Amy.
Phone call.
Work.
" well. Bye. I ll send you that report on Monday. "
Nameless stranger quasi co worker ( idiot fuck witt dippshit ).
" yeah I ll send you that follow up report by Tuesday . So have a good weekend and maybe I ll see you at the after party or the wine tasting. So . Ok. Have a good one. Bye bye. So long. "
Amy. : " hey bye. So long...
Phone call ends ?
" you fucking dippshit waste of space cock bangle dippshit fart wizard. "
Silence.
Me. Are you off the phone when you say that stuff. ( in my head ).
Me. : " are you off the call when you say that stuff? "
Amy. Mumble mumble mumble.
" I don't fuckn know. "
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'Hylian with the Pearl Earring'
Saw Zelda's new jewelry in the most recent Tears of the Kingdom trailer and legit was the first thought I had in my head,,,,,,
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used book buying adventures
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Cross: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Horror: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Error: Drunk.
Killer: Wasted.
Dust: Dead.
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Doctor Who Historical Episodes that Should exist:
Some are people, and others are events
Please correct me if these do exist in episode/audio form : )
Guy Fawkes
Robert Burns
Duck Turpin
Burke and Hare
The Trojan Horse
Mummification in Ancient Egypt
The Stone Age
The Origins of April Fools Day
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so fucking. wiped by today lol. I GOTTA WASH THIS SHIT OUT MY HAIR. kdgnkdfgn and turn my computer off it sounds like its dying. which is a shame cause everyhting i love in the world is on here.
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i read a play for my drama class and i payed money for it. and i dont wanna say this but it wouldve been good if the playwright went off of social media while writing it and also maybe talked to some 12 year olds. the big dramatic speeches read to me like bad activist poetry on tumblr circa 2018.
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Me like a minute ago darn I was so sure this character was going to turn out to be aware cat look at all the symbolism but I guess not
Literally right now it's revealing that she is in fact a whale creature probably just a werewolf but it's it's still could be werecat
Finally. An actual God damn werecreature
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