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There's nothing unusual here, except that Wren and Kaizo are currently in a fast food restaurant.
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#SMG4#SMG4 FanArt#SMG4 Wren#SMG4 OneShot Wren#OneShot Wren#SMG4 Kaizo#SMG4 Saiko#SMG4 Melony#SMG4 Karen#SMG4 Swag#SMG4 Chris#SMG4 OC
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i cant escape this fandom. SIIIIIIGH. have some swag + others..
#smg4#smg4 swagmaster#smg4 chris#oneshot wren#one shot wren#western spaghetti#guards and retards#smg4 swag#chris gordman#smg4 swiss#or CHAGMASTER. as some of you call it.#swag x chris
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SMG4 PENITENTIARY AU: MASTERPOST
What if every major villain in SMG4 somehow survived and got stuffed into prison instead? An AU revolving all around the Mushroom Kingdom Penitentiary, it’s inmates, it’s staff and the ones who dare to step foot into the facility.
This is the Masterpost containing basic information about the AU and it’s characters, location, world as well as rules and guidelines for your own inserts!
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Following Peach’s public disappearance after the events of “It’s gotta be perfect”, the whole state has fallen into Anarchy.
Every few months, a group or individual manages to climb the top only to inevitably fall again when others take their place.
The law in the Mushroom Kingdom changes every few months, depending on what the current temporary ruler has put in place.
Due to that, the justice system is in chaos. No real trials have been happening ever since IGBP and the accused are instead thrown into the penitentiary for detention until their trial.
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𐂺 THE MK PENITENTIARY
Throw real life comparisons out the window, this is SMG4, things may and will not align with actual penitentiaries lol
The Penitentiary is located on the outskirts of the capital.
While the facility has staff for rehabilitation programs, the main focus is still on incarceration.
Death Penalty has currently been deemed illegal.
MK Penitentiary contains several sectors with varying level of Security:
⊘ MODERATE SECURITY SECTOR
Inmates in this sector have committed either low-level crimes or are still awaiting trial and have showcased no violent behavior.
Due to the chaotic nature of SMG4 land, there simply is no lower security level.
Some cells in this sector are shared by two inmates.
Modera Security Inmates can spend their whole time in the free-to roam sections (Common Room, Cafeteria, Courtyard etc.).
⊘ HIGH SECURITY SECTOR
Inmates in this sector have committed more serious crimes or showcase violent behavior.
Security presence is significantly higher and more rougher here.
One cell per person.
High Security Inmates only have a limited time in the courtyard, cafeteria and common room.
⊘ SPECIAL SECURITY SECTOR
Inmates in this sector have broken out of their cell several times or/and have abilities that need special containment.
Cells are individually tuned to the inmate.
Inmates in this sector are kept away from the other sectors and their own common room with limited time.
⊘ PSYCHIATRIC SECTOR
Inmates in this sector have shown psychological problems or have suffered a mental break that need 24/7 supervision or makes them unable to be put into the other sectors.
Psychologists need to have a security at their side at all times.
Padded rooms are used but not a necessity.
Inmates in this sector are isolated.
Map of the facility:
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𐂺 STAFF
Every staff member has the MK Penitentiary logo somewhere on their clothing.
The following listing are the staff options in the penitentiary ranked after hierarchy, some of which are already given away and some which exist in this story but are currently still open.
Warden
Hal Monitor
Corrections Captain
Absent
Correctional Lieutenant
Day Mare
Correctional Officer
Swag, Chris, Greg
Unit Team (Correctional Counselor, Unit Manager etc)
Open
Medical Staff (Psychologists, Nurses etc)
Open
Food staff, Janitors
Open
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𐂺 INMATES
A list of all inmate characters and their respective sector.
Moderate Security Sector
Francis
High Security Sector
Mr. Puzzles, Wren
Special Security Sector
Niles
Psychiatric Sector
None yet
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𐂺 INSERTS
The Penitentiary AU is open for your own inserts. However under the following guidelines and rules:
This is my AU, so if I tell you that your insert doesn’t fit into the setting or needs some things changed then please respect my decision.
Your insert can not be higher in authority than Day Mare and Hal.
Absolutely no NSFW content this includes inmates with sex crimes.
Make your insert’s role logical. For example an inmate that frequently runs won’t be put in moderate security and a staff member that ignores orders of their superior will get booted.
