#classy heaux

[belle-ame-amira]

seductive, sensual and sexual, but never easy

[russianxfemme]

Date #2 with pot.. the generosity is insane 😌🧿✨

Blessed as fuck😌

[aspencavalli]

Classy Heaux📲✨😻🌹

https://sextpanther.com/AspenCavalli/

[lilly-onthevalley]

☁️

[ricadiosa]

elevated.🥂

[ohhsugardoll]

[heauxforhoran]

I gotta say I am beyond jealous of your URL. My name is JoAnn, so of course my wild drunk alter ego is HoAnn, and when I first came to tumblr I loved how people spelled it Heaux. A classy ho, obviously! Why didn't I think of putting Heaux in my URL? Oh well, I guess you win! ❤️😉

HoAnn has me SCREAMIN, I got on Tumblr with every intention of only lurking after carpool karaoke with a completely different username. But, you know, here we are five years later after a newly learned gifing skill, one sometimes update account participant and a rebrand as Niall's (self appointed) number one heaux. So you just have to ride the Tumblr ride where it takes you, and by the looks of it you're doing amazing!

[charismaandcashmere]

who i am, who i’ve been

I started this blog from a place of hurt, resentment, and frustration. Resentment towards myself for stifling my desires for a more “luxe” life, more romance, more attention and affection. Also resentment towards myself for not knowing how to communicate these things I needed. Resentment towards my family and this weird society at large for such limiting, conflicting ideas about female sexuality and what makes a “good woman.”

When I started this blog, I lived in Europe, and felt disenchanted with my marriage. I didn’t know how to communicate with my husband, and I was feeling some kind of regret about getting married fairly early. I’d walked the streets in different countries, encounter men who I found amazingly attractive, and regret getting married with so little sexual experience. I also resented my husband, a man who never really had a problem asking for what he wanted; attention, errands ran, sex—but couldn’t quite figure how to love me. Rather, find out how to communicate his love for me in a way I could understand. I’ve never asked for much materially, because I wanted to be a “good woman.” My ring is modest, we didn’t have a wedding, just got married at the courthouse and went to the hotel down the street for our honeymoon. I also just felt ugly and unrefined.  I still dressed like I was college most of the time.

I started reading blogs from sugar babies, escorts, and various other kept women. This blog was my place for me to learn about the world of women who get over on men. Women who don’t interact with men unless they are getting something out of it. I liked that energy. So different, shameless, and selfish from what I have been taught for years and years. Not only were they getting money, gifts, trips, and whatever else from men, but they knew so much. Etiquette, grooming, “leveling up,” being a classy and elegant woman. Pulling it all together.

But more than that, there were words for why I was so frustrated in my marriage. The major imbalance of emotional and household labor, feeling like I had to beg the person who asked me to marry him to actually care about me. But I’ve had to face the fact that the reason I wasn’t getting what I wanted out of my relationship was me. I wasn’t being honest with myself. Too embarrassed to say what I wanted. To say that I wanted to be this kind of woman among certain family or friends would not have gone so well a few years ago.

That was around 2016-2018.

The best heaux blogs focus(ed) on being the best version of yourself. Always wanting more for yourself, regardless of your vocation. There are a surfeit of book recommendations, tips, tricks, and advice on to polish your presence. But in the last year or so, the glamour has worn off, I think. Some SBs have written about their dangerous experiences, and life in general is just an even larger clusterfuck on this planet. Maybe it’s that, maybe it’s just that I’ve aged out of wanting to live vicariously through other women.

I’ve binge-watched a lot of relationship advice videos, and while I am sometimes annoyed at how most such advice is geared towards women, (the imbalance of emotional labor in relationships strikes again) I have learned lot from them. The importance of authenticity and not hiding who you are or what you desire in a relationship. Especially in a long term committed relationship or a marriage.

I’m getting better at asking for what I want. (It’s a hassle, as I always worry about being a nuisance to people) I’m better at understanding what my triggers are and checking in with myself to assess if something is actually wrong or if I’m being triggered by feelings of unworthiness. And I’m becoming more shameless about what I want; comfort, (as much comfort as I can muster with my general anxiety and frustration at the state of the world, but I’m not getting into politics right now) a delightful sex life, and artistic pursuits. I can see the good and bad about my introversion/loner status. I was proud of my ability to go on about life with little interaction with others, now I have a strong desire for a close group of friends.

