#conjunction junction. whats your function

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and i do love a good conjunction dont get me wrong

[dreadfutures]

man I don't know why but as I'm lying here in bed trying to sleep at midnight

it occurs to me that I know every schoolhouse rock song by heart to this day

do they even show those bops to kids anymore?

[cm-punks-bbl]

when in doubt, always remember:

conjunction junction, what's your function?

[abigailspinach]

When I read “Preservation Station” in MurderBot, my brain sings “Conjunction Junction, what’s your function?”

[therealgchu]

so, this is funny. genxer here. i've talked about being genx before. one of the things you kids will never experience are the same cultural touchstones that we all share, collectively, as a generation.

in high school, during dances, it was like something out of Fame. everyone knew the dances, everyone knew the songs. everyone did them. we had call & responses. we had these bizarrely, almost bugsy berkeley choreographed things we'd all do. it was insane, and it all grew organically.

go up to any genx and say, "conjunction junction" and they will say

underrated point of difference in the conventions of ancient and modern theatre is that the ancient chorus is all one gender and age group while a modern ensemble is more usually mixed, at least in terms of gender. must consider this more.

[earth-updates-today]

POWER WORD: CONJUNCTION JUNCTION

What's your function?

[cookies-over-yonder]

I SURVIVED THE FUNCTION!!!!!!!!!

conjunction junction whats your function

[beefrobeefcal]

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[logisticsspecialist1]

Another paid person receiving money from George Sauris to go out and protest against a president. That’s what going to the constitution remind me?

Oh, he’s doing nothing to the consultation. Only Congress can introduce a bill to the floor and then to the Senate to change the law.

Did you forget the cartoon conjunction Junction what’s your function? I’m just a bill on Capitol Hill.

Because so far there’s only prosperity he’s making great deals around the world, bringing technology and money to our country having companies that used to be in other countries come back to America and build their product here. I don’t see how that’s a bad thing.

Securing the border from illegal people whether they’re from Europe down south or from Asia, you have to come into this country the right way. There’s a process this called getting a visa so that you get vetted and you’re not a criminal coming into our country just like it has always been done. My grandfather who came from Ireland had to stop at Ellis Island to get the last get his immunization shots to enter into America. And there was no giving out cell phones or money for housing. He had to work his way into America.

[tubamaan]

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[kittenkes]

I have conjunction junction, what's your function? stuck in my stupid brain.

[katmasteryoda]

Expertly done with a modicum of respect for the actual craft

The weight of humanity's memory held hold onto her grasp of what would be formally referred to as that's some janky shit there deamon, the seamus wizard of Los Angeles. I'd hazard a guess he's somewhere in the nickel underneath needles, over the underpass.

A ticket to ride

Back to better days when

You could haze the

Young punks hurling round their worth in

abstract ownership of mind blowing remedies in the age of disaster, where denial runs desperate deals from a weakness of imagination

for gunrunning

The mob you once loved's

Now leaving

Caugt

heaving

Bricks at your cranium you deserved it they said, your ingrate's infiltrators aghast at a monarch in the making

Disingenuous dilletante at the debutante table railroading a waif whose affadavits were mitigated

Conjunction

Junction

What's your function

The ways and the means

Progenitor's promise egregiously

Doom'd to repeat

Regardless the funnel

Channeling of knew better

to told you so

Bed wetter

The end is near

Jaded snake charmer dope dealer swapping harpooning outsider whose rpg takes down a grass hut revival

Telegraph of lethal merit

Called political overkill

Floating the doomsday parade

Opening up pathways

Distributing disruption

Equally across all Hoarders

Crispy crack clink by never die chemicals tossed ashore in tsunami's toxic dishevelry

Heralding in the new era of

Self centered profit growing incompetence rewarding corporate belligerents slave owners whore house proprietors feverish Quakers

Refraining from reframing

Reality, the virtual

Relented telemetry

[bigbutsofthebible]

“Conjunction Junction, what’s your function?” Next line? Anyone? 

Does this PODCAST make my BUT look BIG? Episode 0 * 09.03.24

[deeds-4him]

If

If you could hold adventure in a bottle! If It’s a tiny word with big responsibilities, creating possibilities. If, is a conjunction (Okay I have to sing, “🎶 conjunction junction what’s your function?…🎶”) If has the power to connect two or more events or things to occur at the same time and point in space. I feel like I’ve been declaring a lot of “if” statements lately: “If we made this much…

[studentessamatta]

Italian conjunctions: però, ma, eppure, e more!

Congiunzioni italiane: ma, ancora, eppure e altri ancora! Italian conjunctions: però, ma, eppure, e more! Congiunzione; qual è la tua funzione? Conjunction junction: what’s your function? Una congiunzione è una parola usata per collegare parole, frasi e clausole. A conjunction is a word used to connect words, phrases, and clauses. Oggi stiamo guardando alcune congiunzioni italiane che…

[midnighticephnx]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: DISNEY'S THE BEST OF SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK! special 30th anniversary edition VHS.