Inserts can also be from outside the penitentiary such as lawyers, journalists, visitors/relatives. Just make them somehow relevant to the Penitentiary.
If you have a staff idea for your OC that isn’t on the list then ask me first if it’s okay to add said staff role.
Your insert has to have following info included: Role, (Inmate Number), Name, Basic Description of how they fit in the AU (Why are they there? What’s their goal? Etc.)
No shipping your insert with my characters. A one sided crush, flirting or platonic relationship is okay though.
You can have up to 2 inserts!
More questions? Drop it in the Askbox or my DMs!
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#smg4#smg4 au#Penitentiary au#smg4 penitentiary au#penitentiary au inserts#Mr puzzles#smg4 wren#oneshot wren#smg4 mr monitor#hal monitor#smg4 oc#Smg4 Mr puzzles#smg4 niles#smg4 francis#smg4 swag#smg4 chris#smg4 greg
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I’m bored
SMG4 LGBTQ HCS

Hcs below btw ⬇️
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Smg4: Bisexual with a preference for women. He/him
- This is essentially canon, cuz in an ep Smg3 said”what happens if you bring home a girl/ and or boy?!” Once.
Smg3: Pansexual he/him
-Smg3’s Va James hcs him as pan and is pan himself soo…
Mario: AroAce, Italian he/him
-might seem a bit ooc, but I hc that’s he’s the type to makes a shit ton of sex jokes but not actually want to have it.
Luigi: Queer he/they
-this is pretty self explanatory if you know anything about smg4 Luigi
Meggy: Lesbian she/her
-She doesn’t seem like the type to ever like men.
Tari: Bi Demisexual she/her
-idk it just fits her
Saiko: Lesbian Asexual she/her
-Same as Meggy, I cannot see her liking men
Kaizo: Demiboy Asexual He/they
-I doubt he’d care about relationships, he’d care more on his band and causing chaos
Boopkins: Unlabeled he/him
-he probably hasn’t had his first genuine crush/relationship, and I don’t think miku counts since it was bc he won a contest
Bob: Intersex, Bisexual with a HUGE preference for women he/they
-Intersex part is pretty obvious, and he seems to be the type to be a closeted bisexual
Melony: Unlabeled, she/they
-she’s not 100% straight and I doubt she’d care
Axol: Pansexual, Transgender, Dead. He/him
- he literally dated a woman who used to be a fruit, and he’s trans bc idk.
Smg1: Transmasc Nonbinary, pansexual He/they
-he probably wouldn’t care about gender when dating
Smg2: Agender, Asexual, He/They/she
- They have no Gender
Hal: Bisexual, He/Him
-Eh, idrk
Shroomy: Nonbinary gay he/they
-he just screams gay to me
Karen: Lesbian she/her
-def had a lavender marriage
Swag: gay. He/him
-do I have to explain..?
Chris: bisexual. He/him
-i mean it’s somewhat fitting
Niles: Nonbinary he/they/she/it
-he’s a godbox creation why tf would he follow the binary
One shot wren: Pansexual, He/Him
-Idk
(Everyone else I either don’t care abt, is too young, or is straight)
#smg4#smg1#smg2#smg3#meggy spletzer#smg4 mario#smg4 luigi#smg4 tari#saiko bichitaru#kaizo koorumaniru#fishy boopkins#bob bobowski#smg4 melony#smg4 axol#smg4 hal monitor#smg4 shroomy#karen katphish#swagmaster6969696969#chris gordman#smg4 niles#one shot wren#lgbtqia#lgbtq#lgbtq community
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why must my favorite Little Guy of all time who i kin/relate to the most be from a play written in the 1950s with little to no fandom aside from old British people who don't know how to use the internet
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This One Weird Trick Helped Me Watch 'Lilo & Stitch' (2025), 'Thunderbolts*,' and 'Bring Her Back'

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#Amy Hill#Billy Barratt#Billy Magnussen#Bring Her Back#Chris Bauer#Chris Sanders#Courtney B. Vance#Danny and Michael Philippou#Danny Philippou#David Harbour#Dean Fleischer-Camp#Florence Pugh#Geraldine Viswanathan#Hannah John-Kamen#Hannah Waddingham#Jake Schreier#Jonah Wren Phillips#Julia Louis-Dreyfus#Kaipo Dudoit#Lewis Pullman#Lilo & Stitch#Lilo & Stitch 2025#Maia Kealoha#Michael Philippou#Mischa Heywood#Olga Kurylenko#RackaRacka#Sally Hawkins#Sally-Anne Upton#Sebastian Stan
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really late reply but regarding christopher wren!! i also got to play him in a small production a few months ago and then got a bit obsessed i fear. did you make up more to his backstory other than what's canon because I'd love to hear it and compare!!
