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and if i made a comic about them making a blog for the weird demon dog they found in the woods just because they are being brainwashed by it and it told them they need to spread the word of what word they don’t even fucking know?
#i really won’t do it since 1 i don’t know how to make comics and 2 i don’t have time to do it and i’m busy#but i could try it maybe idk just because i’m bored and would be my first comic i guess#i don’t wanna do my finals#kino art#like it totally was smile who find them and that dog probably has another name in my au with them totally isn’t smile her name#and the first one of course to seem very convincingly manipulated was nina since it was her idea taking the dog. but also#jeff since he like it at the end even if it was a weird ass looking dog#so nina got brainwashed don’t know how because the freaking dog is weird and she said hey…#and if we made a blog for her? and jeff so weirded out and be like… why? and she’s like well i don’t know would be funny scare people#so still unconvinced smile had to dig into jeff’s brain also manipulate him and be like yeah alright maybe we should#so they went kill some college student stole their car and stuffs. they aren’t the most intelligent killers#oh but nina knows how to drive. jeff no won’t even try because he knows he would drive them both to their deaths. he so would#so yeah nina does know (kinda) how to drive so it’s all cool. jeff gets to use the stolen computer and don’t care if he deletes everything#and same for the phone but since he never got an iphone or any advanced phone nina teaches him how to use the new stolen phone#so uhhhh yeah got a bit far from that. they hacked the computer (they didn’t it was their luck it didn’t have a password)#so their dumbasses were like wait… what we were gonna do and then was like oh yeah! the blog!#they went back to the freaking dog took a very ugly picture in some abandoned house they will stay there for a while#since they were homeless for now. anyways took the picture of the demon dog and used it for#their blog and yeah did it scare some people thinking wow that’s a good photoshop but no one knew was a real haunted picture#and jeff be like hey… let’s send the photo to scare the friends of the person we killed and both they be like hehe alright that’s funny#at the end well they did enjoy making the stupid blog and scaring people with the picture they thought it wasn’t real and just a bad prank#from the… real demon dog they literally own (in reverse the roles here to be honest but they are stupid they don’t know)#while not knowing what even is that picture causing around the internet aaand… probably just probably they cursed to death some people#but for now they are too happy they have a job at least. with smile just watching them#lol this is too stupid WHATEVR#i would be a happy child in me while writing all of this shit in class idgaf#creepypasta#jeff the killer#nina the killer#smile dog
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studying for my coding test that is on tuesday and that contains 3 months worth of material looking like this
#why the fuck did i choose this class#its an ADVANCED LEVEL WHY AM I THERE I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CODING#this shit is making me want to write a fuckien anon 4chan post format#be me#school tells me to choose a class course#damn okay?#have no idea whats going on#everyone from my class is choosing the politics class#half the people from my class hate me and i hate the other half#decide not to go there#choose the computer class because 1. no one else is going there 2. im into that ig#two years later#fuck my life#hellz talkz
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there's two kinds of university professors and they are "i take attendance every class, if you're sick you need to tell me a day before, you can only miss three classes per semester" and "hey i noticed you haven't been to class at all in the past two months, are you handling the coursework okay? feel free to ask me if you have any questions!"
#ahhh my computational linguistics professor. he actually said the second one word-for-word to me#anyways too bad my current class is taught by prof no.1 bc i am in pain but i already missed a few classes and i dont wanna miss too many#🌌
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Blast Off! Performed live in San Diego last fall! 🫶
#weezer#rivers cuomo#songs from the black hole#sftbh#i forced my boyfriend to record this becuSe i’m quite short so i couldn’t see right#i’m just so small and petite!!!! >.<#brian bell#patrick wilson#scott shriner#anyways#i got no 1 agnetha listener on airbuds. she’s one of the singers from ABBA#im a big abba fan too! i was wondering what kinda music you guys listen to#i like laufey tons; she interacted with me once on twitter and it’s my greatest feat#UVE BEEN A FAN SINCE 2020 🙄#tch…. posers.#o ya! back to school starting soon too#i’m taking 5 ap classes; seminar; apush; apes#and ap pre clac and ap physics#i wasn’t gonna do APES originally but i kinda have to bc i have no other options :( i like computer science so i wanted to do that but the#class was full; it’s okay though since i can do it next year !#not end of the world :3 but !!!! also$!!! i’m taking my permit test today#retake cuz i kinda had a panic attack the first time😭 i felt like i was gonna die.#it’s okay! i’m amazing. and im gonna do great on it
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AUGH
#Robin processes emotions on main#so for my honors project I HAVE to print out copies of my poetry chapbook. and I HAVE to do it with the Official Campus Print System.#and the Official Campus Print System only prints things that are made using PROPRIETARY DESIGN SOFTWARE#that not ONLY would I have to pay multiple tens of dollars a month for#it isn't even compatible with my computer apparently.#WHAT IF I JUST DROPPED OUT OF THE HONORS PROGRAM RIGHT NOW. WHAT THEN. WHAT WOULD THEY DO ABOUT IT#SIIIIIIIIGH#I hate not knowing what I'm doing!!!#I don't usually get angry at anything but this is making me angry because it's so POINTLESS#just let me print my stupid poetry book in PEACE 😭 I'd even bind it myself if I had to!!!#I would actually be seriously considering dropping out of honors right now except for 3 things#1) I do want to finish writing this chapbook. I do want to physically produce it (though I'm frustrated with the requirements for that).#2) I'm working with my favorite professor on this project and I don't want to give up that experience#and 3) if I lost these 2 credits it would mean I'd have to take a whole nother semester of a summer class. and pay for it. yikes.
