#coded kakagai

[leemurumim]

“Wanna go to grandpa's?”

“YES, YES! Let's go to grandpa Guy's, let's go to grandpa's!”

Nono or nona: Grandpa or grandma.

[eternalfrowning]

pffouh

[galacticjava]

"what's ur favorite kakagai fanfic?" naruto

[nohara-rin-dot-mp3]

wait. fuck. kakagai victim of the "mean-spirited queer-coding for comedy to more sincere depiction via gradual loss of absurdity through normalization" pipeline??????? in the original naruto anime???? its more likely,. than you think

[yutori-do]

I loooove oldies!

was looking for songs to put on my kakagai playlist, and now I’m thinking about kakashi the hopeless romantic liking oldies and humming “My Guy” by Mary Wells while he’s watching the kids train

[ninjablorbos]

not enough of you have car seat headrest on your kakashi playlists

[harufallinwonderland]

My ships cause I feel cute

Moot ships (aka their yumeships and ocs) (if my moots see this and A Yumeship of theirs isn’t on this doesn’t mean I don’t ship it just means I have ALOT of ships to write down)

@/shinysparklesapphires

Baritone (suite Precure) x Sapphire (Barisapph)

(Twst fandorm oc ship) Yuuki x Vivienne (Yune)

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@/Maou the tree

Lunar vow Theresa (HI3) x Maou (Terimaou)

Thelema x Maou x Songque (both from HI3) (Thelemaouque)

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@/Xen-blank

Anon (blush blush) x Xen (Xenon)

Cole (blush blush) x Xen (Xole)

Eli (blush blush) x Xen (Xeli)

Scale (blush blush) x Xen (Xale)

(Oc x canon) Kon (Dc) x Xen (Dc oc) (XenKon)

(Oc x canon) Bruce (Dc) x Victor (DC oc) (BruVic)

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@/Kamenriderbake

George Karizaki (kamen rider revice) x Brooke (George Brooke)

Kuroto Dan (kamen rider ex-aid) x Hack (Kurohack)

Yanma Gast (Ohsama sentai King-ogher) x Moth (yanmoth)

Fuwa Isamu (kamen rider zero one) x Gullveig (FuwaGuili)

Suga Kenzo (kamen rider gavv) x Bug (Bugzou)

🤍💜🤍💜🤍💜 🤍💜🤍💜🤍💜 🤍💜🤍💜🤍

SPECIAL MENTION

Kiana Kaslana x Raiden Mei (KiaMei)

My favorite ship of all time!

🤍💜🤍💜🤍💜 🤍💜🤍💜🤍💜 🤍💜🤍💜🤍

MXM:

(Also note the ship names may not be the normal ship names if the ships have A more common name please tell and I’ll edit it)

(Also I’m A multishipper so expect A few characters appearing more than 1 time)

(Also All my 10/10 ships have heart emojis next to them and yes 10/10 and otps can be two seperate things don’t question my logic I don’t even know myself)

Lelouch vi Britannia x Suzaku Kurugi (Code geass) (Suzalulu) (used to be my favorite ship of all time) (otp) 💜🤎

Dang heng x Jing Yuan (Honkai star rail) (Jingheng) (otp)

Black star x death the kid (Soul eater) (DeathStar)

Sonic the hedgehog x silver the hedgehog (Sonsilver)

Leona Kingscholar x Idia Shroud (Twst) (Leoida)

Taro Momoi x Sonoi (Avataro Sentai donbrothers) (Mononi) 💙❤️

Gira Husty x Jeramie Brasieri (Ohsama sentai donbrothers) (Giramie)

Takeru Shiba x Genta Umemori (Samurai sentai Shinkenger) (TakeGen)

Kairi Yano x Keiichiro Asaka (Kaitou Sentai Lupinranger vs KeiSatsu Sentai Patranger) (Kaichiro)

Sento Kiriyu x Banjou Ryuga (kamen rider Build) (BEST MATCH)

Kazuma Kenzaki x Hajime Aikawa (kamen rider blade) (Kazume)

Taiga Hanaya x Hiiro Kagami (Kamen rider ex-aid) (Bravesnipe) (otp)

Henri Wakamiya x Masato Aisaki (Hugtto precure) (Hensato)

