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leatherbookmark · 1 year
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i have like a page left until that moment but really when you think about it it’s so funny. you have jl -- the heir of THE jin sect. WHO the hell doesn’t know lj. and then you look him in the face and ask him who his uncle is. WHO his UNCLE (jiang cheng) is. incredible
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threadsun · 11 months
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Pre-bed Question:
Draft Update:
SDJ aphrodisiacs series
SDJ unwilling royal marriage series
Bo x f!reader 69
Jack babytrapping reader
Joseph x teacher!reader x Jean smut
Spicy werewolf mating headcanons
Jean shower sex
SDJ boys talkin dirty series~
Jean catches Joseph and reader
Telling the SDJ boys you want to get bred
Joseph x reader x Jean dirty talk and edging
Jack period oral sex
Jean caring for reader after Ian breakup
SDJ thigh riding
Jack x reader noncon while Joseph watches
Servant!Joseph x queen!reader
Nick teaching a shy reader about bdsm/his job
Ian babytrapping
Vampire AU Ian and Joseph accidentally turn reader
SDJ + Bo sex worker headcanons
SDJ the first time you call them daddy
Vampire AU Jack accidentally turns reader
SDJ + Bo walk in on you masturbating
Jack x reader x Rory somno noncon
Jean x reader role reversal
Rory and Jean come home to reader baking their favourite dessert
SDJ with an autistic reader
Jean blackmailing you into staying with him
Jean x reader post-escape attempt noncon
Director!reader smut
Rory fucking reader on the kitchen counter
f!reader finds out she's pregnant
Bo x bunny!reader
Ian x reader somno, drugging, noncon
Jack x reader loud sex while Shaun is next door
SDJ + Bo find out you're a horny bottom who likes it rough~
Bo x f!reader pred/prey punishment for flirting
Using toys on Doe~
Jack and Joseph x petplay reader
SDJ with reader who has mood swings
Jack x reader blood kink
Shauna mommy kink
Ian x dom!f!reader mommy kink
Doe x virgin!reader
Fucking Jean (who's Ian's dad)
Comforting Doe during a thunderstorm
SDJ x tsundere!reader
Shaun helping aroace reader get off
Jack x fairy!reader micro/macro
Jean bratbreaking kidnapped!reader
Bo changing his vibration settings
SDJ carrying reader to bed, but getting pulled in for cuddles
Ranger Alan!
Jack x Alan fighting for dominance
Alan breeding kink
Jack x reader hypno noncon
MDHM + SDJ in the hunger games
Jack x reader cockwarming
Hypnokink Alan
Rope bunny reader calls them daddy
Reader chokes Jean and doms him (angry sex)
Rory x reader whipped cream and chocolate syrup
Reader is a sadist with a praise and breeding kink
Jean bullying a flustered reader
Hatchet Man Cult AU >:3c
Doe with an equally obsessed reader
Jack x reader dollification
Shaun x reader ghostface rp
Grinding on Jack
SDJ + reader with tentacles
Doe stalking you and watching you touch yourself
Doe with an artistic reader
Jack birthday blowjob~
Barry drugging and noncon
SDJ + Bo swapping bodies with you
Joseph being a freak about your virginity (sexy)
What dogs they'd be
SDJ + Bo with a drunk reader
Ian ball slapping
Joseph x m!reader who works on a different kids show
SDJ + Bo as incubi
Bo x reader x Jack competing to fuck reader better
SDJ + Bo aftercare
SDJ + Bo helping reader who can't walk after being fucked too hard
Barry x reader with an attitude
SDJ + Bo with a sweet, innocent reader
Jean x reader fighting and fucking
SDJ + Bo seeing reader exercise/do yoga
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transhitman · 2 years
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Yo you have any submas headcanons for their interactions with their pokemon?
YEAGH. Thought about this for a while AND IT GOT LONG. Gonna put it under a readmore.
Also I'm not super familiar with fanon stuff so sorry if this is contradictory and weird lol.
Ok so first of all I think Ingo and Emmet live together (rent is CRAZY in Nimbasa City) so they sort of share pokemon even outside of battle.
Ingo's first pokemon was Litwick, which was given to him by his grandpa. His parents were like "uh are you sure that's safe?" but grandpa wasn't worried. Litwick DID in fact try to steal Ingo's soul and generally misbehaved a lot. It set a lot of things on fire. Ingo is however a spiritual brick wall and mostly unaffected by the soul-sucking, so whenever Litwick did something bad he would just pick it up and carry it away. Much to Litwick's annoyance. Chandelure is better-behaved now, but if it ever gets mad and tries to eat someone Ingo still just picks it up and walks away without a word.
Emmet's first pokemon was SUPPOSED to be Tynamo, which his mom caught for him after Ingo got his Litwick. But for like 3 years Emmet had been taking care of a nest of Joltik that had been living in his closet. He got found out when all the double A batteries kept getting used up too fast. He felt too bad to tell anyone and get them removed because the nest seemed to have been abandoned by the mom : ( He has a more proper enclosure now but he sometimes just lets them crawl all over him like weevils. He also lets Elektross wrap around him while he's going about his day at home.
When their shifts end late at night, Ingo walks around the subway with Garbodor and lets it eat all the trash laying around. This is essential to subway matinence. Garbodor also eats rubble from pokemon battles. Hoovers it right up. Sort of a sight to behold.
Crustle had the temperment of a cat. Luckily, it's too heavy to get on counters and knock things over. However, it sometimes breaks furniture legs for literally no reason.
Ingo knows there are some things you just should not touch. Emmet does not and tries to pet their pokemon constantly. He always gets his fingers pinched/cut/burned/otherwise injured and he never learns his lesson. He has a lot of small scars on his hands because of this. How you even pet a mass of gears or an ant made of metal or a literal chandelier is a mystery but god damn it Emmet's gonna figure it out. (The pokemon enjoy this. Their bodies are just hazardous lol.)
Excadrill and Archeops both DEMAND McDonalds soft serve ice cream at least once a week. Or else. They've unionized.
The brothers are battling with some pretty dangerous pokemon, so they both try to be fairly professional with how they're trained (with the exception of the previous headcanons of course lol). However they both cave pretty easily to harmless stuff. They just don't have the heart not to treat them at least somewhat like pets.
