning, Glenn,” the boy greeted cheerfully. “Hungry?”
“Hell yeah. Smells delicious,” Glenn said, rubbing his hands together eagerly. “You caught all these?”
“Mn,” Sephiroth nodded. “I was up early, so I thought I’d take care of breakfast.”
“Well now, that’s downright decent of you. Hey, can I get some of that coffee?”
“Kettle’s right there,” Matt said. “It’s just instant packets, from the MREs.”
“How early did you get up, anyway, Sephiroth?” Lucia asked, offhandedly, as she passed Glenn a mug. “I was out at sunrise, to report in, but I didn’t see you, anywhere.”
Glenn felt an ominous prickle on the back of his neck, but Sephiroth answered naturally, without a hint of anything off, in his manner.
“I went out before that. Fishing is easiest just before dawn and just after sunset,” he explained, turning the sizzling skewers over the coals. “Fish have poor eyesight, but strong shadows can scare them away. Plus, most of the insects they prey upon are crepuscular.”
“Well, that explains why I never catch anything,” Lucia grumbled. “Who wants to be out fishing at the crack of dawn?”
“You’ll never be a pro-angler, with that attitude,” Glenn chided. 
“There goes your fallback career,” Matt put in.
When the fish were done, Sephiroth handed them out, as-is, since the skewers obviated the need for plates or flatware. Then he took his own and sat beside Glenn on the log.
Glenn couldn’t help leaning back a little and surreptitiously inspecting the boy’s neck. In the dream, he had bit the kid hard enough that there’d be bruises for weeks, but it was smooth and white, and there was no hint of a mark.
“What are you looking at?” Sephiroth frowned (guess he hadn’t been as subtle as he thought). “Is there an insect on me?”
“Hm? Oh—uh. I thought there was but…it was nothing,” Glenn said awkwardly. “Thanks for the fish. Really, really good.”
“I wanted to do something, to thank you all for being so patient with me. Breakfast is the least I could do.”
Matt and Lucia chimed in with their accolades, and Sephiroth practically beamed, unable to conceal how pleased all the praise made him.
“Oh, and Glenn, I wanted to especially thank you, for last night.”
Glenn choked on his bite of fish. “W—uh. For—for last…for what?”
“Our conversation. It was very educational, so thank you.”
“R—right. No problem,” Glenn said miserably.
When breakfast was over, the group dispersed, to pack up their gear. Glenn was relieved to have a minute alone, to get himself together. He was so worked up, his head was spinning. He really had to stop eating whatever weird fruit he happened to find, on this island. These intense dreams were not good for his stress levels. 
He was rolling up his sleeping bag, when he froze, and his face drained of color. There, on his pillow, was a single, long, silver hair.
THE AUTHOR HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
was it a dream or not?? you tell me!
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yonderghostshistories · 7 months ago
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I’m gonna do my own lil tag game, this time…..it’s-
……MONTY PYTHON RELATED!
SPECIFICALLY,
How did you (yes, you, the mutual and/or other Tumblr user reading this) get into Monty Python?
To elaborate, what is your Monty Python Fan Origin Story? To further elaborate, how did you become aware of and become a fan of Monty Python? Tag 6 or more (or less, it’s absolutely fine either way!) of your mutuals!
I’ll start first. I first became (properly) aware of Monty Python when I was (and still am) in the Six Idiots/ThemThere Fandom (if you don’t know who the Six Idiots/ThemThere are, they’re a British Comedy Troupe consisting of the following 6 members; Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Martha Howe-Douglas, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard and Ben Willbond. They were first originally together in the children’s historical comedy sketch show “Horrible Histories” which ran from 2009 to 2014, and since then have went on to create, write and star in the following projects, such as the fantasy comedy “Yonderland”, the Shakespeare comedy film “Bill” (2015) and the supernatural family BBC sitcom “Ghosts”) and I saw a video compilation on YouTube comparing clips/scenes from various Six Idiots/ThemThere projects and their inspirations from clips/scenes from various Monty Python projects, which really cemented in my head (especially after becoming a Python fan) that the Six Idiots truly are the “Monty Python” of this generation, or at least the Six Idiots are like Gen Z Monty Python (imo that is).
Anyway, starting in 2023, when I was on holiday with my family to see my grandparents in India, I started watching the MP films (specifically Holy Grail (1975) and Life of Brian (1979)) for the first time on my (barely working) laptop when both movies were freely available to watch in their entirety on YouTube (shocking, I know right?). And tbh, they were absolutely HILARIOUS! (Plus it was at this time that I had realised my first actual proper bisexual awakening when especially watching LoB, specifically the scenes where both Brian and Judith were naked, and thankfully my parents weren’t there to witness this absolute monstrosity (to them at least) and I have to say, thanks LoB :))👍🩷💜💙)
Then when I came back home to England, I watched The Meaning of Life (1983) (because pirating it on my nearly battered old laptop was really hard cuz it kept annoyingly pausing at random points in the movie) and so I asked either my mum or brother (I can’t remember exactly lol) to rent the movie MoL on Amazon Prime, and after watching it, I have to say, it was also pretty amazing! I think MoL is my personal favourite movie of the bunch tbh, cuz in a weird, surreally Pythonesque avante garde way, it was very emotional and cathartic (to me at least) and it felt fitting as a finale to Python as a whole (at least at the time).
