N:Era: Where We Lie Part 2: As Seen On TV
Rosod explained, "Credit cards have a magnetic strip, you stooges, and are highly traceable. Owlis will know Cyras purchased 200 Drakold worth of ice cream if she looks at her bank transactions."
Cyras asked, "How do we stop the river transactions?"
"Wrong type of bank, and I don't know, do I look like a banker? Let's just say Ahmond is already done for."
Ahmond whined, "They're right, Cyras."
"No," Cyras half-shouted, "I'm sure that I can erase this information when I'm at the palace. I know some people. Wink wink, nudge nudge." Cyras playfully bumped her flank.
Ahmond's expression softened. "Thanks, Cyras, you're a good friend."
Cyras thought, how am I gonna do that? I don't even know how these credit cards work, much less erasing transaction history.
Owlis had books for holding records. The transaction history must appear in some type of book.
While she thought, Ahmond got a bag of loot around her waist, carried by a thin strap of leather. Cyras remembered Civics called the straps "belts".
The two departed for Lavandar, the empire's capital, with Ahmond having a bag of loot on a belt around her waist. At some point in Sunnyvilla, they'd see a flash and be walking down well-maintained streets. Tall and sophisticated lined neatly with each other, with various arches highlighting the next part of their destination. In the distance, visible throughout the city, stood the palace.
Cyras saw these mysterious flashes many times, but Ahmond finally explained how there was an entire system of teleporters throughout Wysdom for easy transportation from a kingdom to the capital.
Ahmond said, "I'm not sure how this all works, but Rosod told me they have some psychic coding. This is known as the Telehighway."
"Okay."
The girls arrived at the lawn of Owlis' palace. The giant purple structure fused elegance with sheer power. Vines dangled from balconies covered with plant life and exotic flowers. Banners patriotically displayed the coat of arms of Wysdom, a shield with a rainbow winged peryton in the center. Despite the age, periodically architects retouched with paint, keeping the place an architectural juggernaut.
Cyras came around the back as the garden was her favorite part. Not just because she was used to the outdoors, but because of rows and rows of weird vegetables. She plucked a carrot and bit down.
Ahmond winced as she heard the crunch. "You really should wash those first."
"Carrots are root vegetables. Roots go in the ground."
"Yes, but, that's gross."
Cyras shrugged as she came through the back door into the kitchen area. A brown wolf chopped potatoes.
Ahmond snuck a quick look at the butler.
Acknowledging her glance, Cyras said, "That's Cacao."
Ahmond asked Cyras, "How many workers are here?"
"Lots. Fifty."
The girls walked the stairs. Cyras, being in the prime of her life, made her way up quickly. Erstwhile, Ahmond, being athletically unendeavored, chugged.
Cyras pushed a double door with her head, welcoming a draft as she stepped out. There were two major towers on either the west or the east ends, both ringed by balconies. Columns linked the floor with the overhang.
Ahmond leaned over the small fence, and sprung back, her eyes bulging.
"Cyras, we're, 20, 30… 40 million feet above ground."
"Yup. My room is even higher up at the very tippy top of the tower," Cyras said while standing on her hind legs with her paw up as if she was patting the roof.
Ahmond whispered, "Oh that's horrifying. I can't go up there."
"Good, I wasn't inviting you."
"Hallo, girls," said a tall purple fox who walked towards them. Owlis' hazel eyes stared Ahmond down.
Tail flickering, Cyras knew the next crucial steps relied on what knowledge she could ascertain within this talk.
"Good news, Empress Owlis," Ahmond stammered, "I have enough money, that I can pay you off."
"Oh really?"
"200 Drakold." A shaky paw handed over the burlap sack.
"Tell me how you obtained all this money."
"Well you see, we have some investors." She stared at her paws. "and because summer is coming, our business is actually picking up-"
Owlis picked Ahmond up by the throat and shoved her against a column. Cyras gasped. "You listen here and you listen good you little PUNK. For your little scheme, I should skin you alive, boil you, and drain your fat for making rose-scented candles! I have never been this disrespected by a mere plebeian as you attempted in the past fifty years!"