Omg hi!!!
Yes i did!! But gosh its been…. around 7 years now? So i would probably need to re-read it to jog my memory! (Good excuse for me to revisit it tho 😉)
What about you!! What is your backstory for him???!!!
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Rufous (Pilbara) grasswren (Amytornis whitei whitei), Newman, WA.
Photographed by Chris Haskett
#chris haskett#photographer#rufous (pilbara) grasswren#wren#bird photography#australia#australian geographic#amytornis whitei whitei#newman#western australia
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My Top 10 Parent-Child Figures on Television/Movies
10. Ariel and Melody
9. Tramp and Scamp

8. Sirius and Harry (+ Remus)
7. Stoick and Hiccup (how to Train Your Dragon)

6. Sabine Wren and Hera Syndulla (Star Wars)
5 Optimus Prime and Bumblebee
4. Chris and Scott (Teen Wolf)
3. Ezra Bridger and Kanan Jarrus (Star Wars)
2. J'onn J'onzz and Kara Zor-El, and Alex Danvers (Supergirl)
Sonic, Maddie and Tom AKA Donut Lord - Wachowski Family (Sonic the Hedgehog Movies)
#transformers#supergirl#star wars rebels#dc cómics#arrowverse#parental relationship#teen wolf#lists#optimus prime#tf bumblebee#kanan jarrus#ezra bridger#hera syndulla#sabine wren#jonn jonzz#kara danvers#scott mccall#chris argent#parent child relationship#sonic the hedgehog#sonic cinematic universe#tom wachowski#sonic#lady and the tramp 2#Alex Danvers#scamp#the tramp#how to train your dragon#Harry Potter#potter
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How to Make Gravy Review: A Deep Dive into Generational Trauma
TL;DR – I was not sure what to expect with this film going, but a deep exploration of generational trauma was the surprise that the film needed, that and gravy. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 4 out of 5. Post-Credit Scene – There is no post-credit scene.Disclosure – I paid for the Binge service that viewed this film.Warning – Contains scenes that may cause distress. How to Make Gravy Review – One of the many…
#Adam Briggs#Agathe Rousselle#Amos Waterman#Australian Cinema#Benedict Hardie#Brendan Maclean#Brenton Thwaites#Chris Alosio#Christmas#Dallas Woods#Damon Herriman#Daniel Henshall#Drama#Eloise Rothfield#Eugene Gilfedder#Fayssal Bazzi#How to Make Gravy#Hugo Weaving#Izzy Westlake#Jacob Hohua#James Caulfield#Jonah Wren Phillips#Kate Mulvany#Kieran Darcy-Smith#Kim Gyngell#Meg Washington#Patience Hodgson#Paul Kelly#Riley Armstrong#Rose Statham
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Koda, fratello orso
Benvenuti o bentornati sul nostro blog. Nello scorso articolo abbiamo deciso di non parlare di un horror bensì di un thriller fantascientifico, un’opera indipendente che si dimostra piena di idee interessanti e ben gestite, Upgrade. Grey assiste all’omicidio di sua moglie da parte di alcuni assassini e viene ferito da quest’ultimi, rimanendo tetraplegico. Quando sembra che per lui non ci sia più…
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#Aaron Blaise#adventure#Alaska#Alessandro Rossi#Alex Polidori#avventura#Barry Kooser#Brother Bear#Byron Howard#Chris Sanders#Chuck Williams#D. B. Sweeney#Dave Thomas#David Hoselton#Denahi#Disney#drama#drammatico#Estelle Harris#Fabio Boccanera#fantastico#fantasy#film#Francesca Palopoli#Garrett Wren#Harold Gould#Inut#Jason Raize#Jeff Dickson#Jeremy Suarez
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Halloween Book Quiz!