After that, I became REALLY, like, REALLY into Python, I watched some of the sketches, some clips of the films, I bought some of the merchandise, I watched and bought DVDs of some of the Pythons’ other projects, etc.
My first Python crush was Terry Jones, but now my 2 absolute crushes are now firmly Graham Chapman AND Terry Jones, BUT….my 3-way Python crushes are; Graham Chapman, Terry Jones AND Michael Palin (tho I do love them all tbh as (as my mum says) im a diplomat lmao, so I do love Eric Idle, John Cleese, and Terry Gilliam equally too, but for the latter 3 I’m not as attracted to them as the former 3, if that makes sense?). Also, I absolutely STAN Carol Cleveland, Connie Booth and Neil Innes, THEYRE THE BEST FR AHHHH
Plus being in the MP fandom has genuinely made my life better, as I met some of my most WONDERFUL and LOVELY and KIND mutuals of all time, especially my bestest of ALL online bestie friends, @commonguttersnipe !! (Love you Commie darling <33, and she also makes pretty great MP fanfics imo too :))🫶❤️)
Ok, so uhh…..that’s my Monty Python Fan Origin Story.
I now tag: @commonguttersnipe @thehistoryone @michael-palin-is-the-loml
@knoxoverstreet16 @chapmanzz @vilhjalmr
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autisticdrizzt · 4 months ago
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OC Interview Tag: Lavander
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@mogruith
The young drow fidgets nervously in the chair, their hand rests on the thick rope-like scar above their throat and they swallows thickly before they pass the interviewer a note written in elvish and underneath it in common.
I am mute and can only communicate through sign language. Sorry to be a bother.
Are you named after anyone?
I had a drow name once, but I perfer it to be dead and buried along with the time I spent in that noble house, about five years ago. After my sister cut through my vocal cords, rending me mute, I had no way to communicate except through the drow sign language I was taught as a child. The person who rescued me had no idea how to speak it, so they taught me elvish sign language as a replacement. I was in the garden one day, I came across the plant lavander and pointed at it because I didn't know what it was. He taught me the sign for the plant, and my name just kind of stuck.
When was the last time you cried?
The last time I cried was when I got separated from my familiar and friend when I was kidnapped by the illithid, Coatl, a python I raised from an egg and has been at my side since I left the Underdark. I don't know how to function without her. I felt completely lost without her and so alone.
Do you have kids?
I was too young to have children after I was nearly assassinated and left to bleed out in the middle the underdark by sister. I don't think I am even capable of having children now that my sister rendered me infertile. I don't know if even Corellon's Blessing can cure what I lost.
Do you use sarcasm a lot?
How would you even define sarcasm? I understand it on a logical level, but I don't find it funny. It's difficult to articulate in words.
What's the first thing you notice about people?
I noticed the way they treat me once they figure out I can't talk. I feel their exasperated and annoyance when I try to write them a note or sign out in my clumsy common. I notice if they treat me as a person or an invalid. I've had people try to steal my crutch from me or trip me because I walk with a limp. People aren't very kind to people who struggle, drow or regardless.
Scary stories or happy endings?
I like scary tragic stories with happy endings or at least bittersweet endings. Rarely do things in reality have a satisfying or hopeful ending. I at least want to pretend they exist even if I know it's make-believe.
Any special talents?
I can cast magic without a verbal component because i was forced to with the injuries I sustained. Other than that, I'm really not that spectacular.
Where were you born?
I was born in Menzoberranzan, which is a complete shithole for all I'm concerned about. It's a miserable spider pit crawling with religious zealots that hates anyone who dares deviates from the norm. I don't miss it one bit.
Do you have any pets?
I have a 14 foot long python named Coatl who remains my closest and dearest friend. She's been with me through some of the most difficult periods in my life. Scatch and Owlbear may not have been able to replace her on my journey, but I'm grateful for them all the same.
What sort of sports do you play?
I don't play sports and do not care for them, especially the vile hunting games they had in Menzoberranzan. It's repulsive.
How tall are you?
I'm rather small for a drow even at 4'11. I try not to dwell on it, but my companions tower over me, so I might as well be a gnome to them.
What was your favorite academic subject?
I like the natural sciences such as botany and zoology. I find them relaxing as I can do it solo in the comfort of my home that I share with my parent. I'm very fond of herpetology because I feel a kinship with reptiles, especially since my ancestors were dragons. It's was rather scandalous, but grandfather was a gold dragon that my grandmother enslaved. Let's not go into logistics anymore than that.
What is your dream job?
I would love to be a naturalist who studies dragons and other mythical reptiles who can raise as many magical creatures as I can. If I could have an entire zoo dedicated to the study of magical zoology, I would.
I tag @queerdrow, @oliverr-gardenn, and @arach-tinilith as well as @majorasnightmare if they want to talk about more of their ocs again. And anyone else who wants to do it.
