#clone high genghis khan

[doodlediller]

nostradamus is very intriguing to me

again, i'm sorry for what my account is about to become

[jfkonfucius]

underrated clones 😲

[figarotrilogy]

MORE GENGHIS ARRRFFGGGRRGRGRG MY SON

[memoriesofachicken]

Joan of Arc moments before getting burned at the stake...again...this time by her peers, 2023 (colorized)

[fbfh]

Imagine Leo’s s/o finding out they’re pregnant with twins and for some reason Leo couldn’t make it to that ultrasound so when Leo gets home he’s practically shaking with excitement to see the newest ultrasound pic, but when he gets home, reader decides to mess with him a bit by starting off with “Actually, the doctor said we’re not having a baby” and his heart drops until he hears “We’re having two babies!” Which makes him twice as happy!!!🥰🥰🥰

WEEPING WAILING SOBBING HYSTERICLALY. listen if there's one thing that Leo Valdez knows for sure, it's that he wants a big family. when asked how many kids he wants, he kisses you until you're giggling and replies, "as many as you wanna push out." you already have a couple little rugrats running around when you and Leo were going over your schedules for the upcoming weeks, and you realized he wouldn't be able to make it to your next ultrasound. he poured over names and dates and appointment times trying to figure out how to reshuffle things. you reassured him it would be totally fine, it's not your first time at this rodeo, and you were already planning for the kids to spend the day at abuela's, so you'll pick them up on your way back and catch up with him over dinner. he doesn't like it, but he knows there's not really a better way to arrange things this time around. he kisses you, holding you tight. "I just want to be there for you, estrella." you kiss him back, reassuring him that he's always there for you, even when he's doing all that smartypants engineering stuff, and he chuckles, knowing if you're okay he's okay. when the day comes and you come back from your ultrasound to pick up the kids, Esperanza knows. she knew before this too, but just from the look on your face, she can tell. your kids notice your slightly more giddy mood by the way you take them for ice cream on the way home, and surprise them by ordering pizza for dinner. Leo gets home right before the domino's guy, and he's been anxious all day to check on you in person, see how everything went in spite of all the texts and calls you'd exchanged throughout the day. as soon as he sets foot through the door, he hears your voice from the kitchen ask "pizza or dad?" followed by the pitter patter of his kids running and toddling over toward him, cheering "DAD!!!" he hugs them all and kisses their foreheads and tells them how much he missed them before entering the kitchen with a kid in each arm and one clinging to his leg. they run off to keep playing the game of fairy rodeo they were in the middle of as Leo greets you with a kiss, wrapping his arms around you. "so," he asks nervously, "how did it go? everything look okay?" you sigh, walking over to the cabinet to put away the cups you just finished drying. "well," you shrug, "we're not having a baby..." his stomach drops as you slide a picture across the table to him. he picks it up, looking at the two blobs present in the picture. "we're having two." he looks up at you in disbelief, tears glistening in his eyes. "twins?" you nod. "yeah..." he pulls you into the tightest hug, all weepy and giddy and giggling into your neck. "oh my god, twins..." he murmurs, still in the happiest shock he's ever been in. he just finished making easily one of the most important (and successful) business deals of his career, but he couldn't care less about that now. this day will go down in history as the day he found out you're having not one baby, but two. for the rest of the day, the word twins keeps echoing in his mind. he can't wait until you tell Esperanza.

[y2kbugs-moved]

I think the way they portrayed Marie Curie in Clone high is giving me mildly mixed feelings because on one hand the show did its usual edgy humor thing and made her Quasimodo-like with the explanation that the DNA she was cloned from was radioactive, but on the other hand she is really very nice, smart, and not treated differently from any character. She gets together with Gandhi in the end of season 1.

[garbagefirelol]

Are you a rareshiper aside Tophdi? Drop some ships

RAREPAIR SHIPS I LIKE(clone high edition)

Tophdhi(obs)

JFK X HARRIET!!!

