#crumbs or not... a win is a win 😌

[archengazelle]

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WE F*CKING WONNNNN ??!?! !! 🤯🔥🤯💥 IM INSANE LETS FCKING GOOOOOOOOOO AAAAA!! 🎉🎆💥✨🌟🎉👑🌟✨💞 I’M ACTUALLY SPEECHLESS I’M SHAKINGG

[chaostudee]

that's so true, lando norris

summary : y/n y/ln and lando norris, their relationship as seen on the internet. faceclaim : olivia o' neill warnings : language, suggestive content. a/n : since you all love my lando fics sm here's another one <3 sry it's short btw.

y/nusername summer 2024 💌

liked by lilymunihe, landonorris, charlesleclerc and 2,922,013 others.

user72 ugh to be her

lilymunihe oml girl this looks stunning i'm so jealous (also where did you get that bangle im obsessed)

username71 i love how she always tries to sneak lando into a post

f1fan tell lando we miss him !

user44 fr frr i am so ready for this summer break to be over i acc can't anymore

user90 girl u are so gorge oml

landonorris ☀️

liked by y/nusername, oscarpiastri, maxverstappen and 920,416 others.

y/nusername noooo not that pic i told u not to post that one

landonorris but u look so cute 😌

f1fan y/n is so cutesy

username8 lando we need a post on the photography acc pls !!

f1lover oscar liked, just landoscar crumbs

user12 whyyy is there sm likes like what do y'all know about y/n and lando?!?

username45 we need y/n to come to the paddock i just know that her fits would eat so bad

f1girl omggg yesss

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landonorrisupdates y/n y/ln spotted out partying in ibiza with lando last night !! (looks like lila moss was with the pair also)

liked by f1fan, oscarpiastri, sainzupdates and 342,901 others.

user12 RED RED ALERT DJ LANDO IS BACK

f1fan im screamingggg username62 oh we wonnnn f1lover i know this was y/n's doing

oscarpiastri and here i am doing sim 😒

user32 oscarr what are u doing here user12 oscar is so jelly sgdjeie f1girl plsss oscar nobody is forcing u 😭��

user13 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT LILA AND Y/N

ln4girl omll lando looks so fucking good

y/nusername my sweet boy

》 his smile omll im melting

》 girl u won

》 i envy u sm

》 why are you guys actually the cutest

》 i love them smmm aaaa

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y/nusername im back babyyy 🇮🇪

liked by landonorris, alexandrasaintmleux, lilymunihe and 427,192 others.

user72 our irish queen we love youuuu

username omg y/n looks so happy to be home

alexandrasaintmleux so so gorge

username62 fit is so cute aagh i love

landonorris pls tell me you got a pint of guiness

y/nusername ofccc 😊

user12 omggg wait i saw her on grafton street today vlogging (she's just that girl)

username11 i just know that y/n is a matcha girl

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messages between y/n and lando

i miss you sm lando

i can't sleep without you lando

rn i'm literally lying on our bed with one of your hoodies lando

stoppp baby i miss u sm too y/n

but just think i'll see you in like 2 days y/n

but that's so longggg lando

ik ik but i promise that i will do anything for you the minute that i get back y/n

anything 😏 lando

ughhh you are such a perv y/n

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landonorris i love u my sweet girl

》 y/n is glowing

》 cutest couple i can't

》 LANDO ASK Y/N WHERE THE SET IS FROM PLS

》 omg boy is so in love

》 adorbs

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y/nusername never liked golf that much but....

liked by maxfewtrell, landonorris, riabish and 328,410 others.

user72 the caption i'm screamingggg

landonorris oh so that's why you were checking me out the whole time

y/nusername was not ! maxfewtrell was too (sry y/n)

username12 finally someone who hates golf just like me

user78 y/n feddddd us with lando content

f1lover can we pls talk about how gorgena y/n looks like okay girl i see u

username24 i was on the stream ☝️

f1girl omggg me too

f1 and next up silverstone !

》 OH I'M SO READY

》 hoping for a lewis win

》 i've been waiting for this all year

》 best race track on the calendar imo

》 if only i had tickets 😭

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y/nusername guess where i'm going hehe

liked by landonorris, lilymunihe, lewishamilton and 529,629 others.

user62 plsss tell me it's silverstone

username12 omggg is y/n finally going to a gp

f1fan i'll die acc

lilymunihe can't wait to see u girl 🙃

username78 if it's not to the gp trust i will be pissed

f1lover omggg girl yessss

user00 sir lewis hamilton in the likes omggg our girl is coming to silverstone

f1girl i hope that y/n never gets any hate she deserves the world <33

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y/nusername i will always support you 🫶

liked by landonorris, georgerussell, kikagomes and 725,292 others.

landonorris i love you so much ❤️

y/nusername i love you more

username13 obssesed with them

user13 y/n is so supportive

user72 omgg i'm so happy that y/n saw lando on the podium

f1fan yesss it actually made my day username12 no but my heart actually clenched when y/n started crying f1lover and then lando winked at herrr ughhh i'm so jelly

georgerussell ugh u both make me sick

landonorris love ya mate

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[sparkchemy]

Finally played Quarantine woohoo yippie burakhovsky nation how are we feeling?

"but his hands are gentle" time to throw myself off a building

💖✨🙏✨✨

Clara saying "your Haruspex" to Daniil's face

They are giving us crumbs but I'm feasting 🍽️

Another win for the gays 🏳️‍🌈

*now to replay this and choose all the worst options 😌

[winterxgardener]

Here’s a recap of March 2024 because it was a great month for shourtney shippers:

March 1: Courtney possibly (allegedly) saying she’s getting married

Also March 1: don’t win Mario party which just screamed domestic bliss with the head on shoulders 

March 3: wavelength. they were on the same team, they knew each other, they were laughing together, very subtle though

March 6: Shayne guesses Courtney’s books Immediately and does his usual long explanation

March 7: we got Courtney drawing Shayne throwback to the beginning of the series, and Courtney’s meme having Shayne in it 

March 8: sniper chess, they were super competitive, they knew what each other were thinking, when Courtney said, “you’re lucky” he said, “i am lucky”

March 10: chosen moose master, subtle moments

March 15: Courtney won guessing Shayne’s favourites, the funniest thing was Amanda straight up asking Courtney if Shayne likes this (ex.liking sci-fi) and being shocked when Courtney says he likes a specific piece of media (like watching game of thrones, reading game of thrones books) and the meet and greet was so funny

March 17: TP:TNTL, possibly THE shourtney video of the year, it was so wholesome seeing people who just want the other to laugh and have a good time, they had inside jokes, their faces made each other laugh also Shayne knew something from rupaul which everyone knows Courtney loves and Shayne’s “what if I win” comment is something different like I have never seen Shayne like that ever overall 10/10

March 21: we got them in smosh pit theater, Courtney made a comment about Shayne’s brows and Courtney (and Angela) dying laughing at Shayne’s jump

March 23: reddit stories, Courtney laughing extra hard at the virgin joke

March 26: tntl 141, what do you mean we got 3 different bits were shourtney are a couple? Also new ship unlocked????

Knowing shourtney we’ll probably not get another good month like March for a long while (a drought seems to be starting but let me not be ungrateful and honestly they need a break)

Whoever made this summary, thank you. Kudos for doing this. 😌💚💙

Knowing Shayne and Courtney, you are probably right. April can be a drought month for shippers since March had a lot of Shourtney crumbs. 😅

[sailingfireshipz]

13x04 download FYI I didn't rewatch this episode, so my thoughts are scattered.

1. Did she just make him a Bourbon smoothie for breakfast? Carver does not seem bought in & it's painful to watch

2. Pascal & Val in the gym.. 🤐

3. Carver thinking Violet & Tori could be friends.. he's kidding right

4. Violet & Novack, we're in this together. Such a bad ass scene! I didnt exhale until the baby cried 😢

5. It's something about Violets license being suspended in the first place when the baby was saved. That just doesn't sit right with me. Like, what were the options here? 1. Let the baby die or perform the csection....? Every time ambo calls for help, they're told the wait time is 10-15 mins.

6. Stella saving that little girl. "I'm ok mommy" stoop it now

6a. Not me thinking Stellaride was going to interact with a baby this episode 🤡

7. So Pascal DOES have the capacity to be kind, understanding & reasonable. Just not when it comes to Stella. "K"

8. Tori asking a table full of first responders what's the worst thing they've seen was just 😒

8a. Although i can appreciate them having Ritter, Novack & Stella go after Violet in the Mollys scene, it feels like the writers missed the mark to have another scene with Violet & Kelly. Oh wait, Kelly wasn't at any of the Mollys scenes.

9. Kylie, turning Stella down again, hurt my heart, yall. I feel like if being called Mini Kidd is the worst of it, then you're in great company, but I respect it.

10. We talk about the men in Stella's life making her life harder, but today, I want to highlight the men in her life STEPPING up & making it easier. Thank you, Hermann 😊

11. Ritter to truck 🙂‍↕️ Kylie on engine 😌 the outcome is a win in my book

12. Novack speech to the chief... I know she talked about having a crush on him but like they aren't going to, ummm feed into that right?

13. Violet & Carver 🤝🏼 "friends" yall know who else had a friendship era?

14. Stellaride crumbs left me absolutely fiending for next week. I will say that I feel like we are witnessing a shift in the Stellaride dynamic in relation to their growth & development.

14a. Stella & her push for Kelly to reach out to Damon in spite of what he said.

15. "I'M NOT BENNY" Kelly, I'm sorry I doubted you tbh. He's grounded in his identity & the man, husband, friend, father, brother he wants to be to those around him.

16. Cruz stealing the wrong bike in his STATION GEAR! That's a Capp move.

[lady-margaret]

bridgerton season 3 part 1 opinion (as someone who has read all the books + is kathony biased so be warned)

after sitting and stewing on what i just watched for a few hours

i’d like to start this off by saying that due to my disappointment of the writing from the last season, i was way more gracious with this one. kate and anthony were great because of simone and jonathan; i’m not sure the writers had much to do with that.

anyway, what i’m saying is that i already knew not to expect the writers to be faithful to the source material (romancing mr. bridgerton), so i was able to enjoy myself more. additionally, polin’s book isn’t exactly a favorite of mine anyway, so there wasn’t a lot to be too disappointed with in my case.

what i liked:

penelope’s wardrobe; they hyped up the “transformation” so much and i’m glad it did not disappoint.

colin’s hot 😌

eloise’ wardrobe; someone pointed out that it had a lot of philip references, so yay 😀 (it has me worried that it’ll be her story next though, we need ben first)

eloise interacting with the other ladies of the ton was really cute and refreshing; she’s learning that despite them having different interests than her, they are still people of great value. the difference is eloise was raised in a loving and supportive family, unlike most of the others.

sibling’s g&h’s personalities coming through more (they are anthony’s children, truly).

featherington sisters as comic relief.

