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Cristiano Ronaldo Net Worth - How Much Money Does He Have?

Cristiano Ronaldo Net Worth – How Much Money Does He Have?

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[inky-sun]

not my friends telling me i look like Anne Hathaway but also Georgina Rodríguez Hernández 😂😂

[crssvjb]

Stages - Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo x model!reader

Summary: Stages of your relationship with football player Cristiano Ronaldo. From the moment you met until your first child.

Getting To Know Him

In 2006, at a fashion event where renowned model Y/N looked stunning on the catwalk, Cristiano Ronaldo, the football star, was fascinated by the model's beauty and magnetic presence. After the parade, Cristiano, determined, approached her to meet her.

– "Hello, I'm Cristiano Ronaldo. I loved your fashion show. You looked stunning." – He praises her.

Y/N smiles, impressed by the player's bold gesture.

– "Thank you, Cristiano. My name is Y/N. It's a pleasure to meet you."

– "Your presence on stage is mesmerizing. I would love to know more about you. Will you have dinner with me?" – Cristiano invited her.

- "Glad to."

The Dating - 2006-2007

Over the course of the year, Cristiano and Y/N began a serious relationship. Everyone could see how much the two were in love with each other. The relationship blossoms and, in 2007, Cristiano decides to make a significant statement.

Cristiano decides to create an unforgettable moment to ask Y/N to marry him. Plan a special night out at a beachfront restaurant, where the moon reflects off the crystal clear waters. – "Y/N, since we met, my life has turned into a dream. Today, I want to turn that dream into an eternal reality." – Cristiano began analyzing Y/N’s expression, changing from calm to curious and excited.

– “Cristiano, what are you doing?” – Y/N asked

Cristiano gets down on one knee, revealing a dazzling ring.

– "Y/N, you are everything to me. Will you be my wife, share your dreams with me, grow together, build a life full of love with me?"

Y/N can barely contain her tears of happiness.

– "Cristiano, yes! Of course yes." – Y/N responds through tears.

The restaurant explodes in applause as they embrace emotionally, marking the beginning of a new phase together.

Wedding - 2008

Cristiano and Y/N opted for the tradition of a church wedding, a ceremony that evoked a timeless charm. The church, with its colorful stained glass windows, was the perfect setting to seal their commitment.

Y/N walks down the church aisle, stunning in her wedding dress. The dress is a princess model, with a voluminous skirt and subtle shine. The fitted bodice enhances the elegance of the design, while the skirt flows gracefully with each step.

The long lace veil adds a touch of tradition, creating a fairytale aura. In her hands, Y/N holds a bouquet of fresh flowers, matching the soft colors of her dress.

Cristiano waits for her at the altar, his eyes shining as he sees her approach.

– "You look incredibly beautiful, darling." – Cristiano praises her, as soon as their hands touch.

After the “yes” pronounced with conviction, Cristiano and Y/N leave the church as husband and wife, receiving warm applause from friends and family.

The party takes place in a nearby room, where the tables are covered with white tablecloths and delicate floral arrangements. The dance floor is the center of attention, with twinkling lights lighting the way for the bride and groom's long-awaited dance moment.

Cristiano leads Y/N on the track. – "You look so beautiful, my love."

– "You're making me blush, Cris." – You looked away.

They dance slowly, lost in each other's gaze. Y/N's dress glows delicately under the lights, reflecting the couple's radiant happiness.

The party continues with laughter, lively music and exciting moments. The wedding, simple and elegant, is an authentic celebration of Cristiano and Y/N's love.

The News - November 2009

One peaceful morning, Y/N wakes up feeling a little different. A subtle sensation, but one that does not go unnoticed. She decides to talk to Cristiano.

– “Cristiano, I’ve been feeling a little strange lately, I’m feeling a little sick.” – Y/N said as she entered the room where Cristiano was.

Cristiano, attentive to Y/N's concerns, responds: – "Maybe it's something you ate last night. Let's take care of it, darling."

However, the days pass and the symptoms persist. Worried, Cristiano suggests a visit to the doctor. At the doctor's office, Y/N expresses her concerns and the doctor decides to run some tests.

– "Y/N, let's do some tests to understand what could be causing these symptoms." - The doctor said.

After some tests, Y/N and Cristiano anxiously await the results.

– "Well, here are the results... Y/N, congratulations. You're pregnant."

The office is filled with momentary silence as the news arrives.

