#chyron

[aunti-christ-ine]

[peopleoflocalnews]

I think I found a couple!

[vxo]

oh gee thanks, SPAMSHINE.

Thank you Microsoft. Thank you for the tiny HEART ATTACK this morning. After installing Windows updates to about two dozen load-bearing systems at work, they each came right back up and restarted all their services properly, no big deal there. What I didn’t realize was that even though they were all back up, on the network, and I could VNC or RDP back in and verify this….. not a one of them was…

[technofeudalism]

a series of carefully arranged mostly local news chyrons

[qqueenofhades]

Best birthday gift everrrrrrrrrr

[hale-my-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Trump Foot In Mouth

[unshrinkingviolets]

Rocz is the first host of Well There's Your Problem to get domesticated because his Affini gives him a computer that will run modded Cities Skylines II without crashing.

[cyaniccy]

Gettin refs ready for artfight starting with this freakk

[nicollekidman]

i do think it’s funny when people’s hatred of taylor swift makes them forget things like. how us news programs are structured

[booasaur]

His career encompasses 20 years in combat zones and disaster and humanitarian relief.

Something I learned in these last seven months is that when children get war-related amputations, they need further surgeries as they grow.

I'd read it on Twitter so I looked it up to confirm (and it's true) but a lot of the search results were hospitals and doctors trying to explain the process to parents and what to tell their children, what kind of care they'd need after, how prosthetics would work.

I just saw this adorable little baby on Twitter (you can click to view the video, it's not gory, he's just a super serious little dude)

and I thought, fleeing from Rafah must be one of the most traumatizing dangerous situations you could be in right now as a healthy adult, let alone a baby with multiple amputations in famine conditions.

There are no working hospitals to speak of in Gaza, healthcare workers keep being killed off, aid keeps being blocked, many of the amputees have no one to look after them, there's still constant bombing and shelling and shooting.

UNICEF reported 1,000 child amputees by the end of November.

[peopleoflocalnews]

Must have been an eggstraordinary situation.

[arachnesnest]

[otsukare-katsukare]

im thinking about hangman's missing lower thirds and making myself sad

[chamomileteainabuttercup]

Variation: AU in which Steve and Eddie are at least friends before the beginning of the 1985-6 school year and this silliness takes place during a tryout game in August-September or something to determine whether the Party boys are bad enough dudes to join the Hellfire Club. The key thing is, Gareth, Jeff and Sir Not Named In This Show are all in on it and staunchly pretending this sort of thing is perfectly normal by high school rules. All their characters think this terrible overpowered creature of Steve's is awesome and suck up to him constantly.

Both Dustin and Lucas are getting very suspicious about all this (they both like Steve of course and he's Dustin's BFF but clearly this is not natural) but Mike's bullshit detector is deactivated by how incredibly cool he thinks Eddie is and so, swallowing down bile, he does his level best to play along. And to act like his big sister's cheeseball of a super-Ewok-playing ex-boyfriend is cool too. If it kills him.

At some point Dustin and Lucas (seeing Mike as a lost cause by this point) call for a time-out and go off for a whispered consultation before returning in high dudgeon (Dudgeon & Dragons) to officially Call Shenanigans. They're expecting Eddie to blow up at them and throw them out but they're simply not going to take it. Instead he cracks up laughing and everyone else applauds, full standing ovation.

"Congratulations," Eddie declares, rising from behind his screen and sweeping a bow before throwing them each a club teeshirt, "you saw through my evil plan and proved yourselves true heroes this day. Welcome to Hellfire Club."

Poor Mike is sitting there scarlet-faced with his world crumbling around him, feeling like an idiot, but he gets hit in the chest with a balled-up teeshirt too and Eddie gives him a wink and says "You get in for being a good sport," killing him instantly.

Steve is, as you can imagine, insufferable about it - yet strangely not around very much and he and Eddie always seem to be missing at the same time.

Steve finally agrees to participate in D&D but only because he’s decided to be a shit and play a character who is an Ewok with the serial numbers filed off. He’s allowed to do this because a) Eddie will pretty much let him do anything he wants, including inventing a new species completely inappropriate for the setting of the campaign, as long as he joins in (and plays footsie with him under the table), b) he persuaded Eddie that the fun of annoying the kids this much while both pretending to think this is perfectly legitimate will outweigh any shame he may feel as a DM who’s normally something of a stickler for the rules, c) for maximum annoyance, he’s done a lot of planning and preparation with Eddie and is actually playing pretty well. No one notices at first because the idea is so doofy. They all just sit there making flehmen reaction faces at him while Eddie is giggling behind his little screen.

Lady Applejack forms an alliance with Steebo and soon they’re unstoppable.

[dancedance-resolution]

if any of you guys are wondering if the rnc is as disturbing as you imagine…..yes, and then some!

[mintyalters]

Name : Chyron Nyimms

Nickname : N/A

Typing quirk : uses emojis in place of words

Gender Identity : Agender

Pronouns : Ne/Nim

Sexual Attraction : Ace

Romantic Attraction : Aro

Platonic Attraction : Abro

Extra :

Height : 5'4

Age : 7.5 sweeps

Species : Troll (hs)

Religion : Jewish

Extra :

Source : OC Fictive

Source talk : sure

Doubles : n/a

Source mates : sure

Extra :

Main role : N/A

Secondary role : Nonverbality holder

Subsystem : The mint system

Title : Squishy

Relationship Status: N/A

Quads? ♦️ only

Looking? No

Partner(s) : N/A

Pet names? No

Flirting? No

Sexual talk? Ew no

Other :