MARRIED KATHONY CRUMBS 💕💕💕 they carried episode 1 for me.

FRANCESCA 💕💕💕 gorgeous introvert representation.

FRANNY AND JOHN 💕💕💕 (i am both ready and NOT ready to get hurt 🥹)

book references (yay! the bare minimum!)

lord debling’s dope.

i actually do like that they gave cressida a legitimate reason to want to win the competition money to unmask LW in the second part.

the music choices haven’t disappointed yet!!!!!

colin’s line for the season is def the “well are you gonna marry me or not?” line HEHEHEHEHE i ALMOST screamed as loud as i did when john entered when he said that line to pen.

as an army, plus points for dynamite 🤭 i didn’t expect to like the orchestral version and didn’t see the vision of where they would even insert it, but i actually liveddd for it.

what i don’t really have strong feelings about:

mondrich plot; alice is beautiful but the addition of their family storyline didn’t make much of a lasting impact.

the queen; she was very meh so far.

the featherington storyline: the sisters are funny, but their whole situation mixed with the humor leads me not to take it very seriously.

violet x lady danbury’s brother: 🤷‍♀️ i don’t see it.

the “lady danbury’s brother” storyline in general is very forgettable.

what i disliked:

i think nicola and luke could use more chemistry; they fall short compared to daphne&simon and kathony (HEAVY ON KATHONY THIS IS WHY THEY REMOVED THEM FROM THE REST OF THE EPISODES SIGH)

they kinda mischaracterized colin (he spent the last two seasons being selfish and putting himself above everyone else violet, what the hell are you talking about “you never place yourself over others” 🤨)

the lack of ben time?? did he go back to the academy after taking over for anthony briefly??? what did he do besides dodging debutantes all season????

they glossed over benedict running the estate so quickly; this could have been an opportunity to draw out his storyline, especially since he mentioned that he liked having a purpose: WRITERS???? DO SOMETHING WITH THAT!

i also didn’t really care for the ben x tilly arnold plot; unless sophie’s actually a maid of her’s or something, i don’t see her point in the show besides just be another one of ben’s ever changing girl of the season.

im sorry but eloise would never SHOULD NEVER have befriended her (ex?) best friend’s bully, no matter what the circumstances. that is NOT eloise.

honestly, them revealing whistledown in the first season is really screwing with the writing; in this regard, i wish they stayed more faithful to the book and how colin finds out about LW. it all just seems so messy at this point.

so s3 starts when kathony end their honeymoon… how long was this honeymoon? math isn’t mathing cuz it couldn’t have been more than a week given that kate isn’t obviously pregnant yet in the first ep.

i know that colin and pen are longtime friends, but from how they’ve interacted with each other in the past seasons, it’s a bit harder to believe that they were close CLOSE friends; close friends to the extent of helping the other find a spouse through “lessons”? i don’t see it. that’s why i was a bit ??? when i first found out about the plot they were going with for the season (in the book, colin really just starts following her around cuz she was being sus)

i hate that they had to come up with an excuse to get rid of kathony for the rest of the episodes; i get that they’ve been running their separate households alone for most of their lives and want a break but… i don’t think they would abandon their responsibilities for an “extended honeymoon”. knowing them, running the estate isn’t gonna stop them from being wh0res!! they help each other out with the estate and are still sickeningly in love and have time for each other (in the books). i was also really hoping to see kate taking over the viscountess role. i swore they would have done something like that after that cute/awkward moment when they both respond to “lady bridgerton” in episode 1.

i get that it’s established that penelope’s one goal for the season is to get a husband, but as i know her character, she would NEVER get into races (?) or run just so she can talk to a suitor before anyone else does 😭 okay but it was funny.

i am kinda sad that they couldn’t have just let a mean character or a villain character be the villain character; yea sure, i did say that i liked that cressida had a legitimate and well thought out motive for wanting the LW reward money but, idk i could’ve lived without her storyline.

one of the BIGGEST THINGS for me is that i do not think they should have released so many clips/snippets of the show days or weeks before it came out. i understand like 1 clip, but i skipped SO MANY SCENES because i have watched them at least 5 times already on tiktok or twitter.

the two part season idea is dumb.

i’m scared for how messy part 2 will be (in terms of both writing and just how stressed i will be with the revealing of LW plot HUHU poor pen) but i’m still looking forward to it 😇😇😇 and despite all the things i didn’t like, i did still enjoy it. if i do rewatch it or not is still to be decided; s1 & s2 have such high rewatch value.

franny and john were TRULY a standout though. i cannot even begin to describe how loud i screamed when he finally said his name out loud 😭💕

verdict: the writing is getting messier, get jonathan bailey in that writer’s room ASAP

[norrisainz33]

𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙺𝙸𝙴, 𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂?🤭

My first request to you for the year is for Mr Du du du himself aka our favourite Dutch Lion, Max Verstappen!☺️

So anyways reader is a child actress having been in multiple shows since she was a toddler criminal minds, Supernatural, Disney, Nickelodeon, Stranger Things, Outerbanks and more (face claim can be Coco Jones).

Anyways the point of this is reader was an actress in The Originals and Legacies, she played Bonnie and Enzo’s daughter Anthea (mother nature, most powerful character😍😝) but because of all the hate she got from the fandom (TVDU fandom is toxic AF sometimes😭) she hasn’t been on social media since 2022, the only content anyone gets from her is from conventions and interviews for her shows and movies and the fans who’ve met her a long the way.

(Her character Anthea is known for being quite the F1 fan and she basically predicted the 2024 season in one episode by saying Max would be a four time WDC and McLaren would win the championship and Lando would get his first race win😌)

Now it’s Summer break 2024 and oh what’s that? Victoria posts a story/ picture of reader with Max’s nephews (the mini Max’s LOVE her❤️) and of course holding his niece and of course internet is broken, in shock, gasping for air hehehe😝😌 (excuse me, I’m a drama student, I can be very dramatic😘)

(Reader and Max are in a long term relationship by the way please😊) Anyways our first appearance in the paddock is Brazil 2024, all eyes on us, we’re magnificent, strutting the runway like the fashion icon we are (okay, I’ll stop…maybe😛)

And to break the internet even more, readers first post after almost two years is her expressing how proud she is of her little Dutch lion and of course she doesn’t immediately go back onto social just cause of that, so any and all crumbs of her are coming from the Verstappen gang and the grid.

Then comes Winter break meaning her birthday (December 24th, it’s not my actual birthday I just like to imagine what life is like as a December baby😛)

So of course it’s all sappy birthday posts for her and she’s loved like the queen she deserves to be and at the start of 2025, she slowly starts making her come back to social media (one little speckle of glitter at a time)😊

Take your time princess, I know you’ll serve as always!💋

hiiiii darling!!! i was literally so excited to see this come through you have no idea 😍 i am terribly sorry that this took literally forever but ive finally posted it!! hope you enjoy ❤️😘

[star-mum]

IM FINALLY HERE !!!!! I wanted to watch a 🤏 little more of the show before reading

(I fell in love with another one of the idiots while doing that so RIP to me) (can you guess which one?)

"he had been screaming at the Gozyuger team" im now OBSESSED with the team ALSO

"You were laying on a rather luxurious bed" which is a special tool that'll help us out later :3

"specifically to visit Hoeru" 🫣🫣🫣🫣

"you that secretly indulged in late night dark romance" YEEEESSSSSS !!!! SHE'S SUCH AN ICON !!!!

"No, I wouldn’t say I’m… afraid" my pupils *are* dilated but not for the reasons you think

"wait for Gozyu Wolf to come running to your rescue" tasukete, Hoeru 🙄🙄 tasuketeeee

"but he was either too much of a gentleman or too obtuse to pick up on your flirting" both, i fear

"but it had turned him into a raging animal who lashed out" we should talk more about this, also 😙

"But this? Not that fun. Can I leave now?” KSKSKKSKS if you didn't kidnap me to cuck your arch nemesis or whatever, can i gtfo now?

"My blazing fire splitting her open and warming her from the inside!" then at the end of the episode Fire Candle and Hoeru fight for the No 1 Breeder title Gozyu style

"or rather, him and Gozyu Wolf fighting an epic battle to win you" we're always in sync, I love us

"spit onto your pussy" : O

I hadn't stopped to think which N1 Sentai characters spit/kiss it before eating... Thoughts are being thunk right now... I'd like to discuss

"I should have known the Wolf would have himself a perfect slut!” 😌

"Perhaps I should kidnap you again sometime, Treasure.” TREASURE 🥺🥺🥺🥺

"Sumino fired back, firm and determined, worry seeping through her voice" i love her i love i love her i love her

"Rikuo pulled out for you (ever the gentlemen)" can we PLEASE talk about him? I'm obsessed with this blue bitch

"So… oddly enough, Fire Candle’s plan had worked after all" KSSKKSSK never doubted him for a second

I looooove the homerotic obsession Fire Candle has with Hoeru, he'd be even MORE pissed to find out how fucking Gorgeous The Wolf is (i want them to do each other nasty style)

and i fucking LOVED the little Hoeru x Reader and Team Gozyu crumbs we got !!! He's such a fucking dumbass, I love him and his pack of idiots

Bestie I fear this show's gonna have to go to the fandom list, I love them so very much

Moth To A Flame

Fire Candle (No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger) x Fem!Reader

Summary:

Fire Candle kidnaps and takes you to his homeworld as part of the ultimate plan to take down his rival. He will use you - who he believes to be Gozyu Wolf's girlfriend - as bait to tempt the Wolf into a fight.

There's just one small problem with that. While you are close friends with Hoeru, you are definitely not his girlfriend, and you laugh in Fire Candle's face upon hearing his plan rather than quaking in fear. And then... you start flirting with him?

A Plan B quickly forms in his mind. And it's much better than the initial plan he had carefully spent time formulating. (And it ends with you screaming on his cock, so... everyone wins.)

Fire Candle (No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger) x Fem!Reader. Strangers to 'Lovers'. PWP Smut.

Word Count: 5,500

Main Masterlist* | AO3 Link

*Currently I do not have a No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger or Super Sentai specific Masterlist, but if I write more fics for this fandom, then I will make one and link it here.

Full list of warnings and author's notes below the cut.

