#coffee with lys

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[dcxdpdabbles]

Jazz: Isn't it interesting that Danny has an ice core, but you have a fire core, and Elle has an air core? Dan: No? Cores are based on souls. We have different souls, so our elemental cores are different. Jazz: Really? So it's not hereditary? I always assumed you developed a fire core like Vlad. Dan: First of all, how dare you. Second, nah. I developed it because I lost myself in grief. To me, love warmed me, like a campfire keeping me safe. When I lost that, the campfire turned into a raging wildfire; I aimed to destroy the world instead of being warmed by love. It consumed me. It changed me. Jazz: Woah, that was deep. How did Elle get her core? Dan: *shrugging* She likes to fly because it lets her in the sky. Vlad keeps her in the lab for months before letting her see the world. Air was her freedom. Jazz: That makes sense- Dan: Danny developed an ice core cause he's bi. Jazz: What? Dan nodded sagely: Yeah, he was into Sam, Valerie, and Paulina—represented by gas since they slip through his fingers—and he saw Red Hood once on TV, and suddenly, he was into men. It was the muscles, which are represented by the liquid form of water. Put them together, and you get ice. Jazz: That doesn't sound right Dan: No, it is. I remember the bi panic. Trust me.

[gideonisms]

I always fall for someone and forget that like I LOVE getting home and everything is exactly the way I left it in my apartment which is my beautiful space where no one will ever turn on the overhead lights or want me to come up with something to say and a facial expression to make, right now, quick or they will think I hate them! The pressure is on! The clock is ticking! Except it's not ever ticking in my wonderful apartment. An idyllic world where my body language just does not matter and I only do the tasks I want to do

[transemmrichvolkarin]

i would like to discuss the coffee situation in the lighthouse.

this is the apparent coffee station in the kitchen. little coffee maker, a couple of unlabeled bottles of additives (i assume), and a bunch of cups including these cute little decorated ones that scream ren faire souvenir

oh and also: two giant open baskets of coffee beans underneath the table. (and a sack of Unidentifiable Brown, but let's ignore that for now because i couldn't get any good pictures of it. it's not the same texture, anyway, so i can't confidently say it is More Coffee.)

that's a lot of coffee beans. that is A Lot Of Coffee Beans for eight people, even if they make 3-4 pots a day. at least one of those pots is for lucanis insomnia purposes, a few cups are for neve to boil into a cognitohazard, and the rest of the team might have a cup or two in the morning, but i don't know enough of their coffee habits to say for certain. 3-4 pots is a generous estimate. so what do they have over 20 pounds of coffee beans for? are they using all of those before they go stale in an open basket? lucanis is a coffee snob, i refuse to believe he's buying all of that if he doesn't think they'll use it while it's still fresh.

But okay. benefit of the doubt here. maybe they've got some stay-fresh ziploc magic on it, and that's a month's supply for a greater amount of coffee per day than my estimates.

but wait. in the pantry. what's that?

oh my god it's an even bigger basket of coffee beans. what are you doing with 50 pounds of coffee beans. you are NOT using all that, this is more coffee than a party of 8 could even try to consume before it went stale in, again, an OPEN CONTAINER. i don't even want to consider whether those sacks next to it might have more, there's no way they could possibly have...

two more. giant baskets. of coffee beans.

there are more baskets of coffee beans in the lighthouse than vegetables. the lighthouse is constantly out of onions because the guy in charge of the shopping spends half the grocery budget on coffee beans. lucanis drinks 6 pots a day and his blood-to-caffeine ratio is 50-50. no wonder spite can smell colors.

[frenchphobe]

griddlehark modern pen pal au where they don’t know each other but are assigned as pen pals for those pen pal projects you get in middle school and it just turns into them sending each other hate mail and somehow they just keep going for several years, even though they dont rly have to

[thankstothe]

aw

[soup-guts]

☕️ his eyes are open but he’s not conscious ☕️

[ahappydnp]

a holiday trip before their rebrand sounds plausible tbh. and their first vid after the rebrand can be a ditl on holiday 😍

they don't love us enough or want us to be happy enough for a ditl vacation </3

[leoreadss]

Have you ever thought that when Michale Sheen is older he will have Aziraphale's hair and be an angel forever?

No? Just me?

Cause I'm seriously unwell now.

[rainbowpufflez]

Team RR but it’s their mugs 🤯

[notyourmusebby]

Carlos and Charles at the 2025 Monaco Football Match

[iero]

PATRICK STUMP & PETE WENTZ Billboard Philippines | x

[dailyenki]

Putting this cunt in more situations part 4: coldbrew

[random-xpressions]

You know what's the greatest disappointment in life? When I'm too engrossed in something while I have my cup of coffee and as I pick for my next sip - i find it all empty. Damn, which ghost drank it all? I wasn't ready for this. Sorry but I was so absorbed that I forgot I had already taken my last sip. That disappointment has simply no match - when you had consumed your last drop and you didn't even realize it 😭😭😭

Random Xpressions

[firstservepercentage]

the way Andrey's friends use the ATP media question time as a chance to expose his sub-healthy life (overconsumption of coffees, no sleep, no real holidays, and no tennis-free time even during holidays) is like they tried to talk to him about this but it never worked so they decided to make everyone else feel the same frustration as them😭 this is so funny in a pathetic way

[coffee-in-that-nebula]

Y'all (and ESPECIALLY my voyager folks) have a good day, ily <3