#polyhermits

[mcytshipsandmore]

more polyhermits stuff: the poe poe exiling the no poe specifically because they don’t get to have time alone with them much due to different projects. clearly the best solution is making a grand scene of sending them hundreds of miles away so they can all get to know each other better without other nosy hermits interrupting their snuggle pile!

Poly hermits my beloved -⭐️

[captain-blue027]

Day 5, Team ZITS (Zed/Impusle/Tango/Skizz)

Enjoy!

ZITS snuggels (562 words) by Captain_Blue Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: impulseSV/Kris | ZedaphPlays/TangoTek, impulseSV/Kris | ZedaphPlays/Skizzleman/TangoTek, Kris | ZedaphPlays/TangoTek, impulseSV/TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), impulseSV/Kris | ZedaphPlays, impulseSV/Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), Skizzleman/TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Kris | ZedaphPlays/Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF) Characters: Kris | ZedaphPlays, impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: CHARACTERS NOT CONTENT CREATORS, Not Beta Read, Polyamorous Character, Blue's Polyamory Week 2025, Polyamory, Cuddling & Snuggling, Angel Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), Winged Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), Demon impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), Imp impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), Blaze Hybrid TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Netherborn TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Blaze TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Sheep Hybrid Kris | ZedaphPlays, Sheep Kris | ZedaphPlays, Kissing, kiss on the nose Series: Part 24 of Blue's Polyamory ship fics, Part 5 of Blue's Polyamory week MCYT 2025 Summary: Team ZITS (as they call themselves) lies to have a sleepover weekly. It’s Skizz’s turn to host. They all lay in the angel’s bed. Skizz is sitting with his back to the headrest, Impulse, sits in his lap, little tail wrapped around the angel’s left wrist. A bowl of popcorn the duo shears sits in Impulse’s lap. Skizz rests his chin on Impulse’s shoulder and the demon will feed his boyfriend popcorn, both of them in pajamas. Their other boyfriend, Tango lays on his belly, a pillow below his chest, his feet touching the headrest behind him on Skizz and Impulse’s right. The Blaze hybrid has on a pair of pajama pants (redstone themed) and a shirt that is definitely Impulse’s (clearly shown by the black fabric and big yellow ‘i’ in the middle). Tango munches on a pack of gummy worms. The fourth and final boyfriend in the polycule is Zed. The sheep hybrid lies next to Tango, his hooves are on Impulse and Skizz’s left. He has on a pair of sleep shorts and a tee shirt. He has a pillow under his chest too, and a bowl of popcorn in front of him. or, Team ZITS moive night and snuggle pile.

Polyamory week 2025!

I have put together a list of poly ships for the Hermitcraft/Life series smp into a 7 day (1 week) writing or art thing.

This will start on June 1st 2025 and end on June 7th 2025.

1: Flower ranchers (Scott/Tango/Jimmy) [my favorite poly ship]

2: Mumscarian (Mumbo/Scar/Grian)

3: Xbsumaralis (Xb/Xisuma/Keralis)

4: Flower quartet (Scott/Tango/Jimmy/Martyn)

5: ZITS (Zed/Impulse/Tango/Skizz)

6: Smallethdubs (Joel/Etho/Bdubs)

7: Rendocwood (Ren/Doc/Martyn)

I'll reblog this when it gets closer to the actual week, but until then, plan what you are going to do if you chose to be involved! :D

[a-tear-in-space]

I firmly believe polyamory can save them.

[hmshermitcraft]

nobody knows who does it, but every pride month, the server is suddenly covered in polyamorous flags. red, black, and blue with bright pops of yellow are all over every base and building and planted among flower beds. no one talks about it too much besides loudly appreciating the dedication to their unique kind of love

(everyone secretly puts up some polyam colors on others' bases. but because they don't talk about it, they just assume its themself and one or two other people - not every single hermit!)

A few of them maybe know each other did some... But nobody truly knows the scale of it. Though, they all know just how much they all love each other - flags or not.

[doodlelesbians]

woe! polycule be upon ye!

[regulus-leonis]

etho bringing joel home to bdubs one day like “i picked him up on the side of the road can we keep him”

[omegaverse-georg]

I was thinking of what to make J.oel for the polyhermits omegaverse au and…

As far as betas go, Joel is pretty sensitive to hormonal changes. Though unusual for his rank, an omega in a particularly strong heat or an alpha completely lost in their rut can trigger a sympathetic reaction in him.

The hermits love triggering those mating hormones in him.

It is really easy, too. When an alpha triggers a heat in him, he becomes all pliant–neck bared and dripping slick. It is particularly easy to get him to beg for a knot in that state, bitched into an omega as he is.

The omegas also like to play with him like that. Studding him into an alpha and sending him into the frenzied state that demands he breeds his omegas as much as they need it–to knot them so that his seed will take.

And Joel… well, he’d be pressed to admit it, but he loves it. Loves the feeling of losing control to his instincts and getting used by his partners to satisfy their needs. Loves coming down from that high a wreck and getting taken care of after. He’s too stubborn to tell them, but it’s a good thing they know it well.

[welstektho]

hello chat ^u^ here i have drawn a new banner for the blog! (it was just a default one before, a very unpleasant grey... did not fit the vibe) but here we are! the wels, tek, and tho.. aha

[captain-blue027]

Polyamory week 2025!

I have put together a list of poly ships for the Hermitcraft/Life series smp into a 7 day (1 week) writing or art thing.

This will start on June 1st 2025 and end on June 7th 2025.

