#dip my fries in ;)

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Jazz becoming the next big Gothem villain is such a solid concept. Theres so much to explore.

She targets corrupt mental institutions. Corrupt companies who destroy their workers state of mind so they wont quit. She attacks landlords who make it impossible for people to live comfortably.

She is the staple anti-hero of anyone struggling to get back on their feet. People should have to work three jobs just to afford a crappy one bedroom, no utilities, half bath, in crime alley apartment, with a roommate.

Shelters should be aiming to gain a profit instead of using the donations to support others.

She is tired of these big name heros leaving children to clean up messes. She has watcher her own brother wither away to a shell of his former self trying to make a change and she is sick of it. Hell she herself is a child but if this is what it takes, then this is what it takes.

Enter from the left The Manipulator™️

Feared by all corrupt. People think she has mind control or something. When she targets someone they make almost a full 180 in their ways. “She will do anything to get her way or to make people into what she thinks they should be. And she mist be stopped” cries big business.

In reality she is the worlds best damn psychiatrist ever to be known. She doesn’t force anyone to change but gives them the choice to be better. To see how much more they can be. And it terrifies them. Helps them find themselves again and to move past their troubling pasts. No force and no mind control. No manipulating. No one but those who she has helped know the truth but when they tell the truth it only fuels the fire of her being controlling.

Theres one thing also fuelling the flames of mind control. Thats the fact that every single major hero to go after her can’t. Any who approach her find themselves no long near her. Superman just wants to talk, well she doesn’t, and he is then back in his city?!? Batman is stalking her to figure out how to deal with her but once he gets too close he suddenly finds himself in the batcave?

At first they think it’s teleportation but time is passing? Theres video feed and tracking of no they just went back themselves. No response from them the whole trip. As if possessed. (Lmao it’s just good brother danny pranking his sis a little by making her seem all powerful but also protecting her anyway he can. Or could be Dan instead)

[worldsewage]

I love food. Big fan of food. am I consistently and constantly hungry. Food is the best thing. Wow. Can’t believe I live on a planet where I can eat and taste. I can bring food for my friends. I can slice it in half. I can make an ugly bacon egg sandwich just for me. I can reheat food. I can melt cheese on chips. I can give my friends the black licorice jelly beans. I can give my cat a tiny piece of chicken from my bowl. I can cook food. I can season grilled foods spicy in separate batches for my friends with a low spice tolerance. Wow. You can eat . you should eat. I love a burger.

[saturniidd]

a bad habit I have is that someone will mention a subject in conversation and that subject will spark a whole train of thoughts in my head. unfortunately, nobody knows that I had an ornate train of thought in my head and they just think I blurted out something unrelated

[stimboardboy]

“eat me, dip me”

[mattodore]

theo.

[craycraybluejay]

I CANNOT believe the way some people act on this site. Has no one taught you manners.

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Back again with another poll!

[coquelicoq]

my funny restaurant story from today is i went to this burger place where they usually keep the ketchup et cetera in a little cabinet on the wall, but when i opened up the one at my table, all it contained was six or seven tater tots (gently used) (free to a good home)

[mildmayfoxe]

the thing about ghost pepper flavored things is sometimes they’re baby spicy for babies and sometimes they’re actually spicy for adults. and there’s no way to tell before you buy it except to try it in your kitchen & either be disappointed or be crying by the fourth bite

[aria0fgold]

I never thought tofu could be this terrible.

[newtness532]

everyone is eating a bunch of meats and then me and my brother are eating pasta with sauce on the side

[gothwizardmagic]

What is your filling of choice in an after-holiday left over sammich? 🥪

genuinely have no idea tbh, we've never done ~traditional holiday food~ so our leftovers are like. kiwi dip, mackintosh toffees and butterscotch liqueur lmao

[pizza-feverdream]

What is the best way to cook potatoes? (Fried, baked, mashed, etc.)

Now we have several options. First to mind is a Spanish tortilla, which is thin sliced potatoes held together with eggs and herbed all the way up, topped with goat cheese.

But the second to mind, and probably the superior method, is my mom's baked potato casserole that we make on Thanksgiving. In a giant pan with all the typical baked potato toppings on it, but is SO GOOD. Nostalgia and the annual seasonal boost of serotonin I get may influence that decision, but I still stand by it

(and bonus pictures of bumper the cat cause he looks a lot healthier and cuter somehow and I thought you'd get a kick outta it)

[octavio-world]

my pronouns are dave / him

[starscreaming666]

Aight what's up with dipping cookies in your warm drinks. Who looked at a baked good one day and thought ohhhh man I gotta get that thing SOGGY