Warnings: the reader has a vagina and breasts and goes by she/her pronouns (but as with most of my fics, the primary pronouns used are you/yours); the reader is described as wearing a dress and other than that, there is no major descriptions of her looks; the reader does not have a ring or any Gozyuger powers and does not fight alongside the team, but she does know that Hoeru is Gozyu Wolf (and it's implied that she knows who the other team members are by proximity); Hoeru and the reader are close friends; very slight background Hoeru x Reader - there is elements of affection and romance between Hoeru and the reader (they have feelings for each other that they have not confessed) but they are not dating, so the reader having sex with Fire Candle is not cheating; Fire Candle is under the impression that the reader is an innocent, demure, blushing 'virgin', but the reader laughs at this idea because it's not true; Fire Candle calls the reader 'stupid' and 'silly' (at first, in an attempt to emotionally dismiss her an intimidate her, and then to belittle her sexually); this could be considered dubcon - because Fire Candle kidnaps the reader before having sex with her (but it is very much her idea to have sex, so it's more like situational dubcon, and she's very enthusiastic about it); humiliation kink/degradation kink - Fire Candle calls the reader lots of demeaning names, including whore, and he treats her like an object for his sexual pleasure; the reader is talked about as a 'prize' to be won between Gozyu Wolf and Fire Candle; oral sex - reader receiving; orgasm denial (once - towards reader); choking with slight breath restriction towards the reader; penis in vagina sex; unprotected sex/creampie - but we don't even know if he's from earth, so we don't know if he would even have the ability to get someone pregnant; I believe that is everything. And I do apologize if I forgot anything.

A/N: I was debating whether or not I wanted to post this fic because I was mentally going back and forth about whether or not it's good enough to post, but Jaycen convinced me that it is, and at the end of the day, not every fic needs to be a magnificent masterpiece. Some fics can just exist to be average or even bad and still be fun. So here this is - my fun take on what it would be like to have sex with Fire Candle because I think he's hot. Also, this was not edited as thoroughly as I usually edit my fics because I'm tired, so if I missed any warnings, I'm sorry, and please do let me know so that I can add them to the list.

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If someone had asked you where your day was going to end up, you never would have said that you would be waking up in a strange place that may or may not have been in your own dimension after being ambushed by someone you barely recognized and hit on the head, only to be knocked unconscious. No - your day had started out perfectly normal. 

You had woken up your younger brother and gotten him ready for school, did some light housework before going about your usual work of tutoring students in preparation for their college entrance exams. And you had just been on your way to see Hoeru at the cafe when something entirely bizarre occurred. 

Which - yes, bizarre things seemed to be occurring around you and to you more and more lately. But you were hoping that if you simply ignored it, it would stop. (Though that didn’t seem to be the case, as you were quickly realizing.) You were approached by someone - you thought you recognized him from a time before, when he had been screaming at the Gozyuger team, hurling threats through the air. 

Before you even had time to process his strange attire and the pack of bell-headed goons flanking him, you had been bonked on the head and everything went black. And now you were waking up with a pounding headache, trying to take in your surroundings. 

You found yourself in some kind of… white palace? The walls were made of white marble, screaming of opulence - golden trimmings and ornate stained glass inlaid into the walls truly completing the architecture, giving you a feeling that you did not belong. The room had absolutely no warmth - visually, and physically, the marble created a unique coolness to the air that caused a chill up your spine, goosebumps harsh on your skin. 

You were laying on a rather luxurious bed, on top of pressed, neatly tucked in covers - you had been placed on top of the bed rather than in it. And you were still wearing your clothes - the cute casual outfit that you had put on specifically to visit Hoeru that consisted of a simple, light (but beautiful) dress and a matching cardigan sweater - though you noticed that your simple slip-on ballet flats were missing. 

Strangely enough, there was a twinge of disappointment in the back of your mind. The part of you that secretly indulged in late night dark romance and loved the idea that you were desirable enough to kidnap thought that you should be missing your clothes or that you could be wearing some kind of scandalous tiny costume, chained to the bed with your legs spread open - 

These thoughts were disrupted by someone charging in - the door to the bedroom literally being kicked down, signalling the presence of the obnoxious kidnapper that you had yet to know the name of. Instinctively, you sat up, curious to see more of him - though you did regret it when your head gave a thump of pain at the sudden movement. 

“KNEEL BEFORE ME, SILLY GIRL!” 

He screamed out, his face twisted sourly as though his own words disgusted him. He glanced around the room, as though he had no clue where you would be, before his eyes landed on the bed, and his strange, bright irises shamelessly scanned over your body, raking over the length of your legs and the way the hem of your dress had crept up high on your thighs - before he firmly set his jaw and let out another yell. 

“DO YOU NOT QUAKE IN FEAR OF YOUR PRECIOUS GOZYU WOLF’S DEADLY RIVAL?” 

A sharp pain stabbed through your head at his yelling and you barely had time to take in his words, and he was clearly displeased that you didn’t actually seem scared - that you did little more than flinch at this presence, and it seemed to be because of his volume, and not because of any true fear. 

“No, I wouldn’t say I’m… afraid.” You told him honestly, moving to sit on the edge of the bed with your feet dangling off, hating the feeling of the cold marble against your bare toes - luckily, noticing your shoes (oddly) politely placed off to the side, as though they had been taken off with care while you had been unconscious. “Just in a bit of pain, and mostly… annoyed.” 

As you took in his appearance - even his heavily displeased expression at your words - you wanted to add something else to that list. 

Even past his strange attire and abundantly abrasive personality, he was definitely attractive. Broad shouldered inside his odd suit, with a firm jaw that carried his intense expressions well, his eyes striking in a way that suited him rather than feeling creepy. There were worse people to be kidnapped by. Much uglier ones. (You could have woken up in a bronze bikini chained up in the service of a giant slug. And this was much better than that.) 

“PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF-!” 

He began yelling again, and as it connected sharply with your eardrum, you let out a sigh. You raised your voice just enough to be heard in order to cut him off. 

“I’m sorry, but - who are you?” 

He stood in shock for a moment, his mouth gaping like a fish gasping on land as he struggled to comprehend your question. It seemed that he flailed at the idea of having to introduce himself. Especially to someone he believed should already know and fear him. 

“I am Fire Candle!” He announced proudly, puffing out his chest and striking a dramatic pose with his hands on his hips, finally speaking at a reasonable volume. “The Supreme Fire Prince, Ruler of the Dancing Flames, and wielder of King Caldelor! But you may also recognize me as Gozyu Wolf’s Greatest Dangerous Rival!” 

You couldn’t contain the laugh that desperately wanted to escape you at this, especially not with the utter serious tone that he announced these words in. You didn’t think that people truly declared themselves rivals - not outside of cheesy comic books or Saturday morning television shows meant for children. 

But things were starting to make more sense now. 

Yes, you knew that Hoeru was Gozyu Wolf. You were likely the only person who didn’t wield a ring yourself who knew that fact, entrusted to keep the precious secret because you were such a close, long-time friend of his. So … he had kidnapped you because you were Hoeru’s friend? And he was planning on hurting you to extort Hoeru and get some kind of reaction out of him? 

Again, this simply made you annoyed more than anything else. 

Fire Candle looked utterly shocked at your laughter, and then downright insulted, his expression shifting in that boldly readable way that was beginning to shine a unique kind of charm in your eyes. You couldn’t help it - but you were warming up to his unique flame. Even if that clearly wasn’t his intention. 

“EH?!” He screamed, boiling with anger as you continued to look up at him from your seat on the edge of the bed, a grin forming on your lips. “HOW DARE YOU?!” 

He pulled out a staff from behind his back (though with the ridiculous proportions of the weapon, he couldn’t have been hiding it there the whole time… so it more seemingly appeared from nowhere) - a giant silver and gold staff with candles on either end, luckily not lit at the moment. He pressed one of the candle ends into your personal space, threatening it near your neck but not pressing it against your skin. 

Again, a small wave of disappointment ran through you. 

He truly wasn’t scary. At all. 

“YOU WON’T BE LAUGHING WHEN MY PLAN COMES TO FRUITION, YOU STUPID GIRL!” 

You let out a bored sigh and reached up, putting a gentle hand on the end of the staff and oh-so-gently guiding it away from your neck, casting another look of bright shock across his features at the fact that you still weren’t frightened, you clearly didn’t feel threatened; he dropped it limply back to his side due to this sock, and stood there silently as you asked your next question. 

“What is your plan, exactly?” 

You felt curiosity biting at you, and you wondered if the day would end with you in some kind of slow-torture-death-machine or if his plan was simply to tie you up and write a ransom note and then wait for Hoeru - or rather, wait for Gozyu Wolf to come running to your rescue. 

He smirked deeply at this, the shine of his teeth making an appearance as his eyebrows creased to show his pleasure at your words, and you hated the tingle that shot between your legs at the look. Leave it to someone like him to be just as ignorant of how good looking he was as he was about the level of fear that he brought to a room. 

“My plan!” He replied, his voice reaching that semi-normal tone once again. “My plan involves using you - the innocent beauty - as bait…” 

You choked back another laugh at him describing you as ‘innocent’, but you didn’t bother to correct him. You simply listened on as he continued, beginning to pace the room dramatically and flail his arms to demonstrate his words. 

“I will bait Gozyu Wolf out with his blushing and frightful damsel in distress! I will put you in danger, and when he comes to rescue his endangered love, I will chop off the Wolf’s head and mount it on my wall in victory!” 

He made a slashing motion with his staff to demonstrate this and then pointed to a space on the wall - though you had to imagine that this was simply an example and not truly the space he had picked out, because if he was going through all the trouble to murder Hoeru, he wouldn’t hide his prize away in some bedroom, he would likely want to display in a main trafficked area for everyone to see. 

The mental imagery of Hoeru’s head stuffed and mounted on a wall - both in or out of the Gozyu Wolf helmet - did cause you to let out another laugh. It was utterly ridiculous. And you knew that this guy would never be able to pull it off. 

Fire Candle let out a deep growl, making a sharp stomp toward you - and for the first time that day, you felt a slight bite of actual fear jump through you. When your eyes jumped up toward him and saw true, fiery anger dancing there, this was, of course, followed by more lust settling into your stomach. 

He settled into another smirk, finally seeming pleased that he had managed to scare you. 

“You won’t be laughing when I finally defeat your boyfriend.” He spat out harshly, another (finally non-screaming) attempt to intimidate you. 

“Boyfriend?” You parroted back, raising an eyebrow sharply at him. 

The word caught you off guard, but it did bring things into a bit more clarity once again. 

