#clearing out old drafts

[frownyalfred]

Clark being annoying in the Marvel universe after getting accidentally transported there: well MY billionaire vigilante would never do this—

[despazito]

goldfinch

[misandriste]

⤷ endless gifs of lena luthor ✳︎ 51/∞

katie mcgrath as lena luthor supergirl ⪼ 4.05: paradise lost

[sarayu-sunrays]

when you're "such a helpful daughter" but you're also "so lazy" even though you did everything haha imagine

[sensitivehandsomeactionman]

[sheepstiel]

every day i'm just pouring cold coffee on yesterday's cold coffee hoping for the best

[cilly-the-writer]

sorry, but I’m dying at all these right now:

Zuko: What are you doing firebending your tea? For a wise, old man, that was a pretty stupid move! Zuko: *lights over a dozen candles with firebending in a public space literally 2 episodes later to impress a girl*

Sokka: Hey, we're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds. Sokka: *buys a fire nation bird literally 5 episodes later*

Sokka: *argues about how they can’t stay at the polluted fire nation colony and help people because they’re on a tight schedule* Sokka: *spends over a day learning about being a swordsman in the literal next episode*

[artsyfartsy-quotesywotesy]

i think you wanted to like me more than you actually did

and honestly i did too

i accidentally got lost in the comfort of having someone

even if they were the wrong someone

and so in the end

i was left scarred with the feeling that the next person would be lying too

[curvein]

continued from ( x )

it didn't take her father's telepathic prowess to know that her dad friend was dog tired. she could giggle at that pun later when there wasn't a hangry baby to soothe. whispering sweet nothings in mandarin, she flitted around the room with inhuman speed and grace that wouldn't be lost to the wolf's gaze— well, if his eyes had been open that is. seeing him slumped in the chair with exhaustion and stress pouring off of him in waves that even her nose could pick up on, she couldn't help but think of just how young he looked. an ache echoed through her heart but she tried not to dwell on the thought as she focused on radiating soothing energy. at his quip, she snorted, but some devilish delight was evident in the twinkle of her golden hues. ❛ too late. gotta warn her early. ❜ as he approached, she offered him a gentle look, a salve for the biting remarks they usually exchanged. all in good fun, of course. like he said, he had been around since before her birth. there wasn't anyone who could understand her quite the same way. ❛ i refuse to believe i was ever this small . . . ❜ she murmured, peering down at the tiny little bundle swaddled in her arms, her little features painted with serenity in a soft slumber. reaching over a hand, fingertips glanced over his pulse as she project the same peaceful thoughts to him, coaxing him to take a much needed rest. her tone was stern yet gentle, matching the set in her jaw and the softness in her gaze. ❛ you can take a break. don't worry, i got this. ❜

[shuvva]

I should have Ruma get sucker-punched at some point just to get back to her Noir roots.

‘Ruma’s like a cool action hero’ no she just wants you to think that

[cozylittleartblog]

New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)

[tarmac-rat]

[cacysayshi]

once I had a dream that scar posted a video simply titled "motherfuhckjer". I clicked on the video and scar was standing at the edge of the perimeter with grian half out of frame on the left hand side, and there were a few seconds of dead silence. then scar inhaled and yelled "MOTHERFUCKER" eith all his chest and after another moment of silence grian starts laughing his ass off. this was like 4 months ago and I remember this in. vivid detail. anywya

[toasteaa]

Can't talk, thinking about accidentally triggering claiming and mating behaviors in Zhongli -

There's just something about it, you know? Seeing Zhongli, a god - a former Archon- who has placed himself above his base desires and draconic instincts, struggle to hold those very same instincts back when it comes to you.

Perhaps you stayed out just a bit too long for his liking. A surprise rainstorm swept through the harbor, and once you returned to your shared home, you were absolutely soaked. Ah, but you were offered a spare coat from a coworker of yours to keep even just a bit dry - and Zhongli is quietly simmering with displeasure as that scent drowns out yours. Drowns out what should be his scent on you. That which marks you as his. It shouldn't bother him like this; he knows it wasn't intentional. He knows that you merely misjudged the forecasted rain (as you often do, despite him being overly familiar with the weather patterns of the region and reminding you of this constantly) and then accepted help from a man - a coworker, he tries to remind himself . Yet he's barely listening to you as he tugs you out of the offending article and -

Oh...it isn't enough.

There's a cloying, wretched stench stuck to your clothes, and Zhongli's patience is running even thinner as he strips you of these as well. But even after he's kicked those soiled clothes to the side and secured his own coat around you, it still isn't enough. It's as if that offending scent has permeated your skin, sunken in with the rain - and there's a deep seated, rarely seen possessiveness that takes root in his mind. One he hasnt felt since...Archons, since he last took up his former name. It's as though a white hot brand has pierced him and coiled around his senses.

Everything that is logical about this no longer matters; the only thing that makes sense to him is the sudden way he gathers you into his arms and makes haste to the bedroom. Your scent is there, as is his. And this will be a well needed reminder that he doesn't appreciate other claiming his treasure as their own.

[frownyalfred]

Bruce “oh no I’m going to have to sleep with this super villain, aren’t I? yeah, I’m definitely fucking that questionable moral character it’s too late” Wayne

and his child

Jason “why can’t any of y’all stop fucking my dad for like ten seconds please I’m begging you” Todd

[theangrycomet]

I like to think these two are work friends that research at the same university who have absolutely 0 clue that they live on the opposite ends of the Science Dad moral spectrum.

Utonium isn’t one to judge a book by a cover and is oblivious on the best of days while Venomous just does NOT bother to do research on any of the heroes so has 0 clue that Utonium has anything to do the the Powerpuffs despite them both talking incessantly about their daughters for years.

They both just sort of assumed the other was on their side of the hero/villain spectrum.