#creeping eyeball

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[ignatzcatz]

why tf pyro there drivin the bus

seinfeld reference below the cut. thanks @babybinko

[aquanutart]

Nyaha~! Caught in my electroweb! ♡

[shirefantasies]

One of my besties is hyping me up to ask a new coworker out but I have never done that before I am do a frighten

[crimsonfacets]

Oh.

The new Lucifer icon material has her feeling a certain sort of way.

[crimeronan]

migraine went away for about a half hour thanks to rafi giving me literally an hour of dedicated massage but now it's back for no fucking reason. hell on earth.

[halloween-sweets]

[spectralflutterbeast]

[innocent-until-proven-geeky]

You know how Tumblr has those “based on your likes” posts it sometimes shoves into your dash?

I—someone who pretty clearly “likes” stuff that is anti-Harry Potter and JK Rowling—just got some Harry Potter fanart that ships him with Voldemort?

I’m sorry, WHAT about my recent or old likes could possibly make tumblr think I was into that. Wtf

[sparky-is-spiders]

Here he is!! My boy!!!! Meet the head of the Usher Foundation: Davey Grant (name subject to change if/when I find a better one). This man knows your browser history! Not sure of his exact age but he's on the younger side, possibly worked for a tech/security company, pooooosibly ex-NSA (I enjoy theories about the Usher Foundation having ties to the US govt.). Whatever the case, dude came from a well-to-do family. Good with technology, he studied cybersecurity and data science, and probably started drifting into becoming an Eye Avatar around that time. VERY good at tracking down personal information and with a special talent for collecting online data, he carefully maneuvered himself into a high-up position at the Usher Foundation through bribery, blackmail, and possibly a murder or two. He restructured the whole thing from the ground up, upgrading their computer systems, installing software to track everything employees do on their computers. If you do literally anything online at any point while in the Usher Foundation or while using your employee account, he Knows. He can also sniff down employee's personal accounts like a goddamn bloodhound, and can find deleted, hidden, or otherwise inaccessible posts with ease, and you WILL get in trouble with him when he does. He also encourages all employees to help out with the Usher Foundation's social media account, where they are encouraged to tell their personal stories in as much excruciating detail as possible.

Davey is spearheading efforts to "modernize" serving Beholding, mostly through computers and the internet (particularly through acquiring personal data). The UF has "generously" donated money and support to research and startups that he considers promising (read: likely to violate people's privacy and scoop up their data). While this is going well within the UF itself, his ideas haven't really picked up traction within the broader Eyevatar community, who find his inability to grasp the concept of personal space annoying. There's also the issue of him branching away from the statement collecting/researching path. While the UF does still collect and research statements, it's main goal seems to be to create an all-you-can-eat buffet for Davey (by driving his employees to fear for their privacy and feel constantly watched and monitored). There's also the fact that he talks like an over-enthusiastic training seminar and insists on doing the world's most annoying, invasive icebreakers at every conference he gets to host (there is an unspoken agreement between leaders of the other sister institutes that any and all meetings that absolutely require Davey's presence are to be held elsewhere, and that if they are made to go around a circle answering inane questions even one more time, nobody is to be held responsible for any actions which might follow).

Edit: Forgot to add but his security camera eyes only pop out when he's really straining his powers and/or in the middle of a particularly filling meal. They're normal otherwise (slit pupil and bulging aside).

[dreamingticklee]

me: *watching joe keery filming this morning*

my brain: i am staring at the man that said "it tickles" in the latest season of stranger things

[archisb-blog]

Reptilian #gecko #geckosofinstagram #reptile #reptiles #lizard #lizards #animalia #chordata #reptilian #reptilia #gekkonomorpha #eye #iris #eyeball #scales #skin #creeping #nocturnal #creature #species #house #night #vision #tail #speed (at Vile Parle East, Mumbai-400057) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck5M6Bar8_5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[adahlenan]

II. General: 7. What is their relationship with each other’s families like?

WELL.

Almari is, quite frankly, minorly unnerved by his in-laws! They're nice enough people, and he was welcomed into the family so he can't complain! But they're weird. They're so, so weird. And not the usual kind of Ishgardian weird he knows and is used to, but an entirely new, foreign brand of Limsan weird. And honestly they're weird by Limsan standards too, which doesn't help! But he's kind and always tries his best to make small talk and get to know them and be friends. They're his family! Seth is welcomed into the Zuicoix family with open arms as well. They're already a large family, what's another child in the mix! They're not a well off family, but they do everything in their power to be a happy and comfortable family. Maybe a little tame after the sheer insanity of the Harper crime Addams family, but!

[kokorodachidanii]

Something from my Human Arachno-Queen AU

Peepers: Look Arachno, if you ever want to return to normal you gotta assert that you’re still a ruthless murderer. Watch, I’ll show you how. *puffs out chest* FIRST, you must puff out your chest!

Arachno: *puffs out her chest* Hrmph!

Peepers: Now say “Mass Infanticide”!

Arachno: Mass Infanticide!!

Peepers: Now, you must aquire a taste for... FREE FORM MARCHING HYMNS.

*Peepers’ theme song plays as he and Arachno pose smugly*

[beelzzzebub]

fucking fuccasdasdlkjdslk tomorrow is fUcking LAundry Day

[raccoonbile]

Creeps