* 𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒑𝒕. 4
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❝ no man ever believes that the bible means what it says ; he is always convinced that it says what he means. ❞
❝ the bible is a wonderful source of inspiration for those who don’t understand it. ❞
❝ it ain’t those parts of the bible that i can’t understand that bother me , it’s the parts that i do understand. ❞
❝ whenever we read the obscene stories , the voluptuous debaucheries , the cruel and tortuous executions , the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the bible is filled , it would be more consistent that we call it the word of a demon than the word of god. it is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind. ❞
❝ it’s absolutely blood amazing to thing that anyone could have believed that — absolute balls. ❞
❝ the total absence of humor from the bible is one of the most singular things in all literature. ❞
❝ ye are the children of the lord your god : ye shall not cut yourselves , nor make an baldness between the eyes for the dead. ❞
❝ a man shall not take his father’s wife , nor discover his father’s skirt. ❞
❝ cursed be he that lieth with his mother in law. ❞
❝ the driving is like the driving of jehu son of nimshi ; for he driveth furiously. ❞
❝ if i were reincarnated , i’d want to come back a buzzard. nothing hates him or envies him or wants him or needs him. he is never bothered or in danger , and he can eat anything. ❞
❝ it is to be regretted that domestication has seriously deteriorated that moral character of the duck. in a wild state , he is a faithful husband , but no sooner is he domesticated that he becomes polygamous , and makes nothing of owning ten or a dozen wives at a time. ❞
❝ a sparrow fluttering about the church is an antagonist which the most profound theologian in europe is wholly unable to overcome. ❞
❝ swallows certainly sleep all winter. a number of them conglobulate together , by flying round and round , and then all in a heap throw themselves under water , and lye in the bed of a river. ❞
❝ swans have an air of being proud , stupid , and mischievous — three qualities that go well together. ❞
❝ if only i were a bird ! ah , but eating caterpillars ? ❞
❝ the mosquito is the state bird of new jersey. ❞
❝ a book should serve as an axe for the frozen sea within us. ❞
❝ there are more books on books than on any other subject. ❞
❝ never lend books ; no one ever returns them. the only books i have in my library are books other people have lent me. ❞
❝ outside of a dog , a book is man’s best friend. inside of a dog , it’s too dark to read. ❞
❝ to be well informed , one must read quickly a great number of merely instructive books. to be cultivated , one must read slowly and with a lingering appreciation the comparatively few books that have been written by men who lived , thought , and felt with style. ❞
❝ the reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything. ❞
❝ i don’t think any good book is based on factual experience. bad books are about things the writer already knew before he wrote them. ❞
❝ how long most people would look at the best book before they would give the price of a large turbot for it ? ❞
❝ some books are undeservedly forgotten , none are undeservedly remembered. ❞
❝ a classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. ❞
❝ the worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. ❞
❝ all of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large american city in a single year. not all bits have equal value. ❞
❝ the most difficult book i have ever read was a manual on the use of iron mangles by a. j. thompson. ❞
❝ there are only two kinds of math books. those you cannot read beyond the first sentence , and those you cannot read beyond the first page. ❞
❝ one is never obligated to write a book. ❞
❝ everyone has a book in them and that , in most cases , is where it should stay. ❞
❝ there are books in which the footnotes , or the comments scrawled by some reader’s hand in the margin , are more interesting than the test. the world is one of those books. ❞
❝ and there are also many other things which jesus did , the which , if they should be written every one , i suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. ❞
❝ a book worth reading is worth buying. ❞
❝ the covers of this book are too far apart. ❞
❝ big book , big bore. ❞
❝ we have a world of pleasures to win , and nothing to lose but boredom. ❞
❝ a tremendous number of people in america work very hard at something that bores them. even a rich man thinks he has to go down to the office every day. not because he likes it but because he can’t think of anything else to do. ❞
❝ boredom is the root of all evil. ❞
❝ is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves ? ❞
❝ the cure for boredom is curiosity. there is no cure for curiosity. ❞
❝ boredom is a vital problem for the moralist since half the sins of humanity are caused by fear of it. ❞
❝ boredom is rage spread thin. ❞
❝ entertainment is , in fact , the biggest cause of boredom in the modern world. the more man is entertained , the more bored he grows. ❞
❝ when i bore people at a party , they think it is their fault. ❞
❝ in zen they say : if it is boring after two minutes listen to it for four. if still boring , listen for eight or sixteen or thirty-two , and so on. soon we discover that it is not boring at all but actually very interesting. ❞