Akito Shinonome x Tsukasa Tenma (Project sekai) (Akikasa)

Wise x Lighter (Zenless zone zero) (LightWise)

Wally west x Dick Grayson (dc comics) (Birdflash)

Midori Takamine x Yuzuru Fushimi (Enstars) (YuzuMido) (otp)

Tim Drake x Konner Kent (dc comics) (TimKon)

Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent (dc comics) (Superbat)

Sora x Riku (Kingdom hearts) (Soku)

Kakashi Hatake x Might Guy (Naruto) (Kakagai) (otp)

Touya Kinomoto x Yukito Tsukishiro (Card captor Sakura) (Touyuki) (otp)

Kai x Cole (ninjago) (Lavashipping) (otp)

Nico di angelo x Will solace (percy jackson franchise) (Solangelo)

Ivan x Till (Alien stage) (Ivantill)

Hajime Hinata x Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (Danganronpa 2) (HajiHiko)

Shuichi Saihara x Kaito momota (Danganronpa V3) (Kaiichi)

Mondo Owada x Kiyotake Ishimaru (Danganronpa) (ishiMondo)

Kuzhuchi Souda x Gundam Tanaka (danganronpa 2) (Soudam)

FXF:

Bronya Zaychik x Seele Vollerei (both Seeles as they are just the same person) (Honkai impact 3rd) (BronSeeles) (does this count as poly????? Because the two Seeles ARE the same person) 💙🩶❤️

Durandal/Bianka Ataegina x Rita Rossweisse (Honkai impact 3rd) (DuraRita) (otp) 💛🤍

Shiina x mimi (i wish to love you untill your dying day) (Shimi) (otp)

Mana Aida x Regina (doki doki precure) (MaGina) (otp)

Mana Aida x Rikka Hishikawa (doki doki precure) (Maikka) (otp)

Hibiki Hojo x Kanade Minamino (Suite precure) (HibiKana)

Nagisa Misumi x Honoka Yukishiro (Futari wa Precure) (Nagihono) (otp)🖤🤍

Tsubomi Hanasaki x Itsuki myoudouin (heartcatch precure) (Tsuki)

Mirai Asahina x Liko izayoi (mahou tsukai precure) (MiraiLiko)

Akira kenjou x Yukari Kotozume (Kira kira precure a la mode) (yukaki)

Hikaru Hoshino x Lala Hagoromo (Star twinkle precure) (HikaLala)

Sora Harewataru x Mashiro Nijigaoka (hirogaru sky precure) (SoraShiro) (otp)

Hana Nono x Homare Kagayaki (Hugtto precure) (HanaHoma) (otp)

Hana Natsuki x Sakura Igarashi (Kamen rider Revice) (HanaSaku)

Mari ohara x Dia Kurosawa (love live Sunshine)

Rin Hoshizora x hanayo Koizumi (love live school idol project) (RinPana)

Shizuku Osaka x Kasumi Nakasu (love live Nijasaki) (otp)

Ai Miyashita x Rina tennoji (love live Nijasaki) (AiRina)

Setsuna Yuki x Yu Takasaki (love live Nijasaki) (Setsuyuu)

Sumire Heanna x keke Tang (love live Superstar) (SumiKeke) (otp)

Shiki Wakana x Mei Yoneme (love live superstar) (shikimei)

Ichigo Hoshimiya x Mizuki Kanzaki (Aikatsu) (IchiZuki) (otp)

Ichigo Hoshimiya x Aoi Kiriya (IchiAoi) (Aikatsu)

Yuzu Nikaido x Lily Shirogane (Aikatsu stars) (YuzuLily) (otp)

Minori Hanasato x Haruka Kiratani (Project sekai) (Minoharu) (otp)🤎💙

Airi Momoi x Shizuku Hinomori (project sekai) (ShizuAi) (otp)🩵🩷

Kohane Azusawa x An Shirashi (Project sekai) (Anhane)

Mizuki Akiyama x Ena Shinonome (Project Sekai) (MiziEna) (otp)

Shiho Hinomori x Saki Tenma (project sekai) (ShihoSaki)

Ichika Hoshino x Honami Mochizuki (project sekai) (Ichinami)

