#crackerjacks

[hoofpeet]

Sitting on my forretress like a kid sitting on one of the red target balls

[posterdrops]

Reposted from @zeb_love Here is my new poster for @deadandcompany ! They are playing tonight & tomorrow at Wrigley Field. 🥎 🥎🥎 I love the work that Otis Shepard did for the @cubs back the 1930’s-60s. Particularly the 1960 Official program. This one was so much fun to create. It’s a 4 Color Silkscreen, produced in an edition of 2900. It took me two weeks to design it & a week to print it. Hope you enjoy it! 💀🌹💀 If you can’t make it to the show , I’ll have AP’s in my shop Sunday June 26 at 11am Edt 🥎🥎🥎 #wrigleyfield #chicagocubs #bobweir #jerrygarcia #deadandcompany #grateful #dead #gratefuldead #dorothyandotis #americana #baseball #art #illustration #screenprint #silkscreen #zeblove #caseyjones #longstrangetrip #crackerjacks (at Wrigley Field) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfMkc5DOrpP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[teomuchtohandle]

Comfy Cozy

[notbecauseofvictories]

in another, less cool way, what I want is to eat all the burgers of the day from bob's burgers and am very upset that I cannot.

[best-curse-word-tournament]

Best Curse Word Tournament!

what the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac (English) /wɒt ��ə frɪk fræk ˈdɪdli dæk ˈpæti wæk snɪk snæk kræk pæk slæk mæk ˈkwɔːtəbæk krækərdʒæk ˌbaɪoʊˈfidˌbæk ˈbæktræk ˈθʌmtæk ˈsaɪdtræk tɪk-tæk/ a censored and long way to say “what the fuck”

cabrón (Spanish) /kaˈbɾon/ 1. (depending on region) a coward, bastard, motherfucker, pimp, cuckold 2. (specific to Mexico, Puerto Rico, Costa Rica) dude or mate; a term of endearment between friends

[crackerjack-the-sugarman]

Hello everyone! Seems I got trapped in a pocket dimension, whatever that means! Anyway, apparently there’s this thing called “the internet” which allows you to talk to anyone anywhere whenever you want? Wild! I can scarcely wrap my head around it, but I’m happy for any opportunity to make friends! There’s not much to do here, so feel free to ask me stuff!

[dongslinger--420]

Underrated funny aspect of The View From Halfway Down is that BoJack just fucking makes up facts about his friends. Not a single fact that that we learn about anyone other than BoJack in that episode is canon and it's So fucking funny.

"All of my kills were friendly fire" well first of all if that were true then nobody would've gasped.

"I actually considered killing myself" babes stop projecting yourself onto your dead lover, it's not going to happen.

"My mum counted every carb I ate, it was hell" literally how would you know this.

[bojackandherb]

Being a crackerjack fan is so funny he’s in 2 episodes and he dies in both of them

[bojacksbackupblogobviously]

All day I've been wondering what is inside of me Who can I blame for it? I say it runs in the family

This family that carries me to such great lengths To open my legs up to anyone who'll have me It runs in the family, I come by it honestly Do what you want 'cause who knows it might fill me up

My friend's depressed, she's a wreck, she's a mess They've done all sorts of tests and they guess It has something to do with her grandmother's Grandfather's grandmother saving civil war soldiers Who probably infected her

With me, well, I'm well, well I mean I'm in Hell, well I still have my health, at least that's what they tell me If wellness is this, what in Hell's name is sickness?

But business is business and business runs in the family

We tend to bruise easily, mad in the blood

I'm telling you 'cause I just want you to know me Know me and my family, we're wonderful folks But don't get to close to me 'cause you might knock me up

Mary, have mercy, now look what I've done But don't blame me because I can't help where I come from And running is something that we've always done well And mostly I can't even tell what I'm running from

Run from their pity, from responsibility

Run from the country and run from the city I can run from the law, I can run from myself I can run from my life, I can run into debt I can run from it all, I can run 'til I'm gone I can run for the office and run for my cause I can run using every last ounce of energy

I cannot, I cannot, I cannot run from my family They're hiding inside of me, corpses on ice Come in if you like but just don't tell my family They'd never forgive me, they'd say that I'm crazy But they would say anything if it would shut me up

[zappedbyzabka]

Just staring at the first gif really. All of them actually.

[therealbojack]

Do u ever wonder how things would’ve been if your uncle Crackerjack hadn’t died?

Not really.

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Hmmm..

[teomuchtohandle]

Crochet Project 26: Turtle Beach Blanket

I have completed the main part of the blanket and have been slowly adding turtles to it!

Starting with all the places where I joined yarn to give those spots a little more stability.

After that I'll go back and add any starfish in spots that seem too empty to me!

Queen-sized bed and cat for scale lol

[the-uber-goober]

more british artificer

[declared-dead-crackerjack]

Ask me stuff!

[best-curse-word-tournament]

Best Curse Word Tournament!

slattern (English) /ˈslætɚn/ 1. someone who unconcerned about appearances or surroundings 2. a sexually promiscuous person

what the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac (English) /wɒt ðə frɪk fræk ˈdɪdli dæk ˈpæti wæk snɪk snæk kræk pæk slæk mæk ˈkwɔːtəbæk krækərdʒæk ˌbaɪoʊˈfidˌbæk ˈbæktræk ˈθʌmtæk ˈsaɪdtræk tɪk-tæk/ a censored and long way to say “what the fuck”