On a semi-related note, I’m also more curious about whatever lies beyond. A few years ago, I was a staunch atheist. But I grew to love going to churches, mainly for the history architecture, but also, overtime, the “vibe.” Now, I’m a lot less skeptical of the possibility of “something else” out there. Will I ever return to traditional, patriarchal religion? Probably not. But I’m currently learning about tarot, diving a bit in astrology, and learning about different practices. I suppose I’m still an atheist, just someone who enjoys the history, information, and ideas surrounding metaphysics and the occult.

I’m not sure why I felt compelled to write this. I know I need to write more, and I may start posting some things on here. But I hope I gave some followers some perspective on what this blog is about.

Be curious, be shameless, be true.

[heirbudachives]

Ship! For Delilah and priscilla

who throws things in a fight ? probably priscilla? i know she’s a criminal and mafia capoman and all but she’s kind of classy? so i don’t think she would actually throw anything around her.

who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ? delilah most likely because priscilla does not see her family as supportive people. she’d rather stay at home and binge watch things with a tub of ice cream. OR, alternatively, go out and party just to get wasted.

who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? definitely not priscilla. she isn’t really a kids kind of gal. especially in her business. she can’t risk it. plus she lacks basic maternal instincts.

who is more adverse to physical contact ? probably priscilla. at least at first she’d be hesitant.

who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? priscilla just hates everyone.

who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? uhm... priscilla might be indifferent but i can see delilah being like 👀 about priscilla’s... i mean they’re a family of criminals. 

who is most likely to leave when things get rough ? hmm, maybe delilah. only because i can see priscilla like standing her ground. but i can also see her wanting to leave to avoid saying anything she’d regret.

who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ? delilah. i’m pretty sure priscilla has no intention on telling delilah about her real job.

who is more likely to cheat ? i’m so sorry... but priscilla. but not for like.. romance reasons. like for business. LOL her heart would never cheat.

who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? oh, i don’t know. priscilla? she’s a heaux who’s had a lot of hookups so.

who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? i think prisclla is most likely to dislike the other’s friends. she doesn’t like people very much.

who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? delilah. again, priscilla doesn’t like to be that social.

who is most likely to be dishonest ? priscilla obvs.

who is more emotionally closed off and how does this affect their partner ? priscilla. ofc. and it probably creates a lot of distrust between the two of them.

who is the dessert person ? not priscilla! she’s more of a savory food lover. 

who hates/dislikes oral sex ? perhaps neither. priscilla is all for it. she loves both to give and receive.

[kawaiipanda]

I’m a Savage...

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[laylabahiti]

HSHQTASK005: A REFLECTION 

i originally posted this task in march 2017, so almost 3 years ago (wow). i already regret looking at this old one lmao

001. name / age / pronouns

2017: xee / twenty / she, her 2020: xee / twenty-three / she, her — fun fact, mine and evy’s bdays are 2 days apart #taurussquad

002. which character(s) do you play?

2017: my complicated af beaN layla. idek what’s going on with her at this point. 2020: i’m screaming i can’t believe i thought 2017 layla was complicated. i had no idea what was to come. i picked up biel not long after that. also had katalina aka brucey’s wifey n i miss her. juliana is a fairly recent addition and, i’m about to spill the beans, a glücksburg is coming.

003. nationality / ethnicity / timezone

2017: american / lots of white european and the other half o’ me is ashkenazi jewish / right now i’m back and forth between pst and mst. homeland is mst though. 2020: obvs nothing has changed except no more back and forth with timezones. strictly mst now.

004. tell us a bit about your  home state.