#book blog#bookblogger#queer books#jewish books#pebble and wren#chris hallbeck#frankenstein is gay#mary shelley#pumpkinheads#rainbow rowell#faith erin hicks#improbable magic for cynical witches#kate scelsa#halloween#halloween books#book personality quiz#personality quiz
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just had closing night for this show two weeks ago, in which i played christopher. this was my favorite line.
goofy little autism boy christopher wren will be apart of me always 🧡
““But I do so like knowing all about people. I mean, I think people are so madly interesting. Don’t you?” “Well, I suppose some are and some are not.” “No, I don’t agree. They’re all interesting, because you never really know what anyone is like - or what they are really thinking. For instance, you don’t know what I’m thinking about now, do you?” “Not in the least. Cigarette?” “No, thank you. You see? The only people who really know what other people are like are artists - and they don’t know why they know it!””
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Christopher Wren and Mollie Ralston, The Mousetrap (Agatha Christie)
I really like this quote. I agree with Christopher, I think people (humanity) are interesting.
Can you keep a secret? Please don’t talk about the end of this plot it you know it.
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Potions class & MC-Bash!
Loving them all together 🥰
Gryffindor table creators: Wren & Freddie: @freddiestheproblemchild Jamie: @rypnami Phillip: @endeavour12345 Raegan: @hazyange1s Claire: @n0va25 Harvey: @pierrot-dokki (if u saw the first name, no u didnt LOL)
Hufflepuff table creators: James: @leaping-toadstool-caps Tori: @espressoristretto-patronum Elijah: @pikadrawsthings
Ravenclaw table creators: Aurelie: @morelikeravenbore Jo: @ravenwind-75 Alyn: @ps-cactus Danny: @catohphm Julia: @superconductivebean Damien: @theladyofshalott1989 NFY: @traceyc-uk Edward: @amethystandemma
Slytherin table creators: Val & Ale: @savingsallow Ellie: @accio-bagel Evelyn: @celestial--sapphic Chris: @diana-bluewolf Sunan: @itsame-domi/@dom1re
I hope I got everyone & I hope you all enjoyed!
#next up is herbology class!#This took me three hours HAHA#fighting against all odds#hl#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy mc#mc#MC collab#hogwarts legacy screenshots#my screenshots#okay *cracks knuckles*#Matty Ambrose#Jamie Ambrose#Phillip Brown#Fredrick Harpis#Wren Oleander#Raegan Desrosiers#Claire Fox#jaimsen hisui#Theodore Lupin#tori lewis#Elijah Finch#aurelie collins#Damien Evans#Edward Glasspetal#Danny Gibson#Johanna Newman#Amberlyn Salters#Julia Wright
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just read the short story version of the mousetrap for the first time (certainly not the last, new hyperfixation fuel is tragically sparse) so have some of my favorite christopher moments




his two moods are Goofy Child and Hopeless i love him so much
#chris wren#the mousetrap#agatha christie#he's so me guys#blorbo posting#hyperfixation#the critter speaks
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Summary: reader drunkenly explains her love for Chris to ‘Matt’
Warnings: swearing, reader being drunk, drinking alcohol, drunk confessions, kissing, mainly fluff
Word Count: 2.9k | unedited
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The night started out slow, but then quickly picked up as more people arrived. Your friend, Wren, was hosting a five mill party tonight and you were definitely celebrating.
“Come play pong with me!” Wren yelled as she grabbed your arm.
“One second, I need to send this text.” You kept your eyes on your phone, typing out a text. Wren leans over, “Texting Chris?”
You jerk your phone away, “No, it’s- um.” You roll your eyes, “Yeah, Chris.”
“Christopher Sturniolo.” She says with a smirk and you shush her, “Keep your voice down. He doesn’t even know I like him, I don’t need a hundred and fifty people knowing before him.”
“Are you ever going to tell him?” She tilts her head and you nod, “Yes.”
“When?”
“When.. I fell like te-“ you huff, shoving your phone back into your pocket, “Let’s go play pong.”
You pull her over to the table, standing next to her as two other people emerge from the crowd to play against the two of you.
Your drink was finished by the first round, “Damn.” You laugh, “We really suck at this.”
“You’re not drunk enough. The key to pong is being plastered, okay?” Wren points to the guys across the table, “Well be back for a rematch.”