Genghis Khan x Confucious

Tophvan(topher x Iván)

Joanpher(Joan x Topher)

Abevan(ivan x Abe)

Abe x Confucious

Bleacher creatures poly

Frida x Harriet

Sacagewea x Carver x van Gogh

Ceaser x Jesús

I may have other ships but heres what I could name from the top of my Head. Honestly im down for any/all ships

Though, im realy not a Big fan of the "populars" (jfgogh, gangogh, tophabe, joanfk,tubfucious, etc)

[annachum]

I had this headcanon of what if the Clones in Clone High can actually speak to their Clone parents via a spiritual convo gadget ( cuz why not )

Here are some of my HCs of how some of their Clone parents be like with their Clone kids :

. Look, considering the fact that their Clone parents lived in different times as them, those clones are bound to have some wild advice

. Vincent Van Gogh be a gentle and artistic parent who tries his best to help his Clone son battle through depression. It breaks his heart seeing his Clone son having depression as he does, so one way for him to try help his Clone son is through art therapy ( it works, most of the time )

. Julius Caesar be kinda like that military, athletic dad who has high hopes in his Clone son and trains him in military and politics related shit. But if he comes to Caesar and cries to him about heartbreak and stuff, ofc Caesar is gonna lend him a shoulder to cry on ( after all, Romans are encouraged to embrace their emotions growing up ).....while having murder on his mind

. Cleopatra VII be that glam mom whom Cleo Smith looks up highly too but sometimes wonders how tf she can live up to her Clone mom's big name. And sometimes, Cleopatra sometimes tries to help her Clone daughter compose herself more ( I bet Julius Caesar and Mark Antony prepared her for her Clone daughter )

. In fact, sometime after Clone High began, Caesar and Cleopatra are reunited through a series of trials and such in afterlife planes ( cuz Cleopatra avoided him all these years due to her thinking that he doesn't love her anymore regarding the whole Actium War thing, the Egyptian Gods are at cold war situation with the Greco Roman gods for centuries since the Actium War until sometime after WW2 and such ) and the two basically agreed to co parent each other's Clone kids. Bless

. Abraham Lincoln is kind of like an ' old school ' type of dad to Abe who loves his Clone son and wants the best for Abe. He also tries his best to encourage Abe to develop more of a backbone and stand up to ' big headed machos ' from being pushed around ( by JFK Jr and Julius Jr before they eventually sincerely apologized )

. Genghis Khan be kinda like that scary dude in PTA meetings but actually doting and caring to his Clone son and wanted the best for him. He keeps saying that his Clone is his 366th child ( I heard Genghis Khan ended up having 365 Kids and 1001 grandkids- DAMN )and trains Genghis Jr in fitness, politics and such

. Joan of Arc be a cool lesbian mom who supports her Clone daughter's dreams and sexual orientation, and ofc gives her Clone daughter sound advice. Joan of Arc knew from the get go that Abe doesn't deserve Joan Jr ( HAAAAA!!!! )

. Confucious be kinda like Master Oogway and/or Shifu to his Clone son's Po - trains him in philosophy, defense combat and such And gives his Clone son sound advice

. Frida Kahlo be like a wacky cool mom to her Clone daughter, encouraging her Clone daughter's artistic passions and talents and the two be regularly exchanging artistic ideas with each other. Bless.

. Harriet Tubman be giving her Clone daughter tips on how to fight racist thugs ( YASSS!!!! ) and also encourages her Clone daughter's dreams and hopes and gives her Clone daughter some solid advice.

. JFK be kinda like a 50s/60s athletic dad to his Clone son, encouraging his athletic and political prowesses and such. JFK sometimes find himself having to ensure his Clone son doesn't do anything TOO stupid tho.

. Sacagawea be that ' cool ' mom to her Clone daughter who teaches her Clone daughter about embracing her heritage and geography and such, ofc she gives her Clone daughter several sound advices too

. Some of the clones have some DNA from those with close relations to their Clone parents

. Julius Jr got some DNA from Caesarion and therefore has recessive DNA from Cleopatra VII. JFK Jr got some DNA from John John Kennedy and therefore has recessive DNA from Jackie Bouvier. Cleo Smith got some DNA from Cleopatra Selene II, and Abe got some DNA from Mary Todd Lincoln

. Genghis Jr got some DNA from Empress Borte ( Genghis Khan's chief wife )

. Several clones of rulers be bonding over how tough it can be to bear the weighs of their ancestry on their shoulders

[wiyu989]

//clone high spoilers (kinda?)

Why is no one talking abt that scene where joan asks genghis khan if he’s seen jfk and he shakes his head “no” and there’s a little dingaling bell sound ??

that shit was so cute I love he

[theclassclone]

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**Please note that this list can and will be updated as time goes on. There are things I didn't think of to add and they will be added if you come up with them. And if you have any questions PLEASE ASK ME.

Request Guidelines, Below The Cut:

Please Provide the Following

WHO? Character, Reader (with preferred Gender and Pronouns), my OCs. RELATIONSHIP? Familial, other Platonic, Romantic. PLOT. What do you want to see happen during this piece? Does it take place during an episode? Prompt? Additional Information. Do you want some angst or fluff sprinkled in alongside the PLOT? If there is no provided PLOT, do you want angst or fluff? Use this space to also let me know any additional information I should touch on that you want included in the story.