You and Hoeru were close friends. You had been since you had met him at one of his first jobs - waiting tables at a restaurant that you frequented after school. Once he was fired from that job, he popped up at a boba shop near your house and you made a joke about how he was secretly stalking you, which made him blush. And you invited him over for dinner, citing that he looked like needed a good home cooked meal. 

Originally, your intent had been for it to be a date, but he was either too much of a gentleman or too obtuse to pick up on your flirting, so the two of you simply remained friends. And it stayed that way for so long that now you treasured the friendship far too much to ruin it by pouncing on him and humping him like a dog - as much as you wanted to sometimes. 

Though the comment did make you think back to the last time you had seen this costumed, screaming freak and his silver bell-headed jockeys. The last time you had gotten caught up in a confrontation, surrounding by the Gozyuger team and with no ring to transform with yourself, Hoeru had been intensely protective of you, taking great offensive when you had been knocked to the ground - it hadn’t hurt you or even left the slightest scratch on you, but it had turned him into a raging animal who lashed out on the person who so much as dared to shift the slightest force wrongfully in your direction. 

Obviously, Fire Candle had seen this, and he had mistaken the sweet, friendly protectiveness from Hoeru as romantic intent. 

You let out another snort of laughter. 

“Ho-” You cut yourself off sharply, scolding yourself internally for almost revealing your dear friend’s true identity to someone who only knew him as a mask. “Gozyu Wolf is not my boyfriend.” You easily corrected him, causing another expressively confused look from the brightly coloured man. 

“So if your entire plan hinged on him being made stupid by his love for me and rushing toward danger without a second thought, then - it won’t work.” You explained, knowing that Hoeru did love you deeply due to your years of friendship, and he likely would rush toward danger to save you. 

But this guy definitely didn’t need to know that. 

“I’m not a damsel, and I’m definitely not in distress.” You finalized, knowing that at the very least, these words were true. 

You weren’t some ‘innocent’ scared blushing girl. You didn’t need Hoeru to rush in and save you. You just needed this inconvenient bump in your day to be over. You were hoping that if you poked enough holes in Fire Candle’s plan, he would simply send you home and then you could pretend like this whole thing never happened. 

“Not… even a little bit?” He prodded, motioning toward you with his staff again, making the weakest, most vague threat you had ever seen in your life. 

You held in another laugh. He was so incompetent that he was almost adorable. There was such an odd charm to him that you almost wanted to stick around to see what he would do next. (Almost.) 

“No. Not even a little bit.” You replied honestly, shaking your head. “The only thing I am is bored. And mildly horny.” 

You found the honest words escaping your mouth before you could stop them, and then you leaned into the honest as he stared you down with a shocked expression. 

“I thought you kidnapped me because you had something else in mind. But this? Not that fun. Can I leave now?” 

You moved to step off the bed completely - not because you actually thought that you would be able to find your way out of this other-worldly place (and somehow get back home), but more so to gauge his reaction about you leaving. He instantly stepped in front of you, blocking your path, and you froze in place, biting back a smile at how quick he was to keep you here. 

“HOLD IT HERE!” He resumed screaming, holding up a demanding hand in your direction as you held your hands behind your back (and puffed your chest out subtly, trying your hardest to look appealing as he scanned his eyes over your body once again). “I MAY STILL HAVE A USE FOR YOU, SILLY GIRL!” 

You would be lying if you said that him speaking about ‘using you’ in the same breath as calling you ‘silly girl’ with such condescending intent didn’t turn you on. You knew that certainly said something about you - but you definitely weren’t going to open up that psychological box right now. 

“And what use is that?” You inquired, puffing out your chest more and blinking your eyes at him in the most cartoonishly feminine way that you could muster - at least the two of you were playing a game that was much more catered to your interests now. 

He smirked at you widely, and you once again felt a zap of heat between your thighs. 

“I’ll be devious and defile Gozyu Wolf’s precious girlfriend! And there will be nothing he can do about it!” 

“I’m still not his girlfr-” 

Your correction was cut off when Fire Candle took a step forward and delicately, teasingly brushed two gloved fingers underneath your chin, teasing you as though you were a gentle, elusive alleycat. The simple touch sent shivers through you, and you could do little more than lock onto his golden eyes and stare into his heated gaze as he continued speaking determined, powerful, lustful words. 

“I’ll creep into his mind by fucking the woman he loves.” He stated, causing more heat to bloom deep in your gut as he made his intentions more than clear. “I’ll ruin the Wolf’s precious girl by fucking her so well that any time she’s with him, all she can think about is my superior cock! My blazing fire splitting her open and warming her from the inside!” 

Well he certainly had a way with words. You had to give him credit for that. 

Something nagging in the back of your mind was begging to tell him that this ‘plan’ was full of holes, but the other part truly didn’t care - because he was attractive and offering to fuck you to one-up some supposedly perfect boyfriend that you didn’t even have. 

“Fuck it. Whatever.” You sighed, more to yourself, putting a hand on the shoulder of his leather vest and shoving him around to push him onto the bed that you had woken up on, surprised by how light he was and how easy he was to push around after the mighty game he had talked. 

You straddled his thighs and easily melted your mouth to his, moaning in delight at just how warm he was. He put his hands on your hips and encouraged you along as you ground yourself into his lap, soon feeling a stiff bulge underneath you. 

When you pulled away from his lips and moved to reach for his pants, excited to feel more of that bulge, he surprised you by truly taking control of the interaction. He used his grip on your hips to flip you over before you could blink, pinning you down against the tightly pressed covers of the bed in a breathless moment, leaving you spread-eagle and shocked into limpness as he hovered over you, now grinning down at you with a perfectly diabolical expression. 

“Not so fast, silly girl.” He spat out harshly, moving to grab both your wrists and pin them up above your head, crowding tightly close to your face, causing his warm breath to puff against your cheeks. “First, I must see you.” 

Oh… this was exactly what you had been waiting for. 

You should have been afraid that some (possibly non-human) stranger had you pinned to a bed, in a completely strange place, and you were completely at his mercy - but this was everything you had dreamed about in the back of your mind for a very long time. And you could do nothing more but lay there with dry-mouthed, wet-cunt anticipation as he unsnapped each button of your cardigan and ripped it off you before unzipping your dress and then peeling it off your head, also tossing it away carelessly to land in a pile on the floor. 

“Ahh,” He hummed, his eyes raking over your body more intensely now, threatening to make you shy, causing your thighs to clamp together around your now wet underwear - the last remaining scrap of clothing that you had on while you were exposed under his intense gaze. “Very beautiful.” 

“Thank y-” You wanted to be polite in receiving the compliment, but he jumped to cut you off. 

“Shh!” He bit out harshly. “I’m looking.” 

You did find a sick kind of thrill in him treating you like nothing more than an object - something beautiful to be seen and not heard from. And that usually silent part of your mind that loved to indulge in darker romantic fantasy immediately began to imagine him and Hoeru - or rather, him and Gozyu Wolf fighting an epic battle to win you. Not as a lover, but as a desirable sexual object. The ultimate prize. 

This thought was disrupted when Fire Candle reached out and grabbed both your breasts - roughly groping the flesh with his gloved hands, creating an intense, strange sensation of clean white fabric on your sensitive skin while his harsh touch dug in, immediately causing you to arch up into the touch and let out a moan. He kneaded the flesh around for a few moments, a gleeful expression on his face, though he didn’t linger here for long - a deflated whine coming from your lips when he stopped touching you. 

He ripped your underwear off in a blink, causing a squeal to sneak out of your lips. 

And then, another thrill rolled through your stomach when he scooted downwards and - just as harsh and demanding, acting just as entitled to your body - he grabbed both your knees and pinned your legs open, staring at your drooling pussy with the most wide-eyed unashamed expression you had ever seen. 

“My, my, you are very pretty for such a silly girl.” 

He commented, even then leaning forward and sniffing closely against your cunt - something that made your stomach recoil with embarrassment. You tried in vain to close your thighs, and found yourself surprised by how strong he truly was - and in that moment, you had an intense love-hate relationship with the way he smirked up at you due to your obvious shift to shyness. 

“Such a pretty, wet pussy, all for me!” 

You let out a gasp when he loudly heaved a glob of spit onto your pussy, the thick wetness landing below your clit and making you tingle. And you barely had time to recover from the shock before he forced your legs open even harsher, causing a burn in your hip joints - a bite of pain that only added to your general lustful dizziness - as he leaned in and latched his mouth onto your cunt. 

A shockwave went up your body and he hummed against you, seemingly pleased with your taste. You let out a throat ripping squeal at the feeling of him devouring you - clearly not with any gentleness or true sensibility toward you, but with the infinite greed of someone who had kidnapped you simply because he believed that you were an object of desire that would lure out his ‘rival’. He did not care about the feelings of others, he only cared about himself. And for some reason, that only made the whole thing hotter - knowing that he only saw you as a vessel for his pleasure, that he only sucked harshly on your clit and shoved his tongue deep inside your cunt to lap more of your wetness because he desired the taste. 

It was something that had you sucking air into your lungs desperately, causing your chest to flail as you began to shake under his tongue. 

“Fuck!” You cried out, an orgasm already coming to life deep in your belly. “Oh, fuck me!” 

You choked on a gasp when he ripped his touch away from you just as quickly as he had begun - he looked utterly crazed as he rose tall onto his knees above you, his chin now soaked with your juices and glistening, and his expression somehow wilder than before. 

“Now, now - none of that.” He scolded you, clicking his tongue in an utterly condescending way that ebbed another moan from your throat while he gently shook his head. He flailed out his tongue and collected some of that wetness from below his mouth, almost distracting you from his next words as you became obsessed with that bit of hot pink flesh between his teeth. “A sweet girl like you shouldn’t speak such foul words,” 

You couldn’t help the gasp that escaped you at this - you had no clue where he had gotten the impression that you were some innocent, demure flower. But you would play the part if he so desired. 

You batted your eyelashes at him heavily again and curled your lip into a perfect pout. 

“I’m sorry, Flame Prince.” You said, cooing the words out as sweetly as you could while your cunted throbbed, aching terribly - tempting you to break down and beg like a whore. “I’ll try to be good for you.” 

But of course, he could sniff out your act - and the result was better than anything you could have predicted. 

He reached out and pressed a gloved hand against your throat, gripping tightly on either side - firmly enough to command your attention but not enough to restrict your breathing. At least not too much. You inhaled sharply as he gave you a fierce look. 

“EH!” He shouted again, shaking the air around you. “You are just a dumb little whore! Thinking you can fool The Great Fire Candle?!” 