They laugh, giving a thumbs up and she drags you to the drink table, “Here.” She places two shot glasses on the table top and fills them with a clear liquid, “Cheers to five million!”
“Cheers to five million!” You take your shot and set the glass down, and she instantly refills it, “Oh sweetie, we are just getting started.”
You laugh, taking the second shot, “Okay.” You pour some alcohol into your cup, “Let’s go dance a little bit.”
You dance, go back for more shots, dance some more, get a few more drinks, play some pong - and win, and in between all of that, you were still managing to text Chris.
You so agould hace came,, chrisypjher
You watched the screen as the text bubbles popped up and smiled when his text came through.
Looks like you’re having a damn good night. I would have, but I didn’t have an invite.
You bite your lip, your cup between your knees as you focused on typing as best as you could.
You were drunk, drunk.
Yo u coula have cane wirh me it woulw have bwsn okayu
You lean back, finishing the rest of your drink. You were honestly ready to go home. It’s been a few hours, and within those hours, you partied hard.
It’s okay, ma. I hope you’re having a good time. You deserve it.
You bite your lip, smirking as you reread his text. You were close with the Sturniolo brothers. You grew up down the street from them, so you knew them pretty well.
Your crush on Chris, though, only grew bigger and bigger as the years went on.
Before you can reply, you’re pulled up from your seat, “Come with me!” Wren yells as she pulls you away from your seat.
“What? What’s going on?” You ask confused. The tone in her voice made it seem like something was wrong, “Wren?”
She pulls you away from everyone and turns around, “That girl over there, the-the blonde one with the bow.”
You look over, nodding as you see her, “What about her?” You look back at her, swaying back and forth, you felt like you needed to sit down but the words from Wren’s mouth shocked you, “She likes Chris.”
“What?” You stare at her, “What?”
She nods, “You need to claim him now or else he’ll be gone forever.”
“Don’t say that.” You felt like you could puke, “Are you serious right now?”
She nods, “I over heard her talking to my friend, she said that Chris has been texting her and he really seems interested.”
You glance down at your phone, seeing a Chris from text, “M’gonna ask him.” Wren watches as you bring your phone up.
“What’s her name, Wren?” You look up at her and she shrugs, “I think Leslie or something of that sort? I dunno, I jus’want you to be able to be honest with your feelings with him. You’ve liked him forever.”
A part of you felt like Wren was making this whole thing up just so you would tell him, but then again, the triplets were popular and it is LA that you’re in right now.
“I don’t feel good.” You shake your head, “I need to..” you step back and start walking towards the back patio, “..go outside.”
You walk out, closing the door behind you. To your right, two people were pretty much choking on each other’s tongues and you let out a small huff, walking over to the back of the house more and leaning up against the wall.
You squint your eyes as you try to navigate through the letters on your keyboard as you type out your message.
You stop, realizing when you don’t know what to say. You’re just tapping random letters, “Shit.” You take a deep breath, swiping out of texts and going to your contacts.
You scrolled down to Matt’s contact and his call.
After a few rings, he picks up, “Hey, how’s the party?”
“I-I need you to come get me.”
“Is everything okay? What happened?” Matt asks from the other end, “Y/n?”
“I’m just..” you sigh, “Ready to leave this place.”
“Okay, can you drop your location to me? I don’t know how to get to Wren’s house.”
“Yeah, yeah I can do that.”
“Okay, I’m on my way, can you wait out front?”
“Yeah, I’ll go there now.” You hang up, sending him your location before you walk back in. Wren runs up to you, almost like she completely forgot the news she just delivered, “So good news.”
You sigh, “I’m leaving.”
“Is it because of what I said?”
You shrug, “I just.. drank too much? I think?”
“Whatever, anyway, good news is, she was talking about a different Chris. Apparently this guy is some actor or something, so your Chris is still available.”
You smile slightly, “You need to work on your wording and getting to the point faster.”
“How are you getting home?” She tilts her head as she sips her drink. You hold up your phone, “Matt is coming to get me.”
She nods, “You going to their house?” She smirks, “Where Chris resides. Hmm?”
You roll your eyes, “I guess. Unless he wants to go out of his way, I mean it’s almost one in the morning so.”
“Just bite the bullet, stay at their place.” She perks up, “Fuck I love this song.” She runs away before anything else is said and you shake your head before stumbling to the front door and walking out.
