#conrad earp x jones hall

[spaghetti-man99]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Asteroid City (2023) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Conrad Earp/Jones Hall, Conrad Earp/Schubert Green (past), Peggy Green/Schubert Green (past, Conrad Earp & Shubert Green, Peggy Green & Schubert Green, Mercedes Ford & Schubert Green Characters: Conrad Earp, Jones Hall, Schubert Green, Peggy Green, Meredes Ford Additional Tags: Past Relationship(s), Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Humor Summary:

Conrad and Jones are settling into their new relationship, but a busybody friend may throw a wrench in their plans.

OR

Schubert is sad, Jones is a touch jealous, Conrad is stuck in the middle of it all, and Mercedes wants nothing to do with do with this particular mess.

[ffruug]

Still can’t believe Asteroid City made gay people real using icecream

[softchonk]

(queuing this for after the Tumblr black out)

Oh my god I am screaming about this Jones looks like he's so sad but trying to hide it, also he's still in character.

His little sigh after Bill Murray's character calls Conrad "the great playwright" is wrecking me, as well as his little look down after he says "people like you and me"

And OH MY GOD HE LITERALLY QUOTED CONRAD. "Infinity and I don't know what else"???? I am unwell.

ALSO ALSO the way that Bill Murray's character says "new talent Jones Hall" is making me think that this does not in fact happen that long after the show is put on, so everything is still very fresh for Jones.

There are so many little funny things as well, like Jones insinuating they filmed in space, the general awkwardness after the "I wish I was still in it" line, and the complete lack of any background sounds

[carrot-gallery]

Little things about Asteroid City that killed me on my second watching:

The spy in sunglasses just. peeking into the background of random ass scenes

The incredible pause before “you’re perfect”

Jones having his shirt up over his mouth when Conrad very first introduces the character of Augie— same as when he was sitting in on the acting class

The sunglasses spy guy is the one launching empty beer bottles into the sky for the skygazers’ parents to shoot with the ray gun a week into quarantine

The missing scenes we only hear described!!!! i’m gonna make another post for them bc goddamn

As the camera moves off the kiss Jones leans into Conrad sooo tenderly i’m gonna eat glass

Montana and the band just appearing out of nowhere to play the alien song

Augie / Jones / Jason’s uncomfortable little laugh after the daughter asks if they’re orphans and he says no because I’m still alive (this laugh was about Conrad I swear to christ)

The one kid tossing a handful of quarters as the motel manager pitches owning land in future Alien’s Landing, USA

When the bus with the school kids on it pulls up, it has 4 license plates and they all say something weird on them (anyone have a screenshot?)

“It exploded itself”

Whenever a man says “Midge Campbell” all the other men go “Midge Campbell”

The entire point of the whole event is to demonstrate the theory of “cosmic flirtation” but the math doesn’t work

“If you wanted to live a nice quiet peaceful life, you picked the wrong time to get born”

[gayiconwaluigi]

You can’t wake up if you don’t fall asleep. You can’t understand the play until you lose the playwright.

[c-show]

MAYBE I THINK YOU’LL NEED TO REPLACE ME. MAYBE I THINK YOU’LL NEED TO TRY.

[robbinggoodfellows]

shhhhhhhhh he’s eepy

[ffruug]

Still thinking abt Jones and Conrad they’ve ruined my life

[softchonk]

Jones took one look at the naked cowboy paintings and he knew. He stares at it for like the entire time Conrad is trying to tell him to leave

[spaghetti-man99]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Asteroid City (2023) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Conrad Earp/Jones Hall Characters: Conrad Earp, Jones Hall, Mercedes Ford (mentioned), Schubert Green Additional Tags: Fourth of July, Fluff, Comfort No Hurt, Comfort Reading, not projecting at all, Fireworks Summary:

Conrad has never liked the Fourth of July. Jones is determined to change that.

[spaghetti-man99]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Asteroid City (2023) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Conrad Earp/Jones Hall Characters: Conrad Earp, Jones Hall Additional Tags: Fluff, Pre-Relationship, Pre-Canon, Jones is a waiter, Conrad is bored, How Do I Tag Summary:

Conrad has a very interesting interaction on a very boring night.

[spaghetti-man99]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Asteroid City (2023) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Conrad Earp/Jones Hall Characters: Conrad Earp, Jones Hall, Schubert Green, Mercedes Ford, Probably all of the characters from Asteroid City honestly Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Western, Kidnapping, uhhh, honestly i don't know yet, but Conrad deserves to be in a western, And So Does Everyone Else Summary:

When a strange bandit comes searching for information, Conrad is thrust into a world of danger, romace, and adventure, which suits his writer brain just fine.