This post is already too long so no hcs about PLA Ingo for now... Sowwy
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childotkw · 3 years
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This mean my idea is sparking an au? Because your little piece already makes me want to beg for a snippet because you write tension and tiptoeing on a knife's edge as one of the best fanfic writers in the whole damn fandom
"I think I'm in love," Harry told him quietly.
Tom froze with his glass halfway to his lips. He glanced to the side, to where Harry was leaning against the bar, back and elbows braced against dark wood and hands tucked close but dangling comfortably.
"Oh?" he asked, placing his drink down so it wouldn't shatter.
Harry nodded, and though he was slouched and for all intents and purposes at ease, his jaw was clenched. He watched Tom from the corner of his eye, the same careful regard there mirrored back.
"Anyone I know?" Tom asked, still keeping his voice light, even as his fingers itched for his gun.
"Yeah," Harry turned his head, expression tight with warning. "Ginny, do you remember her?"
Of course Tom remembered her. The red haired little tart had been on the periphery of their life for weeks now. She was like a fucking weevil - crawling all over Harry whenever they saw each other, cajoling and teasing and utterly unable to comprehend the blood and filth that Harry was rooted in.
The only reason Tom hadn't sunk his knife into her pale, insignificant throat was because Harry had never reacted to her salacious overtures.
"I didn't know you spoke with her enough to build a relationship," he said.
He had miscalculated.
"We went on a date last month," Harry revealed, and Tom could feel the rush of adrenaline coursing through him.
"Well, I don't think one date is enough to - "
"We've gone out every few days since."
Tom fell silent. Harry watched him, cautious but not regretful.
How? When had Harry even had the time? They had had back-to-back contracts, had been living in each others pockets for the past year. This was the first respite they had had in months.
When had this bitch had the chance to hook her claws into Tom's friend?
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ayma-nidiot · 3 years
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“Don’t Speak Their Names” - Shrimpshipping fic Chapter 32
This chapter can be found here on AO3.
Chapter 32 - God-Shattering Star
“Oh, cry me a river, Rex!” Weevil glanced to the battle below; many of the Club members had already died. Joey, Mai, Yugi, Téa, Tristan, Atem, and Duke were the only fighters who hadn’t sustained any serious injuries against the massive Earthbound army. Even Phuckdis and William were riddled with gashes, yet refused to retreat with Dr. Balls. “So your allies still cling to life like a drowning man onto a rock. Cute. Not that it will do any of you any good!”
“Rex…” Mako crawled on the floor; luckily for him, Espa retreated from the battle before he got hurt at all. “Don’t listen to him! You’re… hah… You’re the only one who can… save us…”
“Mako, don’t…” It was just then that after recalling the fight with Nortius, Rex had an idea. “Wait a second, Amber.”
“Papa, what is it?”
“I want to try something out. Why don’t we try fusing, just like Mako did with Jinzo?”
“But we don’t even have Polymerization! Those who do either are incapacitated or otherwise occupied! And you can’t even fly… If you fell to your death just like Kaiba, and all because of a stupid and ill-timed experiment, I…”
“Argh, we’ll both die anyway if we do nothing!” Rex pumped his fists in the air. “Show a little bit more Raptor spirit, why don’t you?”
“Papa… Okay. I trust you.” So Amber spoke as she half-shifted, and Rex began a long freefall.
“You really are a blooming idiot, aren’t you?” Weevil would have laughed longer, but stopped when he saw Rex glow pink. “So you think you can- Huh?”
“What’s… What’s happening to my boy?” Ptera wondered as Spinos tended to her wounds.
“Don’t tell me…” Phuckdis began. “Rex is…”
Before Rex could fall very far, Amber had completely fused with him, and he grew angel’s wings that soon turned into Rabidragon’s wings. Even if only by a little bit, the gloomy weather began to dissipate, replaced by an enormous pink glow at the top of KaibaCorp Tower. 
“What is the meaning of this?” The shining presence of Rex - with his bow, fluffy white shirt, golden pants, and Rabidragon’s ears and tail - intimidated Weevil. “Just who do you think you are, that you can challenge me? Well, no matter! I’ll kill you right here, as I intended to do from the beginning! Take this!” 
“...” Rex didn’t say anything as he simply held his bow at his side, and grabbed the chain whip before it could hurt him.
“It’s… Impossible! Aaaah!” Weevil reeled backwards when Rex threw him. “How can a weak rabbit like you stand up to me? ”
“It’s because…” Phuckdis made his presence known. “Rex is the true God-Shattering Star.”
William bowed in reverence with his brother and the remaining members of the Club. “He is the light that will save us all.”
Espa could still see Weevil and Rex, even from his hospital room. “Is that you, Rex Raptor?”
Joey looked up at Rex’s true form with a hint of jealousy. “That’s more powerful than anything I could cook up with the Claw of Hermos. I suppose that runt isn’t as weak as I thought him to be.”
Rex finally opened his now-crimson eyes and began to speak in a distorted voice. “Weevil… No, Earthbound God Sanpedro. I will kill you, right here and now, and free my beloved Weevil Underwood from your clutches.”
“So now you want me to die? That’s rich! What a fool. Come on, boy, come try me!”
“Hey, let me help too!” When Joey rushed up to Rex, he could feel an invisible barrier push him backwards. 
“Joey, this is my fight alone. Why don’t you just take out the small fry and let a pro handle this?”
“Hahaha!” Despite the fact that there were still several hundred Earthbound soldiers left, Joey couldn’t help but laugh. “Even when he’s some almighty angel… god... thing, he’s still definitely that silly Rex Raptor. Well, my dude, consider my morale boosted! You heard the man, guys!”
“H-How dare you address the God-Shattering Star that way?” Phuckdis was clearly offended. 
“Aww, come on, lighten up! Or you can just, I don’t know, sit there and relax while us duelists take care of the bad guys.”
“Or I can just, you know, show you just how strong us shapeshifters are!” Upon hearing Joey’s words, Phuckdis felt his strength anew, as did his brother. “I cannot fly, but that doesn’t mean I cannot fight!”
