#csi meme

[gracegordongreene]

CRIME SHOW MEME (CSI EDITION) ☆ [2/10] Episodes ↳ The Finger ✦ Season 2, Episode 14

[its-a-geeks-world]

The csi meme train is rollin' and it ain't stopping anytime soon

[siamesephoenixrandomideatank]

CSI: Boiling Isles (Meme)

Eda: "Luz, Kikimora tried to made her own regime again!"

Luz: "I guess we must prepare for imp-erialist restoration."

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

Jonathan, mild-mannered solicitor gone feral vampire-slayer, locking eyes with The Count as he slits his throat: Consider your contract with Hawkins & Harker... 🤏😎 fully executed.

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FROM CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION *  assorted dialogue from season 3 of the show, adjust as necessary

everybody knew it, and nobody came forward.

you were in the car?

why didn't you just tell the police?

so let me get this straight. you decide to become one of them.

revenge is best served cold.

i get one phone call, right?

one must lie in the bed one has made.

you all right? don't let him get to you like that.

i was scared. and i still am. don't tell anyone, okay?

this wasn't just a murder.

don't touch me.

is this some kind of convention?

i guess i realized it's nice to see eye to eye with someone.

i get the impression that's a little tough for you.

i think we look for the differences in each other to prove that we're not alone.

you know, i hate it when he does that.

you know i could do this for you.

that had to be scary, huh?

i didn't have time to be scared.

deep down we're all narcissists.

what attracts us the most is ourselves.

is that who i think it is?

i guess clothes do make the man.

the only thing between me and a wardrobe like this is a few extra zeros on my paycheck.

this... this one just felt different.

it's not fake blood. it's human.

you killed her.

you missed me by a mile.

tell me something i don't know.

in fourth grade, i dropped out of karate class because a kid half my size made me cry.

don't insult me. luck is for those without skill.

we're gonna have to dismantle this piece by piece.

i think i can handle this.

we're up in a tree, and you're quoting poe.

you are what you throw away.

heard you got to be a superhero today.

you're my hero, [name].

i like those odds.

that's for you to find out.

if you handle them correctly, snakes are harmless.

have you ever seen anything like this before?

you don't just spontaneously develop a fatal head wound.

can you prove that?

i'm so tired of hearing that. i've heard it a million times.

you gotta get a girlfriend.

i thought we had a relationship!

i have no idea what you're talking about.

the best intentions are fraught with disappointment.

i can take care of this myself.

i'm just repeating what i've heard.

you're a good listener.

you already seem to know the answers to your questions.

i'm losing my balance.

there's a sucker born every minute.

you know, guys don't like that.

what happened to your enthusiasm?

what do you think caused these marks?

i wasn't being rude. i was being curt.

i like silent movies.

you sure you don't want me to do this?

it's physically impossible to absorb a fatal dose of cocaine through the penis.

we have a bigger problem than we thought we did.

i'm not looking at you.

the schedule says you're off tonight.

would you like to have dinner with me?

let's have dinner. let's see what happens.

by the time you figure it out, it really could be too late.

i wish you had come to me sooner.

i'm not going with you.

[thatsnotmygunflash]

Mick gets arrested for a bar fight and Barry is the one stuck processing him. Mick can't help but think how perfect the kid would be for Lenny. So, he starts getting arrested more just to dig into Barry's personal life, even going as far as stalking Barry to try and get his best friend a date. It goes as well as can be expected.

[spoks-illogical-art]

This is like a double old meme combo plz don't kill me

[coping-via-clint-eastwood]

[darth-memes]

[epicwin64]

Aerith “the G is short for gangsta” Gainsborough

[gracegordongreene]

CRIME SHOW MEME (CSI EDITION) ☆ [1/5] Dynamics ↳ OTP : Catherine Willows and Sara Sidle

[its-a-geeks-world]

sara sidle after surviving an abusive childhood, a cheating boyfriend, years of being pushed away by a pig-headed entomologist, being kidnapped and left for dead, shot at (a couple of times), framed for murder, almost blown up (also a few times) and nearly killed by a deadly virus:

Get ready everyone cause the meme train is leaving the station and rollin strong over the next few days

[frostysfrenzy]

It's nearly midnight and I was trying to write but started thinking about a csi road trip again and this may be my favourite edit ever

Bonus: girls trip

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FROM CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION *  assorted dialogue from season 2 of the show, adjust as necessary

i told you i dropped them down the bathroom sink.

haven't you ever spilled a drink?

don't pin that on me.

my life's pretty routine.

when is this thing going to be done?

i remember the first time i saw you. you didn't have any clothes on.

i would've taken you home right then if i could have.

you can't make a deal if you keep your mouth shut.

oh, don't touch it. that's mine!

no one can predict more than a few seconds into the future.

where are we going with this?

i can't be everywhere, [name], and they've banned human cloning.

thanks for noticing. you're very observant.

you showered.

it's easier to get a master's degree than a parking spot on campus.

that would explain that smell.

what's the matter with you?

does that name mean anything?

so how's your new toy working out?

you just made yourself useful.

you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

i don't even know where to start with this one.

any of this sound familiar?

i'm going to forget you called me that.

you're too hard on yourself.

you wanna take a walk around the block? get some air?

i don't believe in rules that tell me how i should live.

how many crusades were fought in the name of god? how many people died because of someone's religion?

always thought you kept your porn in there.

that's not what i was thinking.

i take that as a compliment.

so how do you survive?

i'm that obvious, huh?

i just realized that you and i have a very healthy relationship.

the average american hotel room is covered with stains invisible to the naked eye.

you sound like you're making a commercial.

you've got to get out more.

oh look. one of your friends.

i've always wanted to go there. what was it like?

aren't you going to tell me anything?

how many dinners have we shared?

since when have you been interested in beauty?

what is victoria's secret, i wonder?

if you found a bomb in your car, would you close the hood?

i could have been a rock star.

have you ever been to a swingers party?

[we-heart-kyle-gallner]

[coping-via-clint-eastwood]

my gif/meme privileges should be taken away from me, forever

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