He choked you slightly harder, sending a perfect jolt through your body as your head began to tingle - and you couldn’t help but to moan quietly and lean into the touch. Of course, this caused a bright smirk across his lips. 

“Of course! I should have known the Wolf would have himself a perfect slut!” He grinned, releasing the hold a bit too early for your liking and putting that hand beside your head as he used his other hand to reach for the fly of his pants. “Well, now I’m going to steal his prize!” 

Before you could truly take in the feeling of something so unbearably hot pressing against your bare thigh, with only a breath of a moment to glance down your body and see how truly long it was (far more intimidating than the golden candle staff he had threatened you with) - barely enough time to gasp at the bizarreness of bright red pubic hair - before that cock was being prodded at your wet entrance and thrust into you. Again, without much care for you and with true, selfish greed behind the movements. Though the more he handled you like a toy, like you were nothing more than an object for his pleasure - like he had said, a simple prize to be bartered between two rivals - the more turned on you became. 

That’s why you moaned hotly and flexed your hips up into the touch as the thick stiffness of his cock bullied its way inside of you, his hips shoving forward with a stiff, demanding movement until he was buried deep inside your soft cunt. He didn’t hesitate before he began moving, using all of his power to fuck forward in rapid, harsh movements, beginning to fuck you senseless while you moaned out and gasped for breath, scrambling for something to hold onto. 

“There it is! The sweet sounds of victory as I steal from Gozyu Wolf!” 

(Deep down, you knew that his fixation seemed to be much more on Hoeru, and you had to wonder if Fire Candle had ever seen him without his helmet to be so utterly focused on him, even while his cock was so deep inside of you.) 

He put that gloved hand back around your throat and this time pressed much harder, using the hold as a handle to pin you down while he fucked his hips into you even harder, the sound of flesh slapping flesh - wet and utterly filthy - sounding off the cold marble walls and making for an utterly pornographic symphony. All you could do was reach up to grip onto his wrist tightly as you became light headed, your body absolutely rocked by the sensation of his long cock pounding into you while he gripped you by the throat. 

“Look at me!” He demanded, and your eyes blasted open to be faced with his wide-eyed, entirely insane expression - mostly teeth and tight lips, his forehead pressed tight into his highly drawn eyebrows, forcing you further into those wild, golden eyes. “I’m better than Gozyu Wolf!” 

“Y-you are!” 

He finally released his hold on your neck, sending a thrill rocketing through you as blood rushed back to your brain and your upper body tingled with soft fuzziness while your lower body was pierced with sharp jolts of pleasure edging on pain as he continued to pound his cock into you - colliding sensations that drove you insane and drove louder and louder moans out of you. He moved to grab into your breast, digging into the flesh almost painfully as his thrusts became sloppy - clearly on edge now. 

“Such a cute little whore!” He grunted out, his once proud voice dissolving into something much more thickened almost human as he drew closer to his orgasm. “When you return to your precious Gozyu Wolf, you’ll only be thinking of this - only be thinking of my cock.” 

It was those filthy words and devilish haze of lust that had overtaken his voice that truly drove you over the edge, causing you to grip his cock as an orgasm rocked your body, sharp breaths rattling your lungs as your body arched up, pushing your breast furthering into his touch. He then shoved his hips fully into you, and the sound he let out as he came was somewhere between hilarious and spectacular. It was a choked off whine cried out into the air as he stretched his neck back, and you found a particular fascination in watching the veins in his neck bump above his dual bow ties as he desperately chugged in air. 

While you felt hot pumps of his cum inside of you, you had a distant thought about if he was human, where exactly he was from, and if he could get you pregnant. 

But those thoughts disappeared when he took in a final gulp of breath and then looked down at you, brushing surprisingly soft fingers across your forehead as he gazed at you with a strangely fond expression before he said: 

“Perhaps I should kidnap you again sometime, Treasure.” 

… 

Getting back home was… utterly bizarre. It somehow only added to the entirely strange day that you had been having. (Somehow it was still around mid-afternoon, around the same time you had left, and you had to wonder if you had been gone for a whole day, multiple days, even, or if time had only passed in minutes while you had been gone.) 

But when your feet were securely back on the ground and you got a good sense of your surroundings, you made your way toward the cafe to meet Hoeru, as you had originally planned. 

Your stomach twisted with nerves as you saw everyone standing around in a seemingly nervous huddle. 

“Well, she can’t have gone far,” Rikuo posed. 

“Don’t say that!” Sumino fired back, firm and determined, worry seeping through her voice. “People can disappear out from under you, just like that!” 

You became sour with worry, wondering if it truly had been days. 

“We should be out looking until cosmic justice is-!” Ryugi began what surely would would have been an epic speech, but you walked fully through the door then, causing Hoeru’s eyes to jump to you. 

“Y/N!” He cheered out in relief, racing across the room to see you, trapping you in a tight hug before you got even three steps through the door. “You were supposed to meet me an hour ago!” He chastised, his voice in a steady tone very similar to his usual that only you could recognize had worry creeping in. 

An hour. Of course he had rallied the troops to start a search party after a single hour. 

“Hoeru, I’m fine.” You told him, trying to wiggle free of a hug that he clearly wasn’t ready to end yet. “One of my tutoring sessions ran late-” 

“Then what happened to your head?” Sumino asked, pointing to your forehead past Hoeru - pointing to the bruising bump where Fire Candle had knocked you unconscious. Something that you had forgotten about by now because the pain was very mild… especially after the orgasm you had experienced. 

“Yeah, that doesn’t look good,” Rikuo added on, eyeing you up and down with a frown. 

Hoeru finally pulled away from the tight hug and aggressively grabbed both sides of your face to pull you closer, inspecting the injury for himself with precise eyes, crowding tightly into your personal space. 

“You need omurice,” Ryugi said with a definitive nod. “It will help.” 

He disappeared off into the kitchen while Hoeru ushered you into a nearby seat that Rikuo pulled out for you (ever the gentlemen) and Sumino sat down beside you, grasping your hand gently in an attempt to be comforting - even though you didn’t need the soothing comfort. 

“I swear, I will destroy whoever did this!” Hoeru declared passionately. 

“I’m fine!” You assured him, trying your best to ignore the flare of heat in your gut at his words. 

“I WILL DESTROY HIM!” Hoeru screamed, taking one last glance at you before he charged out the door. 

So… oddly enough, Fire Candle’s plan had worked after all.

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(y/n)(l/n) you suck at taking Polaroids, I was blinded for a good 10 mins 🥲

(y/n)fan9 @(y/n)(l/n) sue him

(y/n)(l/n) @(y/n)fan9 I will

(y/n)fan9 SHE RESPONDED TO ME ADJHSKSJ!!!!!!!!

brielarson and she IS the moment✨✨✨

(y/n)fan10 ma’am your hand in marriage pls

(y/n)scloset ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS

mcuactorsupdates slaying the entire tour I swear

imsebastianstan my cheeto :(

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[softguarnere]

Hey Dove!!!

Loved your first request so I had to send in my own 👹

As my name suggests, I’m a hoe for Eugene so anything, like literally any crumbs you have for him would be outstanding and I’d devour them. And/or something with Nix cause he just 😩 You can pick one or both, I’m fine with whatever! It can be relationship hcs or just regular ones like I said I’ll take anything 💀✋🏻

No rush at all! I look forward to seeing what you have for me 💞

Omg thank you so much, I'm glad that you liked it! I couldn't pick between Roe and Nix and wanted a challenge, so here are some headcanons for both 😌

Dating Eugene Roe would include . . .

OMG, the sweetest boy

I don't want to sound overdramatic by saying "love at first sight" but he definitely caught feelings for you the first time he saw you in Toccoa

Because he's kind of shy, he was unsure of making a move -- or even how he would go about doing so -- so when you're both chosen to be medics he's secretly a little freaked out inside because you get to spend more time together

He makes his move right before the D-Day jump, because he can't stand the thought of not having confessed his feelings if something happened to either of you

After his confession, he slowly becomes more comfortable around you. The men always talk about how quiet he's known for being, but when his shyness wears off around you, you know him better than anyone

Throughout the war, he's constantly checking in with you to make sure that you're okay. Because let's be real, the medics are always taking care of everyone, but who takes care of them? You both understand the toll it takes on someone to be a caretaker

In Bastogne, he always makes sure that you're warm. He'll share a blanket with you and teach you French and tell you stories about his life before the war while you watch the line

You casually mention that you never want to feel cold again when the war is over. It's something you say offhandedly in frustration one day while trying to find spare supplies, but he never forgets it.

As soon as you find out the war is over, he asks if you if you want to come to Louisiana with him, because you're not likely to get cold that far south

And when you agree, he feels like the happiest man alive

Dating Lewis Nixon would include . . .

Two words: Power Couple

Y'all are chaotic, but in the best way possible

Like, you would have so much fun together, are you kidding me?

When you have a weekend pass, you put it to good use. Pubs, restaurants, movies. Anywhere you can spend time together, you're there. And probably causing a little trouble along the way

As an officer, he tries so hard not to show you too much favoritism so that you don't get into trouble, but everyone knows that you're his favorite

He's an intelligence officer and it shows. He can read your body language so well that you sometimes feel like he knows you better than you know yourself. You could probably even just think a slightly negative thought and bam! He'd appear out of nowhere from miles away to comfort you

Sometimes, you're the only thing keeping him going. If he starts to falter, he thinks about winning the war to make the world a better place for the two of you to be together in it

And when the war is over? I hope you like to travel, because he wants to go everywhere

It's like having a weekend pass all the time. You have fun with it, but he feels like he's living the dream, because all those times that he told himself that he had to make it to the end of the war to spend the rest of forever with you finally paid off, and he's not going to waste a second of it

Thank you so much for the request! I was honestly so scared to share my writing at first, but everyone in this fandom is so sweet and I'm having a lot of fun here. I hope you liked these! 💖🕊️

[gainerbf]

The One Part IV

CW: WG, FFA/BHM Relationship, Feedism, Female Feeder, Male Feedee, Burping

December 31, 2019

The Vacation

Eddie and Sydney decided to go on a cruise for their 1 year anniversary. Eddie was excited because he liked boats and the sea. Sydney was excited because room service was all you can eat. She was going to have Eddie test that.

Eddie: FINALLY!

He dropped his carry on bag and *carefully* pooled out onto the bed. Huffing and puffing from all the walking he had just done.

Eddie: That’s the most exercise I have gotten since the war

Sydney, walking out of the bathroom smirking: The..war?