Y/N, with tears in her eyes, looks at Cristiano, whose face lights up with a smile.

– "Pregnant? Cristiano, we're having a baby!" – Y/N smiles.

Cristiano stands up and pulls Y/N with him. She hugs her, while whispering in her ear:

– "I'm happy, love. This is amazing! We're about to be parents."

The doctor congratulates and gives guidance, and the couple leaves the office hugging each other, beginning to absorb the news.

– "We're going to be parents. I'm surprised, but happy." – Cristiano murmured.

– "Me too, Cris. This is the beginning of a new journey for us."

The Birth - July 2010

On a summer afternoon in Madrid, Cristiano and Y/N are in the living room of their house, anxious, knowing that their son would soon be here.

Y/N, who had already been having contractions since waking up, felt another one, deciding to get up to drink water.

– “Honey, is everything okay?” – Cristiano asked, a little worried, helping her to get up.

– "Yes, I'm just going to drink a glass of water." – As Y/N headed to the kitchen, something happened.

– "Cristiano, stay calm, okay? I think my water broke." – Cristiano, trying to remain calm, approaches quickly.

– "It's okay, my love. Let's go to the hospital. Stay calm, okay?"

– "I'm calm, love. Calm down. Help me go up to our room and get the bags." – Y/N said, while patting him on the shoulder.

Cristiano helped his wife climb the stairs and go to their shared bedroom, helping her change her clothes.

Cristiano was nervous and anxious, Y/N could see right through him. He went to the baby's room and took his and his wife's suitcase.

They get ready and head to the hospital, where the medical team promptly receives them.

In the delivery room, Cristiano remains next to Y/N, holding her hand affectionately.

– "You look amazing, love. We're about to meet our son." – Cristiano murmurs, kissing your forehead.

Y/N, between deep breaths, smiles at him. - "I look forward to meeting you."

The medical team guides Y/N, while Cristiano remains by her side, offering words of encouragement.

– "I'm here to support you at all times. You are strong, love."

The newborn's cries fill the room, and Cristiano and Y/N exchange an emotional look as they hold little Cristiano Ronaldo Jr.

- "He's so handsome." - Y/N murmurs, looking at the baby in her arms. – “I carried it for nine months and it looks like you.”

Y/N joked, earning a soft laugh from her husband. Cristiano takes his eyes off his son for the first time and looks up, finding his wife with a tired expression on her face, but he doesn't take his eyes off his son.

– "Thank you for everything, Y/N. He's perfect. I love you."

Y/N, exhausted, smiles as Cristiano gently caresses her face.

- "I love you."

It's been a month since Cristiano Ronaldo Jr.'s birth and the family's Madrid home is filled with baby babble. Júnior's grandmother, Dolores, is on her way to meet her grandson for the first time.

Dolores arrives at the family home in Madrid, eager to meet her grandson for the first time. The relationship between Dolores and Y/N dates back to 2006, when Cristiano introduced them, creating a special bond since then.

Cristiano welcomes his mother with open arms. – "Mom, I miss you! Come, you have to meet him."

Y/N, smiling, approaches and greets Dolores. – "Nice to see you again. I missed you."

– “From the moment Cristiano introduced us, I knew you were special.” – Dolores says kissing her daughter-in-law's cheek.

The three enter the room, where Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. is comfortably in his Moses-style bed, awake, curious about the visitor.

Dolores, moved, reaches out to take her grandson.

– "Hello, little Jr. You are the most precious jewel in this family."

Cristiano, looking at Y/N, expresses his gratitude. – "Mom, he's amazing, isn't he?"

– "Yes, Cristiano. And Y/N, I want to thank you. Since 2006, when Cristiano brought you into our lives, I always knew that you would be an essential part of this family."

Y/N, with tears in her eyes, replies: – "Dolores, it's a privilege to be part of this family, really. Cristiano and Jr., they brought more joy to my life."

– "You're not just part of this family, Y/N, you're like a daughter to me. Thank you for making my son happier and for giving us this incredible gift."

Y/N hugs Dolores from the side. – “Your words mean a lot to me. I am grateful for all your generosity and love.”

Cristiano approaches Y/N, placing a kiss on the top of her head as he watches his son in his mother's arms.

⎊𝙘𝙧𝙨𝙨𝙫𝙟𝙗 - ²⁰²⁴

[ravenbloodshot]

How does Cristiano Ronaldo feels about the allegations of his wife being a “gold-digger” is she actually a gold digger? Or their marrige overall 

How he feels about the allegations?