What I Will Write

ANGST FLUFF RELATIONSHIPS: As I mentioned above, I will write Familial, Platonic, and Romantic relationships. READER INSERTS: Please include Gender and Pronouns. I do tend to default to Female because I am Female and that is what I do for some reason. I'm about as inclusive as Abe, you need to spell it out for me. OC INSERTS: If you like one of my OCs enough to want to see more of them, by all means, ask for it. I do not typically write for anyone else's OCs (this is largely due to the fact that I know my own OCs, not yours and for some reason in the past people didn't understand that they needed to tell me about their OC). But this is Clone High, this is cringe, this is satire and parody. If you really believe in me, send me your OCs. If you, for some demented reason, think your OC and my OC need to interact, by all means, I will write it. Additional Things. Disabilities, Insecurities, Episodes, Crack Fics.

What I Will NOT Write

(granted, this does not account for Clone High typical violence/injury/etc).

(If you see something on this list that you want, i.e., abuse and want to see if I'm open to what you have in mind, literally just ask me. You have SOME wiggle room with Clone High, the worst I'll say is no lol. I use this guideline across all fandoms, but there are definitely things I won't budge on like incest and smut. My uninterested ass won't say yes).

SELF-HARM: You can ask for this as part of a backstory, but not ongoing. EATING DISORDERS: You can ask for this as part of a backstory, but not ongoing. INCEST ABUSE: We can discuss this because of the implications and nature of Clone High. You have wiggle room in this fandom. It is very dependent on what you want, this is literally only here because I cannot write to save my life, otherwise it wouldn't be here, NGL. SMUT/LEMONS/LIMES & SIMILAR: Just because I'm an adult, who may or may not have first-hand experience, does not mean I know how to write about it. Also, I straight up don't find the appeal in writing or engaging IRL. Personal thing. POLY-SHIPS: No hate, just because I am an adult, does not mean I have first-hand experience or even know someone in this type of relationship. Personal thing, again. CHARACTERS: There is a list of CHARACTERs that I will not do; this is subject to change, and I know for a fact I am missing exclusions:

Gandhi (No Romance, sorry ladies, until the G-spot returns to canon, I'm afraid there's nothing I can do, you're luck you get anything)

Candide Sampson (She's not canon to me LMAO)

Marie Curie

Genghis Khan

Vincent van Gogh (No Romance)

Nostradamus

Moses

MLK Jr (No Romance)

Malcom X

Sigmund Freud (I'm a psych major. So, if you know, you know)

OTHER THINGS: At this time the only other thing I will typically turn down is Character/Character, I typically do these in the sense of CHARACTER A is the child of B and C. Clone High is a different breed of fuckery, so you never know.

**GIF not mine**

[doodlediller]

aggie w/ secondary characters..

made with my bf @skizzlebeetle .

[jfkonfucius]

[figarotrilogy]

really wack genghis doodle

i have a thing for ch side characters

[txttletale]

the "pirate" as a cultural object is essentially neutered and separated from its actual history -- children are not going to halloween parties dressed as historical murderous criminals, they are going dressed as a 'pirate', the nebulous cultural concept of a guy with a skull hat and eyepatch and vest who goes 'yarrrrrr! walk the plank!'. you can of course point out the origins of this cultural object and question why it has been constructed and the role it has been placed into in our culture, but unless otherwise specified it is safe to assume that a show or movie about "pirates" is engaging with the ill-defined and toothless cultural concept, not the reality of 17th century piracy

stede bonnet, on the other hand, is a very specific real individual who cannot be separated in the same way -- and not even an individudal so famous that he has created his own cultural object that can be similarly separated from his reality (e.g. any of the characters in clone high, who i think it would be reaching to say is 'sanitizing', idk, genghis khan, because it is not engaging with the real historical figure temüjin/genghis khan but instead a pre-sanitized cultural object of ''genghis khan'' as vaguely remembered by a pair of usamericans) -- he is an individual that the showrunners specifically plucked from cultural obscurity to make him a protagonist, and in doing so simply overlooked the fact that he was a slave-owner as if this was a non-issue

that's why i think it's worse, right, because although you can (and i often do!) criticize the paths and forms in which historical events and peoples become abstracted sets of signifiers in the cultural commons, someone engaging with those abstracted cultural objects is not actually doing the whitewashing themselves, they are just engaging with a culture that has long since done that on a much broader scale. picking a specific slave owner and being like 'that guy, i want my protagonist to be that guy, who owned slaves' is what i would call an 'unforced error'

what i dont understand about taika waititis pirate show that i regularly forget wasnt made by lin manuel miranda somehow is why they simply didn't make up a fictional protagonist who wasnt a real world slave owner

[memoriesofachicken]

Genghis Khan rubs his butt on JFK’s face to keep his head warm.