Cyras bit on Owlis' tail and yanked, but wasn't pulling her away.
Ahmond choked out, "How did you know already?"
"I have a treasurer, genius, I guess they didn't put that in your daily almanac subscription. Anytime someone pays for anything more than 30 Drakold at a time on my bank account, I get an alert. In this case, several. You manipulated, maliciously, with scamming aforethought, my Wildborn cousin into buying 200 Drakold of ice cream. And I really doubt any of your stock is worth that." Owlis dropped Ahmond on her tail.
Cyras kept tugging and Ahmond wheezed. "I'll get the money, I swear!"
"You better, because for this little stunt, I will break you into pieces like a cheap set of plastic trademarked bricks."
Cyras charged Owlis. One hand got her nape and another her gut. The alpha flipped her, dropped her on concrete on her tailbone.
The spine compressed like an accordion but speed was the game. Cyras dropped on her back and bucked at Owlis' jaw.
The experienced fox slapped her feet away and when the younger followed with an uppercut, she replied with a headbutt.
A crack sounded. Cyras sucked on her now reddened knuckles and glared at the Empress.
"Since you two seemingly possess no other past times than angering me, you will both be passing out invitations for Cyras' birthday party. Perhaps that will keep you little fellas busy." Or maybe she said felons with an accent. Whispering, the alpha said, "I'm seriously gonna turn that little girl into a hat," as she walked away.
As Owlis left earshot, Ahmond began whimpering. "What am I going to do?" She grabbed Cyras' shoulders and began shaking the startled fox, "she will end me!"
Cyras smacked Ahmond with a fiery paw, some spit and stupid flying a few inches.
"Thanks," she said as she rubbed her cheek until Cyras launched an onslaught of many fiery slaps. The Karma slaps. A hundred slaps were dealt within exactly two blinks of the eye. Hopefully, Ahmond would think twice before shaking her ever again.
"Ow, my cheeks."
"Well, if we are preserving the other pair, I have a plan," Cyras told her. "On each paper, let's put an advertisement saying, 'get ice cream at Ahmond's Shop'."
"Our shop is called Freezer's."
Everyone called the shop Ahmond's shop. Cyras tilted her head but she only hung out with other kids. Maybe if she was with adults, she would hear the eatery be called Mosor's Malts, Vanos' Vanillas, or Kyofi's Krazy Kreams.
Ahmond said, "I guess passing out advertisements would be a good idea because Owlis has given me until 26:00 on Twiday night."
"That would be Woeday night at that point."
"Um, yeah, whatever, and we'll pass the flyers out for all of our friends."
Cyras said, "You have to do most of the writing." While Ryvoh made sure Cyras knew how to read while training her in the Wilds, she never taught writing, so if Cyras ever wrote anything she did so with painterly penmanship. AKA, horribly.
"Sure."
Both agreed this would be best if they conducted their business in the dining room. Cyras went to her room and brought the bag of little paper slips downstairs.
Hundreds of invitations became several thousand words, that Ahmond worked through with progressing injury. The coywolf learned about the exciting world of carpal tunnel.
So when they began the trek back to the ice cream shop, Cyras bounced down the streets, whilst Ahmond limped on three paws. "Ow, ow, ow."
A Violet approached them. He looked like the one from the shop they bought the lie detectors at except a bit lankier. Rubbing his scaly hands together, he said, "Excuse me, hello."
Cyras bristled her fur as she put herself slightly in front of Ahmond. "Hello."
"I saw you two girls. You see, there's a camera in my brother's shop and he works at the mall, and I heard, well you see, I invented these things, these devices known as lie detectors, and-" He gesticulated wildly, pointing at everything he was describing. "Well, I was noticing, that you two had, bought an awful lot of my machines. And that's lots of money-"
"Listen, I only bought them because unless Ahmond pays off her loan, my cousin Owlis will make her cry."
