#coffeebitch

[confesspinkfloyd]

In response to the anon asking for fics. 

Since they didn’t specify what kind of fics they want I’m just offering a variety. All are on A03

Gen fics

Anything by Great Gawain. They have good gen and slash fics. I am partial to:

“An Open Hand” : The most intense card game between Roger and David

“Customer Service”: Pink Floyd works in customer service.

Roger’s Middle Name by carnival_toy :The band tries to guess Roger’s middle name

Slash

Anything by DaisyFloyd. They have good slash. Partial to

When We Were Young : Modern day fic. Gilmour recounts his relationship with Roger to Charlie

Obscured by Clouds by Icanseenow: A look into David and Roger’s relationship across the years from Rick’s POV

Whole Lotta Love by floydmenace: Roger Waters and Robert Plant hook up at a pub and then fuck

Anything by everythingisgreenandsubmarine. They have good slash. Partial to:

Until Dawn Breaks: David has a nightmare and Roger comforts him

The Pros & Cons of Hitchhiking: Cozy Roger and David Christmas time slice of life

Matured Wine in An Oak Barrel: David and Roger fuck backstage

Love is Coming Down in the Flesh by Catstaff: Modern day Roger Waters and Pete Townshend slice of life non-explicit smut 

If I were a rule, I would bend for you by coffeebitch: Roger and David fuck in the hotel after a party

I hope that you can feel it ‘cause nobody else can heal it by coffeebitch: Roger has a fear of flying and is emotionally constipated,  David comforts him

The Lunatic is in the Kitchen by HighFlyingBird: Roger tries to cook breakfast for Nick

Giving by justicepagliaccis: Fluffy Roger and David Christmastime fic

Grappling for Broken Pieces in the Dark by justicepagliaccis: Roger and David have a fight 

Red by MarthaOswinOswald: VERY intense but VERY good. David and Roger have an affair and David introduces Roger to cocaine

Backstreets by MarthaOswinOswald: Also VERY intense and I couldn’t stand the sight of Roger for a week after reading this, but VERY good. Snowy White finds himself in an abusive relationship with Roger

Stars Above Mountains by DiscoJupiters: Pink Floyd holiday in Portugal. Roger and David fuck on a mountain

Reader insert

Forgotten in the depths of the refrigerator’s drawers by cheeseboard_FM: Roger x male reader. Domestic fluff

nature_and_music: For some smutty reader inserts.

cassiana_it for smutty David x reader fics. Their gen fics are fun

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[maximumsunshine]

@capt-coffeebitch is being so mean to me 😡

[bourgeoislatte]

Happy Sunday! It’s that easy, just like that! Enjoy your day. ☕️👌🏽🎶#coffeelifestyle #commodores #lionelrichie #caffeine #highoctane #beanjuice #blackjuice #zambuki #coffeebitch #barista #javalove https://www.instagram.com/p/CEzNq7EJf4V/?igshid=1355karuh7lou

[katy-l-wood]

My spouse has been on the quest for the ultimate Pillow for a a few years now. He decided to get the sleepgram pillows a few months back, and holy hell. These are the best pillows I’ve ever used in my life and I can run them through the washing machine and dryer as needed. It amazing and magical. And my body feels less garbage.

Thanks for the rec! I’ll look into them.

[thebibliosphere]

Hot Take: Death has Near Joy Experiences and holds them with the same level of awe as Near Vimes Experiences.

*snort* I dunno why but I have a sudden mental image of Death holding the door open for a cat while going “IN OR OUT, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE EVENTUALLY”

[systlin]

So I love Stabby. Stabby is excellent and wonderful. Also, when I got home yesterday Mister told me he wants to kill the back yard and turn it all into lavender and garden. I don’t think he expected my answer to be, “sure have fun. Grass is bullshit. You want me to start collecting the newspaper from the weekly ads?”

EXCELLENT

[upyrica]

157 cm

Not at all.

[Guess my height in centimetres]

[pashathecat]

I hope your health is alright, owner of shitten kitten! Take care of yourself and drink lots of water!

I'm actually Pasha's Aunt @maximum-mom . @capt-coffeebitch my best friend is the shitten's momma.