You sit down on the sidewalk outside, looking around as you wait for Matt to roll up.
You look down, gasping quietly when you remember you left Chris on read, “Oh shit.”
Sorty things gor a litle hetiv
Hectic^*
You laugh, shaking your head as you type more.
I’m deubk
You look up as a car pulls up and stops right in front of you. Matt gets out and walks around, “Hey drunkie. Need a ride home?”
You laugh and extend your arm out, indicating you need help up, “Please.” You laugh as he pulls you up and opens the passenger door, “Don’t puke in my car. I just got it cleaned.”
“I’m good, I’m good.” You smile and give him a double thumbs up, “I promise.”
“You better be.” Matt laughs and shakes his head before closing the door. He walks around and gets in, buckling up before looking at you, “Seatbelt, please.”
“Aye aye captain, sir.” You turn, pulling the belt out and laying it over your body. Matt shakes his head, laughing as he starts to drive once he hears the click.
“How was it?” He glances over at you and you sigh, “It was good, really fun, up until Wren had to go and ruin my mood.”
He furrows his brows, “Why did she do that? That wasn’t very nice.”
You scoff, “She told me that some bitch was trying to talk to-“ you stop talking, shaking your head, “Some bitch was causing issues.”
“Issues how?”
You sigh, resting your head back, “Stuff. I think, I don’t know. Wren said she was talking to someone I liked and I got all.. down in the dumps.”
“Who do you like?” Matt asks teasingly and you push his shoulder, “m’not tellin, but you know him.”
Matt knew you liked Chris. Chris was oblivious, even when Matt and Nick would pick on him about how he wouldn’t stop smiling around you.
“I know I do.”
Your head snaps over, “You know I like Chris?”
“I didn’t.” He plays dumb, “But I do now.”
You groan, “Please don’t say anything. Please Matt.”
“I won’t, but you should probably tell him soon.” Matt looks over at you and your heart sinks into your gut, “W-why? Is what Wren said actually true?”
He shrugs and you whine, “Don’t do that. Don’t pretend like this is a game because it’s not.”
“You get whiney when you drink, too much. You know that?” He looks at you and laughs, “I’m kidding. I’m kidding.”
You roll your eyes, fighting back laughter, “Not my fault.”
“Actually-“
You cut him off, “Are you taking me home or to your place?”
“Where do you want to go?” He asks as he stops at a red light, “Either one is fine with me.”
“My house is further than yours and I need a shower.” You sigh and Matt nods, “Yeah, I know that, too.” He laughs and you smack his arm.
“I think I’m getting buzzed just by you sitting next to me, goddamn.” Matt laughs and you shake your head laughing, “Fuck off, Matthew.”
“Oooh, we’re going by full names now, okay.” Matt shakes his head, “Why don’t you text Christopher and tell him what you told me.”
At that moment, your phone buzzes in your lap, a few texts from Chris appearing on your Lock Screen, “I’m not going to tell him that, not yet. But I will tell him how much of a bully you’re being to me right now.”
Matt laughs, “Good luck with that.”
You read down the texts from Chris,
I can tell lol
Is Matt there to get you yet?
Are you coming here or going home?
You bite you lip, concentrating on typing out your message.
I’m wirh Matthew hea being a bulky righy now tho lol alsp coming to youe house
You hit send and look over at Matt, “Does Chris like me too?”
Matt shrugs, “You’ll have to ask him that one yourself.”
“How do you not know?” You scoff, laughing as you look over at him. He shrugs, “I don’t get paid enough to be a matchmaker.”
“We don’t pay you at all?” You laugh and Matt laughs, “Exactly.”
He pulls into the driveway and you let out a sigh, “Fuck.”
“What?” Matt asks as he undoes both seatbelts, “Thought you wanted to come here.”
“I did, I do. I just, am way too drunk for this right now.”
Matt laughs, “Too bad, you’re not sleeping out here. Come on.” He gets out, walking around to open your door. He helps you out, holding onto your arm as you walk up the steps, “Last one.”
You nod, stepping up and standing at the door. You stare at the knob and look at Matt, “Is it locked?”
“No it’s not locked.” Matt laughs, “Get in there, drunkie.”
You laugh as you walk in, gasping when you see Nick heading for the steps, “Nick!”