“Headstrong and reckless like your ‘God-Shattering Star.’” Duke chuckled. “Well, then, you better do a good job proving how strong you are!”
“You’re a poet and didn’t even know it!” Tristan quipped.
“You see, Weevil?” Rex stared at the nearly-soulless shell of his boyfriend. “You picked the wrong side to fight for. You have no friends there.”
“‘Friends,’ huh…” Weevil stared absentmindedly at the fighting below, especially at Joey and Atem. The chain whip rattled in his hands as he shook in anger. “Must be sooooo nice to have them! It must feel soooooo nice to be able to get palsy-walsy with people who didn’t give a shit about you just four years ago!”
“Weeves?!”
“You… YOU FUCKERS WILL ALL PAY!” Weevil dove as fast as he could, with all the anger he could muster ready to fuel his strike upon Atem.
“You coward! Get back here!” Rex couldn’t dive anywhere near that quickly, but tried to keep up as fast as his unborn baby would allow him, holding onto her for dear life.
“Eh?” Joey noticed Weevil coming for him before anyone else did, and braced himself with the Red-Eyes Black Dragon Sword. “Atem, look out!”
“Amulet Dragon, protect us!”
Weevil had originally planned to strike everyone in one blow with the chain whip. But being the deceptive little shit he was, he decided on a different mode of attack - bypassing all of the monsters and encasing his two most hated enemies in spider webs instead. “Ha! Syke!”
“Ggh!” Already, Joey was up to his neck in spider webs - yet for some strange reason, his sword arm remained free, as did the sword itself. The webs would not give way, no matter how hard or often he slashed at them.
“W-Weevil…” Atem could hardly talk, as the spider webs gripped his throat tightly. “I… I thought we were friends!”
“Me? Friends with you?! What a joke! Do you honestly expect me to believe a word of bullshit coming out of your mouth after the suffering you’ve caused me? Do you honestly think that after all you’ve done, I’d consider you a friend?” Weevil cackled as Atem writhed in pain. “If anything, you’re lower than the dirt underneath my feet!”
All the commotion awakened Heka. “F-Father… No! Dear gods, what’s happening to my father?”
“Boy! How does it feel to know that your father is no longer the King of Games?”
“Leave… him alone!” Heka flung a flimsy arm, releasing a ball of light that Weevil easily blocked. 
“Hmm… Nah, I think I’ll pass on that. In fact, I’d rather kill him before your very eyes!” Weevil approached Atem, with the intent to decapitate him with the chain whip. That was, until Rex blocked him in the nick of time, drawing Weevil’s attention away from his two captives. “Humph. It’s you again.”
“Damn right!” Rex’s smile faded when not long after he blocked the attack, his bow began to crumble. “Uh… Uh-oh…”
“Hah! Some ‘God-Shattering Star’ you turned out to be! Looks to me like you’re the one who’s shattered!” 
“Crud… I kind of need a weapon!” Rex picked up a sword from one of his fallen allies, but it was so weak that Weevil shattered it with his bare hands, grabbing Rex by the throat right after. “Ngh!”
“Before I kill you right here and now, tell me something, Rex. Why did you defend these guys?”
“B-Because… They’re… my… cough… cough…”
“They accepted you so easily, just because you play by the rules… Why is friendship such an easy thing for you, yet I could never make one friend? Why do Joey and Atem and literally everyone else in this fucking city love you and think I’M the worst duelist there ever was?”
“Don’t… Don’t I count, Weeves?” More than the iron grip of Weevil’s right hands, Weevil’s words hurt Rex. “And your own daughter? Have… cough… Have you already forgotten what we’ve all been through? We’re… willing to… forgive you… Just… Ugh!”
“Not another word out of you! The Earthbound Gods are the only friends I need now! Not you weaklings!” Ignoring the twinge of pain in his heart, Weevil lightly ran the chain whip over Rex’s left arm, barely enough to draw blood. “I’m going to fucking kill you!”
Weevil was so far gone into his own madness that Joey was certain he wouldn’t be able to hear him now. “Psst… Rex.”
“J-Joey?” Rex turned his head around, just enough to see Joey.
“You said… cough… that you needed a weapon, right?” Joey held up his sword arm. “Ya’ think this will be good enough?”
“That’s…!” Flashbacks of his Orichalcos duel flooded Rex’s mind. That’s the sword that sent my soul to the Great Leviathan! But if there’s no other choice, then…
“It’s now or never! Think fast!” Joey threw the Red-Eyes Black Dragon Sword at Rex, hoping to the gods he’d catch it and put it to good use.
“If that sword can’t cut the spider webs, then what makes you think that Rex will somehow magically put it to good use?”
Rex felt the sword land in his right hand, and had a clever idea. “By doing… this. ”
“G-Gaaaaah!” Weevil howled in pain when Rex did the unthinkable - completely cutting off his right arms and thereby freeing Atem and Joey from their bonds. He stared at Rex wide-eyes. “You would dare hurt me? Aren’t you scared of losing the love of your life?”
“Yes, I am.” Rex pointed the sword at Weevil’s face. “But the thing I’m even more scared of? Seeing Weevil Underwood beat himself up and become a destructive monster where a man once was.”
“Ugh, you were always so talkative!” Weevil flew higher and dove at Rex like a peregrine falcon. Rex took to the air as well and parried this attack with the sword, but not without some recoil. “Just one of the many things I hate about you!”
“Hah!” Rex repelled Weevil with the sword, enough to put a slight dent in the chain whip. “Your psychological tricks aren’t going to work on me now, Weevil!” 
“But maybe a variety of attacks can!” Weevil shot spider webs from his left hands that stuck to Rex’s butt-length hair and part of his shirt.
“Tch…” Rex didn’t like the sensation of sticky things in his hair, but grinned and bore it for now. “Am I supposed to be scared by the fact that you’re still part-spider?”
Weevil smirked as he barraged Rex with the chain whip. “Oh, I still see the fear in your eyes, Rex Raptor. A fear that you will lose the father of that child you’re carrying.”
Weevil’s words reminded Rex of his more painful contractions that got ever closer - yet being the bold man and duelist he was, he paid them little heed.