❝ boxing isn’t a metaphor : it’s the thing itself. ❞
❝ to me , boxing is like a ballet , except there’s no music , no choreography , and the dancers hit each other. ❞
❝ it’s just a job. grass grows , birds fly , waves pound the sand. i beat people up. ❞
❝ this boxer is doing what is expected of him , bleeding from the nose. ❞
❝ [name] , have you looked in the mirror lately and seen the state of your nose ? ❞
❝ well , madam , have you looked in the mirror and seen the state of your nose ? boxing is my excuse. what’s yours ? ❞
❝ sure , there have been injuries and deaths in boxing — but none of them serious. ❞
❝ the brain is a wonderful organ. it starts working the moment you get up in the morning , and does not stop until you get into the office. ❞
❝ if the human brain were so simple that we could understand it , we would be so simple that we wouldn’t. ❞
❝ the evolution of the brain not only overshot the needs of prehistoric man , it is the only example of evolution providing a species with an organ which it does not know how to use. ❞
❝ your brain , doctor , is a culture medium for question marks ! ❞
❝ if little else , the brain is an educational toy. ❞
❝ every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. ❞
❝ bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies. ❞
❝ britain has invented a new missile. it’s called the civil servant — it doesn’t work and it can’t be fired. ❞
❝ bureaucrats : they are dead at thirty and buried at sixty. they are like custard pies ; you can’t nail them to a wall. ❞
❝ beware the barrenness of a busy life. ❞
❝ it is not enough to stay busy. so , too , are the ants. the question is what you are busy about. ❞
❝ the law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. that would seriously interfere with business. ❞
❝ i found in running businesses that the best results come from letting high-grade people work unencumbered. ❞
❝ the salary of the chief executive of the large corporation is not a market award for achievement. it is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture to the individual to himself. ❞
❝ thought , not money , is the real business capital , and if you know absolutely that what you are doing is right , then you are bound to accomplish it in due season. ❞
❝ the successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do. ❞
❝ a lasting relationship with a woman is only possible if you’re a business failure. ❞
❝ they intoxicate themselves with work so they won’t see how they really are. ❞
❝ i understand small business growth. i was one. ❞
❝ butterflies are creatures of little importance and have never played much part in international commerce , either of goods or ideas. ❞
❝ what the caterpillar calls the end of the world , the master calls a butterfly. ❞
❝ the butterfly counts not months but moments , and has time enough. ❞
❝ the caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity. ❞
❝ the butterfly often forgets it once was a caterpillar. ❞
❝ cabbage served twice is death. ❞
❝ boiled cabbage a l’anglaise is something compared with which steamed coarse newsprint brought from bankrupt finnish salvage dealers and heated over smoky oil stoves is an exquisite delicacy. ❞
❝ a louse in the cabbage is better than no meat at all. ❞
❝ cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education. ❞
❝ the state of california has no business subsidizing intellectual curiosity. ❞
❝ california is a place where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors. ❞
❝ hollywood is a place where people from iowa mistake each other for stars. ❞
❝ i love california : i practically grew up in phoneix. ❞
❝ there is science , logic , reason ; there is thought verified by experience. and then there is california. ❞
❝ california is a fine place to live — if you happen to be an orange. ❞
❝ nothing is wrong with california that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure. ❞
❝ when i’m in canada , i feel this is what the world should be like. ❞
❝ when columbus made his well-remembered voyage to the caribbean , canada had been known to europeans for more than five hundred years. ❞
❝ very little is known of the canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the queen and illiterate sport fishermen. ❞
❝ it’s going to be a great country when they finish unpacking it. ❞
❝ canada is not so much a country as a clothesline nearly four thousand miles long. st. john’s in newfoundland is closer to milan , italy , than it is to vancouver. ❞
❝ i don’t even know what street canada is on. ❞
❝ canada is the essence of not being. not english , not american , it is the mathematic of not being. and a subtle flavor — we’re more like celery as a flavor. ❞
❝ in any world menu , canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations — it’s cold , half-french , and difficult to stir. ❞
❝ we have never been a melting pot. the fact is we are more like a tossed salad. we are green , some of us are oily , and there’s a little vinegar injected when you get up to ottawa. ❞
❝ the beaver , which has come to represent canada as the eagle does the united states and the lion britain , is a flat-tailed , slow-witted , toothy rodent known to bite off its own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees. ❞
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