2017: it’s the first day of spring and we almost reached 100 degrees F :’) we don’t really have autumn or spring here tho. it’s either hot as balls summer or frozen. no in between. like, as soon as temps get below 70 F people break out their jackets. 2020: welcome to the desert, “it’s a dry heat”

005.  favourite color / fruit / season

2017: green / honeydew melon / spring 2020: still green and all its shades / tbh idk how i chose a fave fruit bc i raaarely eat it but bananas and watermelon too / “spring”

006. favourite books + writer whose writing style you admire the most

2017: this isn’t a fair question smh. i have too many titles and names going through my head at once to answer this. 2020: still no fave so i’m just gonna answer this with what i’m currently reading. it’s called suffer strong and it popped up on my insta feed last week (big brother is listening and they know i’m a stressed mf) cheese moment: i admire all ur writing styles :~)

007. what kinda music do you listen to + any fave bands / musicians

2017: listen to a lil bit of everything. these ‘favorite’ questions are difficult for me to answer 2020: same answer tho i grew up listening to the eagles so they hold a special place in my heart n soul. i get to go see them in a couple months (hopefully w my dad) and i’m v excited

008. what are you doing for a living / what are you studying?

2017: lmAO well rn i work in the kitchen of a gas station (sah classy). 2020: went from working in the store to working in corporate *finger guns* apparently i never said what i was studying but i was still in school then. justice studies with a minor in military leadership and certifications in human rights and socio-legal studies. then i studied astrophysics with minors in cyber intel + security and math for a semester, but i didn’t want any more debt ajskdf

009. what’s your dream occupation?

2017: IDK but it has to involve happiness and a nice salary. i have to feed my zoo somehow. 2020: what r dreams lmao

010. relationship status

2017: single then. single now. single forever. 2020: every time i think about putting myself out there, something happens. i don’t have time to date atm

011. coffee, tea or hot chocolate?

2017: it depends on the weather. if it’s cold i’ll have hot chocolate. i usually drink tea at meals whenever though. 2020: i blame my work for all the coffee i drink now, but still all of the above. 

012. dream holiday destination?

2017: santorini 2020: honestmeme....where the hell did i pull santorini from. idk i was supposed to go to iceland for study abroad last year but yknow i withdrew from the university. i still wanna go tho

013. the thing you’re most proud about yourself

2017: not afraid to stand up for myself + others 2020: young me made it sound noble but honestly i’ll put ppl in their place, i don’t have patience anymore jakdas. but tbh right now i guess it’s my perseverance? life has been shitty for a few months but u gotta keep on truckin’

014. tell us a bit about your family!

2017: goD they’re nuts. i’m the middle child out of all my siblings but the youngest on my dad’s side. large age gaps are common, like half my sisters are old enough to be my mom. lots of grand babies and great grand babies. when we’re all together (like this past weekend) it’s ….wild. communication is v poor too. i only have one brother out of my eight siblings, and all those siblings are only half-related to me. at 5′5 i’m one of the tallest in the fam which says a lot. 2020: they’re still nuts n i don’t speak to my mother anymore. i should probs add that my parents have been divorced since i was a few months old so she hasn’t been in the pic for a while. even when she had custody of me jaksldf find me ron howard i’ll give him the rights to my life story

015. how long have you known your closest friend?

2017: three years. 2020: we’re going on 6 years jaksdf i’ll be maid of honor in her wedding this year. i also have another friend that i failed to mention last time but we’ve been close for 9 years (jfc)

016. superpower you’d like to have?

2017: invisibility 2020: mind reading so i know who’s Fake jaklsdjf

017. celebrity you’d like to meet?

2017: john stamos ?? idk i never really thought about it. i’ve met michael phelps though!! 2020: ig i’ll stick with stamos?? ooh or steve carrell or jennifer aniston. 

018. guilty pleasures

2017: chocolate and french fries. i love love love french fries. 2020: now my guilty pleasure is dr. pepper bc i cut it out of my diet.

019. pet peeves

2017: mouth noises (misophonia). people talking over each other and not listeninG. lowkey people leaving the toilet seat up or leaving toilet paper in the toilet like…just flush again. 2020: i really went off on tp huh?? another pet peeve is people committing to something then backing out/flaking without a heads up

020. do you have any hobbies?