It does hurt him and make him second guess the relationship to a certain extent. If he was to read an article of people speculating on his girl being a gold digger it would cause him to go back in his memories and think about how they got together, how she reacted to certain things he gave her, the timing of certain things in the relationship etc..... he just starts to think (it's giving air sign, bc besides him going into deep thought and feeling a bit of a hit to his pride, he doesn't do much with this uncertainty of her being an actual goldigger). I think a part of him doesn't care as long as there's no real proof to support this speculation and that it isn't exposed to the media. He cares about his pride/the way he would look. (I'm hearing "they think a woman could only want me for my money?"). Like I said, it's a pride thing. He doesn't like the thought of money being his only desirable quality to women

I'm also getting a vibe that he deep down knows all of his past relationships was due to "gold digging" intentions, so he's like, "If it's not her, it would just be somebody else".

Yeah. His only concern is controlling the narrative of these speculations. He doesn't exactly care if she is a gold digger. He just doesn't want to be seen as a guy who can only get women by waving around money. He may do things irl to test and see if he really can pull girls without them knowing who he is.

Is she a gold digger?

Yep. She does love him, but she loves his money more.

Edit : Oh and they're not married

[thommi-tomate]

People about Thomas pt2

Hermann Gerland:

Mr. Gerland, you knew Thomas Müller as a young man, what makes him so special?

If Thomas Müller is not there, something is missing. He's always been like that. The guy has been scoring goals, goals, goals since a young age, but that's only part of his great skills. Thomas has a gift: the right nose, on and off the pitch. An unimaginably clever guy, a gift to every team, to every club.

Can you describe his skills in more detail?

Sense, that's what he is: a unique sense of the situation. It can't be explained, it can't be learned. He is never tangible on the field and always knows exactly what to do off the field. I still remember his younger years: Thomas and David Alaba were always pressing. Players like that come to every training session with a positive attitude that rubs off on the whole team. Thomas used to say to me when he'd had a bad game: 'Tiger, next time I'll give it my all'. That's how you have to approach things, then you'll be something! It also confirms my view that it pays to train hard when you're young. If you look at Thomas, you think he'll collapse at two meters, but that's not the case: more than 700 games as an FC Bayern professional says it all!

Where does it rank among the elite of international football?

Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo play spectacularly. Thomas Müller plays unspectacularly, but incredibly well! For almost two decades, he has been more than a player in world football, a player like no other. No one could have imagined this career, but Thomas Müller has absolutely earned his place in the history of FC Bayern and in the history of football as a whole, alongside all the greats of the Munich side, such as Franz Beckenbauer and Gerd Müller. Thomas Müller represents the modern era of FC Bayern.

Miroslav Klose :

Miro, what did you think when the young Thomas Müller, with his skinny legs, joined the professional team in the summer of 2008?

Thomas didn't really look like a footballer (laughs). He was also quite unnoticed at the beginning. Back then, his football wasn't as complex as it is now. But I immediately connected with him. We got along very well because we have a similar vision of football. Over the years, eye contact was frequent because we both saw something in the defenders.

What does Thomas Müller have that others don't?

Thomas has it all: He has a great nose; he can give goals or score them himself; he knows how to move into spaces; he has the timing to attack spaces; and he also runs for others. But the biggest compliment that can be paid to him is that Thomas, quite simply, understands football.

In the 2014 World Cup semifinal against Brazil, he assisted on your World Cup record goal.

His pass wasn't that good either, it took me two tries to put the ball in (laughs). Seriously, I really enjoyed playing football with Thomas.

Do you have a special "Thomas Müller moment?Before the 2010 World Cup quarter-final, the Argentinians came off the bus dancing and playing music. They also raised the alarm when we lined up in the catacombs. Thomas turned around and said, 'Guys, I think something is going to happen to us today.' We all burst out laughing. With that one sentence he made everything more lighthearted, and the result is well known. That's Thomas. He always seems totally relaxed before matches and still talks on the phone to his wife in the dressing room. But as soon as the whistle blows, he's just there.

Pep Guardiola:

Have you coached a player like Thomas Müller again?

No other player is like Thomas Müller. He is one of the best players in the history of FC Bayern and the sport of football. Not only because of his many titles, but because he is always there when his team needs him.

Is Thomas Müller an underrated world star?