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spotify fucking sucks download your favorite music from a sketchy yt to mp3 site or buy it to download like us normal people.
#im making this post bc my class is freaking out ab their spotify wrapped#and like#who cares#“spotify is free!1!1!!1!1” no? it really isn't#sure the download is free and the site/computer app is *fine* but on mobile it's borderline unusable to me#you want to listen to skyrim ost? how about we give you some witcher? and like#the witcher ost is great too but i wanna listen to skyrim ☹️ and the fact you can't loop shit and are forced to stay on shuffle#its just not a good service
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this is going to sound like a humblebrag and i dont mean it to be. whatever, who cares, anyway, okay-- i can type 150+ wpm and watching people typing responses in sl/ack can be so frustrating to me b/c i just want an answer now. im cycling between 15 email threads and 84 tabs pleaaaaase hurry it up.

#allowing myself 1 whiny baby moment today ty#i only know 1 other person who types this fast - a childhood friend#and we'd race each other in middle school computer class lmao#iirc my friends average around 60-88 wpm? idk what the averages are i never looked them up. this is my 1 skill.#xantalks
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the way I almost sent my work laptop crashing to the ground at speed was both an accident and kind of appropriate
#I'm TIRED of this grandpa#nobody in our group is feeling the upcoming training/class#telomirage.txt#lmao I got another '[redacted] agent has detected that this computer should be rebooted' notification. absolutely the fuck not#LEAVE ME ALONE. every time I get one of these an angel loses its wings#sometimes it forces me to reboot AT LEAST EIGHT TIMES IN A DAY#you can wait!!! also sometimes the updates that get forced down from corporate break our equipment lol#one time it took our main [redacted] out for an entire shift of production and I was only able to solve the problem thanks to one (1)#article I found on [redacted] vault by accident#at that point it was 10 pm and three of us working on it got up and left 😂😭
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Oh yeah yesterday I went to my C programming professor's office hours to ask about what's being covered in class tomorrow. Since I can't go bc of my PT appointment overlapping with it & I'm apparently the kind of student that cares about attending every single class now.
While I was there, I ended up chatting with him about a few things, including my current standing in the class. He asked what I got on the midterm exam, & I answered it was an 87, and he told me I was one of the top 5 or 6 scores in the Whole Class (this being a like. Maybe 70 or so person class). Top score was a 92 or 93 (idr lol) & the class average was a 72. Apparently there were a few of us in the upper 80s/lower 90s, but most people got 70s or lower. And once he does the curve on the exam, he said I'd probably end up with a 97 or so on the exam. So yay!!!
And then he told me how he's noticed how I come to class every day and am really active with taking notes and answering questions. Bc I also sit up front all the time lmao. Hadn't even realized how much of a damned teacher's pet I've been being, but I've been Trying to be a good student this year. But he said I was the type of student that if I got an 88% or smth in the class, he'd likely bump me up to a 90% so I'd get an A lol. But he also said so long as I keep up with how I have been, I could possibly get a 100% in the class by the end (bc I've been there for all the extra credit questions in class and whatever).
And just. I went there bc I wanted to make sure I didn't miss anything important in class on Wednesday, and I ended up having my ego stroked for Real. Felt good to have my efforts be recognized.