2017: sports !!! i’m a grade a heaux for sports. tennis, archery, golf. anything that doesn’t require lots of muscle ya feel. one of my ~hobbies~ i guess is organizing things. i have multiple planners and use them all daily. 2020: i miss how sporty n active i was jkasdf this is my hobby.

021. where would you like to live in the future?

2017: i would looooooove to live in san diego but i’ll probs be stuck in the desert drylands. 2020: tbh i was looking into memphis homes bc it’s cheap compared to here but i don’t really care where i end up. just want a place of my own yknow

022. tell us a story about a thing that recently happened to you! it can be a funny, scary, sad story, your pick!

2017: redacted bc it was college angst lmao and not pretty 2020: i found out this morning that my cell phone # is somehow linked to some random guy a few miles away and idk how to fix it online. got some texts today and yesterday this one guy called me 6 times back to back while i was on the phone with someone else. i guess that’s another pet peeve of mine, pls leave a message if it’s important jaklsdf

[dragxnfall]

him? a classy heaux™.

[starklore]

My Love Nikki OC’s name is August and she’s a spy and it’s cold outside but she’s still looking like a thottie cause a heaux never gets cold!! She’s like the opposite of Orlando, he’s classy and well-spoken and well-dressed and she swears a lot and gets in bar fights on the reg (ironically that’s what makes her a good spy; no one expects someone that brash to be lying to them) and no one can figure out how they even work as coworkers, let alone as a couple. 

Deep down tho she’s lawful good and deeply loyal to Queen Nanari. 

(Before meeting Orlando, she worked as a bodyguard once and almost had a thing with Royce but decided to not get involved when she saw how head over ass he was for Neva. They still have a flirty dynamic, in a Garcia-and-Morgan kind of way.)

[oldblog-deactivated]

Name & Introduction: hello, pals! my name is j, i’m nineteen and i never fuckin learned how to read. What are your favorite colors? i’m a heaux™ for anything pastel, but particularly really soft, pale pink (something like #e9c9e0), creamy white, and pale blue (something like #cee4ea). What do you like to write to? listen, i wanna say i’m classy and write to gorgeous works of classical music. occasionally, i do. but more often than not, when i have to concentrate i blast my reggaeton playlist. What is your favorite museum? oh MAN. oh boy. oh jeez. i general, i absolutely adore museums and could just live in them because they’re always so beautiful. but visiting the musee d’orsay in paris a couple years ago was truly life changing. If you could acquire any work of art to put up in your house, what would it be? for a painting, hands down something by monet, like his water lilies or “impression: sunrise”. or maybe the last supper by leonardo da vinci. for statues, michelangelo’s david or strazza’s veiled virgin. i cannot narrow it down more than that, i swear i tried. i just wanna live in a museum. If you were in a heist group, what would your role be? i wanna say that i’d be one of the people planning it out, mainly because i have zero physical skills and am completely incapable of lying so i’m really no good at anything else. but there would have to be multiple of us because i could never plan a successful heist on my own. Anything else? thank you so much for all the love you’ve shown us, a huge apology for all our theme issues when we first hit the tags (100% of which were my bad woops) and finally, a statement: the thing i’m most excited about when we post skeletons is the sheer amount of memes waiting to be memed. also, a quick note: i’m taking off tomorrow and will fall off the face of the earth until the thirteenth, so you guys won’t be seeing me until then! remember to send bex loving messages and lots of praise every day because they 100000% deserve it thank you goodnight

[letsglitterfan]

Sun and sea

Head: Lelutka - Nova Head

Body: Maitreya - Lara

Skin: Palette . Skins & Appliers - Cutie Girl Gacha - Lelutka Evolution and Genus - Available at Flora Event (BOM)

Body Skin: Palette . Skins & Appliers - *Spicy* Body V3 (BOM)

Eyes: [Heaux] -  Dolly Eyes - Sky Pack

Hair: Bonbon - Mavis Hair Pack - Group Gift 

Bikini: Seniha - Ariana Bikini 

Foot Bracelet: - Secrets -  - Ayla Anklet

Belly Piercing: - Secrets - - Classy Piercing

Earrings: = GLAM = - Kiss Me Earrings

Pose: [B.G] - Summers in Company