Honami Mochizuki x Kanade Yoisaki (project sekai) (HoNade)

The Herta x Ruan Mei (Honkai star rail) (The Ruanta)

Kafka x (hsr) Himeko (honkai star rail) (Kafmeko)

Mizi x Sua (Alien stage) (MiziSua)

Aoi Asahina x Sakura Ogami (danganronpa) (AoiSaku)

Kaede Akamatsu x Maki Harukawa (danganronpa V3) (Kaemaki)

Madoka Kaname x Homura Akemi (Madoka Magica) (MadoHomu) (otp) 🩷🖤

Sayaka Miki x Kyoko Sakura (Madoka Magia) (Sakyo) (otp)

MxF:

Dick Grayson x Koriand’r (DC) (DickKory) (OTP) 💙❤️

Sonic the hedgehog x Amy Rose (Sonic the hedgehog) (SonAmy) (otp)

Amy rose x Metal sonic (sonic the hedgehog) (Metamy) (otp) 🩷💙

Fuwa Isamu x Yua Yaiba (Kamen rider zero one) (Fuyua) (Otp)

Tsukasa Tenma x Nene Kusanagi (Pjsk) (NeneKasa)

Bruce wayne x Selina Kyle (Dc) (Batcat)

Mao Isara x Anzu (enstars) (AnAo)

Tsubasa Inuzuka x Sononi (Avataro Sentai Donbrothers) (Tsunoni) (OTP)🖤🤍

Naruto Uzumaki x Hinata Hyuga (Naruto) (NaruHina)

Percy Jackson x Annabeth Chase (PJO) (Percabeth)

Nia x Jay (Ninjago) (Jaya) (otp)💙💙

Hyuna x Luka (Alien stage) (HyuLuka)

Siegfried Kaslana x Cecilia Schariac (SiegLia) (otp) (my parents) 🩵🤍

Makoto Naegi x Kyoko Kirigiri (Danganronpa) (Naegiri)

Makoto Naegi x Mukuro Ikusaba (Danganronpa) (Neakusaba)

Hinata Hajime x Chiaki Nanami (Danganronpa) (Chinata)

Gundam Tanaka x Sonia Nevermind (Danganronpa) (Gunia)

Shuichi Saihara x Kaede Akumatsu (Danganronpa) (Saimatsu) (otp)

Kaito Momota x Maki Harukawa (Danganronpa) (KaiMaki) (otp)

Sakura Kinomoto x Syaoran Li (Cardcaptor Sakura) (SakuSyao) (otp)

Roxas x Xion (Kingdom hearts) (Roxion)

POLY: (I’m not putting all the names)

Go princess poly (Main four cures of Go Princess Precure)

Pirates poly (the GoKaigers from Kaizoku sentai GoKaiger)

ChikaRikaYou (love love sunshine)

“I love you and all you guys” (this is A meme from the game) (Xenoblade chronicles 2) (Rex x Pyra X Nia X Mythra) (otp) 💙❤️🩶💛

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(List subject to change depending if I get other ships and/or I remember ones I forgot)

[sinnbaddie]

Quotes that are Kakagai coded

[chasing-posts]

Fun Kakagai idea: Hacker AU.

Kakashi was a hacker and has been from a young age. At first when he was a little kid, it was mostly benevolent and he mostly did it to see into people's computers and just have fun playing with code and sometimes moving things around.

But after he got good at it, he had a bit of a phase where he used it for more mischievous purposes. He'd send viruses to school bullies. Leak secrets about teachers he wasn't a fan of, and stole a few online games/ items from other online players when he heard them bragging or showing off in real life, because he could.

But one day he logs in and finds ALL his folders and coding moved into one file labled "Please stop stealing." And when he opens it there's another file with everything he took labled "Please give this back."

It's a terrifying scenario and for a moment he thinks his dad finally caught onto him/ what he was doing online, only to realize that was wrong and Sakumo remains completely unaware to his mischief. After a few more days of fretting, changing all his passwords and restarting/ wiping his computer in an attempt to clear everything, eventually he opens his computer to an open blank word document, with some only a few words saying.

"I'm disappointed you didn't give it back. Don't worry I backed it up and did ut for you. But please don't ever do this again, otherwise I'll have to tell."