#speculation nation#now if only i could care that much for my web coding class. but oh well im still keeping up even if its a reluctant shamble much of the time#other stuff we talked about was how im graduating this semester & how i plan to stay in indiana to work#bc i have family here & i like the relatively low cost of living. & im not particularly ambitious.#just wanna make enough money to live comfortably. dont need anything fancy beyond that.#& he talked about how that's a good outlook in life. how he's known ppl who went to fuckin silicon valley or whatever#with high paying jobs. but the cost of living is so high that theyre effectively not making much more money than here#he said smth about like. a $70k salary has just as much strength here than a $120k salary there. smth around those#& he praised me on how i seem genuine and hard-working. so he thinks im gonna do just fine in the industry 🥺🥺🥺#i kinda wanted to keep chatting with him but i had to go to bowling class lol. ended up late to it even#bc i checked my phone for the time while chatting and went Oh Fuck bc it wss 1 min after the class started hfkshfks had to rush off then#but yeah makes me feel very nice about that class. i think it rly is my favorite class this semester.#web programming is pretty rewarding and im glad im taking it. but i was basically a complete newbie in html css and javascript#so ive spent quite a lot of time wanting to tear out my fucking HAIR over these labs. b4 it clicks and im like Haha yayy :3#i like C programming bc it's just so much more logical and regimented. it IS the language that got me to give up my engineering degree#since i was thinking about computer engineering. took my first coding class freshman year. and went 'i love this. i want to do CS now'#didnt do that obviously. but im happy where ive ended up. i wouldnt wanna be a programmer lol#and then my quality engineering in IT class. it's certainly engaging. it's the class i constantly have presentations in tho#had Another one this morning. blah! good to keep in practice but i still dont rly enjoy public speaking lmao#probably the most work intensive of my classes. interesting but Blegh#C programming i just keep up with the labs and do the exams and it's wonderful... so logical and comforting...#oh yeah web programming i also have a few presentations. also gotta fucking. code my project pages by next week 😭😭😭#i think it's just the html and css? no javascript yet. thank god. javascript is by far the hardest to learn#but css is so finicky too!!!! ive been struggling with trying to move these fucking input boxes around#i wanna have them on the right!! but they wont go there!!! gotta poke at it more. at least i managed to finish building the form.#still have to finish the lab tho. that was due 2 days ago. lol. also have another one due sunday. AND the project pages. gah!!!#they havent even graded the wireframes yet. i wanted their feedback b4 proceeding to coding >:( oh well#anyways yeah..im keeping busy lol
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honestly i want to keep studying kanji so bad and i feel worse about it bc i was able to do school and work and everything else AND kanji last semester. but this semester is harder.
#heroically speaking#making this post and then. going to do schoolwork.#last semester was like 1 real class and 2 computer skills type classes which. for me. are easy as hell.#this semester though#2 real classes and one computer. fucking me up apparently!
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Tbh the strangest and most concerning thing about kids that I’ve observed get steadily worse is how these kids just…don’t know how to use a computer???
Like if you put a 12-15 year old kid and my 50 something year old mom next to each other and asked them to copy and paste using a computer, both would look at me like a deer in headlights!!
And yes I know some of this is because schools just don’t really have computer classes anymore (like I had ones that taught “proper” typing, Microsoft office programs like Word and PowerPoint, etc.) but like??? Every school I’ve been to so far has had computers for students so they’re all on devices all the time yet still don’t know how to use them.
Hell, they barely know how to type a URL in! Like! Huh! I’m genuinely concerned about them not knowing how to use a computer properly and how they use it so freely without proper thought and care as to what they put out into the world.
#meows#SORRY teacher rant#and before you go well then just make your work paper#1. their handwriting is on level with their reading scores (3rd grade or lower)#and 2. the main class I teach has a program that’s only online#that I’m required to make them use#and tbh for my two ela classes most of my stuff IS paper#except bell ringers that’s online#it’s just scary how their media literacy is on par w their computer skills#I even try to add visual instructions to help them#but next day boom gone#I have kids who still ask how to copy and paste their assignments#into the turn in box even tho it’s a daily assignment they do#and so theoretically they should be copying and pasting each day#and yet!