“I’ll give you credit for one thing,” Weevil spoke while he beat his wings faster, deadlocked in battle, trying to crush Rex with the chain whip. “You’re quite the warrior. And you’ve changed since your Orichalcos duel with Joey. It appears that you’re not going to let something like mere words rile you up.”
“But I can tell my words are riling you up…” Rex whispered closed to Weevil’s ear, catching him off-guard, before stabbing him in the shoulder with the sword. 
“Ngh…” Finally in pain, Weevil could feel his strength dwindling.
“Weeves…” Rex stared at his boyfriend - and stabbed him in the left thigh - in sorrow. “You can’t honestly mean that you want this… any of this! Don’t you remember seeing your daughter for the first time on the ultrasound? A-And how I told you all those years ago that I want nobody but you? How fast our hearts were beating when we confessed our love?”
“You… dino brain! Ack!” Weevil could no longer repel Rex’s attack and fell a few feet downwards. “I thought I told you that you can’t sweet talk your way into killing an Earthbound God!”
“You called me ‘dino brain’ again…” Tears of joy pooled in Rex’s eyes. “I know you still love me… Once the Rex Raptor has his sights on you, you can’t get rid of him.”
“Actually, I can ,” spoke a voice that was clearly not Weevil’s.
“Is… Is that you, Watda?” Weevil’s real voice finally came out.
“It appears to me that you’re going to be useless now, Uru… So it looks like I’m going to have to take matters into my own hands.”
“No… No!” Weevil thrashed about in the air, confusing Rex. “Leave Rex and Amber alone!”
“Weeves, what’s going on?” Rex couldn’t hear Watda’s voice.
“Goodbye, you damned useless rabbit…”
Weevil couldn’t control the ball of dark energy coming out from his right hands. “Wait… Watda, stop!”
“Ah!” He wasn’t fully confident that he could block this evidently stronger attack, but Rex enveloped himself in his dragon’s wings. 
And Rex wouldn’t have to block the attack. For before Watda’s attack could hit him, Weevil managed to separate from Watda, taking the full brunt of the attack last minute.
“W-Weeves!” The strength in Rex’s eyes now gone, he watched in horror as his boyfriend froze in the air before beginning a rapid descent into Domino City’s concrete. “Oh my gods… No… You’re going to come back, just like you did last time… right?”
“Even an Earthbound God and the Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon can’t survive a 1000-meter fall. You saw it yourself when Cusillu, Aslla Piscu, and Kaiba all died.”
“Shut… up…”
“Now what are you going to do, since your beloved Weevil Underwood lies dead?” Watda laughed as his shadows grew fiercer. “You’re nothing without him, you weak-ass monster. Nothing!”
“That’s… That’s not… Oh!” Before Rex could aim his sword at Watda, he suddenly felt amniotic fluid trickle down his legs. He shook so badly that he lost grip of the sword as it plummeted after Weevil.
“You’re in labour, hmm? Looks to me like you have two choices: one, continue to fight me and risk losing your baby; or two, going back to ground level to give birth. But with that second option, there might be a sliiiiight chance I’ll destroy the world. Either way, you lose! Hahahahaha!”
No, he won’t, spoke Amber’s voice.
“Ngh… Amber, you’re still there?”
I’ve been with you the whole time, Papa. You’ve got to finish this fast!
“But how do you expect me to do that? Especially since… your Daddy is…”
There is one way. Now that Daddy has been separated from Watda… Papa, I’ll give you all of my strength. Use it to finally banish this mongrel to hell, where he belongs! Amber de-fused from Rex. In fully shifted form, she engulfed Watda, leaving only the Earthbound God’s chest exposed. In the process, lights sprung from the ground as the bow regenerated in Rex’s hands.
“Ggh! Let go of me, you wench!” Watda struggled to no avail.
Before Rex could process what was going on, he coruscated like the northern lights, and he stretched out his new angel’s wings. His hair grew past his legs, and brown locks encircled his arms.
“Oh my…” With the Earthbound army now vanquished, Phuckdis could truly behold his people’s chief god.
“That’s my boy!” Ptera cheered. “Give that bastard what for!”
“Hehe!” Rex gave his mom a thumbs up. “One kick-ass arrow, coming right up!”
“What are you doing?” Watda could feel his time at an end.
“Watda!” Rex continued to growl as he pulled his bowstring back, and his body and weapon grew ever brighter. “Go back to the shadows! Hyaaaaaaaah!”
“It’s…” Watda could say little more as the glowing arrow impaled a giant hole in his chest. “It’s done… I’m… done… Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!”
“Finally, something we can agree on.” Rex’s descent back to Earth started slowly, but upon reaching six feet above ground, he reverted forms and fell into Spinos’ arms.
“God-Shattering Star!” Phuckdis and the remaining Club members ran up to Rex.
“Is… Is that what I’m called? Heh, sounds pretty cool…” Rex would have rested if he didn’t wonder about Amber. “Wait a second, where’s Amber? Where is my daughter?”
“Rex!” Mokuba pointed to an approaching Joey, who carried a heavily mutilated Amber in his arms.
“Amber!” Rex got up from his prone position to hold Amber, whom Joey had gently lowered to the ground. “No! I… I thought we got him! I thought we defeated Watda together!”
“W-We did… But at a cost… What did you think I meant when I said ‘I’ll give you all of my strength?’”
“Amber…?” Rex couldn’t even hold Amber’s right hand anymore, as it began to fade into nothingness. “What’s happening? Please… This isn’t happening!”
“My… My granddaughter…” Ptera cried as Spinos and Tricera consoled her. Not a single eye was dry as Rex’s friends and allies watched the scene unfold. Even Espa and a newly-healed Mako could see what was going on.
“But… But we only got to duel once!” Joey got down and cried with Rex. “And you haven’t even dueled Espa yet! I thought you were going to win back his Serpent Night Dragon!”
“Joey… My friend…” Amber reached out her left hand to Joey. “I… I just wished I had… acknowledged you as such… earlier…”
“Amber! No, please don’t die!” Pretty much every body part Rex tried to grab at faded away, except for Amber’s head, shoulders, and left hand. 
