Scar is pretty sure he's straight!…
Or, at least, he was, up until Cub went from looking like an old man to what he looks like now and… oh…oh no…
Cub wasn't an unattractive old man, Scar is sure the other old people would've all over him! But young Cub? Oh, young Cub. With his stupidly silky hair, and his pressed shirt, and his dimples...
Ugh, Scar is too busy for this!
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Cumscarian and Scumbo
You see what I mea- *spontaneously combusts*
All it takes is one Cubfan to ruin a perfectly good ship na-*explodes*
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he did a barrel roll !!! (alt version)
+ a frame i found while making it thats too good not to share
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if anyone has been wanting to start watching cub, episode 30 is a must
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Hey uh. Am I misinterpreting something or have you been implying that the entire changeling situation sucks for more reasons than “bad things happen if the changeling gets caught”. Like am I misinterpreting something or are you saying it’s directly terrible, at least the process, for the godkid???
Fifth Consequence of becoming a Fairy: Alterations of the Soul.
The child's body undergoes Physical Changes to become a fairy, but they also undergo a metaphysical change as well. The soul must be adjusted, shaped, broken and remade. These changes allows the child to accept magic into their body, and handle any disruptions in time or perception.
Their soul is transformed into their proper Fairy's Crown, and the child would have officially become a True Pixie! Yippiiiie!!
Thankfully, this part of the process is painless! Or, well, more like Timmy fell unconscious during it. Though Timmy says he sometimes feels strange moments of loss. Like an essential part of himself has been ripped away from where it should be.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
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You know what they say. If a bird slams headfirst into your window at high speed and then proceeds to change his clothes right there in front of you the best thing you can do is put him to work, put him on hold, and put him in a state of bafflement by using the secret escape tunnel in your office you’ve installed for just this purpose
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cub is the only guy ever who can drop on a wardens head and win the run after
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for the theme:
Cub doesn't bring it up often, but he's told Scar before something that, to most people, would be considered a secret. A ways before he joined hermitcraft, his parents had been trying to force him into an arranged marriage. Cub, being aroace, objected, but his parents never listened...so what did he do instead of running away, cutting his parents off, and moving out on his own?
Weeeeeeeeeell- he maaaaaay or may not have faked his death- Only Xisuma, Doc, and Scar really know though...he's been meaning to bring it up during a hermit meeting just to see how everyone reacts, but they always run out of time before he can bring it up. Oh well, next time he supposes.
The problem is, Cub knows he's gotta break the news in the funniest way possible. Leading the list is a 'happy death day' party, celebrating when he was pronounced dead. It would have cake and everything, way more fun than birthdays.
It barely matters to him now anyway. He's forged relationships with people that actually care about him, and don't just see him as some pawn to push around. These relationships his parents would never understand, and that's just how he likes it.
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It's a Cubfan!
Requested by @frozenjokes :3
Cubito #2.. I freehanded this one and I think it looks a lot more dynamic than the previous one !
Love Cub's permit officer skin !!
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