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aya-the-double-great · 8 months ago
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//This is one of my favourite oc's, so I thought I'd bring them to life!//
(First 2 pics thanks to @multifandomer537 <3 )
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❄️ AYASARI NJARAPURA SKAĐIDOTTIR ❄️
Gender: Fluid
Pronouns: they/them
Age: 18
Height: 6’5”
Family:
- Mother: Skađi
- Father: Njord
- Half-siblings: Frey and Freyja
Herritage: Jötun and Vanir
Aliases: Alice, Sabrina, The Arctic Medusa
Nicknames: Aya (pronounced ai-jə), Frosty, Elsa, snowflake etc
Titles: Duchess of Jötunheim, Prince of Vanaheim, Daughter of Skađi and Njord, Goddess of Balance and Truth
Powers: Ice manipulation, water manipulation, truth-telling and more
Physical Features (Jotun form):
- Blue skin
- Minor facial markings (jotun scarification)
- Sharp teeth
- Eyes with red iris with black sclera
- Horns
- White hair
- Pet albino python
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Physical Features (Vanir Form):
- Olive skin
- Hazel eyes
- White hair
- Crooked teeth
- Glasses
- Eyebrow slit
- Facial pearcings
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Background:
Ayasari was born to Njord and Skađi, who were married despite living in different realms and being forbidden by Odin to have children. When Skađi fell pregnant, she stayed in Jötunheim and raised Aya in secrecy, hiding their existence from Odin and the rest of the Aesir. Njord and many other Vanir knew of their existence, though they had to be cautious discussing Aya around any Asgardians. As they got older, Njords eldest children Frey and Freyja grew jealous of their half-sibling and reported a half-jötun child to Odin. Skađi was forced to discreetly send Aya to Midgard, where Odin would never think to look. With new powers at barely 18 (young for an Asgardian and yet still fully grown) Aya has been adjusting to life on what the locals call “earth” and hiding their powers and herritage from everyone. Well, until they find out about the Avengers…
TLDR: forbidden child with powers sent to Midgard
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I've had issues with people not being able to tag me so if in doubt tag my main blog
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targaros · 1 year ago
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Hi!!! this is my pinned. i wish i had a better pinned. My B-day is 12 September.
I run @pebbles-five, @moon-to-the-looks, @significant-harassment-no, @red-suns-seven, @of-straw-sliver (inactive), and @cats-slug, all in-character blogs of rain world Iterators and Slugcats! I have accounts on Flight Rising and Art Fight
Tags:
#art, #reblog, #poll - self explanatory #(mine) / #(not mine) - specific to art; if is of my property or not
Below the cut see random stuff i like/fixate on
Things that I like/seen/can/have to work with (a list of everything in my life basically):
Audio and visuals: Studio Ghibli (Spirited away, Princess Mononoke, Kiki's Delivery Service, The Cat Returns, Howl's Moving Castle, Ponyo, Tales from Earthsea), Lord of the Rings, xkcd, Monty Python, Monk (TV series), Les Luthiers, Back to the Future, DBZ, Invader Zim, The Thief and The Cobbler
Audio: Tally Hall, Brian David Gilbert (Dances Moving, most songs he made), miscelaneous oldies (Frank Sinatra, Dancing In the rain, Puting on the ritz, Trolley Song (Meet me in St. Lewis))
Games: Flight Rising (my favourite derg), Rain World, Half Life, Team Fortress 2, Sky: Children of the Light, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Pikmin, Animal Crossing, Outer Wilds, Dark Souls, Don't Starve, Undertale, Minecraft, Age of Empires II, Astroneer, Scuba (Newgrounds-Flash)
Coding stuff: Python, HTML, CSS, AutoHotkey, Twine (Harlowe)
Creatures: Ants, Furnarius Rufus, Maned Wolves, Strandbeests, SCP, Chrysocyon Brachyurus, Vulpes V. Vulpes, Horshoe Crab
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rarijackistheshit · 1 year ago
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What the... Hey, I'm not dead!
This is a rant. You are warned.
At time to time I see things like "yeah, this fandom is dead" or even tags #thisfandomisdeadbutI postanyway and I always get the same feeling.
"HEY! LAST TIME I CHECKED I WAS ALIVE!" Who killed the She-ra fandom without asking ME?
Look, I get it. It's not the same amount of fanart and fanfic and tiktoks as before. Artists are moving on, trying new things, and that is while understandable, sad.
But.
Some stay. New people arrive. Fanart, fanfics, cosplay... videos... its still being made, it's still being watched and read, it's still being loved.
I get it. No new content, Nate is more focused on Nimona and new projects. It feels weird, and strange. But this is the thing: As long as there are creators, and readers and watchers... The fandom isn't dead. Sick, decreasing, but not. dead.
Children, listen. Back in 2013 I became a Brony. The MLP:FIM fandom had been around for three years then. Now bear in mind that that show started in 2010 and went on until 2019. I came along 3-4 years in to the madness. And even then, even with a steady stream of content. even with tons of art published on a daily basis, people was "Oh, this fandom is dying! It's not like it was before!" In 2013. And there I was "What? Dying? How?" And then I learned that the first cries that the fandom was dying, even declared dead, came in 2012. It kinda became a tradition to declare the fandom dead at least once a year.