With that out of the way, I had my gallbladder removed on the 25th and recovery has been a struggle. So instead of trying to bagger for, download, upload, caption, remember to tag, and remember to drop into the queue (verses live blog) new content, I've just been going through and reblogging to the queue older ones while I'm still miserable. It's a lot less work.

But I'll be right as rain soon enough and new content will happen.

Thank you for your concern! I do enjoy seeing you in the notes!

[thunder-the-ranger-wolf]

Catch Up Tag

Rules: tag 9 people you’d like to know better/catch up with.

I was tagged by @notgreengardens <3

Last song: Porter Robinson- Look At The Sky

Last movie: fuck, when was the last time I saw a movie? Shit. I dunno, Green, I'll get back to you on that one.

Currently reading:Sherlock Holmes, complete collection, or whatever it's called by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle himself.

Currently watching: Fuck. Again with the viewable media! I guess it's This Is Us or Grey's Anatomy or My Little Pony. One of those

Currently craving: A deli sub. OR a Red Robin burger. Don't know which one but damn, I want one of those.

Tagging @captmarvel-ous @capt-coffeebitch @lazy-duck @tonystarktogo @shellhaeds and whoever else wants to do this! If any of you don't want to do this, let me know and I will take your name off. Hope you all are having a good day!

[simonalkenmayer]

Thanksgiving Poutine!

By @capt-coffeebitch

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

I was tagged by the amazing @grimeysociety​. Thank you, sweetie!

Zodiac Sign: Libra 

Height: 5”1 (barely! #shortpeopleprobs)

Hobbies: writing, googling random things and calling it research, staring at shiny objects, going oooh when I see a dog or a baby

Favorite Color:  pink? teal? purple? all the colors? pink and teal and purple all smashed up together (as in a scarf, a canvas, or a book cover)

Favorite Books:  too many to mention, but I’m always namedropping Josephine Tey’s “To Love and Be Wise” because the ending blew my mind and I want someone else to read it so we can text “can you believe that was written in 1950?? I know!” at each other. also, I cannot tell you why it’s good without giving it all away, dagnabbit.

Last Song: Happiness is a Butterfly by Lana del Rey

Last Movie: Destination Wedding, I think?

Inspiration for my Muse: pictures of Frank Grillo, if we’re being honest

Dream Job: when I grow up, I wanna be Phryne Fisher. someone leave me a fortune and let me swan around being nosy? maybe tailing cheating spouses or finding where someone’s checked into a hotel where they shouldn’t have been, please? 

Meaning behind my URL: it is--or was--the nicknames of my two papillons smooshed together. Miss Doodlebug passed away in July. It always gives me a little funny cognitive dissonance when people call me Doodles. not that I mind, because I loved to her to bits, but this is the actual Doodles half of the url. I thought I’d lost this photo--literally one of the first ones I ever got of her as a baby in 2005--and cried for 5 minutes when I found it on a flashdrive recently:

I’m tagging @stars---thunderbird​, @noquirkyurl​, @capt-coffeebitch​, anyone else who wants to play along.

[maximumsunshine]

Found me and @capt-coffeebitch 's life motto...

In other news, I found a serious source of stress in our mutual bestie @scissorbritches 's life...

[cumberbatchsource]

please find a different tag i want to find better call saul edits wihout seeing bendyman coffeebitch every 4 posts

[mrswoffy]

Venti dark roast holding me down 😂 #coffee #coffeeislife #starbucks #coffeebitch #keepitsugarfree (at Starbucks)

[rikamardyana]

Miss make up cz now i never can make up oh i hate coffee!!! . #ihatecoffee #coffeebitch #makeupclass #mua #muasemarang #lpkwidyathara #hotelier #ngampus #isinyadandandoang #perhotelan #pariwisata #deletesoon #repost (at Makeup Class)

[thebibliosphere]

Hey! I use YakTrax spring crampons for traction. They’re basically rubber band thingies with springs that slip over top of your shoes to provide a zillion extra traction. They’re about $20 on Amazon, and etween that and a good grippy cane, I’ve been saved from so many bruises, dislocations, and muscular fuckeries.

Thank you! I will check those out along with the other ones people are reccing :D