#crack the yolk

[universalzones]

“📝 + (DC)”

"Now listen here. Because of you this mission was a bust, several of my soldiers were hurt, and we nearly got captured by the Chaos Council. That deserves some answers," Rebel said, looking up at the masked stranger.

Batman simply looked down at the strange creature, still pondering how he ended up in this strange world after a battle with Chronos. "I don't have time to answer your questions. If I ended up here then so did Chronos, and believe me, he's a far greater threat then this Chaos Council." Batman then turned to leave.

"So what you're saying is not only you, but someone even more dangerous than the Chaos Council is here? Sounds like you have plenty of time to fill me in. Especially if this Chronos attacks us. We have to know who we're facing if we want to stop them." Rebel wasn't going to stand by and let another person threaten her world more than it already was.

"...Fine. Get your team in order and we'll meet up at your base," Batman said, turning to face the other. "Don't take too long. There's no telling what damage Chronos could do if he and this Chaos Council decide to join forces."

"Good, just give me a sec," Rebel said, turning around to her team. It was a small group so would take long to get them together, even with a few injured. "Come on, we're heading back to base to regroup. We'll take the tunnels since we have injured. And remember, we don't leave people behind if we can help it." The resistance leader then turned around to see the stranger gone.

"So much for my information. Guess we're on our own with this Chronos fellow." Rebel couldn't say she was surprised given how the stranger was acting, though she wasn't aware he was following them.

[montereybayaquarium]

It’s fried egg, fried egg, gotta get down on fried eggs—but only if you’re a sea turtle or an ocean sunfish! This gelatinous sunny-side-up critter is the egg yolk jelly (Phacellophora camtschatica). If you scramble out to Monterey Bay, you may catch a glimpse of these eggsellent drifters floating in the waves.

[ropesbypatricia]

You knew I was a hard-boiled egg...

...so you applied firm and continuous pressure with the palm of your hand as you rolled me back and forth across the counter top...

See: You exposed me

[somegrumpynerd]

EGG ATTACK!!!

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I'm gonna have to read so many bedtime stories nooooooooo

[columboscreens]

[mishapen-dear]

he's the yolker

[msboutofcontext]

[dokpetra]

can you believe these marbs my dearie friend found in a dumpster?? I sortened and countened them & then we (the fellas) each took 1/3 of the stash. Now we can play marbz! My favorite way of playing marbz is examining them one by one. As you would ponder any other orb

[bumblingbabooshka]

A Healer’s Hands

[sysig]

Tamagotchi hype, haircut hype! (Patreon)

[skxrbrand]

"All barbs aside, you seem more put together than the rest here"

Me:

[universalzones]

"Honey, you've got to lighten up a bit. There's no craziness going on here, not right now anyway, so take the chance to relax," Rouge said, placing her arms behind her head as she sat in her sun chair.

"I'll relax when I get back to my world and help my friends. Unlike you, I don't have the leisure to be lazing about and wait for a solution to magically show up." Rebel couldn't understand how this was another version of her as even before the Chaos Council she still was still an active member of society, not a common thief.

Rouge would lower her sun glass's a bit to look at her uptight counter part. "Look, the way I see it you have two options. Keep stressing out on how to get back while the other's look into it, or take such much needed R&R so you're in top shape when you get back. I won't force you, though it wouldn't hurt." She found it hard to believe that another version of her was so strict and uptight, though it made sense from what she's heard about their world.

Rebel would just stare at Rouge for a moment. "Fine, you have a point." If there was nothing she could do than conserving her strength was a wise course of action. The Resistance leader would sit on the second sun chair her counterpart brought, arms crossed. Tense at first, though very slowly began relax under the warmth of the sun.

Rouge figured she'd win Rebel over at one point or another, watching the other slowly relax. "There we go. How's the sun feel?" The thief asked, looking over at them.

Rebel would remain silent, as though she didn't hear the question, for about a minute at least. "It's, nice. It's been so long since I felt the warmth of the sun on my skin, I almost forgot what it felt like." Finally, the Resistance leader let herself fully relax, at least for now.

[discoidal]

just made some delicious but ugly as shit shakshuka god bless my tryhard soul

[todayisafridaynight]

STOP I OVERPLAYED ODE TO JOY WHILE LEARNING PIANO 😭😭😭😭😭

However! I am happy to share and am so glad you see the vision. Sorry In Advance to you and all your followers for the spam but here is a (mostly corrupted) office tour (please note the "Mine Power"-brand gym equipment):

P.S. I recall really liking The Wings of the Kirin, please enjoy!

EVERYONE OVERPLAYED ODE TO JOY GROWING UP IT CAME WITH YOUR PARENTS FORCING YOU TO LEARN THE PIANO LERKJALEKJ

BUT OH MY GOD NO DON'T APOLOGIZE THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT I thank you again for my life this is so important to me you have no idea

[eggsmuses-a]

@fireteam-silent replied to your post: Khalom: Um, he has four arms AND he's a Dad. He gives great hugs. What can you give me, huh?

ᴜ ——— ❝ ... ❞

❝ Extinction. ❞ Or ... you could try being nice for a change, Uldren. Maybe give some glimmer, or an Exotic ? He's working on it.

[symbiotesoldier]

Re-reading Space Knight like:

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