No. Football fans around the world know his value on the pitch. He is an intelligent and unpredictable player who always knows where to go.

What was it like working with him at Bayern?

My start in Munich was not easy. Jupp Heynckes had done an incredible job with the triple win, we were traveling a lot and I was trying to bring in new ideas. But Thomas was always positive and open. He understood that we were trying to build something at Bayern Munich that would last

Your favorite moment with Thomas Müller?

In the 2016 Champions League, we played Juventus and were losing 1-2 with a minute to go. He scored the equalizer (2-2) and took us to extra time. We won the game 4-2. What I've always found most impressive about Thomas is how modest his celebrations are: nowadays, when footballers score a goal, they run out to celebrate. Thomas is different, perhaps more generous, above all he wants to embrace his teammates after scoring a goal.

[herrera2k]

My Girl

The bell rang to signal the young students of the end of the day. Y/n dashed to the closet in her teachers classroom and was the first to grab her backpack. She then ran to the bathroom to change after slipping the bag onto her shoulders. The young girl found an empty stall, and began to undress. She peeled off her baggy jeans before slipping on a pair of loose shorts, and slipped off her long pink top, spangled with flowers, and replaced it with a t-shirt. She walked out of the stall and ran outside, her bag now bouncing against her skin. Once on the large field outside of her school, she tossed her bag on the bench and began to take off her school shoes. As she took them off to put her boots on, a familiar figure preformed tricks across from her. Upon seeing her, he looked up and waved with a genial smile.

“Y/n!” He exclaimed while she pulled up her socks, “Hold on, I’m coming!” Y/n replied. Y/n and her best friend, Cristiano, had often played football together after school, and almost all day during the summer. The two had been friends for six years, and had met when they were four. Y/n’s parents had planned to hang out with his parents, which required the two children to play together. They’re parents forced them out of the house, for they wanted time to themselves for a few hours, and the children stood aimlessly in front of the house until Y/n took the initiative and said: “Do you like football?” Cristiano looked at her and nodded without saying anything. “I have a football in the backyard, we should play.” Again, Cristiano nodded, but this time, he said “okay.”

They picked up the ball from the backyard and strolled to the playground. It was early in the morning, and the dew felt strange against their socks, so they took off their shoes and played barefoot. The game started out with two-touch, then transitioned into a talent show that went on for a few hours. Eventually, Y/n’s little sister had to come back to grab them, for there parents were concerned about there location. After that day, they had remained friends for years.

Once she had finished putting her boots on, Y/n jogged onto the muddy field and placed her hands on Cristiano’s shoulders before jumping to the side of him. He was dribbling the ball between his feet, and when Y/n had noticed, she placed her leg in between his and dragged the ball away from him with the tip off her foot. Cristiano turned around and plastered a blank and wide-eyed stare into his face, which prompted Y/n to laugh uncontrollably. The sound and sight pleased her friend, causing him to smile too, before catching her off guard and steeling the ball from her.

He made exaggerated sound effects as he dribbled past her with a large grin. As he neared the goal, he began to narrate his actions, all Y/n could do was watch and laugh, for she knew he was too far away now. “Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo…” he repeated as he ran towards the net, increasing his volume as he edges nearer. Once he was about ten meters away, he had swung his leg back and kicked the ball. Upon scoring, Cristiano spread his arms out and began to run around the field whilst imaging the sound of a crowd screaming his name. A wife smile was plastered onto his face as he slid onto the green grass before pointing at Y/n and winking. She began to laugh and jogged towards him, grabbing his hand and slapping it. After this, the pair continued to play, then eventually began to practice drills. After some more hours of playing, they walked to the bench that Y/n had put her shoes on and sat down. She unzipped her bag and pulled out two bananas and handed one to her friend.

They sat there for a few minutes, for they were out of breath, and eating was already quite difficult after the workout. Cristiano paused, and looked to his friend, and found his stomach churning. He examined her messy hair, and her clothes dirty from tackling. Her nostrils slightly flared as she tried to control her breathing. Y/n was too focused on the banana to notice Cristiano staring at her, and it was only when she finished did she see him. She turned her head and raised her eyebrows, only to be met with a warm smile and squinted eyes. Confused, she let out a laugh and asked, “Are you okay?”

“Yeah.” Cristiano responded, “I’m just looking at you.” Y/n was taken aback by this, but shrugged her shoulders and said “alright.” She then began to pull off her boots to put on her shoes, yet Cristiano kept staring at her.

