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[bella-with-a-blog]

random bird hooray

[fuumiku]

Harpy mickrin AU yay! Sorta loosely set in Aatom87's harpy & zookeeper AU- Rin is a sooty owl and Mickbell is a cockatiel. You know how parrots are...

The zoo keeps them in the same enclosure out of lack of funds to try and fix behavioral issues. Rin was being too self-isolating and Mickbell was starting shit with other harpies and bonded with zookeeper Kuro instead, which is unhealthy, so they put them in a side enclosure to bond together and assigned Kabru to it instead. Thus they are forced to have enrichment together.

Kabru has it tough since they both act like they hate him, except one is only a tsundere act lol. Mickbell like "huh?? You stealing my cagemate punk?? Wanna fight??" and he's not even wrong lol. Tiny bird very angry very aggressive, cue Kabru getting scratched every day... Kabru leaving their enclosure after a whole showdown of cockatiel Mick screaming scratching biting inflicting him little wounds and then Mick goes right back to "I'm just a little guy"ing @ Rin. Keep going buddy i'm sure... one day...... you'll win her over and make her laugh. Or something.

Although hmmm Kabru hating monsters would mean he wouldn't work there in the first place. Maybe.... He's there undercover to investigate the zoos for corruption or animal-monster abuse or smth... And the injured Mithrun harpy is evidence that he has to take under his wing ba dum tss <- this is how my AUs get out of control

I love Mickbell's stiff paintbrush of a ponytail so much

[warrantcanary]

that tweet that's like "oh no coke for me i just felt like being in this tiny bathroom with you" is unironically where being square at parties will get you. and you need to understand the beauty in that

[mediaforanya]

a d20 au where twyla and chirp briefly dated decades ago and this is the first bloom they had as an official couple <3

[tommiieimagiines]

“people say she’s bad, but they don’t see

the way she is with me.”

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[pichirobi]

why do so many dan and phil viewers on twitter seemingly lowkey hate dan howell 🫥 you do not need to insult dan in order to praise phil!

[hoopskirt]

I want to stay in bed and listen to the birds

[faeryton]

whyyyyy am i such a hater today. i can't stop saying if you do x i hate you. and x is the most benign shit

[chirpychipslive]

i mean yeah!

[steal-this-album]

hey wait a second . should i still be describing tweets as Tweets

[dearestblood]

you're all forgetting that no matter what spock must die alone so we're going to have to kill the lovechild

[yugimoto]

feels like I can't do anything online recently without people taking me in bad faith and sending cruel messages about it... starting to wonder if I should just start over on twitter with only friends and make my art account separate...

[keikiri-kitten]

Hello kittie! I've been cleaning my little car a lot lately, and you know what came to my mind? Lamborghini + Keigo = Sex. I think he would definitely only have car sex if he's jealous. And I don't know why I also find so hot to imagine that Keigo has a car that is worth more than my house and my yard together. Omggg, and thinking about his hands on the wheel, I melt. I'm thirsty for Keigo and his expensive car.

for my chickie @keigosdollie <333

omg hi chickie! u have no idea how this made my brain feel—

now his hand on the wheel?????? HELLO!!! before u can figure out that he’s jealous, he’s silent with this focused look in his eyes and his grip is so tight on that damn wheel that u can see his VEINS ;-;

if u make him jealous he’s gonna show it all over his face and he’s gonna be such a pouty hero— he’s such a bratty bird when he’s jealous

excuse me for being in love with subby keigo, but u can take his little jealousy and flip it around on him. u don’t want him to be jealous? prove to him how much u love him. get in the back seat and ride him until he can’t think about anything else but u and how well u treat him <3

[cxlrose]

HE HE HEHEHEEEEHHE MY THEME GUSY

[jay--hawk]

birds

[elenorasweet]

I thought it was to give my cat an idea of what birds and squirrels sound like, so he can try to immitate them whilst watching them from the window, but this is a better reason, I suppose.

The point of taking your indoor cat on little excursions isn't for exercise or enrichment, though those are fun bonuses. The point is making sure your cat knows what "home" looks and smells like from the outside. A big reason a lot of indoor cats who sneak out promptly get lost is because they don't know what the outside of their home looks like and consequently can't find their way back; you can greatly reduce the odds of that if you give them an occasional tour.