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[canisalbus]

why is machete faking his death again? idk the lore all i know is the dogs are gay and the white one has anxiety

Machete is a high ranking but generally disliked cardinal. He has a number of enemies and rivals within and outside of Vatican, and they're constantly trying to pry into his personal life to undermine him. He has managed to keep his relationship with Vasco a secret but the situation is precarious, especially when the threats start to escalate into recurring assassination attempts. He can't simply resign and leave though, cardinal's position is for life and the church has had him on a tight leash ever since he was a child. Even if he did manage to detach (professionally and mentally), those that plot against him might come after him anyway. But if everyone thought he was dead, he might be able to escape with Vasco and start over.

[wolfythewitch]

if i was a bajillionaires id hire u to paint all my ceilings

I like money 🔥🔥🔥

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

How'd your 3 yr old get into fractal patterns omg

i used to use them to help at sleepytimes during the NEWBORN stage and one time a year ago while i was scrolling thru my youtube playlist i passed by one of them and i was commanded to play 'that one! watch wainbow! watch that one!' i was like "lol you remember the fractals?" and i just hear a whispering, reverant "fwaktols....... wainbow faktawls......." and now it's just a typical saturday morning.

[egberts]

Why are your sonboys so large. Is it possible their ages were misplaced

nope! they were only 2/3 pounds when we got them, around 8 weeks old and super tiny, the only real indication we had that they'd be big was that they both had huge ears, paws and tails relative to their little heads and bodies lol actually, funnily enough they were the tiniest kittens at the cat meet and greet we went to

[punkitt-is-here]

wait wait wait.d oes the little orange selfsona crreature have a name??? is this lore i missed

yeah its bweenop :)

[cloysterbell]

Y'know I wasn't going to watch leverage redemption ( Binged the original) but then I realized from the gifs u reblogged that Noah wyle , who I just saw playing a fantastic sad old man in the Pitt, is in it , and now I guess I have to watch it

You should watch The Librarians next 👀

[fenteii]

Im in your inbox trembling violently like a small dog

youre a fucking genius the stuff you put in your art, all the little details and references and everything holy shit I literally love your work so much dude

- Quackity

HELOME. hello little guy..... petting you ........

THANK YIUUAGAHHRGR i love seein you in my reblogs!!:) people noticing and calling out little details makes me super happy!!

[processzine-org]

// side c c

See what’s left unheard.

Side C as in “closed captions,” “cross-channel,” “can’t communicate.”

A bonus side that doesn’t fit.

Unspoken, seen.

Not signal. Not noise. Just… something else.

(process continues)

[fairycosmos]

that ask made me scroll back to find when u posted a selfie and i must concur u are super pretty and ur hair is a gorgeous color

😭😭 thank you sm that's beyond sweet of you to say!! sending you a massive hug with my mind powers x ❤️

[dont-open-dead-inside-net]

HI I JUst adopted a new baby today

her name is bobette but i call her Burger Baby because shes burger shaped and a hefty unit

Oh my god. Holy shit. Can you tell her that I love her

[canisalbus]

whenever i see them non-anthromorphosized im like like... ah what have they done to these little men's clothes

These dogs, they're naked.

How indecent.

[wolfythewitch]

The tits u posted were so powerful it's trending at the top of the art tag

Oh! Fun

[petrichorvoices]

i see youre in a mechanisms mood <3

literally all thats on my dash rn is you and the mechanisms reblogs

REALLY HIGH AND FOUND SOMEONE POSTING ABOUT THEM

[probablygayattorneys]

So, according to my text log, today marks my third Ace Attorney-versary (well, of rediscovering it, unfortunately we'll never know exactly when I originally got into it). Hard to believe that in just three years, I've played 22 puzzle games (and am in the middle of two more), made friends, got back into sharing my writing and have posted 31 fanfics for a total of 326818 words publicly (and that's not even counting my trio of secret fics that I published anonymously, or the ones I'm still working on), made a semi-successful blog dedicated to puzzle games of the early aughts (I'm sitting at about 400 followers, which is not nothing!), moved (twice!), watched my nuclear family start to fall apart (my mom’s receipt for the divorce lawyer’s retainer is on the fridge, being held up by a magnet of the attorney’s badge), even gotten a tattoo (and am in the processing of working with someone to design a second one), and got semi-engaged and my temporary engagement ring (unfortunately my man has the AUDACITY to live on the other side of the country so I have a different ring than the one he'll actually propose with to signify that I am officially off the market) is even based on Wrightworth colors.

I'm not going to lie and pretend all of the games were incredible feats of the genre (they weren't) or that I've had the best time (in fact, the lowest lows of my mental health have been in the past three years), or that everyone I've met has been so wonderful and welcoming (you asshole anons and certain characters know who you are) but considering that I didn't plan any of this, I basically just stumbled into owning a switch and then @vaptainhammer, knowing that I used to love Ace Attorney, bought me the switch port of the originally trilogy and shoved me down the rabbit hole in the process, I'm grateful I had the experience. Here's to Phoenix, to the Laytons, to Ashley and Kyle, and to Vivian, Ash, everyone else that Sissel dragged in, and of course, my love, my first and my last, my alpha and my omega, my number one puzzle assistant, my personal google, the one who started all of this is the first place and has stood by my side through all the ups and downs that life has thrown at me over the past three years, Blayne. I love you so much, forever, and I can't wait until we're able to bring the government into our relationship and I can start the rest of my life as your hersband, Mx. Vaptainhammer.

Can't promise I'll be helming this blog for another three years, but thank you to everyone who had climbed aboard at any point, and welcome to everyone who will, I hope you've enjoyed the thoughtless shitposts and the thoughtful and deeply cared about edits and meta posts, and are ready for more because I've got a full queue that grows every day. I may not go down with this ship but for everything else, I've had the time of my life fighting (the Defiant) dragons with you.

[mountaingoatsfirstlineaday]

recite the songs that kept me whole / on the day I hand over command control does something to me

ME FUCKING TOOOOO

ngl ilwd is not my favorite album but done bleeding??? makes me go aughaudjgkjfdjskfjlkdsjflkdsjlkf;jdslkjfsdkjdskjgdshgjgkfl