#cishet dude…

[tsukasalover]

im going to start taking dance classes on monday and i Really dont want to (i dont know how to dance) (and im not good at it. At all)

[realstrap]

05/13/2024

‼️needed ASAP!!!‼️

Hey, so one of my coworkers at my job just quit this week and management off loaded all their hours on to me bc our department is short staffed

I now have multiple full shifts this week with no food for lunches! I've been skipping meals at work due to lack of funds and my body really can't take it anymore! I need to be able to feed myself.

I need $180 for groceries for my lunches plus household toiletries, I'm having a real rough time before I get paid, pls lend a hand if you Can!!

CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen

VM: wildwotko

Dm 4 PP

[psymachine]

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[johannestevans]

i'm a simple man. i see mark wahlberg is in a movie and i think. jesus wept. anything but that

[bicolor-art]

ok one last cringetober prompt before i drop off the face of the earth again <3 day 24 is my little pony!! please enjoy this drawing of the og dyke horses

[diospore]

Yknow if my cishet older brother can get that transmascs are erased and not given any representation and that's fucked up and not a sign of "privilege" then I think that it's pretty easy to understand if you take more than five seconds to think about it.

[handweavers]

gotta be honest like i don't really get the thing where being accepted as a guy in a group of cishet guys feels super gender affirming because in my experience the way they generally connect with other men as a group is by saying something like 'damn women are fucking crazy just stepping on my nutsack constantly as i get beaten into submission haahaa amirite' in somebody's living room while drinking beer that tastes like shit. only time ive really enjoyed having a 'guy' conversation was when me and this married straight dude got so into discussing the themes and mechanics of metal gear solid 3 in front of his wife n his eyes started shining and he kept staring at me the rest of the night but that kind of situation is a regular tuesday night in my gayboy group chat so idk man

[zackieboyo]

o shit my hand slipped and i accidentally screenshotted and uploaded proof that Edd Gould did not see the characters as anything but fictional and didn't view himself as the Edd character just as everyone else on the team didn't view themselves as their fictional characters oopsiee!!

context: if you have trouble reading tone, he's clearly being sarcastic here, and poking fun at the assholes ripping the kid who posted this(admittedly funny, but harmless) "emo edd" vid, 16 years ago in 2008 when Edd Gould would have been 19 years old, just bc they saw Gould as his character which Gould clearly did not agree with, as shown here. So if you're ever getting told by people you're "disrespecting his legacy" by making poc headcanons or making the men kiss each other, just know those people clearly don't care abt what Gould actually thought :)

[drbtinglecannon]

The way I feel about Shuro's crush on Falin is probably the same way fujoshis feels when a girl gets in the way of their yaoi ship

Like hey excuse me sir Falin and Marcille are trying to be lesbians here can you fucking leave

[the-crime-of-silliness]

sending love to all trans selfshippers, nb selfshippers, GNC selfshippers, unlabelled selfshippers, selfshippers with confusing/nonconventional genders, ect! we love you guys!!

[torchickentacos]

i will always shout praises of bi4bi but given recent discourse I feel the need to say that I love bi4het too! I just love bisexuality in general in its many forms, and anyone who only likes it when it's 'queer enough' for them is biphobic. Bisexuals should be able to bring their LaMe CiShEt BoYfRiEnD to pride without being made to feel like spectators and outsiders to their own event.

[nho-jungle]

i think some of you need to stop calling men "fruity" when they start having fun with their appearance. because really most of you mean "faggot", but. like. in a progressive way, or something,

[punkeropercyjackson]

'You're upsetting/angering/erasing people who say Percy is a bisexual man by headcanoning she's a trans woman who hates men!!!'

[skitskatdacat63]

I'm not built for watching movies w straight dudes cause I can't say the things I want to say like, "James Bond would benefit from puppy play," "He should seduce a man next," "If I made a Bond film, I'd have him infiltrate a bdsm club as a sub" etc etc.

[constantvariations]

Imma take a moment and just appreciate the fact that the UHC assassin was a white dude and thus the cops can't use this incident as an excuse to escalate their harassment of black and brown folk