“Die? No, I’m just about to be born…” Amber placed what was left of her left hand on Rex’s baby bump. “I can’t wait to see you again and forge our bonds anew.”
“Amber…?” Rex cried as Amber chuckled one last time before her future self was no more. “AMBER! NO! Oh… my gods… Sniff…”
“My love!” Heka, who had just fully healed, ran to Rex. He had only seen future Amber for a brief spell before she died. “Oh, no… My heart…”
“Heka, I’m so sorry…” Rex hugged his daughter’s boyfriend. “Not only for your mother’s death, but also for Amber’s…”
“Forget about me! You just lost your daughter!” Heka cried into Rex’s shoulder as Atem consoled him too.
“Amber… I… Aaaaargh!” Rex suddenly doubled over as the remainder of his amniotic fluid gushed out all at once.
“His water has already broken… Rex is going into labour!” Mokuba announced. “Someone call an ambulance!”
“It’s for real this time, guys!” Joey got up and dialed the campus emergency number. After that, he knelt down again, trying to calm Rex down in any way he could. “Rex, hang in there. We’re going to get you help!”
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yamithediaperdork · 4 years
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He’ll always be her baby (Legend of zelda)
It was a warm summer day when Link made his way back to the kokiri forest. Instead of returning to the past as Zelda had wanted, he stayed in the future to help her and after 2 years of hard work the kingdom was back to normal more or less and Link was actually betrothed to the princess. In a odd way that was part of why he was going to the woods today, he wanted to get the blessing of his semi mother Saria about the union. (Link of course knew that Saria wasn't his real mother, but having raised him from a baby, and changing his diapers all those years, she certainly qualified in Link's mind.) Just how long she HAD been changing his diapers was a sore point for the hero of time, as he'd been a total failure at potty training till he was 7..And even then had still been fighting bed wetting until a few weeks before he'd started his quest. (actually when Saria had run up to talk to him that morning she'd been coming over to see if he'd kept his bed dry.) Today however such thoughts were pushed out of his mind as he left Epona at the entrance of the forest and left the horse go and do whatever it did when he wasn't around, as the beast got uneasy around all the kokiri who crowed it not used to seeing horses. Saria was waiting for Link with a smile on her face even as she tried to resist the urge to introduce Mido to her fist, a familiar urge of course but one that was winning as Mido whined on and on about how he had wanted to hang out with Saria. "I'm just saying, he shows up here acting like some sorta big shot and well..I'm a big shot too!" Mido whined. "..Mido you guarded part of the path to the forest temple. Link saved the world from Gannondorf." Saria pointed out, rolling her eyes. "exactly! I was a big help!" Mido huffed and puffed out his chest. "Mido?" Saria said and rubbed the bridge of her nose. "Go home before I have to give you anther black eye please." Mido huffed, but stormed off, muttering about how he was leaving because HE wanted to, as Link came into view. "There's my little guy!" Saria coo'ed and held open her arms for a hug. "Heh..not so little anymore Mom." Link said, bending a knee to get down so she could give him a big hug, both of them smiling. "Hush now, you're not too big I can't still take you over my knee." Saria scolded playfully and reached around to give link's bottom a playful swat. Link played along and winced. "oh nooo, not a spanking!" he chuckled, then got back up and as they headed for Saria's house instinctively reached out and took her hand, with her leading the way. 'amazing how after everything I've been though, and how much i tower over her she can make me feel like a Lil kid again with such ease.' Link mused to himself. 'amazing how no matter how old or big he gets, Link's still such a little guy.' Saria mused. Of course from her Point of view, while she knew that link had saved the world and was a very capable fighter.. she mostly interacted with him when he came home due to the limitations of her race. Thus she knew him best as a silly big goofball. "So, what brings you around? the carrier you sent just said you had important news for me." Saria said as the made it into her home, and Link dropped his travel bag. Now more indoors though Saria noticed that link frankly smelled, though anyone who'd ridden all day on a horse was expected to have a certain funk to them. "Well see-" "Hold that thought. somebody needs a bath." she said and held her nose, but smiled. "uh..oh yeah..ehehe..Guess I am a little ripe." Link said sweat dropping. "I'll just go hop in a river and-" "No need! I finally broke down and got a tub installed in the house." Saria said, grinning ear to ear. she had been the first to semi get indoor plumbing (well OK, it just went out a tube to a ditch behind her house) and was now the first with a indoor tub.. and looked proud as heck about it. "Oh neat! I bet Mido is turning green with envy!" Link chuckled and Followed Saria up the steps. "oh you know it. he tried to get one for his house but couldn't get the sage discount.. then he spent like a week running around in the tall grass trying to find rupees. by the time he got a tub installed it was barley big enough for him and he was too pooped to complain." Saria snorted, then added "Watch your head Linky, the second floor is more my height." Link had not forgotten that fact, as he was already hunched over but smiled at the warning. "Thanks mom. heh.. maybe I should just start crawling when on the second floor." he joked. "...don't offer something that adorable up if your not gonna do it." Saria said with a wink and a smirk, then lead link to the bathroom. Looking at the toilet and the tub in the bathroom, link tried to hid his disappointment as neither was terribly big but then again they were made for Saria's size. "You'll have to activate the fire spell runes to warm up the water, and that'll take about 10-15 minutes depending on how hot you want your bath." she said and nodded to the markings by the tub. "Uh..thats gonna be a problem.. had to use up alot of my magic getting here, ran into some left over moblins." Link groaned. having to take a bath without being able to lay down unless he wanted his legs over the side of the tub as it looked like, and now a cold one was NOT going to be fun. "well I guess I can stay inhere and warm it up for you." Saria said and smiled, then noticed the look on Link's face. "oh don't give me that! I've wiped your poopy butt, you don't got anything I haven't seen before!" she scolded, hands on her hips. "I..well..uh..Just.." Link whined and squirmed. "Pffft..Your too easy. I can just get the tub filled for you and then leave the room while you get naked and soak. just don't take so long that you need me to warm the tub up Little guy." she said laughed. "...that wasn't funny!" Link huffed and looked pouty. "Yes it was and you know it." she laughed. after scrubbing himself clean and draining the tub, Link had to admit he felt like a new man and as he dried off he went to grab his clothes.. only to notice that they were gone. 