“Can I kiss you, Y/n?” He blurted “Oh, I’m so sorry-”

“No it’s alright” Y/n said, watching as her friend grew flustered. She placed her lips against his, very softly, and placed a small peck upon his mouth before pulling away with a smile. Cristiano felt his cheeks warm up, and his eyes widened. “Oh.” He said as a grin began to grow on his face. The expression was quite hilarious in Y/n’s opinion, which prompted her to burst out in laughter. “What?!” Cristiano asked with a worried face and furrowed eyebrows.

“Nothing, you just seem so shocked,” Y/n giggled. “I’m sorry, you just looked so pretty, and I didn’t know why I asked that.” Cristiano confessed.

“Cristiano, I said it was fine.” She assured with a nod,

Again, he furrowed his eyebrows and asked “Are you sure?” Y/n simply nodded before bursting out in laughter again, then wrapping her arms around him. The feeling was warm, Cristiano placed his arms around her back and began to laugh along with his friend. After that day, the two never really mentioned it again. While the young boy’s friends would often tease him for his relationship with Y/n, he never thought of her as more than his best friend, and the feeling was mutual.

As they grew up together, his talent had greatly improved, and eventually led him to become a professional athlete. Y/n took note of how his appearance changed, his once messy long hair, now very sharp and “profesional.” He had also invested in braces, and veneers, causing his teeth to shine. She was proud of her friend, and admired how far he had gone, but there was still a feeling of yearning in the pit of her stomach.

Okay, so I’ll do a part 2 of this, where I’ll have more dialogue and get all angsty, lmk if you have advice or criticism

[bronzebimbo]

The Astrology of a WAG

I'm only going to use the charts of women who were/are in long-term relationships/marriages with athletes. 

One thing I noticed was a lot of air and earth placements (specifically Gemini and Virgo) with that I took Mercury (rules public relations), into account. Sports is ruled by the planet Mars, so Mars plays a role in a lot of the women's charts as well.

Common traits:

Aries placements

Earth or Air sign in the Sun, Moon, Rising, Mars, or Jupiter (Jupiter rules the spouse).

Moon-Mars aspects

Sun-Mars aspects

Jupiter-Mars aspects

Mercury aspecting personal planets/Jupiter

A lot of Scorpio (Scorpio's original planet is Mars) and Pisces placements.

Fixed and Mutable signs

Other placements can play a role: Mercury or Mars (or one of the common signs) in the 1H, 2H, 7H, or 8H.

Ciara

Scorpio Sun

Pisces Moon

Mars in Capricorn

Jupiter in Aquarius

Moon opposing Mars

Irina Shayk (dated Cristiano Ronaldo for 5 years)

Capricorn Sun

Scorpio Moon

Mars in Scorpio

Savannah James

Virgo Sun

Moon in Gemini

Jupiter in Pisces

Vanessa Bryant 

Taurus Sun

Libra Moon

Jupiter in Pisces

Ayesha Curry

Aries Sun

Libra Moon

Jupiter in Gemini

Victoria Beckham

Aries Sun

Aquarius Moon

Jupiter in Pisces

Mars in Gemini

Moon trine Mars

Georgina Rodriguez 

Aquarius Sun

Moon Leo

Jupiter in Scorpio

Hannah Davis-Jeter

Taurus Sun

Mars in Aries

Jupiter in Virgo

Moon trine Mars

Olivia Culpo 

Taurus Sun

Leo Moon

Mars in Aries

Jupiter in Virgo

Mars-trine-Moon

Kim Kardashian (was in a long-term relationship with former NFL player, Reggie Bush)

Pisces Moon

Mercury in Scorpio

Jupiter in Virgo

Moon trine Mars

Gisele Bundchen

- Scorpio Moon

Capricorn ascendant

Jupiter in Virgo

Mercury opposing Ascendant

Juanita Vanoy (Michael Jordan's ex-wife)

Gemini Sun

Virgo Moon

Mars in Leo

Jupiter in Scorpio

Nicole Brown (Simpson) (ex-wife of former NFL player, OJ Simpson)

Taurus sun

Libra Moon

Pisces ascendant

Jupiter in Scorpio

Ascendant sextile Mercury

Sun sexile Mars

Jupiter trine Mars

Monique Samuels

Libra Sun

Libra Moon

Mercury in Virgo

Venus in Virgo

Mars Virgo

Mars square Jupiter

Shaunie O'neal

Taurus moon

Mercury in Scorpio

Mars in Scorpio

Jupiter in Pisces

Mercury conjunction Mars

Kayla Nicole (idk where she was born)