And here we are, in 2024. The show ended in 2019 and yet... Fanart is made. Fanfic is written. Don't trust me? Go check out Fimfiction or derpibooru (But thread carefully with the last one)
So trust me when I say this: The fandom is dead when the last She-Ra Fan gives up their breath and not until then. We will be strong and we will be brave and we are NOT going anywhere. So can you please stop declaring us dead, thank you? This is no Monty Python-sketch...
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headlesssamurai · 2 years ago
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Sarcasm: This question is impossible to answer, and I feel attacked.
List Your Top Ten Favourite Films (in no particular order) : - The Empire Strikes Back - Gladiator - Seven Samurai - Raiders of the Lost Ark - Batman Begins - O Brother Where Art Thou? - Dr. Strangelove - Terminator 2: Judgment Day - The Big Lebowski - Unforgiven - The Incredibles - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Alien - Yojimbo - District 9 - Stalker - The Prestige - Heat - North By Northwest - Goldeneye - Blade Runner
Oh, was that more than ten? Meh.
Honorable Mentions: Star Wars, Logan, Beyond the Black Rainbow, Collateral, The Big Heat, Alphaville, The Terminator, Aliens, Children of Men, Red Sun, Ex Machina, Predator, The Raid, Back to the Future, Saving Private Ryan, Hostiles, To Kill A Mockingbird, Jurassic Park, Sleeping Beauty, Willow, Rear Window, Mulan (1998), Notorious, The Thing, The Matrix, No Country for Old Men, Godzilla (1954), Pulp Fiction, The Fall, Dredd, First Blood, The Departed, The Road Warrior, True Grit, Hidden Fortress, Training Day, Serenity, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Return of the Jedi, Gattaca
Tagged by @sunny-adorkable Tagging @celestialmoments777, @what-reality, @drkhuntress, @shisasan, @johnhocksbur, @hug-your-face, @flowerofheaven420, @ksana-salamandra
Cheers.
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elemonsters · 2 years ago
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Welcome to the fantasy world of Elemonsters!
Feel free to look around, ask questions, make suggestions, or even send in some requests for new Elemon for me to make. My name is Judithan, I'm the creator of Elemon, and I promise I don't bite. I really love this world I've created and I want any chance I can get to yap about it.
Research Notes/World Atlas || Elemonster Bestiary
Q & A under the read more;
Q. What is an Elemon/Elemonster? A. Elemon is short for 'Elemental Monster' and they are beasts/monsters that have magical, elemental powers! Most are rather powerful and require a licensed handler to be tamed. Though, some are significantly more docile and can be raised as pets or livestock.
Q. Isn't Elemon the same as P*kemon? A. Not quite, though they are close. I wanted to create a world similar but in many ways more thought out from the start. I also want it to be an inclusive world in where there are not only LGBTQ+ individuals, but also representations of more real world problems that tend to get glossed over in kids media. (I also don't shy away from the word Fuck, either)
Q. If Elemon isn't P*kemon, then why do you use the Fakemon tag? A. Simple answer: visibility. It's hard to get original content seen on Tumblr and I'm hoping that by using the fakemon tag, the people who are interested in new critters are able to find Elemon and enjoy them. (And so far people have been!) Once I've hit a point where I'm able to reach a decent visibility status I will likely use it less and less.
Q. Why did you decide now to make Elemon? A. I'm frankly sick and tired of seeing how P*kemon has been handled for the last half a decade and decided that instead of expending my energy being mad about things I can't change, I would put it into making a world that I have full control over and find extremely fun to create/draw for. Making little guys is therapeutic! Seriously!
Q. Do you have any plans to turn Elemon into a real game? A. Not really. It would be a massive undertaking and, while I am versed in some game making, my entire expertise is python/renpy/visual novels. AKA, not friendly to Real Gameplay. I would need to commission/work with a team to get it together and I just don't work well enough with others.
Q. Which Elemon is your favorite? A. I love all my children so much, but I'm exceptionally fond of Zaptor and Moliage. Xolstier is also very dear (ha, deer) to me, as they are my oldest Fakemon that I still have record of.
Q. Do you mind if people make fanart or fakemon of Elemon? A. I would love to see any and all fanart or fan creations of my children. Fan characters, Elemon, all of it. If you tag me in it I will reblog it.
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orjange · 1 year ago
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sheepish
Rating: General Audiences Category: M/M Fandom: Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia Ships: Lukas/Python Characters: Lukas, Python Tags: / Words: 1,315 No additional warnings.
From 2018. short fic with mostly dialogue! there are some inconsistencies im not entirely happy with but i dont feel like fixing them since its so old
Summary:
Lukas realizes that maybe he had been striding the false path to love all this time. It was time for change.
They stop next to an old willow tree, as they'd agreed on just a few moments ago. Darkness had engulfed the sky, only letting through the soft shine of stars. In the distance there was chattering, the sound of carafe meeting carafe cheerfully and the flickering glow of torches. The fest Lukas and Python just left.
"So, Lukas…" Python breaks the silence suddenly. "What's so important?" The question lingers in the air a little. Lukas closes his eyes, the gears in his brain are overworking themselves. He is at a loss. He'd asked the other to come with him, to talk to him, but now he could not put his thoughts into words. Talking about whatever went on in his heart was new ground for him after all. It was not something to be taken lightly. Lukas takes a deep breath, his eyes open again, fixated on some spot on Python's face - just not his eyes. "I don't think I will ever come around."