#genghisglutes

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Clone High season 2 ideas

James Garfield and William McKinley are like Wario and Waluigi to Abe and JFK. Nobody knows who they are.

Instead of bringing back GESH, Clone High has a new rival school, Clone Prep, where all the students are actually successful copies of their clonefathers. They're treated like the rich kid camp across the lake, they ALWAYS win the championship. All the clones look exactly the same, but they have evil goatees to show they're from the mirror universe. Which would be funnier, the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures operating a dozen different clone schools across the country, or Clone Prep being operated by the Canadian government?

Clone Ronald Reagan is a bleeding heart liberal theater kid who JUST WANTS TO DANCE, DAD!

There's a Very Special Episode that deals with teen pregnancy and whether or not to get an abortion, and it's handled in the most over the top and offensive way possible; later it's revealed that clones are like mules and can't reproduce, so the episode ends with a "consequence-free" orgy, but everyone winds up in the clinic with herpes. Principal Scurdworth reminisces, "I remember my first orgy. I was the guy who mopped up afterwards. Still got herpes though."

Scalia and Ginsburg are co-captains of the debate team, they're clearly crushing on one another and everybody else is like "will they or won't they?" The episode is a retelling of Romeo and Juliet (or rather West Side Story); they're star-crossed lovers from two different worlds, society won't let them be together. They both tragically die at the end, but everyone just moves on afterwards like it was nothing.

Bobby Kennedy is introduced as JFK's snotty towheaded little brother like Cousin Oliver or Dennis the Menace. He's got an annoying catchphrase, he's always screwing everything up, but he's just so saccharinely cute that everyone thinks he's precocious. He's immediately put on a bus and never seen again after this episode.

Season 1 was a parody of 90s teen dramas, so season 2 would have to play catchup by going through the decades one shitty show at a time; from 90210 to Dawson's Creek to the OC to Glee to Riverdale, getting more and more ridiculous with each scene.

Abe keeps getting shown up by cool kid Jefferson Davis, and the student body splits in two over some Twilight style Team Edward/Team Jacob bullshit (maybe something even stupider like the blue-black/yellow-white dress or yanny/lorel)

Ulysses S. Grant is a rapper nicknamed 50 Buck, and he's got beef with Robert E. Lee (Ja REL)

Richard Nixon is so jealous of JFK that he goes all Single White Female on him, dressing like him, acting like him, pretending to be him, "I just wanna be like you, Jack... I'm not a creep." When faced with expulsion for cheating on a test, Nixon drops out of school and the class gets a new student Gerry Ford to replace him.

The clones go on an international field trip, and Joan discovers that she REALLY hates France. When they get on their return flight to America, Scudworth realizes he left Napoleon behind like Home Alone, and he conquers Eurodisney (maybe it would be funnier if the school couldn't afford to go to actual Europe, so they go to a cheap EPCOT knockoff instead, United Nations Land, with miniature versions of famous buildings and landmarks; theres a huge line for couples to climb the one-story Eiffel Tower and make out)

Genghis Khan is best friends with Atilla the Hun, but nobody else ever sees him so everyone thinks he's imaginary like Mr Snuffleupagus

The Elvis twins die and are replaced by clones of Elvis impersonators

Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello all work at one of those stripmall karate dojos for little kids

Abe joins a boy band with Georgie W, Tommy J, and Teddy R, called Big Time Rushmore, and they become bigger than Jesús Cristo. Cleo is Yoko Ono and causes the band to split up.

Groucho Marx and John Lennon are leaders of the Clone High Communist Party

Joseph Stalin is a Russian chess champion like Kasparov, but it turns out he's a filthy cheater. He's disqualified from the championship, but instead of learning an Aesop lesson he kills all the other contestants and wins the trophy by default (he's not even Russian, he's Georgian, which in this case means he has a thick southern drawl and loves peaches and boiled peanuts)

A regular non-clone student transfers to Clone High due to a technical error, and he become the tragic Frank Grimes-esque "only sane man." He is killed in a freak accident, but the Board of Shadowy Figures doesn't want to get sued by his parents, so they clone him back to life afterwhich he finally fits in before moving away and never being seen again.

Clone High is an F school, last in the nation, so nobody graduates and nobody gets accepted into college; everyone is held back indefinitely, and they make jokes about how all the high school atudents look like they're in their 20s and 30s (take that, CW)