#chomp chomp yall

[again-please]

“Look at me. Look into my eyes.” I need you to know that they have fucked ONE TIME in the last NINE CHAPTERS. (holds your head very close and very gentle so you know this comes from a place of love and affection) this is not a complaint. these are just the dying, delirious gasps of a woman expiring of dehydration

i am so, so thirsty. pleaSE

kids, these are the dangers of adding plot to your porn. learn from my mistakes. It Could Happen To You.

stay with me ma'am I have written 700 words of ch 15 already STAY WITH ME THE IV IS ON ITS WAY

[zappedbyzabka]

So so handsome

[aroaceleovaldez]

i have recently learned apparently pomegranates are a mysterious fruit to more people than i thought (particularly to Rick Riordan himself, if the books are anything to go by) so little list of pomegranate things:

They’re in-season during the winter in the Northern Hemisphere. This is why they’re associated with Persephone's journey to the Underworld (because winter).

The outside peel feels basically like a smooth version of a citrus peel, and it’s a bit thinner.

There is SO MUCH PITH it is such a pain to peel and you should not eat the pith.

The entire seed is edible. They’re like corn kernels but a tiny bit crunchier and a fruit instead of a grain. Apparently some people do not eat the entire seed and spit out half of it and I do not understand why someone would put in that much extra effort for something literally the size of a corn kernel.

The juice is this very rich magenta. It looks a little like blood but it’s definitely more pink/purple than blood red.

A single pomegranate has several hundred seeds. Even a single section of pomegranate easily has like 50 seeds.

I cannot compare the smell other than “it smells like pomegranate” but things that claim to be pomegranate flavored/scented are generally accurate.

Individual seeds range in taste but they’re generally. well. fruity, as you’d expect from a fruit, or very mildly sour. Think like, apple levels of range.

[felstar-games]

I AM A TORTOISE PARENT LETS GOOOOO

After months and months of research and do I dont I i finally got a Tortoise! Meet Chomps! The Russian Tortoise!!

Its very scared from the ride home still but after a few days it should start to wander and be more accustom to its new home.

Aaaaaaaahahahahhaha im so happy!! This blog about to turn into Chomps��� simp blog so be ready XD

Expect art of my new child in the weeks to come >;)

[allieisacrybaby]

mutuals im biting you

[delicris]

i have nineteen days to prepare for my uni entrance exams

well, fuck me, i really didn't think this one through

[wall-e-gorl]

i need to keep building back up my savings. No More Silly Little Treats, i keep getting distracted when i Need to spend money on stuff and then getting myself a silly little treat and forgetting im supposed to be saving and shouldnt be doing that a bunch

[targetslovelyworld]

I NEED TO BITE SOMETHING SO BADDDDDDDD AUGH i justwantto CRUNCHN i want to bite down and FGDHHSGSHSH i want to BITE. this. Might be a vent post

[flecks-of-stardust]

vultures and leviathans keep tying (tieing? tie-ing?), damn. yall like the big fuck off murder creatures don’t you?

[zappedbyzabka]

🍎👱👖

[raychleadele]

Finished Good Omens season 2 last night and it did NOT end the way I expected.

[risingsol]

Hopefully no one catches any colds, that's all he was asking for.

[channel-d-is-open]

am i actually about to watch the invisible man 1975 just to see david mccallum?? yes

[roaringheat]

I feel like I could totally be a semi popular artist if I got on some fuckin adhd meds istg. Ignore the chain chomp but like I kinda slay when it comes to poses

[delicris]

one day i'll answer one of them asks publicly and that'll be the day i throw myself straight into the depths of hell

[bluefuecoco]

tumblr users waiting for the next animal crossing: oh guys, they’re probably working on the next game after 7 years, it’s fine, we’ll get it eventually :)

twitter users 1 year after acnh finishes releasing: umm so when’s the next animal crossing game?