Eddie: ‘Yea you know. The war. Nam.’

Sydney: ‘You weren’t alive for the Vietnam war weirdo’

Eddie: ‘But if I was then I would have gotten plenty of exercise 😌’

Sydney threw a snickers at him.

Sydney: You’re not yourself when your hungry.

He undid the candy bar, big belly puffing up and down still and ate his treat.

The walking may have been bad but the plane ride was embarassing. Eddie had gotten so big that he needed two seats. He wasn’t in the best mood because of that but Sydney knew how to calm him.

Sydney: Wait here babe.

Eddie: Where ya going?

Sydney: Just wait here…

Eddie was out immediately. He napped off the jet lag before being woken up by something that made him gasp audibly.

Surrounding the bed was food. Tons of it. Burgers. Fries. Chicken wings. Tenders. Lobster. Steak. A beverage cart. Cake. Shakes. Fudge. Pie. You name it, it was there.

Sydney: SURPRISE!

Eddie was speechless and his mouth was watering

Sydney: Yep that’s the response I expected. Welp, lets get to work!

Sydney had fed Eddie before (Obviously) but this was an extreme amount. Eddie had a huge capacity for food but this was larger than any amount of food they had tried before. Eddie got about halfway through when he finally tapped out.

Eddie: Babe I can’t fit anymore

Sydney dropped her robe. She was wearing a very revealing bikini. Her tummy accentuated by the lovely wrap skirt she was wearing which drove Eddie wild. She leaned over, pretty much teasing eddie with her big boobs in his face and said

Sydney: You know big boy…if you could eat a little more for me…I’d make it REALLY worth your while…

She dropped the bikini. Eddie started scarfing everything.

The burgers were housed. The steak was gone. The beverage cart was half empty. The cake was eaten by hand.

The bed was covered in crumbs and empty plates, leading up to Eddie sitting upright with Pillows propping him up. He was a big bloated burpy mess. Chocolate stained his mouth. He looked so gluttonous

Sydney coiled up beside him, still bare and revealing, and gave him a sensual belly rub.

Sydney: Good boy 😊

Eddie: BBUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP

He got super red in the face but couldn’t help it. He was fuller than he’d ever been.

Sydney, giggling: Well I guess that’s one way to send compliments to the chef! Nice burp babe.

Eddie was in a food coma induced haze. His belly was massive. It was practically parting his legs.

They laid there, admiring eachother. A girl and her big growing boy. They peacefully slept until a knock at the door woke them.

Sydney threw on a robe and answered the door

‘Wing eating competition starts in 20 minutes! Deck floor! Everyone who wants to join in, head on over!’

Sydney laughed at her miscalculation. If she knew there was a wing eating competition, then she wouldn’t have stuffed Eddie to the brim.

Sydney: Hey babe so what do yo-…

She was dumbfounded by the sight of Eddie washing up and buttoning his 4XL shirt.

Eddie: It’s time to *uuurrrrpppppp* win a wing eating competition babe

Sydney: I. Have never been. More turned on. Than I am. In this moment. Here and now.

Eddie won the competition…by 37 wings.

Eddie, current weight: 274 pounds

[koulakoukoula2003]

Hii, bestie how are you?💫 I came here to share a really meaningful picture that reminds me of us thirsting over some beautiful big blue eyed commander 😌

I'm doing good, honey, how about you?

AND OMG YES I'D DO ANYTHING FOR SOME ERWIN MONSTER COCK DJFHJGKJR pls forgive me for I have sinned by writing what's beneath the cut, but I'mma share with you a scene that I haven't posted yet in my Erwin x OC slow burn

I am working on a very delicious ask, but I wrote this scene a few days ago so it's ready, and it's not the entirety of it but I just wanna offer some crumbs to quench some of our thirst 🥺

Jealousy (Erwin x Y/n)

Pairing: Erwin x Y/n, Erwin x You, Erwin x OC, Erwin's x Reader

Summary: Levi was the first to claim you, and that makes daddy Erwin very angy :( so he's gonna take his frustration out on you <3

Trigger Warnings: Rough Fingering, Orgasm Denial, Possessive Behaviour, Choking Kink, Daddy Kink, Size Kink, Power Dynamics Dom!Erwin/Sub!Y/n

Word Count: 640

Taglist: @syrma-sensei @macyomoiji @antoxsmith (if you wanna be added in my Erwin taglist, lemme know!)

He took her to bed and lied her down gently. His mouth found the mounts of her breasts. He sucked hard and she gasped. Her body arched up into him as he suckled on her sensitive flesh till it was rosy and swollen. He did the same on the other breast and then he reached further down. He found her stomach, her abdomen. He pressed kisses everywhere till he found the hem of her knickers, already a damp spot on the cotton fabric.

“So wet for me,” He slipped off the final piece of clothing and looked at her pretty pussy. His thumb found her clit and he rubbed her. She let out the sweetest moans he’d ever heard in his life. He slid his fingers over the wet, glistening lips, her sensitive nub. He pushed a finger in gently and she tensed up, tightening her legs around his arm, but he pushed her legs apart with his free hand. He pulled his finger out and admired her slick wetness on the digit. “Were you that wet for him? Hmm?”

“No! No… no one makes me as… desperate as you, ‘win,” She bit her lip trying to hold back her pretty sounds.

He slapped her cunny hard enough to sting. She let out a cry and her whole body tensed. “You better be telling me the truth, little girl,”

She let out a sob. Tears gathered in her eyes as she breathed hard and somehow got wetter than she already was. She had no idea she was such a freaking masochist. “I am telling you truth, daddy, just please…” She whined as she rubbed herself on the palm of his hand trying to get all the friction she could. She was growing desperate. “…please, fuck me, please, please, please, I’ll be good,”

After today the only name she’d know how to scream would be his. He stuck another finger in. Both his fingers were so big, so thick and large, he was reaching that spot inside of her that she never could, and he was doing it effortlessly. His little girl, wrapped around his fingers. He increased the pace, brushing against that spot again, and again, till he was hitting on it and she all but screamed.

Y/n brought a hand to her mouth to muffle herself. She was naked and he, still fully clothed. A hand, gripping powerfully on her lithe thighs, keeping her legs parted whilst he finger-fucked her. It felt so good. So fucking good she was about to cum. She was so close, the coil in her stomach tightening up whilst he pumped his large fingers into her, hitting on that spot over and over, driving her insane. Lewd wet sounds came from her pretty pussy. He wondered how she tasted, but he wasn’t going to try it yet.

“No,” He stopped, and she just about started crying. She hiccupped as he pulled his fingers out of her and his hand reached for her own, grabbing it and pushing it away from her mouth. He pinned her wrist on the level of her head as he leaned down to look at her. “Did I say you could cum?”

“Please, please, daddy, I- I was so close- Ah!”

He slapped her cunt again and she let out another cry. Eyes shut tightly and her body shook. “But I didn’t say you could cum, did I?”

She trembled beneath him and she bit her lip, quieting down her whimpers. “N- No…”

“You only do what I say, Y/n,” His other hand found her throat, squeezing. He didn’t cut her airflow, but he sure as hell let her know that he could. He could choke her to death right now if he felt like it. “You only do what I want you to do. You’re mine. You’re all mine,”

[antiherotheantisocial]

hi hi !!! how is your day going lovely?

hiiiiii hi 💕👋🥺 my day is going great! i have a boring life lmaooo so i can't really complain! i had a pretty good convo with my car this morning and i've been fighting for my life in my mind so yeah <3 (i'm winning today hehehe 🤍😌)

obviously still feeling a tad bit lonely and h*rny (😔😓) like where is my part-time boyfriend that's not my boyfriend except for when he's my boyfriend y'know???? 🥹 idk i'm really just sad that i'm not cuddling with my plushie boyfriend-in-law while we watch love after lockup and talk about how our shared girlfriend treats our feelings like her personal playground y'know? must be true that romance is dead...such a shame honestly 😮‍💨😓..

oh! and i started watching devils' line last night and oooooooomg. omg. ANZAI???? 😮‍💨💘😮‍💨💘😮‍💨💘😮‍💨💘😮‍💨💘😮‍💨 SEXY. HE IS SO SEXY. 🫠 i know he's just lines 😔😔😔😔 buuuuut he really has me swooning i really was kinda shocked like Sir....give me a CRUMB of co-...🤲😓...

and aaaahhhh i'm gonna watch chainsaw man episode 2 later tonight so that's looking like it'll be an overall good end to my day!!! i've been sloooooowly attempting to draw a bit of the fanart ideas i have lmaooo this is still only in the preliminary stages but look!!! i haven't drawn the other leg yet so right now pochita just looks like a little turkey currently LMAOO 😔

anyways how is YOUR day going!!! 🥰💕🥺

[klanced]

@neithercrazynorfree​ Thank you Salome, you’re one of our best. This has truly given me much to think about.

I agree with you that Coran definitely serves more every-day cunt. 🤔 Like canon basically gave us crumbs when it came to clothes but I have to give credit where credit is due: Coran rocked a tight corset and the Chanel kitten heels the whole show. I have to respect it! 😳🫣 Coran knew he was about to go into a cryochamber for 10,000 years and he SPECIFICALLY made sure to go for the timeless look!! (The slutty little waist like okayyyyyy coran!) He might have been cryofrozen but Coran’s pussy pops eternally! 😚🤪 Don’t worry Mr. Smythe. I saw your Chanel kitten heels. 🫡

Ultimately though I do agree that at the end of the day it’s about the intensity of the cunt... And in that regard Allura wins hands down. 😌💯 The show wanted Allura to be reserved and polite so badly but they could not contain her. Those few moments we got where she was finally able to break free of the narrative were CHOICE. I clapped and cheered when she tossed Lotor around. 😊 I think she should have been meaner to Keith in Season 2 honestly, like she deserves the space. WHY did they tease us with the mice hairdo scene and then never follow up with more styles... 😵‍💫😖

Also THANK you for talking about the pink Chanel suit, MY FAVORITE LOOK!!! ���🤩🤩 I will never let go of the fact that Pink is the color of Mourning on Altea. Paladin Allura is an EASY motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale 🫨🫨 i HAVE to give credit where the credit is at! 😍😍 Also like even when she isn’t serving she’s still serving... I used to think that the dress she wore on her date with Lance was really boring but I’m looking at it again and y’know what... Pink Date Dress, perhaps I treated you too harshly, you are kind of cute... 🫣 idk even when the outfits are ugly Allura brings the cunt. I saw your pink Allura!! I salute you!

the one thing I disagree with you on is when you called Coran’s space pirate costumes ugly. Those were actually camp ☝🏼🤓

Anyway here are my updated Team Voltron cunt power rankings: 

1 Allura

2 Coran

..