Scorpio Sun

Tyra Banks (dated Chris Webber for 3 years)

Aries Moon Mercury in Scorpio Mars in Aries Jupiter in Aquarius Mars square Ascendant Mercury trine Ascendant

Laura Harrier (dated Klay Thompson for 2 years)

Aries sun Taurus moon Mercury in Aries Mars in Aquarius Moon square Mars Sun sextile Mars

Mariah Riddlesprigger (Giannis Antetokounmpo partner)

Virgo sun Gemini Moon Mercury in Virgo Mars square Sun and Mercury Jupiter in Virgo

Kelly Piquet

Scorpio Moon, Venus Scorpio, Mars in Aries, Mars trine Sun, Mercury conjunct Sun.

[findingnemosworld]

I want request a Cristiano Ronaldo smut. The story can go like this,

He comes home after a long training session. Surprisingly, no one's at home. As he gets closer to his room, he sees his wife on the bed fingering herself and moaning his name.

And the rest is up to, my dear. 😉

hey precious, sure thing, hopefully this weekend ❤

[dubiousdisco]

"man leaves wife who thinks cristiano ronaldo is better than messi"

[wtflife01]

does anyone remember another athlete's wife/girlfriend making into cover of any of the vogues? /// Georgina got a REALITY SHOW on Netflix just for dating Cristiano Ronaldo. In the US we have "Basketball Wives", like the name says, a reality show with NBA wags and former wags

I think what’s pissing people off is them trying to pass this imagine as Kelly being a women in Motorsport, and how focused on her just being someone’s girlfriend and daughter it is, makes it look like a step back for representation of women in the sport, and what have we actually learned about kelly with this that makes her relevant or interesting as an individual, Georgina reality show did make me want to know more about her for exemple and I did gain a little more respect for her with it, Kelly vogue cover is doing the complete opposite, and for exemple Georgina just did a cover for Elle and guess what she’s not in a full football fit, Kelly and vogue Netherlands made it look like there’s nothing more to her than max and her father

[the-half-blood-prince94]

Watching Cristiano Ronaldo a boy who his mother wanted to abort him then a kid from a poor family left school for working then tried to find a way out by playing football then he became an orphan after his father is dead .. starting to be young star fought by his pervious team mates fighting alone against the fifa and reporters fan then his wife cheated on him then his child died his and pervious club insulted him .. the man who fought all alone .. the man who has done many things and almost everything has been competing to the greatest of all time Messi but still competing.. Now after Messi won world cup the all time balanced scale is now on Messi side … A happy ending to Messi and unjustly Ending to Cristiano who has been fighting alone and in the end everyone has abandoned him

[999squids]

i understand spoken spanish!!! watched a half an episode of that show about cristiano ronaldo's wife and i understood every single word

[ctntduoarchive]

he started using it as starting soon after luzu stole the elections from him and the events that led to it were

terrorism

beheading three people (reasons: they asked him to pay taxes)

indirect responsible of the death of 1k people

inpersonation of cristiano ronaldo

killed children and a crocodile

blowing up stuff (a lot)

indirect responsible for aliens destroying the world with a nuclear explosion

planned attempts of jfk'ing luzu

kidnapping two children and accidentally killing one then purposefully killing the other

throwing a pineapple to a lava pool

torturing a guy and then ordering some random dude that was making coffee to shoot said guy in the head (the guy that got shot worked for luzu as a spy in the revolution because luzu threatened to do something bad to his wife and child if he didnt comply)

lied to sapopeta at least once (unforgivable crime)

was a bitch to staxx (even more unforgivable crime)

tax evasion

and much more unnamed crimes that started when he changed to the serious ":]" starting soon screen

ohh god This guy is going to go fucking wild with rage

[wags-confessions]

Anna L throwing shade without throwing shade 😂 team Anna https://www.sportskeeda.com/amp/football/news-not-like-sitting-coffee-dinner-lewandowski-s-wife-offers-opinion-cristiano-ronaldo-s-partner-georgina-rodriguez

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[chrisevansluv]

Lucy I want to live in Europe and to be Cristiano Ronaldo’s wife. That’s it. Who cares about this low life “”””actress”””””

Ronaldo? That's on having awful taste right there. Pick anyone else, ma'am