'I swear..she's like a little ninja.' he though with a sulk and wrapping the soft towel around his waist Link made his way downstairs. Saria was sitting at her table, enjoying a glass of berry juice and having a mischievous look on her face. "I don't suppose you know where my clothes are do you mom?" Link asked sarcastically. "well if i had to guess, some kind and wonderful lady who fancy's herself your mom thought what good would it do to have you go and take a bath if you were just going to put on your smelly clothes afterwards, and talked Mido into washing them in exchange for a date at some point." she said and sipped her drink. "whattt? why would you go on a date with that little twerp?" Link huffed then shook his head. "And what am i suppose to wear while i wait for doofus to finish washing and drying my clothes?" he added. "...I had assumed that you had packed a change of clothes." Saria said, then got a sheepish look on her face as Link blushed and looked at the ground.  "Notttt so much huh?" "I uh.. brought extra rations of sweetmeats and those pastry's you liked.. and a few health potions.." Link said in a small voice. "Well uh..it's not like i just have clothes in your size laying around here..well, mostly." She said and rubbed the back of her head. "..Mostly?" Link asked. "Welll uhhh..know it's been awhile since you spent the night..but if you had ever decided to..I wanted to be prepared for my little bed wetter." Saria said and quickly took a drink of her juice as Link put two and two together. "Moooom! I've told you! I'm notta a bed wetter anymore!" Link huffed as his cheeks turned crimson. "well you should be thankful I thought you were, or you'd be going around naked till your clothes are cleaned." she said matter of fact. "...so my choices are..walk around in the buff, or waddle around in a diaper?" Link asked, putting a hand to his face. "Mmmmhmmm. Your choice though Lil guy. like Mommy said, you don't have anything she hasn't seen before." Saria said sweetly. "...what even is my life anymore?" Link groaned. In the end Link decided that wearing the stupid diapers couldn't be worse then going around naked, but made it clear that A) he'd be pampering himself, and B) it was JUST to cover his junk up, he wouldn't be using them. Saria had just smirked and gave a little wink, as if to say 'whatever you say' and after getting out the thick massive cloth diapers for link, and the huge diaper pins, let him head back up the stairs by himself to put himself back in diapers. she had tried to offer him the green plastic pants that she had gotten him as well, but he'd turned those down since that would of just been needed if he was gonna soak them, and she decided not to press the subject. Discarding the towel, and laying out the diapers, Link stared at them for a few seconds..then a few more till actually five minutes had passed, trying to figure out just HOW to do this. "good grief." he muttered to himself. "I can solve puzzles in dungeons while being attacked by monsters but not figure this out? how hard can it be?" Ploping his butt down on the thick cloth and tugging it up and reaching for a pin, he found out it could be very hard as he jabbed his thumb with the end of the diaper pins over and over, cursing softly at first but by the fourth time he started to let out a loud curse. "Son of a mother-" he growled onto to be cut off by Saria downstairs. "Language little man!" she called up. "..Brisket eating weevil." he huffed and took a second to suck on his poor thumb to ease the pain, before realizing just how that HAD to look. Finally getting the diaper pins in, though being careful not to stab himself yet again, Link stood up and smiled, proud of himself for having figured the stupid thing out even if the diapers were sagging on his hips. Waddling due to the thickness that kept him for getting his thighs to close together, link came down the stairs just beaming with pride. which as Saria turned and looked, made her break out into a big grin of her own, he just looked so damn proud of himself for figuring out how to get a diaper on. then she spotted his thumb, wet with drool and the red marks on it and came over. "oh link! your poor thumb! why didn't you ask for help?" she asked, and as the padded hero blushed and squirmed, she wiped his thumb off then gave it a kiss. "there, all better! she coo'ed, kissing his boo boo better just like she used to. "Uh..thanks mom.." Link said in a sheepish tone and Saria caught herself. "Oh..yeah..ehehe..Guess kissing it better isn't really a thing anymore..force of habit." She said and rubbed the back of her head, now looking sheepish herself. Link went to tell her that it was OK, when his diapers slid down from around his hips and landed on the floor around his ankles. "..Maybe mommy should help you with your diapers after all." Saria said, covering her mouth and trying hard not to laugh as Link just stood there, mortified. Saria was a little bit worried about Link as she got him to lay down on the floor. He seemed out of it and with a distracted look on his face started to suck on his thumb, just nodding and helping her however she asked as she adjusted his diapers, getting them on much tighter this time, though they still seemed to sag a little. "Link? sweetie? Mommy thinks you should wear the plastic pants to help keep your diapers from falling off again, is that ok?" she asked in a sing song voice, rubbing link's tummy and tickling it a little just like she used to do when he was 5. Link giggled and coo'ed a little and nodded his head, drool coming down his chin. getting a cloth and wiping his chin, Saria then unfolded the plastic pants which had honestly set her back a little bit and frowned. till now she hadn't actually looked at them, having just assumed they would be as she had ordered and was dismayed to see a row of  white ruffles on the butt. 'oh, he's going to just LOVE this.' she thought dryly, suddenly glad he was still in baby mode. getting the plastic pants over his feet and ankles, and down his legs Saria called out to link to lift his hips, and when nothing happened she tried a different command. "Butt up." automatically Link's hips lifted and she got the plastic pants (or what that panties with the ruffles she wondered) around his hips and smiled as they were nice and tight and would clearly keep link from accidentally flashing anyone again. Helping link sit up he giggled and took his thumb out of his mouth, clapping happily..then seemed to freeze and looked around the room, then down at his crotch and then over his shoulder at his butt. "...explain. Now." he whined and squirmed, looking around for something to cover up in. "You went baby brained after flashing mommy and uh, with the plastic panties on your diapers won't fall down again!" Saria said quickly. "...and the ruffles?" Link asked, though his annoyed tone had shifted to almost a whining tone by now. "Not my chocie! Honestly i never looked the plastic pants over and just assumed they didn't have them." saria said and after a beat. "but they do make your butt look cuter." "Moooom!" Link whined