Python looks at him, confusion written all over his face. It takes him a moment to understand. "Oh." He says. "Well, don't let it bother you. You'll find a girl eventually, we can't all be married at 25 or so." "No." Lukas shakes his head. "I don't think that will happen." "Eh? You ought to be more specific there, Lukas. I'm no mage, I can't read minds." "…I don't think women are for me, really." Lukas feels his knees give in a little. So unlike him. "So, like…" Python frowns, deep in thought. "You mean… Men are more, uhm, your objects of desire..?" Though his words almost feel like a jape, neither of them laugh. "I don't know, I mean - I haven't given it much thought." He had given it thought, to some degree. Ever since he met Python in fact. "If that were the case. If I felt attraction towards men…-" Python placed his right hand on one of Lukas' shoulders, a smile adorning his tired face. "Not like you'd be the only one." "I know that, Python. If it were any other way, I wouldn't be having this conversation with you, I don't think." "Ouch! And here I was giving my best trying to hide it…" "As Forsyth might put it, your best is only as little effort as possible." Lukas says with a grin and they both laugh, clearing the subtle tension in the air. Lukas can relax again now, at least a little. He still isn't used to how freeing it can be to talk to someone about whatever is bothering him.
Python lets out a big yawn. "How long were you holding that one in." Lukas asks, his everlasting smile back on. Python laughs tiredly. "Feels like an eternity."
In the distance, the sun is slowly lifting its head above the horizon, illuminating both of them. Lukas takes in the view a little, then looks over to the others and sighs. "The sun is already rising and they are still at it… I leave them for a bit and with me does their common sense, apparently." "Oh come on, you think they would've listened to you if you'd told them to stop? Drunk as they are?" "This may come as a surprise but I'm told I can appear quite threatening." Another sigh. "Oh, it was a mistake of me to allow mere children to drink. I should have intervened…" "Ack, Lukas, don't blame yourself for their decisions as if you are their father. They were an unruly bunch to begin with." "Hm…" "Also I am wracking my brain trying to see how you could ever appear threatening to anyone. Cold, sure, but you're tiny-" "I don't see what my size has to do with this." "I'm just saying." Python grins. "To me you are as threatening as a sheep in sheep's clothing." He adds, and pats Lukas head lightly. "Is that supposed to be a compliment…?" Lukas raises a brow, unsure what to make of this. "Sure."
"How. And why a sheep?" "Huh? Because of that saying, you know, a wolf in sheep's clothing!" "A 'sheep in sheep's clothing' is quite nonsensical." Lukas feels that it implies that he wears his heart on his sleeve, instead of keeping it locked up. It doesn't sit right. "Agh." Python narrows his eyes. The light of the rising sun is dancing on his blue hair and fair skin, Lukas can make out subtle freckles on Python's cheeks- "Does it matter? Sheep are cute." Lukas averts his eyes. "You're right. Sheep are cute." He wants to ask what Python thinks of him, but doubt gnaws at him. He fears rejection, he realizes suddenly.
Python turns to Lukas. "Have you ever touched a sheep's wool? As it was still on the sheep, I mean." "I don't think I have." "It's not soft as you might expect." Python says and absentmindedly runs his hand through Lukas' hair. "It feels rough, and it stinks… Unlike your hair." He is playing with one of Lukas' curls now. Lukas stands there, frozen. He can feel heat rushing to his face and he fears he was about to turn as red as his hair. He was ready to bury himself.
"Hey…" Python notices Lukas' reddening face immediately. His hand brushes against Lukas' right cheek. "…You're burning up, Lukas. Caught a sickness? That's no good." Lukas curses the sun for rising. Anyway, either Python was as dense as a brick wall or he was only pretending to be - it didn't matter. This was killing Lukas. "You look like a tomato, you know." Python pinches Lukas' cheek. "Ripe and ready for plucking." A snicker.
"You're challenging my patience, Python." Lukas struggles to keep his composure. Python apologetically takes a step back. "My bad, my bad." "…And I'm perfectly fine, just feeling a bit cold." Lukas manages to smile but it must seem awfully fake. If Python noticed, he didn’t mention it. "Let's go back then." Python points to where the others had started singing songs now, unbothered by the world. "Not yet." Lukas faces the horizon again, the sun is now further up and stronger sunlight falls onto both of them. The warmth of that light mixed with the icy breeze from the hills which makes the leaves on the willow tree rustle in calm waves is a sensation Lukas can't quite describe. He shivers a bit and looks over to Python who, Lukas realizes with a slight stinging sensation in his chest, is clearly staring at him. He wishes he had the ability to make some snide remark but instead he averts his eyes again quickly. This, an emotion he couldn't put into words, made him feel like an unknowing teen, and unbelievably foolish.
Without any warning, Python throws his right arm around Lukas. He's warm. Lukas almost falls from shock. He stares at Python, confused. "I can't let you freeze to death here just because the sunrise is so beautiful, you know. I think we'd all be pretty lost without you." Lukas smiles. "Maybe I should opt for long sleeved armor next time." "…Let's hope there won't be a next time." "Of course. I was speaking hypothetically."