3 Keith

4 Shiro

5 Hunk

6 Pidge

7 Lance

@klanced Ok I only have 30 minutes but this is what I was able to come up with in the parking lot before my shift 😭 If this is about who is habitually more cunty, the answer is Coran, but if it’s about levels of cunt served when it’s dished out, I think it has to be allura….. right? Allura’s poised demeanor only makes her displays of cuntiness that much more major imo… I’m thinking specifically of when she bodychecked lotor, like she is not to be fucked with. I can see Coran accessing such levels of cunt but it just never happened so who is to say…

While Coran has an ass that won’t quit and unending charisma I think allura overall has more to work with. She’s a gorgeous celestial space princess plus all that hair good lord….. She also turns out more looks (served cunt as a giant galra woman, the mice hairdo, her custom pink Chanel space suit (her color isn’t even part of the voltron color scheme, doesn’t even COMPLEMENT IT…. Cunt)) and has better taste than him (evidenced by the ugly disguises he gave the team during the mall episode).

I don’t know…. This is a really tough one. When it comes down to it though I rly think destiny/circumstance just ordain that allura WILL serve the most cunt.

[just-an-inchident]

Now I'm super curious about your lestappen origin story? Did you mistake someone's nationality? Did you hate one of the two demons? Did you love them both at first sight? I NEED TO KNOW!

You better don‘t expect any drama, cause I’ve always loved both of them! Right from the beginning Charles became my favourite driver and I also felt super positive about Max! I really wanted both of them to be good. In 2018 I had this as my phone background, yes it was this serious! They are my top 2 ever since ❤️

I don’t know when exactly I started shipping them, probably at some point during the 2019 season, so quite early I‘d say? Austria 2019 was pretty hard to be honest, I really wanted Charles to win and I was lowkey angry at Max for snatching the victory from him, oops. But obviously I think it‘s super funny now and I am very thankful for this masterpiece of lestappen content they produced. And then we were blessed with Silverstone and Abu Dhabi. So many good moments in 2019, at some point I had to fall for them 😅

I believe I started reading lestappen fics in 2020, which gave me the ultimate push into the fandom. And Bahrain 2020 was hilarious. Seeing both of them in the barrier after only 4 corners, I was literally laughing my ass off for 10 minutes straight. Stupid idiots (affectionate)! They couldn‘t give us a lestappen podium, so they gave us a lestappen double dnf. But you have to take the crumbs you get and in 2020 it was really all about the crumbs 😌

I honestly can‘t imagine a better pairing. The enemies to lovers storyline catched me so hard! I fell for that way too quickly… And I love how they have their gay little rivalry since karting and continue to fight in F1 🥰

Thank you so much for the ask, Aya! And no, unlike you or Elle, I did not mistake Charles‘ nationality 😉

[al-the-remix]

3.7k Bat shifter Geno au featuring: mpreg, nesting, crack treated seriously, and domestic fluff. Rated E. Thanks to @plethoriall​ for the plot bunny I couldn’t shake 😌

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“You need to control your boyfriend,” Jarry said with a frantic look in his eye.

Sid wiped the crumbs from his mouth. “What’s up bud?” he asked, knowing exactly what was up. At first, Sid had had to roust Geno from their sock drawer at the house. This had become an ongoing issue; unsurprisingly, Geno had been overwhelmingly picky about finding a nest. Sid had, graciously, built a bat house for him that he turned his nose up at before going right back to trying to nest in the most inconvenient of places.

This past week it had been the equipment room. At first, the team had encouraged it because it seemed like a lucky thing, but that was before Geno started getting territorial…

“Oh jeez,” Sid said at the state of the equipment room. Foam from Tristain’s padding had been torn out and collected at the centre of Geno’s nest.

“My pads—” Jarry moaned.

They had been playing nest hot potato with Geno, one person kicking him out of their gear once he had outstayed his welcome only for Geno to find a home in someone else’s pads.

“I tried to coax him out and he bit me,” Dana said with a defeated sigh. Sid winced. He’d been on the receiving end of a few of Geno bites and they stung even when he wasn’t trying very hard.

“Do you think I should get this looked at?” Dana continued.

Sid looked at his hand and grimaced. “A bandaid should do the trick, he’s had his shots. Maybe some polysporin just in case?" Their Christmas present for Dana this year would have to outdo last year’s by double.

Sid crouched down low and shuffled as close as he dared to the corner Geno had nested in, under the equipment room desk. “Hey babe, you know you can’t stay here, right?”

Geno didn't say anything. He was still a bat.

“C’mon, don’t be like that,” Sid wheedled, trying his best to persuade Geno into shifting. Sid had spent many a night getting the bat cold shoulder from G when they fought and he didn’t want to talk about something.

Sid reached under the desk and started scratching at the scruff of his neck. Geno hadn’t bitten Sid in years, the one line he wouldn’t cross even if that courtesy didn’t seem to extend to anyone else.

He continued his petting, knowing that eventually, the tingling sensation would take over Geno’s body and he’d give in and shift.

Sid sprung out of the way just in time for Geno to fling himself into his human form and crawl out from under the desk.

“You’re trying to get rid of me!” Geno snapped. He looked like the human embodiment of a scribble: angry and smudged and ragged around the edges. His stomach bumped against Sid’s and he had to take a step back, for his balance and also for his safety. Sometimes Sid forgot Geno not being able to talk was a good thing.

“No one’s trying to get rid of you,” Sid said, even though that was kind of exactly what they were trying to do. “You know it makes it hard for the guys to get at their gear when you’re, you know, in it.”

“Then where I’m supposed to go? Just nest at home and wait for you all day?”

“Um, yeah?”

Sid knew that was the wrong answer as soon as the words left his mouth and Geno’s expression grew even more like a storm surge. Geno shifted back with a black look and a twist and flew out of the equipment room. Sid cursed under his breath--he was never going to win this fight--and followed Geno into the lounge. He couldn’t just leave it like that.

Sid followed the sound of angry chittering all the way to the lounge and found Geno hanging from the ceiling fixture.

“I built a bat house for you, we can bring it back and forth with us, we can even hang it up in your locker! This is getting kind of ridiculous, G.”

Geno dropped from the ceiling and landed like a cat. “It’s not soft!” he bit, straightening himself out.

Jake grabbed his phone and a bowl of cereal and booked it past them and out of the room, making sure to give Geno a wide berth as he left. Sid couldn’t blame him.

“You’re a bat.” Sid stated flatly, he was getting really tired of this conversation. “You’re supposed to like small dark spaces! If you’re going to be this fussy you can nest in the garage with all the old gear.”

“Take it back,” Geno hissed, pressing his hands to the sides of his stomach as if he was covering their baby’s ears, as if it had any idea what they were saying at all.

Someone cleared their throat behind them. “Hey Sid, we’ll find him another place to nest, okay?” Jarry interrupted. Everyone that had been in the equipment room had followed them to the lounge and was now watching in wide-eyed fascination as Sid argued with his pregnant boyfriend. Geno looked like he would go off like an overfilled water balloon in a little less than a month and Sid felt his cheeks heat at causing such a spectacle in front of his teammates.

“If you could find a new spot for him that would be great while we figure out something permanent.” Sid’s smile felt tight on his own face. Tristan gave him a small smile in return and Sid heard Geno scoff in the background.

Sid clapped Jarry hard on the shoulder. “I really appreciate it, man.”

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Jarry did find Geno another place to nest, and he did it quickly--considering Geno now spent most of his free time at the rink dive-bombing any teammates that got too close to whatever light fixture he was currently hanging from.

Tristan’s help turned out to be far less helpful than what Sid had been hoping for. Sid arrived in the locker room for their next game only to find Geno shacked up in the cup of his jockstrap. Sid sighed gustily.

“Really?” He turned to Tristan, who just shrugged.

“He rejected everything else I showed him. This was a last-ditch effort.”

Zach dropped his hand to Tristan’s shoulder and said solemnly, “If you’re ever thinking of quitting and becoming a realtor for the supernaturally pregnant, don’t,” before he was shoved away.

Sid turned away from their scuffle. He had bigger issues right now. Geno was sleeping, or--more likely in Sid’s experience--pretending to be sleeping. G had pulled the trump card. Though some may be surprised to hear it, Sid did love his boyfriend more than his jockstrap. Most of the time at least.

Checkmate to Geno.

Sid kept his head held high as he retreated to go ask Dana for the backup.

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“I like the smell.”

Sid kept both hands firmly on the wheel even though he wanted to fling them over his head. “How--” It was his lucky jock and still, he couldn’t deny the fact it smelt like sour milk.

Geno shrugged, fiddling with the lock on the door. Sid kept quiet, waiting him out. He could always tell when Geno had more to say; most of the time he just needed the room to say it.

“It doesn’t smell bad as a bat, it just smells like you.”

Sid tamped down the myriad responses he had for that and kept listening.

“It’s boring sitting at home, work out, read, play video games. I’m just do the same thing every day. It’s lonely.” Geno sighed. “I know you don’t like baby stuff,” he added finally.

Sid was more confused than ever. “What do you mean, of course I like baby stuff. We’re having one, aren’t we?”

Geno finally looked at him. “Yeah, but like,” he waved his hand in the air trying to find his words. “Not the touchy-feely.” He said it in a way that made it clear it was a regurgitation of something he had heard Sid say multiple times in the past.

“You think I don’t want to touch you?” Sid was working really hard to keep his eyes on the road now. He had half a mind to pull over, but they were almost home. He was pretty sure he’d been touching Geno the normal amount and fucking him a more than normal amount ever since they had gotten the news. He just looked so fucking good--

Geno groaned in frustration. “No, that’s not what I mean.”

Sid tried his best to guess. His palms were starting to sweat. “Just, I know things can be uncomfortable--I wanted to give you your space, I mean does any pregnant person really want to be smothered? Everyone’s always trying to touch you already, right?”

Geno sunk lower in his seat and didn’t reply as Sid pulled into the driveway. Switching off the engine, Sid turned to him. The little yellow emergency light was casting his face in deep shadows, making it hard for Sid to read his expression. Sid fiddled with his key ring. It was a little Metallurg wolf mascot G had brought back for him from Magnitogorsk. Sid turned it over in his fingers. He remembered a time when Geno going off to Russia without him filled Sid with a sick twist of uncertainty. Maybe wanting to be close wasn’t such a foreign concept after all. “I just want you to be comfortable.” Sid concluded.