and crossed his arms, his bottom lip sticking out. "Oh don't be such a grumpy Gus..unless you wanna go for a nap." Saria said as a joke but then noticed how link just huffed and looked away. "...do you wanna go for a nap Link?" "I..ngh.. I am tired.." Link said in a little voice. "of course you are. you rode a long way here, battled some mean old Moblins, and then all of this mental stress. How about I set you up for a little nap, and I'll wake you when your clothes are ready?" Saria asked, and ruffled link's hair. Link let out a cute little gurgle as his hair was ruffled and leaned into it, making Saria mentally gush. "I..that sounds good mommy." Link said, almost in a babyish tone. rolling over onto his side and then making use of a nearby couch to get out, Saria was trapped between gushing and laughing at how frigging cute he looked with his puffy ruffled diaper butt pushed out, then he was toddling unsteadily as he headed for the stairs. "Easy there link, I bunched up the diaper more then you had it so it's a bit thick-" Saria started as Link yelped and landed on his padded rear with a crinkle. "er.." Link blushed and rubbed the back of his head, then slowly made his way to his feet again and paused for a second. "er..Mommy..could you maybe.." he asked, holding out a hand for balance. Saria smiled and rushed over, helping him make his way to the stairs where he used the railing to help himself up the steps but as they got to the second floor both of them paused. "..there's no way your gonna be able to crotch down and keep your balance up here." Saria said. "...Yeah I know." Link whined then looking around, as if to make sure only mom was gonna see, he got down on all fours and started to crawl. standing behind him and watching him crawl Saria had little hearts in her eyes, this was just too friggen adorable! With his fat diapered bottom swaying back and forth Saria easily caught up to Link and getting him into her bedroom she toyed with trying to get him into his old crib. then looking at his size, then at the crib, knew while it would be cute as fuck there was just no way Link would be able to get a good sleep in the tiny thing (and there was a good chance he'd break it getting in anyways) Thankfully her bed was MUCH bigger then she really needed as she was prone to tossing and turning, and had a bad habbit of leaving things on the end of her bed rather then putting them away so Link barly was able to fit as he crawled under the blankets and rested his head. adjusting the blankets herself Saria leaned down and planted a smooch on Link's forehead and noticed that he was squirming and looking around a lot. "what's wrong Link? do you need to use the potty? want a bed time story?" she asked. "I uh..well..it's 'brassing." Link mumbled, and turned to hide his face in her pillow. "...More embarrassing then having me diaper you?" she asked with a smile. "..Do you..uh..maybe still have..one of my old soothers?" Link asked, though he kept his face in the pillow so Saria wasn't sure she heard him right at first. "..heh. well I think so.. let me go and check the box where i put your old baby stuff." she said, in a amused tone while link whined but let out a soft 'kay.' She found the pacifier, with relative ease, the large yellow nipple was dusty though as was the green lip guard so she took it to the bathroom to wash off before coming back with it for link. she also left the box of baby items out on the off chance maybe after his nap link would wanna play with his old rattle or blocks. (Sadly his old stuffed deku scrub had fallen apart with age) "open wide lil man." She said in a sing song voice holding out the pacifier for her big baby and link opened up for her like the good little boy he was. she slip the paci in and smirked as he instantly started to nurse on it, his face bright red but smiling behind it and he closed his eyes and snuggled into her pillow. within seconds the little cutie was asleep, and Saria briefly wondered if she should of asked what the big news was before putting him down for the nap, but figured that could wait for later, and just tip toed out of the room, shutting the door as quietly as she could. The end
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In the White Light - Prideshipping fanfic Chapter 25 (last chapter)
Also on AO3. 
Author’s note: Prepare for minor character hell. Hehehe.
Chapter 25 – Epilogue – Haunted Houses and Magic
~One year later~
“And that is the last time I will ever wear a dress in public.” When he was out of view of the partygoers, and the wedding reception ended, Kaiba shimmied out of the dress he was in. He didn’t care that he wore nothing underneath that except garters and underwear.
“Correction, next-to-last time.” Atem took off his crown and laid in the bed with his new husband. “You’ll likely be wearing a dress when you are officially crowned as queen of Egypt. But after that, you can just wear your Battle City outfit in public.”
“Or, you know, I can just turn into the Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon.”
“I thought you had put those shapeshifting powers behind you?” Atem traced circles on Kaiba’s chest with his left index finger.
“Did you forget about my love of dragons, babe? If anything, I can help ensure that the Shadow Games don’t go out of hand again. Or that there are no more disgusting people like Anubis.”
“That’s what the Pharaoh’s Incantation is for, my love.”
“It’s also easier to maintain the pyramids and rebuild the villages when you’ve got a dragon who can fly.”
“So you’re going to use your powers for good?” Atem liked this unusual caring side of Kaiba.
“Only because it’s my duty as queen! I’ve been doing that this whole past year, you know!”
“Yeah, yeah.” Atem pulled Kaiba into a spooning position. “Another part of your royal duties is learning about the magic of this country. I’m sorry, the ‘occult nonsense.’”
“Such as?” Kaiba ignored those last two words.
“Kaiba, my love, there is a lot you’ve let to learn. Let me show you a spell the world has never seen before…”
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~October 31, present-day Domino City~
Now that KaibaCorp’s Halloween Tournament was over, the tension in Domino City died down to make way for the spirit of the holiday. It was one of the few days of the year that Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Téa had time off from college.
It was also one of the few days of the year that Rex and Weevil could get away with their shenanigans. With the help of Bonz and his knowledge of all things ghosts, the two high school seniors decided to run a haunted house near their new high school, Domino High.
“Hehehe!” Weevil cackled. “I never thought I’d actually participate in a school festival!”
“Huhuhu. And one where we can still steal-” Rex stopped talking when he noticed a group – consisting of Bandit Keith, Mako Tsunami, and the Roba brothers – approaching the house.
“We’ve got customers!” Weevil warned as a few of his buddies from school distracted the group. “Quick, Rex, do your thing!”
“Hahaha…” Bonz giggled from behind as he saw Rex, in rabbit form, sneak behind Bandit Keith. “That’s for humiliating me at Duelist Kingdom, ya big jerk!”
