#concupiscence “connie” mcnasty

[incorrectwcuniverse]

Ok but with the real Professor being called Concupiscence "Connie" McNasty I would like to put forward the name Hologram "Hollie" McNice for our glitchy fake Professor (or The Substitute via @moth-yknowtheartist)

[ruitethewingedfox]

y'know, there should be a puppet history episode on that florence oregon sperm whale carcass incident.

[okie-dojo]

Dino Professor Appreciation Post

Seriously

he’s now illegally adorable pls behold him

[gigi-the-bear]

i don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but The Substitute never once opened an episode by saying: “I am obviously your beloved host, The Professor!” he just said that he was the host

[corvidaenightcrawler]

GATHER ROUND, LADS AND LASSIES. Since I love rotating my precious blorbos around in my brain to music and imagine vivid animations to said songs, how about you help me concoct my playlist for our beloved murderous hologram? Here's what I've got so far: [Click for full list]

@moth-yknowtheartist thought you might enjoy this

[le-claire-de-lune]

Gotta love the continuation of the bit. They said how do we make the name Professor McNasty worse (affectionate)?

Concupiscence (Connie) McNasty is the way to go. With a fun puritan naming tradition spin too!

[freakingpeepseverywhere]

As much as I love the fact that the professors canonical name is 'concupiscence', I am still calling him 'Connor' and none of y'all can stop me

[moth-yknowtheartist]

I may be going out on a limb I may be wrong but I am taking the firm stance Concupiscence "Connie" McNasty is NOT just the substitute's name that is 100% the professor's full legal name and I'll tell you why

1. Shane Madej, when delivering the package, read halfway through the name and went "Oh, Connie" and turned to the substitute in recognition. Shane Madej, via his estranged producer status, seemingly does not know that the substitute is a hologram like he has thus far regarded the substitute as if he is 100% the living normal professor back under strange circumstances. The professor is canonically on Shane's payroll Shane KNOWS his real name Shane has seen his SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER if "Concupiscence" was completely different from that name there would be way more visible confusion

2. The substitute did not, inbetween careful planning to peel a guy and obtain a genie lamp, name himself fucking Lust McNasty

[watcherwatts]

i think the most transgender name ive ever heard is concupiscence "connie" "the professor" mcnasty. no cisgender person (puppet) is named concupiscence.

[noa-nightingale]

Concupiscence “Conny” McNasty is not a cisgender name.

[incorrectwcuniverse]

Wizard of Oz Au

Dorathy - The Professor/ Connie McNasty

Toto- One of The Professor's pet spiders

Scarecrow - The Wheat

Tinman (disturbed/redemption arc) - The Substitute/ Hollie McNice

Cowardly lion - Ryan Begara

Glinda - Sara Rubin

Wicked Witch of the West - The Genie

Wizard of Oz Holo - Kate Peterman

Wizard of Oz - Shane Madej

Flying Monkey's - Holo singing puppets + Asmodeus

Emerald Diamond City Mayor - Big Pile of Diamonds

Munchkin's Town Chief(s)- Mama & Papa Dino

Munchkins - guest singing puppets + pickle boys

[ruitethewingedfox]

some out-of-context screenshots from the newest PH episode

[crispycreambacon]

Screw it, lemme post about my transfem!Genie headcanon. I have an entire multi-chapter fanfic planned for her that I one day hope to write, but for now, I'll just ramble.

This headcanon started because I was coming up with an alternate timeline where the Professor befriends the Genie, and as part of them getting closer, the Professor decides to disclose his actual name (which some people don't know... it's Concupiscence McNasty btw, Connie for short). Then, when Connie asks for the Genie's name, the Genie realizes that he, well, doesn't really have one!

Because he's a little devious, he forces Connie to guess his name, planning to use one of his guesses as his new name. At one point, Connie joked that the Genie's name is Sara (which would be a nightmare (/lh) for him if true because imagine if the person you're flirting with has the same name as your nemesis-slowly-turning-bestie 😔), but then something happens inside the Genie... a new feeling he isn't very familiar with before. He... likes being called a feminine name?

(Okay I'm gonna be so honest while I'm typing this, a lightbulb clicked in me and I'm aAAAAA-) So yeah he decides to steal Sara's name lmao much to Connie's horror, and that moment starts an entire character arc where Sara realizes that he - or rather she - is a trans woman!

About that lightbulb moment: I was gonna have her named as Yazrin immediately after the Sara joke via the Professor helping the Genie find the name through a bunch of googling, but I'm now thinking that Yazrin can get her actual name later in the fanfic 'cause some trans people, like me, go through a period of choosing different names before they settle on one that really speaks to them.

Part of her character arc is not just becoming a woman but also transforming (hah) from an edgy little misanthrope who uses sarcasm and distance as a deflection tactic to one of the most genuine, optimistic beings who loves the world and everyone in it, and maybe she can get her name from talking with someone she meets on the street after helping them?

Maybe that person has a friend or a daughter named Yazrin who passed away, and as a sort of tribute to them, that person suggests Yazrin to name herself that, and Yazrin is very honored to do that in a way. Also, Yazrin is just a really good name, y'know? :>

I'm gonna stop for now since this post is getting very long, but YEAH if y'all actually read this post, thank you thank you so much. Hope I'll get everyone on board the transfem!Genie train.

[commandermaxil]

just remembered the professors name is canonically Concupiscence “Connie” McNasty and fell to my knees at work

[corvidaenightcrawler]

Why do I imagine the Substitute having rubber hose cartoon physics. I have all these frames in my head of him happily holding a knife with Ryan coiled up in his arms as if they're snakes. Why does he have hypno-eyes in my brain. Why is his lust for blood and skinning Ryan so vaguely homoerotic

[ask-the-substitute]

hey, you seemed to have fun talking about the things you did while in the computer. do you have any more fun tech facts you could share with us?

Did you know you can't name a file "Con" in Windows because the "CON" file, short for console, was one of the files reserved for earlier DOS command line systems to call for interacting with connected devices? And because of backwards compatibility, making sure the CON file name is reserved is still there in modern Windows operating systems.

Which means if ol' Professor Concupiscence "Connie" McNasty ever wanted to shorten his nickname a bit more, he'd have some issues with Windows computers.