He turns around, head tilting as his eyes go wide, “Hello?”
You walk up and give him a hug and Matt closes the door, “She’s wasted.”
Nick nods, leaning back, “Yeah, I can smell it, goddamn. How much did you have to drink?”
You start counting on your fingers but you end up laughing, “A lot.”
Nick raises his brows and shakes his head, “So you had a good time?” You nod, “a greeeaate time!” Matt walks up behind you, “Come on. To the bathroom. You need to wash off the night, literally.”
You groan as you follow him, taking your time on the steps. When you look up, Chris is standing there with a smirk, “What’s up, drunkie?”
You roll your eyes, smirking as you make it past the last step, “I am in fact, drunkie.”
“I know, you told me. Multiple times.” Chris laughs and you sigh, “I gotta go wash the night off, literally. Matt’s words, not mine.”
You hold your hands up in defense and lean back, you gasp as you feel like you’re falling but both Matt and Chris reach out for you, grabbing you before you tumble, “Yeah.” Chris nods, “I’ll go get you some water.”
You walk to the bathroom and you can hear Matt and Chris whispering but you pay no attention. You walk into the bathroom and close the door.
You lean against the wall as you reach in to slowly turn the water on. You sigh, pushing yourself up off the wall and take off your dress and everything else.
You step in, closing the door and letting the water fall down all over you. You sway back and forth, humming to yourself as you reach out to grab some of the soap.
You wash your body, then you move to your hair and rinse and you take a few more moments, just standing under the hot water before finally getting out.
You were still drunk, but you already knew you were in for a massive hangover tomorrow, which you dreaded, but it was always worth it.
You wrap the towel around your body, wiping the mirror to check if all of your makeup was off or not, and it was, luckily.
You opened the door and walk out. As you make your way down to the guest room, a voice calls out for you, “Y/n.”
“What?” You turn around, moving to lean against the wall. Matt walks down the hall, “Do you need clothes or anything?”
“I think I have a few things here. If not I’ll come find you.”
He nods, “Okay. If you need anything at all, just yell.”
“Okay.” You laugh and walk to the room. You had a shirt and a pair of sweats here, so you dried off and threw them on.
A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door. You got up from the bed and opened it, “Matt. I’m good.” You spin around and walk back to the bed to lay down.
“I-“
You cut him off, “Actually. I want to talk to you.” You sit up, glancing over at him, “Remember what I said in the car?”
“You said a lot.” He chuckles, “what part exactly?”
“About Chris.” You look over at him, “Matt, I don’t know how to tell him.”
“Tell him what?”
You scoff, “That I like him. Come on, keep up dude.”
You hear him laugh and he brings his hand up to his mouth, “Right, yeah. Sorry.”
“What so funny? Seriously, I feel like I’m going to lose my chance on being with him, like I just want to know if he likes me back, why can’t you just give me that?”
“He does like you.”
“He does?” You snap your head over to him and your heart sinks into your gut, “Oh fuck.”
“Hey.” Chris pushes down his hood and runs his hand over his hair and you shake your head, “I-I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to.. to.. fuck. Drunk me always embarrasses myself.”
You lay your hands over your face and you feel the bed dip down. Chris gently pulls your hands away and tilts your chin up, “Look, I’m just glad that I finally got confirmation.”
He laughs slightly and you smile, “I’m not, like, having a drunk hallucination am I?”
He shakes his head, “No, ma. This is real.”
You were suddenly feeling,. Bold, to say the least. You tilt your head, squinting your eyes, “Prove it.”
Chris smirks, shaking his head as he laughs, “Alright, fine.”
He leans in, cupping your cheek before pressing his lips to yours. Your hand slides up his chest, resting on his neck as your lips move with his.
He leans back slightly, eyes looking into yours, “Did that prove anything?”
You nod your head, “Uh huh. I just hope I remember this tomorrow.”
Chris laugh, “Yeah, me too.” He smiles and nods towards the top of the bed, “Come here.” He moves up, laying down and holding his arms out.
You move up, laying your body on his and his arms wrap around your body, holding onto you tight, “Thanks for drunk texting me.”
You laugh slightly, “drunk or sober, it’s always you.” You tilt your head up and he looks down at you, smiling before pressing a kiss to your lips.
“Good, now get some sleep.” He kisses your head and with that and his embrace, you were out like a light.
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