#couldntbeme

[ask-cristails]

imagine actually thinking you had someone to talk with

[temporaryzookeeper]

*Names myself TemporaryZookeeper because I was “just doing this as a temporary job, but I don’t think I can do it forever.”*

HAhahahahah

[withloveivy]

sometimes all it takes is seeing a blue sky and the sun peeping through the clouds and i’m like … wow i live to see another day! everything is simply wonderful !!!!! and so beautiful !!!!!! and why was i even sad?! that’s ABSURD!!!! i will never be sad AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

[2468timetodissociate]

I personally couldn’t wake up everyday & live off of someone else’s success 🤷‍♀️

#CouldntBeMe #WouldntBeMe #WillNeverBeMe

[untiltheshadowscease]

I keep seeing posts about how crazy it would be to have zero asks or zero notes on a post or whatever and everytime I just laugh like yall just clearly aren't boring enough but not me I'm built different 😝 #couldntbeme#bigblogissues#nonotesnovemberallyearlongbaybeeeee

[jamiemarsters]

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#JamesMarsters #SullivanMarsters #DesertHikeInTheMiddleOfSummer #CouldntBeMe #SweatingJustThinkingAboutIt

[nancyboy1997]

HELP im listening to old fnaf songs why are they good

omagine liking fnaf #couldntbeme

[sophyaforever]

Miami 2018

Fun Fact: the girl i went on this trip with stole EVERYTHING I brought on this trip. #BrokeBehavior #LivingLifeOutYaCar #CouldntBeMe

[verolynne]

🥄 🧠 🥣 I occasionally joke about how “#evolution is holding me together with #chewingGumAndDuctTape” and now I’m just straight up doing it #literally. Like #literallyLiterally! To protect the #mysteryBlister (the likes of which I’ve been developing at #random on my #fingertips for #months now… #moisturizing seems to decrease them so #DoctorSays: #moisturizeMe more!) from my #compulsiveSkinPickingDisorder, I have to hide it from my #trichotillomania #fingies with a LOOSE #barrier of #peely #packingtape. #NEISVoid #LiterallyHeldTogetherWithTape #spoonie #SpoonieSquad #BFRB #ADHD #ThinkingWithPortals #ChronicIllnessStyle #disabilitypostingOnMain? #couldntbeme (at Wascana Lake) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClXBAdrv7As/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[onewhomayascend]

Still "Couldn't Be Me" 💅🏿 prod. by TylianMTB Casual demo listening session this past weekend after auditions... 📸 @anavibess #still #Couldnt #couldntbeme #demo #demos #livedemo #listening #listeningsessions #listeningsession #listeningparty #Hiphop #Rap #Music #musician #musicians #Trap #ludacris #lilwayne #NLEChoppa #megantheestallion #studio #studiolife #studiovibes #studiovibe #freestyle #freestyling #freestylerap #freestylerapper #OMA #OnewhoMayAscend https://www.instagram.com/p/B8KK36kFNAi/?igshid=ewnl4elc3dll

[djlewylew]

#Amerikkka #GoodLuckWithTHATBullShxt #SupremeKnowledge #CouldntBeMe https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu14RFRgIsi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1n9chhoql87lj

[severehd]

These Trump Supporters are getting bold 🤔... Lucky She Not in Atlanta... . Full Video at (Link in bio) . #severehd #severe #shd #CouldntBeMe #ByeBigBertha #racist #fascist #walmart #wallyworld #trumpsupporter

[violeswaifu]

Beginning Jinpachi Route Criticism for you:

Master ichiya ….

Or should I say

Cold fudgingpachi

I’ll leave.. even though I just got back.. from a very very long break

Like the 180 this man pulled I expected it but I didn’t need it. He’s too cute for that

Life’s too hard for my head to be hurting, I’ll need another piercing

I love Yukimura and how awkward he is 🥺I missed it. Won’t replace Masa but their family dynamics of teasing him is great.

No comment on Saizo, if you’ve been to my profile before, you know exactly how I feel about the Kirigakure family. Sasuke’s still cute

Umeko and Matsuko #3567546 have arrived, best hype NPCs ever.

Y’all know the summary halfway spoilers:

Y/N gets sent off as a poison taster because the daimiyo of the land is hella salty and just ugly and Y/N pulled a Mulan; Switched places with her brother and now she has to fit in, has to train with the other guards so her family can survive-ish/ or so she can survive more so at this point. Like this girl is literally fighting poison and wooden swords, #couldntbeme. Anyways, one lovely night the top soldier of the castle walked in on you trying to hurry up and bathe in wash house after hours. Creating a diversion, he helped you get some food, helped keep your covered and you created a new relationship with “Master Ichiya.”

(He helped MC out at guard practice and even said goodbye at war/she cooked for him touching I suppose)

War ended, castle lost, Ichiya is nowhere to be found but you get sent off to the Sanada’s and oddly enough they know you’re a woman, give you a job as a cook etc (even though only people you’ve told is “Ichiya”)

Fast forward:

Ichiya is found out to have been a spy for our lovely eldest brother Noboyuki, and also his personal body guard

FYI, yes you’ll see Jinpachi in Nobuyuki in his route (pic below from his route, took a lot of digging to find this)

And yeah his identity is revealed and now you’re like “uh who’s this asshole?”

So it’s good but I’m not too keen on the personality changes. Ikemen Nobu is the only man allowed to do that and Ikemen Masa. But mainly Ikemen Nobu because like wowwwww if I showed you the premium stories hahaha

Also I’m back 🙂here to stay-y’all should see my puppy he’s 8 months now

[shaylahfuckingbowmast]

when your friends drink bottle leaks #couldntbeme 😂😂👋

[knightlorena]

(juliette & lorena)

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: both 

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: neither

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: they’d post the mugshot #couldntbeme

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: neither 

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Juliette

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: both and then they argue about it 

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: that pillow fight would go on for hours bc neither would be willing to give in first 

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: neither, they don’t help each other out like that