Lukas allows himself to lean into Python, lost in thought. "You're a bit like a wolf." He says then. The other laughs. "Not a python?" "Of course not." Lukas frowns. "As majestic as they may be, pythons and you don't have much in common." Python hums. “Why a wolf then?”
Lukas thinks about this for a moment. “I haven’t given that much thought. I only realized it just now.”
“I kind of understand.”
“…You do?”
“It’s because of my handsome good looks.”
Lukas closes his eyes. “…Sure.”
Python laughs and pulls the other closer.
If he could only fall in love with men, he would be alone til death, is what Lukas had thought.
Now, he isn’t so sure.
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theofficersacademy · 1 year ago
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                               Delthea   Sain   Forde   Kris (M)                           Soren   Leonardo   Lianna   Micaiah   Python                                 Griss Mark Sylvain   Sigurd   Azama
TEAM TAG: #AOpi2024 WEEK THREE
You dream of being full, once upon a time.
You wake to your stomach's snarls, not for the first time since you've been here.
Keranes' house lies empty. All that's left behind is a lone journal sat on a desk. You feel as though it shouldn't be here, as though you shouldn't be here, as though you are but looking over someone's shoulder and feeling her knees go weak as she reads. . .
Our souls are blighted, our spirits broken. We are but twenty now. Myself (75) Celephais (68) Electra (22) though she yearns for death after Arke was lost Phorcys (35) Aphaea (12) Delthea (██) Sain (██) Forde (██) Kris (██) Soren (██) Leonardo (██) Lianna (██) Micaiah (██) Python (██) Griss (██) Mark (██) Sylvain (██) Sigurd (██) Azama (██) and Melita Many of us perished to the Flood and the journey. Their names, so that I may never forget them: Minos (9) Arke (3) Nephele (5) Bronte (129) Eurus (148)
Others succumbed after settling: Chiron (10) Brizo (6) Euphorie (29)
And others yet may lose themselves to the abyss if we fail to act quickly, I am sure. We must go on, but not like this. Our pain is too great, we lack the strength and willpower needed to survive the winter here. Celephais had this idea… A shared dream sounds ludicrous on paper, but I believe her idea is sound. By sealing ourselves in Ruthalia’s mountains with magic and remembering the times before this happened, we can preserve the strength we do have while lifting everyone’s spirits. When spring comes and we’re forced back to reality, it will be bitter, but by then we will remember why we came all this way… As the oldest, our magic stores will be fueling the spells keeping our bodies safe and our dreams active. I dare not even think of what would happen to our minds should the magic falter. Cele and I will likely wake up in a terrible state, but it will all be worth it. I want my future self to know that whatever happiness she feels when she wakes up is my reason for doing this.
You wake up. Your stomach growls.
WHAT YOU KNOW
Tensions are high. Too many mouths and not enough food means tough decisions must be made. The future looks bleak and famine has taken from you already. Brizo and Chiron didn't make it with their meager rations. Euphorie did not wish to live in a world where both of her children are dead.
Keranes and Celephais have seen to which lengths despair has driven their family. They have a plan,
and you are all invited to take part in it.
(A part of "you" balks, revolts at the idea. A part of "you" wonders if maybe...)
WHAT TO DO
Food
The majority vote for ration distribution was as follows,
Allotted half ration: Leonardo, Soren, Micaiah, Sigurd, Brizo, Aphaea, Celephais (given to Melita), Kris, Python, Chiron, Keranes, and Delthea Not allotted: Lianna, Euphorie, Melita (given Celephais'), Electra, Azama, Sylvain, Sain, Forde, Griss, Mark, and Phorcys
Mechanically, this will immediately apply OOC going forward into week three threads. Narratively, you are free to play out the consequences of this group decision and any disagreements that may have resulted from it.
You are also free to hunt or forage for food all the while. To do so, roll 1d8. A 7 will yield a single ration. Plants and animals have become scarce. The river has receded. If the mission didn't have a deadline before, it does now.
Consider their offer
You don't have to decide right away, Celephais notes. Feel free to talk amongst yourselves. You could go to sleep, be happy for a time, and be wakened come the spring. This would resolve the need for food at the same time.
But maybe you don't yet feel driven near enough to the edge of despair?
Re: The Outskirts
A strange, shadowy creature has been sighted on the outskirts of town now and again. It feels familiar to "you." "You" wish it were nearer, even if the sight of it fills you with dread, with the knowledge that this creature should already be dead.
Any post made outside of town borders, whether in search of food or otherwise: roll a 1d3. These rolls should be tracked individually for each muse, rather than as a group. If a player rolls a 3, the creature has them in its sights. . . they are being watched.
On that player's next turns in the thread, from then on, roll a 1d3. If they accumulate both a 1 and a 2, the shadowy, cloaked creature takes them away, away, away. . .
IMPORTANT NOTES
Stay tuned for solo shenanigans on Friday (likely afternoon).
Apollyon Ouranos is intended to be mostly driven by the players unless otherwise stated. This week will feature mostly intercharacter-driven interaction.