-HandsomeBlueBeast788

So Kakashi goes to school the next day and people are talking about how they got theirs saves/ items back in their games. And Kakashi decides he has a goal. To find the identity of whoever hacked him, and ask hin why he didn't rat him out, and to one day hack him back one day!

[konohadaddies-a]

Tagged by: @obitoanon

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[halothanic]

home is where i want to be but i guess i’m already there 🌼✨💞🌈

[kakashihoetake]

important connections were made in the soda aisle of walmart today

[dcclown]

Hey can any Japanese fans talk on naruto queer coding (if you can call it that) especially w characters like Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi and Gai. I’ve only really heard non-Japanese people speak on it so I was wondering how it’s be view by Japanese people.

[bougiebutchbitch]

I love kakagai, I think it's the ship that makes sense the most but what I dislike is how kakagai shippers saying it's canon, kakaobi shippers saying it's canon, kakairu shippers saying it's canon, hell even kakasaku and kakanaru shippers are claiming it's canon too just because Kakashi cared about them ಠ益ಠ Does canon mean that I like it so everyone else has to like it too now? It's infuriating to me that everyone likes to sexualize every beautiful relationship in Naruto then claim it's canon

okayyyyy I think you might need to take a step back, nonnie.

Is this really such a big issue? Are people attacking you personally, or are they just stating their personal interpretations of canon, and because they don't align with your own, you're getting upset and coming into people's inboxes to try and make it an argument?

Basic rule of Tumblr: if people say what you don't like... block them. Don't react. Don't come into people's inboxes, don't post hate in the tags where fans will see it.

By all means, share your negative opinions! Your tumblr blog is your own. But you need to take measures to ensure the fans won't see it, otherwise you're not venting. You're trying to start a fight.

And come off anon so I can block you properly lmao

Look, people have different interpretations of 'canon'. Just because, for all we know, Kishimoto intended every single character except the creepy pedo-coded villain to be read as cishet, it doesn't mean there isn't canon subtext, however unintentional, that people can pick up on and adore.

Sure, the canon content can be read completely as platonic. But honestly, I'm a little weirded out at how you seem to think that seeing hints of a romantic relationship in canon between men in a children's show is ‘sexualisation’.

Where might that train of thought be coming from??? HMMMM I WONDER. :stares at the Don’t Say Gay bill, and every other argument that queer content is somehow inherently sexual:

Obviously, I'm not a fan of teacher/student ships. At the end of the day, I'm a firm believer in 'everyone can write what they want so long as they tag it properly so I can avoid it'. But seeing an adult and a child who are very close, and perceiving them as 'romantically involved', is a WHOLE lot different from seeing two adult male characters and thinking 'oh I can see a canon subtextual romantic relationship here'.

I don't really think they should be compared like this. I'm sure this wasn't your intention, but it kinda makes it sound like you're putting them on a moral playing field, which... no. :/

Of course, I may be being uncharitable. I admit that this whole issue might just be a muddle of terms. I and a lot of people use 'canon' to mean 'content in the source material'. This is different from 'Word of God', which means 'word of the author'. The two do not always align. However, if you see 'canon' as meaning 'both the source material and Word of God in combination', I can see that you might be upset that people are going against Kishimoto's personal views. I still don't think this is an excuse for actually bothering shippers about this, but I can understand it.

But the point remains: I haven't seen anyone say 'this is a canon ship and therefore you have to ship it'. Why would they? Everyone knows that shipping doesn't 'have' to follow canon anyway. A canon ship is of no greater or lesser worth than a non-canon one.

If people are implying otherwise, they're asses - but in that case, why come for the entire kakagai fandom, rather than just blocking those Schrodinger's Assholes who I've never had the misfortune to meet?

I just. I cannot see how people interpreting a romantic element in a canonically close relationship that is only assumed to be platonic because the couple is m/m rather than m/f is hurting you, anon. And it definitely doesn’t justify harrassment, which is what my original post was about.