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why do i own so many water bottles and why are half of them on my floor
#additionally we also have (all on my floor):#three shoes (one pair and one other??)#history class binder#sketchbook + pencil#“where he can't find you” by darcy coates (have not read yet but looks fire)#three socks (none of them match)#ukulele#jeans#bag of skittles#nine different bags shoved in the corner bc i have no storage#computer charger#tiny trash can#“that was then this is now” which i still need to read and is probably overdue from the library#pencil case that should be in my backpack#korean notes#more jeans#do it for johnny shirt#paper plate awards (“sassy but classy”)#sweater i crochet and wore one (1) time#red sox hat nationals hat orioles hat many baseball hats#phone charger#giant crochet duck i made in three hours#yap yap yap i love yapping#a
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i mean re: ipad kids not actually learning how to use computers i think its a combination of 1) kids not being born knowing how to do stuff like i didn't know a lot of basic stuff abt computers until i started using mine to do enough things that i ended up with weird bugs i needed to fix, 2) software companies intentionally making their systems more opaque so the user has less and less obvious agency and things are more hidden, like the only reason i even know that you can clean the junk left over from installs beyond deleting the application is that i spent two days trying to figure it out after i installed avast on bad info, and 3) straight up misinformation from the most prominent people in the tech industry and new tech worshippers in general. like if you trust apple tech support you'll end up believing a lot of wrong things about how computers work but you won't realize that unless you happen to be told by someone or find a search result of people discussing the real mechanics. i do think the solution is better computer education but for the moment youre not gonna get that or even get that considered in schools, what you need to do is teach that 12 yr old how to use qbittorrent yourself.
#c.paradisi#which has kinda always been how it worked? i had computer classes in school and they were not comprehensive#my main education was as stated 1) figuring out how to fix my computer when i fucked it up and 2) people telling me i could do X if i did#ALSO the majority of people arent that tech savvy. they know how to send emails and download files but thats about it#they have for generations this isnt new and as stated tech companies have a vested interest in keeping it that way
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Stayed up past midnight (usually sleep at 10) just to call dibs on the spring classes I wanted
#and i got them!#it was only 2 classes but 1 of them is english 101#so i wanted to snatch up a nice 11am full-term class#the other is exclusively online and it’s math for computer science#not technically required but it means one of the elective requirements and it’s applicable to my degree#i’m probably gonna regret taking a second class alongside english but it’s fiiiiiiiine#(english is simultaneously my strongest subject and my worst class)#(it’s the executive dysfunction paired with hyperlexia)#(i either finish the book in one sitting or i’m studying sparknotes before the test)#(research essays are hell on earth but i can write a damn good short story or poem)#(i have failed multiple english classes because i just burnout from the essays and the reading)#(but it’s my only english requirement so if i can just get through one semester then i can be done with it once and for all)
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i have a course where we have to send a homework to the prof by e-mail every week and then we get a short feedback from him. last week i didn't get any feedback so i asked him briefly during this week's homework whether he got my mail. now the dude said he didn't get it and “in dubio pro reo”, i'm allowed to “miss” class twice anyway like in face-to-face seminars and maybe it's in his spam folder. and like??? there is no fucking “dubio”. the mail is in my sent-folder. it was sent. i didnt "miss” class. if you think it could be in your spam folder…then..…just check if it is?????? bro how am i supposed to make sure now that he gets my homework in the future?? just check your spam regularly like normal ppl. boy i hate incompetence
#its the old ass horrible prof who only owns a 90s computer with no internet access btw#he uses his (poor) wives computer to go on the internet#oh and also with this homework he said i was correct but then subtly complained that i wrote too much (i wrote a short paragraph even thoug#his question could be answered with 1 sentence but i thought thats dumb to send just that) BUT THEN he complained to the other#girl from that class that she should have written more (she only wrote that one sentence that answered his question).#dude just decide what the fuck you want#personal#i have to worry about so much shite right now i hate also having to worry about things that are other ppls responsibilty
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the usamerican school system is insane what do you MEAN once a month the parents go see the teacher to hear their child reduced to a list of numbers charts and color coding that doesn't mean shit
#m#''your child scored a 20/40 in coloring and completed 2 punchcards. on 19 days she got her behaviour all they way to pink!#but unfortunately she received two claps of thunder this week so she lost her recess. she is six years old.''#verbtimg the interview i just had (minus the very last part)#what do you MEAN punchcards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111#what do you MEAN she named 4 out of 8 uppercase letters so she's on the 60% percentile for her age and will need extra classes!!!!!!!!!!!#what do you MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHY DO YOU TALK ABOUT A CHILD LIKE IT'S A COMPUTER IN BETA TESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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