Ahmond whined.
"Like that. We didn't care about your product and just used you." Cyras gave him a shooing gesture. "Now remove yourself."
Daybreak took a step back.
Cousin, Daybreak thought as her brush brushed him past. He squinted, and realized that fox must have been Cyras, the new cousin of Owlis who was found and rescued from the Wilds.
If the cousin of Owlis bought the products, then, logic went that meant what was good enough for the Empress' cousin must be good enough for everyone else. Suddenly, marketing jingles rang in his head.
A smirk ran across his wide mouth.
Several days later, Ahmond said, "I really don't think we're getting more visitors."
Rosod spooned a mouthful of ice cream. "Well tweedledee and tweedledum, have you ever thought about the fact that anyone you two would be inviting are your friends? And how any friends you have already know about the ice cream shop?"
Cyras said, "Out of interest, Rosod, do you think you're helping, or are you just a jerk?"
"I'm not just a jerk, I'm a smart jerk, toots." She clucked and cracked her knuckles with her thumbs, then cracked either thumb knuckle with the middle and index fingers.
Lilu spooned at a mountain posing as ice cream. A few scoops of vanilla atop a slice of cheesecake, atop a chocolate bar base. And several cherries helped form the mouth.
Rosod said, "You know, just because your mom says you're fat doesn't mean you should make eat yourself sick to spite her."
Lilu's voice feigned interest. "Oh, then tell me what I should do."
"Personally, I start my mornings by having a nice bowl of oatmeal with raisins and a banana. Along with that, I have five milliliters of apple juice, because anything over is excessive with all the sugars. During lunch, I may have a sprig of broccoli, which I put in my fruit salad, as that provides protein in my diet. For dinner, you actually shouldn't eat because you're going to sleep soon, therefore I typically only have a few carrots for snacking-"
"Rosod, I should punch you in the face. That is literally the most upper-class crimson thing I have ever heard. Yesterday, I pounded back a steak, some mashed potatoes, some peas, a bowl of gravy, and a stick of licorice. Cyras, tell her what real food is."
Cyras said, "Well yesterday, I had some carrots, some potatoes, a few gingerbread cookies, a few chicken nuggets, a few slices of pizza. And then I had some mushroom soup. Then for lunch-"
A commercial came on the corner television, catching Cyras' eyes as she recognized the Violet.
"Oh there's an idea, you could do a commercial," Lilu said.
However, the commercial showed the Violet with his product. "Did you know that a study showed two complete strangers will, within a ten-minute conversation, tell 3 lies each? That's incredible." He threw his arms out at the spit-stricken screen. "A lot of dishonesty is going around our parts, but I've been installing lie detectors after talks with police stations, courts, and kindergarten classrooms.
"My patented lie detectors are very simple." A model appeared. "Just put several sensors on the person and watch the biometrics. Signals figure out someone is lying with incredible accuracy. But don't just take my word, here's one of my satisfied customers."
An older crimson appeared. "I been a judge for 'bout sixty years now, and I thought I could tell lies easy, but we're gettin' more and more readings, and keeping many bad people off of the streets. I find this a mighty shame nowadays we're losing our cultural values, and there are no good, honest, young folks anymore, that's why I think this is a good investment."
Daybreak appeared once again. "Why our product is so great, Cyras Sumhyr ordered over 20 of them." He showed footage of Cyras entering the shop. "Order now, and I'll double the offer. Instead, you'll get two Lie Detectors for ten Drakold, that's double the value. Just call in the next fifteen minutes!"
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Homo Superior: Awesome New Species or Super Over-Exaggerated
Mutants being called a different species compared to baseline humans is a common trope in X-Men media. Sometimes by human bigots, sometimes by mutant supremacists. But that,,, doesn't sound right. So we're going to use a trio of Species Concepts biology taught me to test the question: Does this claim hold any water? Like, any at all?
Morphological Species Concept:
If two groups look different and distinctly recognizable, they probably aren't the same species. This is appearance, abilities, and behaviors.
