my fictional yandere stalker watching me walk out of a Wendy’s with my order, sit in my car, pull out my burger, unwrap my burger, take a bite of my burger, then put a dollop of my chocolate Frosty on my burger before continuing to eat it, alternating between regular bites and burger-topped-with-Frosty bites:
every time I see someone reblog some sort of embarrassing horny meme I need to know... are you reblogging it because it's funny or is it genuine I just need to know
My take: ate two bites. Didn't love the bun+chocolate (maybe with a brioche? Was sort of pancake like and I hate pancakes from way back). Pickle should have been removed first. Not the worst thing I've ever eaten but I would make some changes before doing this again
🐝's take: she was so game. Cut off a big bite (sans pickle). Put it in her mouth. Chewed precisely one time and immediately spit it out. She agreed about the bun, maybe next time just put it on the burger (burger king knew what they were doing).
I told her we should do a fried chicken sandwich next (I mean what is this if not the next logical step after chicken and waffles). She said and I quote "absolutely not"
Hope the executive that approved Wendy’s getting rid of the vanilla frosty again to replace with orange dreamsicle trips and falls down a deep fissure in the earth
I’ve seen the new John Wick too and I just kept thinking “goddamn, the visuals in this movie are killer.” Like the lighting really was a spiritual experience almost, that anon hit the nail on the head by saying it had a cyberpunk atmosphere. While watching it i even thought “I bet yeyinde would love this” like the lighting and vibes made me think directly of how your writing feels. Especially at the end when he’s just bathed in this warm golden sunlight, my brain was like “that feels like yeyinde”
"that feels like yeyinde" I'M GONNA CRY!!! 😭 It's honestly so sweet that you even thought of me at all - and in such an ethereal moment, too. Ahhhhhhh!!!
I bought my tickets to see it for later this evening, so!!!! I'm pretty excited to see it now!