#clown conference

[pl-ceh-lder]

if tua s4 doesn’t end with klaus having his soldier boy with all of his memories back and them being alive and safe and in love and living peaceful lives then what is even the point

[theinconvenientlifestyle]

I'm actually interested in what's going to happen at this considering

[sepetajmikolikomehoces]

Behold: a bbygirl

Käärijä at Half Moon Night Club, Rovaniemi 9.12.2023

[its-murderous-business]

When I was in elementary school I went to circus camp and we would have balloon animal making as one of the activities/courses. Of course having a lot of children playing with balloons all day meant that they would quite often pop. It was quite loud when they would pop and usually everyone would stop what they were doing to look at what happened.

I cannot tell you why, but once during the first year I was attending the circus camp, after one of the balloons popped my undiagnosed unmedicated ADHD ass just yelled “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” in response. Of course everyone was confused because why would I yell? and why would that be what I said? But we moved on.

It must have stuck in someone’s head though because a few hours later when the next balloon animal dog or whatever popped someone else yelled happy new year to react to it. And from that point on it became A Thing. Everyone, every time a balloon popped, would in unison yell “HAPPY NEW YEAR”. This would happen at least once a day. I was quite proud of myself for inventing this bit.

The next year, when I went back to circus camp, I found that the habit had stuck. Everyone was still yelling happy new year. Then one day I was sitting eating lunch with a group of kids and one of them asked the group why we yelled that, and no one knew. And they didn’t believe me when I told them I had come up with it. None of them had been there the year before. The counselors also didn’t remember it was me who started it. Me and my younger sibling were the only ones who knew and remembered.

Ultimately though, I didn’t care if people remembered me as the one who started the trend. It was fun, it was silly, it was communal. And more importantly it was something that I created that had gained a life of its own beyond me. Because isn’t that what humanity is for? Celebrating a silly mistake like someone popping a balloon. Coming together to yell a non-sequitur. Leaving a positive mark on a place. It’s not much but it’s honest work, to me.

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

just so you know how normal the UK is, left wing climate change activists and anti-monarchy protesters are getting jail time and beaten for simply holding up banners and being considered disruptive whilst right wing bullshitters against shit like ULEZ (literally about having areas that are specifically for ultra low emissions so we, y'know, don't constantly have to breathe in fucking car fumes and other pollutants because some fucking people actually bizarrely want to???) and road safety limits EVEN FUCKING RIGHT NEAR SCHOOLS are driving basically massive vehicles through the streets and are not considered a disruptive protest

[thelooniemoonie]

grad awards applications be like

"hey this section is for informal non-refereed publications you made, so stuff that hasnt been peer reviewed"

"btw can you also tell us the status of peer review of your non-refereed publications"

[l8tof1]

[spice-ghouls]

I have 6 hours of plane flight to plan Activities for tomorrow so I'm downloading PDFs of the theory books on my to be read list in the hopes of being able to get through at least one of em on the way. Whoever runs marxists dot org I could kiss you on the lips right now. mwah

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Also just found this ‘wilderness conference’ called crash and learn - which is about pre hospital care/treatment based around helicopter and plane crashes etc.

This is from the website for those who don’t want to click through and read the stuff - it’s such an interesting concept for 911 and I’d love to see it!!!

“Whether it’s crashing patients or crashing helicopters, we all need to learn to do better.” Crash and Learn is the premiere outdoor conference that offers a unique learning experience. This ‘Resuscitation Retreat’ is not only affordable, but focuses on educating clinicians who are actually performing patient care.

[pl-ceh-lder]

this crossover is more possible than you think

[likes and rbs appreciated! original image in reblogs]

[moogle-mafia]

*me, talking to myself, covered in blood and viscera, staring at an opened word document*

it doesn't have to be perfect. it just has to be done. you're a baby academic. that's your first time at a conference. how about you think of it as a road trip to Kraków and maybe then you'll calm down

anne of xiety, despite the fact I'm basically done after 2.5 hours and i just have to edit out some of the repetitions: this paper sucks lol

[sepetajmikolikomehoces]

The Rollo Clown Conference of 2023

We came

We saw

We clowned on main

I could not have asked for a better weekend, better friends or better laughs.

[racewinner]

maverick saying 'it's clear that as a manufacturer we are not the best for the starts'

[sbnkalny]

During the game, players can purchase upgrades to the Rancher's equipment or farm buildings

[dwuerch-blog]

How About a Good Dose of Medicine to Heal What Ails You?

Oh, how I wanted to be my friend, the Class Clown. She could make any situation funny, without even trying. She was my roommate, Lois, at Canyonville Bible Academy in Oregon. She always had me, and others, in stitches. Now, I have a husband who is like that, too! BTW – please forgive me for my incessant referrals to this dear, hilariously funny man. He has surely given me lots of new content for…

[littleeyesofpallas]

Fondly recalling the time my friend from back home was in Chicago for an academic conference as a physical therapist and I figured it'd be fun to take him to an old speakeasy. And then the live performer that night, that I had not checked ahead of time, was this gorgeous Chinese beefcake doing a single ball juggling routine, but he was juggling a 12lbs bowling ball. And every time he would launch the ball into the air and then catch it on his arm or wrist or collar bone I could see my friend's entire professional catalog of anatomy and kinesiology knowledge flash before his eyes in abject horror. As he implicitly calculated all the ways this incredibly muscular clown could shatter his bones