Mutants can obviously do things that are impossible for baseline humans. Professor X can read minds, and Magneto can control electromagnetism. No "Homo Sapien" could, so they are a new species. Very cut and dry. However... can Professor X bend metal with his mind? No? Then I guess he is also a different species from Magneto. And every other non-telepath
Mutants are shown distinct from baseline humans by defining what they are not, but they are as different from one another as they are from baselines. A different species that does not make unless you want to try and apply that logic to each and every one of us, individually
Is a lactose intolerant man a different species than me, who loves to drink milk? No? Guess amazing abilities a nebulous ~~someone else~~ wouldn't have isn't enough to be a new species
Mutants think the same way humans do, socialize the same way humans do, and live the same way humans do. If they can hide their powers they fit right in, no greater difficulty than the stress, which they would not be able to do if a different species
Verdict: They are the same species
Molecular Species Concept:
DNA. If two groups have very similar DNA they are probably related. Similar enough and they are probably the same species.
It's called the X-gene, which seems to either refer to a group of genes or be very poorly understood/vague. Either way the genetic difference between baseline and mutant is small, possibly to the point of being unidentifiable. If you watched First Class, you've seen Charles flirt by naming mutations as an analogy for Mutants. We can assume the X-gene is so small as to be comparable to normal variation
Verdict: They are the same species
Biological Species Concept:
A species is a distinct evolutionary line. If two groups can reproduce together and get kids that can also reproduce they are probably of the same species, because the pair isn't an evolutionary dead-end. If anything gets in the way, be it mechanics, timing, genetic incompatibility, behavior, or kid's (poor) survival they are probably not the same species or on their way to diverging
Some differing species, like grey wolves and coyotes, can produce hybrids, but they won't be of either species. Instead the are something distinct and new (often less suitable to either of the parent's niches), such as the previously mentioned coywolves, who are on their way to being their own species
Let's look at some canon examples of human and mutant pairings, and their kids. I will include Comic and Movie characters, because I wanted an example of baseline parents = baseline kid without feeling pedantic:
Magneto (mutant) married Magda (baseline) and their first child was Anya (baseline). They sometimes then had Wanda+Pietro (mutants). Magneto and Suzanna Dane (baseline) had Lorna Dane (mutant)
Mystique (mutant) and Sabretooth (mutant) had Grayson Creed (baseline). Scott Summers (mutant) and Jean Gray (mutant) had Cable (mutant).
William Drake (human) and Madeline Bass (human) Bobby Drake (mutant) and Ronny Drake (baseline)
mutant + baseline = mutant or baseline, no hybrid
mutant + mutant = mutant or baseline
baseline + baseline = mutant or baseline
If you believe parents of a shared species could produce offspring of a different species, you are wrong. About as wrong as a guy who thinks the dinosaurs are all dead because a black hole was jealous of their beauty and sucked them all up. That's how wrong
Verdict: They are the same species
To Conclude:
Magneto is dumb. Apocalypse is dumb. Shaw is dumb. Trask is dumb. Baseline humans are not the irrelevant leftovers of a bygone area, or the blood-sworn enemies across town. They are the Mutants' identical twin in the bottom bunk with a slightly different freckle pattern
The fact that Apocalypse has existed since 10,000 years ago (according to X-Men: Apocalypse) and manages to find 4 other Mutants every time he shows up despite mutants being unknown to humans is evidence enough to be honest. Mutants are a part of humanity and have been for longer than literature. They are not the instantaneous, brand new direction to replace humanity. They are fully integrated, but often unrecognized, members of the Homo sapiens. No such thing as a Homo superior
You could argue they are a subspecies (Homo sapiens superior), but humans have spread across the entire globe and been cut apart by entire oceans for and have not a single subspecies among us. Native Americans are twice as old as Apocalypse, the oldest known mutant. Mutants aren't even isolated from baselines. It would be very hard to believe they are more separate than any real world group
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