“Oh?” Espa Roba’s next younger brother noticed Rex. “It’s a cute bunny! Big Brother, can I keep him?”
“If you can catch him!” Espa Roba laughed as his brothers and Bandit Keith charged into the haunted house. He would have charged in, too, if he didn’t notice Mako hesitating. “Mako? What’s wrong?”
“It reminds me a lot of when my father… you know.” Mako couldn’t finish the sentence. “It reminds me a lot of a stormy ocean.”
“Honey, I thought you were trying to conquer your fears?”
Mako wasn’t sure what to think of being called “honey” by someone he hardly knew, but it gave him the courage he needed to enter the haunted house. “You’re right. Okay, no more being afraid!”
“See? Nothing too bad yet.” Espa laughed as his fellow high schoolers fled at the sight of the usual fake ghosts and mummies that popped out of the ground like moles.
“Keyword, yet.” Mako grew increasingly nervous as the fog machines cleared, revealing small crabs and non-venomous spiders crawling all over the place. “Oh! There are your brothers! And, uh… Remind me why Bandit Keith joined us on this trip again?”
“Beats me.”
“Big Brother, look!” The second Roba brother ran up to Espa and proudly showed him Rex. “I caught the bunny!”
“Good job, little brother.” Espa ruffled his younger brother’s hair. “You have a name for him?”
“My name is Rex,” answered Rex, prompting the second Roba brother to drop him.
“Wh-What? Rex? As in… Rex Raptor, the guy I absolutely creamed at Battle City?”
“You better believe it. And you better believe the guy behind me is real as hell.”
“Wh-What guy?” Espa spoke as his brothers all hid behind him.
Bandit Keith noticed Weevil’s spider form before anyone else did. “Yaaaaaah! It’s a big-ass spider! Fuck this, I quit!”
“Good, we don’t need that foul language in the presence of-” Mako could now see Earthbound God Uru, who stood at the very end of the haunted house.
“Waaaaaah!” All of the Roba brothers fled in fear, and soon, Espa followed.
“W-Wait for me!” And with that, Mako was also gone.
“Hahahahahaha!” Rex laughed as he turned back into a human. “Did you see the looks on their faces, Weevil?”
“I certainly did, Rex!” Weevil reverted forms as well. “Man, being a shapeshifter and using our powers to cause mischief kicks ass!”
“Does it now?” spoke a voice from in front of the couple.
“Wh-Whoa!”
Rex and Weevil promptly returned to their animal forms, but Yugi wouldn’t be fooled. “Rex, Weevil, you’re not fooling anyone. Are you up to no good again? After all that we went through?”
“W-Well…” Rex’s ears drooped.
“Yug, give ‘em a break. It is Halloween, after all.”
“You did a decent job with this haunted house,” Téa remarked. “Your zombies even looked like Anubis’ zombies.”
“Thanks, I guess…?” Weevil turned into his half-shifted form, as did Rex.
“See you around, guys.” Tristan waved as the rest of the Dweeb Patrol left with him.
Before Mokuba could leave too, Rex pulled on his business blazer. “Hey. It’s Halloween, and you didn’t even dress up?”
“Sorry, but I just got off of a KaibaCorp meeting. We just hired a new ‘Big Five.’ In fact, said meeting ended only about 45 minutes ago.”
“Sounds… fun.”
“Yeah, being the president of KaibaCorp sounds like a lot of fun,” Weevil added.
“Anyway, if you’re done, then I need to go back home to rest.”
“But I’m not done. You see, we’ve been stealing people’s cards again.” Rex stuttered when Mokuba gave him a dirty look. “W-Wait, I wasn’t finished! Weevil and I have been going around, tracking notoriously evil duelists down. While Weevil distracts them by turning into a big-ass spider, I sneak into their decks and steal their strongest cards. In fact, funny I should mention that. Bandit Keith, Mako Tsunami, and the Roba brothers were here not long ago. I stole Keith’s Barrel Dragon and snuck it into Espa’s pocket when he wasn’t looking. I gave Mako the Metalmorph card. It’s payback for what Joey did to them at Battle City, and for what Bandit Keith did to Joey.”
“So you get payback for Joey and then give him payback.” Weevil rolled his eyes. “Makes a lot of sense to me, dino brain.”
“‘Evil duelists,’ huh? Sounds like you would know a lot about that.”
“Yes, we do,” spoke Weevil. “Which is why you need us as Duel Monsters vigilantes. You may not know this, but there are still plenty of evildoers out there mugging cards off of duelists, whether they’re just starting out or they’re veteran players. Then you’ve got guys like Bandit Keith that simply love to make other duelists’ lives a living hell. We’re just making up for what we have done in the past, that’s all.”
“You’re right. Um… Thanks, you guys.”
“Anything for my best friend’s brother! Now, off to bed with you, Mr. President.”
“Seto…” Mokuba thought of his elder brother on his entire walk back to KaibaCorp. “I wonder… How is your new life with the pharaoh going?”
“Mr. President! There’s a meeting tomorrow afternoon and we need to-” Roland tried to speak to Mokuba as he started up the first flight of stairs, which led to Mokuba’s bedroom.
The new middle schooler would have none of it. “Roland, it’s going to have to wait until the morning. Plus, there’s a bunch of new information I learned today, and it would take forever if we discussed it now.”
“O-Okay, then…” Roland sheepishly turned away. “Good night.”
“Good night… to you too.”
Mokuba didn’t bother to take off his business suit, and simply catapulted himself onto the bed as he was. It would have been a waste of time anyway, for not ten minutes into his rest, a voice tried to awaken him.
“Mokuba…”
“No, mom, five more minutes…”
“You mean, ‘No, brother-in-law, five more minutes,” corrected a different voice.
Mokuba sprung wide awake at those words. Then, as if by magic, he was greeted by the heartfelt smiles of his small but loving family.
~In the White Light~
~FIN~
Author’s note: And that's a wrap! Thank you to all who were nice enough to give this fic a try.
I will now likely be drawing a bunch of scenes from this fic. Not the least of which is the Shrimpshipping scene from Chapter 21. 
Thanks again, all!
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