“You’re not everyone,” Geno said, and took Sid’s hand without the keys and pressed it to his stomach. Closing his eyes, Geno let out a sound like a small sigh of relief. Sid leaned over the dash and kissed him hard on the mouth, fitting his keys into his pocket so he could cup Geno's stomach with both hands.

“I’ll touch you as much as you want, whenever you want,” he promised, and Geno reached for him, pulling him in further and nuzzling into the side of his face. The hard plastic of the dash was digging into his side, but Sid hardly noticed. “And you can have my smelly jock too, I don’t care. You’re probably doing the team a favour anyway.” Sid slipped his hands from Geno’s stomach around to knead his lower back under his shirt. “I’m sorry I didn’t give you what you needed.”

“It makes me feel better,” Geno mumbled into his ear.

“It’s okay,” Sid said and sat with Geno in his arms and listened to the sound of rain outside the car.

+

"Soft enough for you?" Sid asked. He had Geno wrapped up like a burrito on the couch with their fluffiest blankets. Sid had gotten a discount pack from Costco last Christmas and had never felt more pleased with himself than now. Geno's fixation with soft things extended far past just the blankets and now Sid spent most of his free time watching Geno's fat ass as he walked around in leggings, leaving even less to the imagination than normal. It was a win-win. If Geno wanted a cozy nest, Sid would give it to him.

Geno shuffled forwards from his spot against the armrest and let Sid slip in behind him. He didn’t get any of the blankets, but he could still wiggle his hands under them and find Geno’s stomach under one of Sid’s old sweatshirts, the blue one with the rip in the neck. It had been through two Cup parties and smelled funky no matter how many times Sid washed it, but Geno rarely took it off.

"Now it's soft," Geno teased, leaning back against him with a hum.

"You’re hilarious. You gonna take that on the road?"

“Yes,” Geno said, but Sid could tell he wasn’t really paying attention, wrapped up in the way Sid's hands were smoothing over his skin. It really shouldn’t have been as surprising as it was to Sid that human Geno liked to be petted just as much as bat Geno did. He didn’t squeak when Sid kneaded his fingers in deep, but he did yawn and relax like a bag of jello against Sid’s chest.

Sid needed a distraction for a moment, the intimacy was nice but it was also a foolproof way to give himself a boner. Especially when Geno started letting out deep content sighs the same way he did when Sid took him deep into his throat. He found Geno’s hands under the blankets, the sleeves of Sid’s sweatshirt barely reached his wrists no matter how much Geno tried to stretch them out. “How are your hands still cold?” Sid asked in fascination, rubbing the tips of Geno’s fingers between his own one by one.

“Shh, it’s about to start,” Geno said, and unmuted the TV. On-screen lights flared, illuminating the UFC octagon, and it was so like Geno to want to cuddle while watching people’s faces getting smashed in for sport.

Sid buried his nose in Geno’s neck and wondered what he would smell like if Sid was a shifter too. It was probably better this way; if Geno was any more alluring, Sid would never leave the house, let alone the couch.

He went back to rubbing Geno’s belly, unable to resist the urge, and felt the body under the tight skin twist and push against his hands as the people on screen danced around each other. Sid wasn’t really paying attention to the match, every once in a while Geno would curse elaborately in Russian and shift ever so slightly. Sid ignored him, wrapped up in drawing patterns over his warm skin and trying as subduedly as possible to press his dick to the curve of Geno’s ass until he realized Geno’s wiggling had become deliberate.

Sid slid his hands over the front of Geno’s abused leggings and felt the hot shape of his cock through the thin fabric. He was chubbed up, but not fully committed yet. Sid could work with that. He pressed a wet kiss to the soft corner of Geno’s jaw and traced over the head of his dick with the tip of his finger. He felt when Geno twitched and Sid pressed his grin to Geno’s neck when he whined.

“Stop being horny, I’m trying to watch.” Geno pushed lightly at his arm, but it was half-hearted at best.

“You really want me to stop?” Sid asked and his question was followed by a telling silence.

“I want to watch,” Geno said again after a minute but he pressed his soft cock into Sid’s palm anyways.

“I can be quiet,” Sid volunteered, a little too eagerly and Geno chewed on his lip.

“Fine.”

It was an awkward shuffle to untangle Geno from his blanket nest and shift onto their sides, Sid was happy he had invested in the largest, deepest couch he could find. Geno complained about the cold as soon as Sid pushed the blankets from around him, so he pulled them up over both of their bodies and tucked them in tight. Sid flung his t-shirt across the room in anticipation of sweating like a motherfucker.

Finally, he was nestled snug against Geno’s back. “Don’t distract,” Geno snipped, trying to sound strict but it was undermined by the wet spot Sid found when he slid his hand down the back of Geno’s leggings.

“I’ll be good,” Sid promised, circling his slick hole. Geno shuddered against him, he didn’t need much prep like this, Sid was able to slide two fingers into him easily and scissored them, focusing on getting him ready.

Geno lifted his hip obediently when Sid tugged the back of his leggings down under his ass. He took a selfish satisfaction in knowing Geno wouldn’t really be able to move like this.

Geno’s rim was sensitive and soft and Sid nudged the head of his cock between his slick cheeks and pressed inside slowly, letting him adjust. Sid thrust once, a long delicious glide and stayed there, with their hips pressed flush together. If Geno didn’t want Sid distracting him, Sid was more than fine with this. Letting his hands find the hard shape of Geno’s stomach and pressing an indulgent wet kiss to the side of his neck, wrapped in his slick heat. Yeah, this was pretty great.

Sid dragged his hand over Geno’s flank, cupping the warm curve of his stomach and tracing over the bump of his belly button. He could lay like this for hours, sleepy and warm with the ambient noise of the fight in the background and the sweet cling of Geno’s body around him.

Geno started squirming in his arms, the soft curve of his ass pressed into the cradle of Sid’s hips. He held him tighter and Geno huffed out in frustration.

“I thought you said not to distract you?” Sid teased and dug his thumbs into the dimples at the top of his ass, making Geno arch.

“Sid, just come already,” Geno whined, he was more than half-hard now when Sid felt him straining through the fabric of his pants. It must be driving him more than a little crazy. Sid tucked his smile against Geno’s neck.

Sid held him tight around the waist and snapped his hips in short thrusts, fucking Geno’s ass to come in it and not letting up until he did. Geno cursed under his breath and pushed into it as much as Sid would let him and made those small pleased sounds that drove Sid nuts.

He never had much of a shot of lasting long without a condom, and his balls ached when he came inside Geno in a warm gush, groaning under his breath as he fucked in hard a few final times. Sid slumped against the cushions, skin slick with sweat and grip slack on Geno’s hips. It took him a moment to realize Geno was saying his name.

“Oh, now you want it?” Sid laughed.

“Stop tease and make me come.” Geno demanded, it was cute when he thought he was still in charge.

Sid reached around and jerked him off inside his leggings anyway, enjoying how Geno tighten up around him and he came in Sid’s hand. Sid wiped it in Geno’s pubic hair and snapped the waistband of his leggings when he pulled them back up over his ass.

“Gross Sid,” Geno complained, squirming again, but Sid didn't let him get up.

“The commercial breaks are so long, you can go have a shower in a minute, it'll make you feel better,” Sid teased.

“All your fault,” Geno whispered darkly.

Sid got his mouth as close to Geno's ear as he could. “You know I’ll eat it out of your ass if you want.”

“Sid—”

The back of Geno’s neck was redder than when Sid had been fucking him. He may not like it when Sid didn’t use a condom, but he did like that. Sid kissed him softly, right over the red spot.

“Trouble,” Geno murmured, but he didn’t push Sid away, he pulled Sid’s hand from his hip back around his midsection and settled back in.

Geno shifted uncomfortably and guided Sid’s hand up to the side of his belly where Sid was ninety-nine percent sure he could feel an entire foot. “Thank you,” Sid said quietly, tracing where he imagined the edges with the tip of his finger. He’d never considered that this would make him feel better too.

+

Sid pushed into the bench, breathing heavily. They were ahead by two in the third, but working hard to keep it that way. Tampa was out for vengeance this year and Sid felt like he had just gotten off the longest shift of his life.

“Hey.” Jon snagged his jersey before Sid could sit down. “You need to come with me.”

“What?”

“Sully said it was all right, just hurry up.”

Sid highly doubted that but followed anyway. He had no idea what the fuck was going on. None of his equipment was falling off of him and he certainly didn’t feel injured, maybe a little winded.

“What’s up?” he asked. Jen was kneeling by his locker, flanked by Dr. McLane.

Sid peered over her shoulder at what they were looking at and said, “Holy shit.”

“Language,” Jen whispered, but she was smiling when he looked at her. “You’re a dad!”

She moved out of the way so Sid could take her place. There, curled up in his jock, was Geno and a small squirming bulge nestled between his wings. Sid pulled off his gloves and his helmet, then tore off his jersey and the rest of his pads, leaving them in a pile on the floor.

Ever so carefully, Sid cupped Geno from his nest in the jockstrap and cradled him to his chest. Peeling back the edge of his wing, Sid got a peek of the small body tucked inside, pink with fine black hair.

“Hey baby,” he cooed, not really knowing who he was talking to at this point, and tried not to focus too hard on the bat afterbirth staining the inside of his cup. That was never coming out, but it didn’t matter now as Sid brushed away tears.

Around them, the buzzer and an eruption of applause echoed through the arena. Sid smiled down at his new family in his arms and touched Geno’s fuzzy black head.

“Congratulations,” Jen said, and squeezed his arm. It felt as if all of the arena was cheering just for them.

+

A decade-old jock really wasn’t the place Sid wanted his baby to be nested, no matter how much Geno insisted it was fine. Finally, they found a compromise that both of them could agree on. Sid sat in his locker, preparing for the media team to arrive. He had ditched his customary hat a month ago, much to most of the team’s relief. There was a movement on top of his head, a scratching shuffling movement. Sid reached up there and touched gently. Nestled in his hair was Geno and their baby. Sid had grown it out, thrown out all of his hair products and let Geno groom, combing with his teeth and licking at his hair until it was stiff and moulded into Geno’s desired shape.

He felt two warm bodies, one tiny and squirming, and smiled to himself. Sid liked this better. This way they could always be with him, his ultimate good luck charm, and when the media personnel hung around too long Geno would fly around their heads so Sid always had a good excuse to leave.

“Sorry,” Sid said to the journalist with her blazer pulled over her head. He smiled, not feeling very sorry at all. “Don’t want to be late for dinner.”

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