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Holidays 5.10
Holidays
American Planetarium Day
Asian Pacific American Mental Health Day
AWS Smart Business Day
Bad Breath Day (UK)
Bear Witness Day (Canada)
Children’s Day (Maldives)
Clean Up Your Room Day
Confederate Memorial Day (NC, SC)
Constitution Day (Azerbaijan, Micronesia)
Dia De La Madre (Mexico)
Ependymoma Awareness Day
Fight Day (Japan)
Finger Face Puppet Day
Five & Dime Day
510 Day
Flower Festival (Azerbaijan)
German Shepherd Day
Golden Spike Day
Home Guard Day (UK)
Human Kindness Day
Indian Arrival Day (Jamaica)
International Day of Argania
International Monty Python Day
Library Legislative Days
Maid Day (Japan)
McHappy Day (Canada)
Mother Ocean Day
Mother’s Day (El Salvador, Guatemala, Mexico)
Move for Health Day
National Bonsai Day
National Brand Day (China)
National Cactus Day
National Canine Companion Graduation Day
National Child Care Provider Appreciation Day
National Clean Your Room Day
National Day of Action Against Anti-Asian Racism (Canada)
National Lipid Day
National Mangrove Day (Thailand)
National School Nurse Day
National Ship Via Rail Day
National Small Business Day
National Tree Growing Day (Kenya)
National Washington Day
Native American Day (Indiana)
Occupational Safety and Health Professional Day
One Day Without Shoes
Pastele Blajinilor (Memory/Parent’s Day; Moldova)
Resistance and Liberation Day (Lebanon)
Ring Day
Royal Ploughing Ceremony (Thailand)
Skunks Born Day
Stay Up All Night Night
Tag des Buches (Book Day; Germany)
Thrift Day (French Republic)
Tower Technician Appreciation Day
Trust Your Intuition Day
Whacking Day (The Simpsons)
Windmill Day
World Day of Social Communications
World Facilities Management Day
World Lupus Day
World Orienteering Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
National Chocolate Fish Day (New Zealand)
National Liver and Onions Day
National Shrimp Day
World Poultry Day
Independence & Related Days
Constitution Day (Micronesia)
Hashima (Declared; 2016) [unrecognized]
Romania (from Ottoman Empire, 1877)
2nd Friday in May
Child Care Provider Appreciation Day (a.k.a. Provider Appreciation Day) [Friday before Mother's Day]
Dia de la Madre (El Salvador) [2nd Friday]
Fintastic Friday: Giving Sharks A Voice [2nd Friday]
Flashback Friday [Every Friday]
Fry Day (Pastafarian; Fritism) [Every Friday]
International Professional Drivers Day [2nd Friday]
Military Spouse Day [Friday before Mother's Day]
Miniskirt Day [2nd Friday]
Mother’s Day (Guatemala; Women Employees only) [2nd Friday]
Mother’s Day (Mexico) [2nd Friday]
National Public Gardens Day [Friday before Mother's Day]
National School Communications Day [2nd Friday]
Shades Day [Friday closest to 5.15]
Working Mother’s Day [2nd Friday]
World PICU Day [2nd Friday]
Weekly Holidays beginning May 10 (1st Full Week)
National Public Gardens Week (thru 5.19) [Begins Friday before Mother’s Day]
UN Global Road Safety Week (thru 5.14)
Universal Family Week (thru 5.16)
Festivals Beginning May 10, 2024
BBQ & Barrels (Owensboro, Kentucky) [thru 5.11]
Canadian Tulip Festival (Ottawa, Canada) [thru 5.20]
Canby Brewfest (Canby, Oregon) [thru 5.11]
FedCon (Bonn, Germany) [thru 5.12]
Genuss Festival (Vienna Culinary Festival; Vienna, Austria) [thru 5.12]
Lexington Craft Beer Week (Lexington, Kentucky) [thru 5.19]
McAlester Italian Festival (McAlester, Oklahoma) [thru 5.11]
Mesick Mushroom Festival (Mesick, Michigan) [thru 5.12]
Middle Tennessee Strawberry Festival (Portland, Tennessee) [thru 5.11]
Norfolk & Norwich Festival (Norwich, UK) [thru 5.26]
Piney Woods Wine Trail Festival (Lindale, Texas) [thru 5.11]
Rochester Lilac Festival (Rochester, New York) [thru 5.19]
Shepherds Harvest Sheep and Wool Festival (Lake Elmo, Minnesota) [thru 5.12]
Smoke on the Lake BBQ Festival (Acworth, Georgia) [thru 5.11]
Texas Crab Festival (Crystal Beach, Texas) [thru 5.12]
Vintage & Vino (Queen Creek, Arizona) [thru 5.12]
The WhiskyX (Boston, Massachusetts)
Feast Days
Alphius, Philadelphus and Cyrinus (Christian; Martyrs)
Antonius, Archbishop of Florence (Christian; Saint)
Aurelian of Limoges (Christian; Saint)
Calepodius (Christian; Saint)
Catald (a.k.a. Cathal; Christian; Saint)
Comgall (Christian; Saint)
Damien of Molokai (Christian; Saint)
Desmond MacNamara (Artology)
Feast of the Wedding of Shiva & Meenakshi (India; Everyday Wicca)
Fido (Muppetism)
Galepodius (Christian; Martyr)
Gordian and Epimachus (Christian; Martyrs)
Hannibal (Positivist; Saint)
Incense to Bring Love Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)
Job the Patriarch (Roman Catholic Church, pre-1969 calendar)
John of Ávila (Christian; Saint)
John Holmes Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Konstantinos Parthenis (Artology)
Lemuralia, Day 2 (Ancient Rome; Dedicated to Eradicating Malevolent Spirits of the Dead)
Lofn’s Blot (Pagan)
Mutant Awareness Day (Pastafarian)
Paul Wunderlich (Artology)
Rosalia (Ancient Roman Memorial Day)
Solangia (Christian; Virgin & Martyr)
Tin Hat Day (Chinese Goddess of the North Star; Hong Kong)
Wolverine Day (Pastafarian)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Lemuria (Day 2 of 3; Ancient Rome) [Unlucky to Marry]
Shakku (赤口 Japan) [Bad luck all day, except at noon.]