[nohara-rin-dot-mp3]

okay okay so hear me out i think that for the most part queerness in naruto falls into 3 categories: accidental, comedic, and villainous, none of which endorse it. comedic and villainous queer-coding actually condemn queerness. not to say that interpretations leaving behind the narrative's biases are flawed, i'm just pointing it out (its a surprise tool that'll help us later). also probably goes without saying but those these kinds of queer-coding aren't unique to naruto.

accidental queer-coding is just that- accidental. queer sexuality is typically a result of the naruto narrative hating women and therefore repeatedly centering male + male relationships, a bit of pandering in some cases (although imo this really only applies to the anime), and a bit of fandom amatonormativity. basically, stuff like naruto and sasuke, where their lack of chemistry with women and continual fixation on each other can easily be read as romantic. queer gender appears less often so i haven't been able to nail down the underlying narrative structures that cause it, but i'm talking about stuff like tenzo/yamato, where he's often read as transmasc due to that anime filler arc that can easily be read as a metaphor for transitioning (cutting his hair, changing his name, ect). the fact that the queerness was accidental doesn't erase the validity of the interpretation, but it does mean that the naruto narrative wasn't endorsing queerness.

comedic queer-coding is just the naruto narrative depicting non-standard gender or sexuality and then pointing and laughing. for instance, kakashi and gai's relationship is often played for laughs. they're "too close" for men, and the narrative expects it to be funny, because that might be gay and comedy can be found in subverting societal expectations. gender-based comedy is similar- naruto turning into a woman is supposed to be funny because he's really a boy. again, the narrative is not endorsing this queerness. it is laughing at it. in some cases, long-term depiction of these kinds of jokes can lead to normalization and therefore lose their comedic impact (see: kakagai marriage or whatever the fuck that was in boruto era) but that's an observed process that happens to long-running gags and doesn't equate to endorsement by the narrative.

villainous queer-coding is the naruto narrative attempting to demonstrate a character's role as an antagonist by depicting them with non-standard gender or sexuality. we know orochimaru is evil because of a lot of reasons, but one of the ways the narrative shows us this is by subtextually implying that he's preying on sasuke. and that's bad because that's gay. according to the narrative. we also see orochimaru play around with gender roles, which further serves to establish his villainy in the narrative. obviously, this is not an endorsement.

there's some overlap between these categories, of course (obito's tobi persona bounces between villainous and comedic queer-coding, for instance, in terms of his feminine behavior). however, as far as i'm aware, there's only one character who can't be sorted into these categories somehow: tenten.

her gender-nonconformity can be sorted into the accidental category, for the most part, because i think a lot of it's a by-product of kishimoto trying to make a strong female character and also her aromanticism. the aromanticism, on the other hand, is directly acknowledged by that narrative. because of that, it can't be accidental, but it is also accepted by the narrative. the fact that tenten does not fall in love is a fact of her personality and identity. i'd like to propose the theory that this happens because tenten is a woman, and the naruto narrative does not respect women. by discarding the perceived feminine flaw of falling in love, tenten is improving her standing in the narrative's eyes, even if doing so requires being queer. this would track with most instances of intentional non-standard gender either being a man acting in a feminine way or a women failing to meet the standards of femininity. because tenten's gender-nonconformity tends to be displayed as her acting in a masculine way, this is considered an improvement by the narrative, and therefore not depicted as a negative aspect of tenten's character. maybe idk i'm not an expert.

[hatakefamily]

Starter with @shikaku-the-nara

Bookshop Owners Kakagai AU

It's a regular day. No special weather, no big events, and no plans to do anything but lay in the dogs cafe and let as many of the pups cuddle up to him as possible.

First, though, he had some books to put away. While Gai was busy reorganizing some of the cats beds and their little outside escape area, Kakashi would focus on going through the new books they had gotten in and entering them into the system. He was quicker at typing the codes in so it only made sense.

Once they were entered into the system he would print out a sheet with their section listed beside each book and head off to sort them into the bookshelves in the cafe.

With a cup of coffee in hand and more energy than he had felt in days, Kakashi settled into his spot at the till and waited for Pakkun to get comfortable on his lap before beginning his work.

He was three books in when the door chimed, alerting him to a customer. Dragging his eyes away from the computer screen he smiled when he saw a familiar face there at the door. "Come to see the new dogs?" he asked playfully, rolling his eyes when Pakkun got up off of his lap and rushed over to the customer. "Traitor."