Tycho Brahe Unlucky Day (Scandinavia) [22 of 37]
Premieres
Alligator Crawl, recorded by Louis Armstrong and His Hot Seven (Song; 1927)
All Things Bright and Beautiful, by James Herriot (Novel; 1975)
The Cider House Rules, by John Irving (Novel; 1985)
Cold Comfort Farm (Film; 1996)
Computer World, by Kraftwerk (Album; 1981)
Dorsai!, by Gordon R. Dickson (Novel; 1959)
Farm Frolics (WB MM Cartoon; 1941)
Feather Bluster (WB MM Cartoon; 1958)
Fish Follies (Phantasies Cartoon; 1940)
The Flowers of Buffoonery, by Osamu Dazai (Novel; 1935)
For a Few Dollars More (Film; 1967)
Gatsby (Film; 2013)
Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (Novel; 1990)
Guntram, by Richard Strauss (Opera; 1894)
The Hot Rock, by Donald E. Westlake (Novel; 1970)
In Dutch (Disney Cartoon; 1946)
I Shot the Sheriff, recorded by Eric Clapton (Song; 1974)
Last and First Men, by Olaf Stapledon (Novel; 1930)
Lovesexy, by Prince (Album; 1988)
The Man Who Fell to Earth, by Walter Tevis (Novel; 1963)
Misunderstanding, by Genesis (Song; 1980)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Film; 1975)
The Muppets Mayhem (TV Series; 2023)
Murder in the Mill-Race, by E.C.R. Lorac (Novel; 1952)
Patriotic Popeye (Fleischer/Famous Popeye Cartoon; 1957)
The Pink Panther: Pink at First Sight (DePatie-Freleng Animated TV Special; 1981)
Pokemon: Detective Pikachu (Film 2019)
Porky’s Ant (WB LT Cartoon; 1941)
The Professor and the Madman (Film; 2019)
Rabbit Transit (WB LT Cartoon; 1947)
Rio, by Duran Duran (Album; 1982)
The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien (Novel; 1978)
Sock a Doddle Do (WB LT Cartoon; 1952)
Tolkien (Film; 2019)
Twister (Film; 1996)
Under the Counter Spy (Woody Woodpecker Cartoon; 1954)
Up the Down Staircase, by Bel Kaufman (Novel; 1964)
Weezer (a.k.a. The Blue Album), by Weezer (Album; 1994)
Today’s Name Days
Gordian, Isidor, Liliana (Austria)
Ivan, Job (Croatia)
Blažena (Czech Republic)
Gordianus (Denmark)
Aina, Aini, Ainike, Aino, Ainu (Estonia)
Aina, Aini, Ainikki, Aino (Finland)
Solange (France)
Damian, Gordian, Isidor, Liliana (Germany)
Simon, Simonas (Greece)
Ármin, Pálma (Hungary)
Alfio, Antonino, Cataldo, Miro, Quarto (Italy)
Maija, Mairita (Latvia)
Putinas, Sangailė, Viktorina (Lithuania)
Asbjørg, Asbjørn, Espen (Norway)
Antonin, Częstomir, Izydor, Jan, Symeon, Wiktoryna (Poland)
Simon (România)
Viktória (Slovakia)
Damián, Juan (Spain)
Esbjörn, Styrbjörn (Sweden)
Cormac, Cormick, Gordon, Job, Joby, Jobina, Max, Maximilian, Maximus, Maxine, Maxwell (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 131 of 2024; 235 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 5 of week 19 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Saille (Willow) [Day 27 of 28]
Chinese: Month 4 (Ji-Si), Day 3 (Jia-Xu)
Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]
Hebrew: 2 Iyar 5784
Islamic: 2 Dhu al-Qada 1445
J Cal: 11 Magenta; Foursday [11 of 30]
Julian: 27 April 2024
Moon: 8%: Waxing Crescent
Positivist: 19 Caesar (5th Month) [Paulus Aemilius]
Runic Half Month: Ing (Expansive Energy) [Day 1 of 15]
Season: Spring (Day 53 of 92)
Week: 2nd Week of May
Zodiac: Taurus (Day 21 of 31)
Calendar Changes
Ing (Expansive Energy) [Half-Month 10 of 24; Runic Half-Months] (thru 5.28)
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