1: Flower ranchers (Scott/Tango/Jimmy) [my favorite poly ship]

2: Mumscarian (Mumbo/Scar/Grian)

3: Xbsumaralis (Xb/Xisuma/Keralis)

4: Flower quartet (Scott/Tango/Jimmy/Martyn)

5: ZITS (Zed/Impulse/Tango/Skizz)

6: Smallethdubs (Joel/Etho/Bdubs)

7: Rendocwood (Ren/Doc/Martyn)

I'll reblog this when it gets closer to the actual week, but until then, plan what you are going to do if you chose to be involved! :D

[hmshermitcraft]

PolyHermits, but it's actually a lot more complicated than just "everybody is dating each other the end"

Joe got bored one afternoon and decided to make a handy-dandy flowchart of who was dating whom.

That was in season six.

The flowchart now takes up an entire wall in Joe's living room, features players from at least 4 different servers, and is updated twice a week.

From the start, the flowchart lines were color-coded to represent platonic, romantic, queerplatonic, and sexual relationships between players. Now, there's colors to represent things like "unrequited hatred" (teal), "who knows" (maroon), "clones???" (amber), "Impulse and Skizz" (chartreuse), and "their souls were tied together that one time" (periwinkle)

Joe is definitely not bored anymore.

He makes sure to exhaust all the existing lines before adding new ones. Truly, there was no other way to represent Impulse and Skizzle of the Man.

[doodlelesbians]

the false/cleo/martyn/ren/doc polycule is the cutest drawing ive seen ever. your style is literaly so cool

Thank you!! Cuddles are literally my favorite thing to draw!

[manyminded]

I love Polyhermits because every ship can be true at once

[hermitshippingbigbang]

T-Minus 3 Days!

Posting for the Hermitshipping Big Bang begins in 3 days!

Our amazing artists have been working so hard to bring our wonderful writer's works to life with their pieces!

Follow #HSBB 2023 to keep up with all the pieces as they get posted! Or you can just follow us here where we will be promoting each team's effort!

All works will be in the Hermitshipping Big Bang 2023 collection on AO3.

We are beyond excited for the world to finally see what we've been working on! Stay tuned!

[omegaverse-georg]

polyhermits omegaverse 👀

I have this au idea that is exactly that, all hermits in a sort of open relationship but it’s also omegaverse because I am omegaverse georg, of course

I’ve already started deciding on ranks and they are all incredibly self indulgent, and I already have a couple of fic ideas that happen in this au

And I’m already writing them too,,, I just need free time

And honestly if I succumb to it there might be,,, a couple of kidfics down the line,,, if you catch my drift…

[welstektho]

“C’mere!!” Tango exclaims, leaning over and trying to put his arms around Etho. There’s such a gap between them, that he flops over before he can properly hug him. “Oof…” Etho laughs a little, pulling him up and into a hug. He nuzzles Tango’s cheek, and Tango’s tail swings back and forth like a dog. Now, to his credit, it’s not Tango’s fault that Etho is so fluffy. And it surely couldn’t be his fault that he got so happy, cuddling and holding him like this. Who could blame him for that? So when Tango’s hair bursted into flames- as it often did, he couldn’t help it- he didn’t think to move away from his very furry partner. Instead, he nuzzled Etho harder, spreading his flames. Etho didn’t scream, he just started to flail about rolled onto the ground, taking Tango with him. It was only then that Tango realized his mistake. Trying to put himself out was one thing, but trying to put out someone else whilst still being in flames was another. Anything he did was about as useful as Etho’s flailing. There, on the floor moving every which way to stifle the flames, they looked like maggots on a plate of rotten food. If they weren’t actively on fire and burning alive, it might’ve been more funny. Just as Etho is sure his eyes are about to melt, there is a splash of water and suddenly his singed fur is sopping wet. Looking up, there stands a figure in armor holding a bucket. He is… not very happy looking. “Again?” Wels says, looking down at them. “This is a little ridiculous…” He kneels down, setting the bucket off to his side. “Do you two need a lesson in basic fire safety?” At that, Tango shoots up, also sopping wet now. “No!! No we don’t!” Tango assures. “I just got, uh… a little excited.” He smiles and nods. Etho gives a thumbs up from the ground, agreeing with him.  “Uhm… would you happen to have any towels, though?” * * * It is luckily a very sunny day out. Tango insisted on drying outside, wanting to stay warm. He had gotten a towel for Etho, although he seemed to be having trouble with it… his claws, Tango saw. His claws were getting caught on the towel. He offered to help, but what he ended up with was Etho being wrapped in a towel like a burrito. Tango claims it wasn’t purposeful, but he can tell no one believes that. He taunts Etho from afar as Wels helps him come undone from his towel cocoon. Etho’s idea of retaliation came in the form of getting right next to Tango and then shaking like a dog, letting the water in his fur fly everywhere. Idiots, Wels thought, watching them. He didn’t intervene this time, though. Maybe he would be free of these shenanigans if he didn’t participate in them. Of course, though, no one can escape the fierce grip of a group hug. Etho and Tango basically tackled him to the ground. Ah, right, they wouldn’t leave him out of anything. 

[skele-was-hired-2x]

Xisuma sometimes forgets that even with being a server admin, he doesn't need to constantly busy himself.

He feels like if he's not busy being productive, he's not doing anything good. Though, sometimes he does really just want to get out and have some fun.

More than once during a random hour of day or night, X has shown up at Keralis', Grian's, or really anyone else's doorstep asking if they can hang out.

Usually it ends in a late night chat over a cup of tea, getting keralled into someone else's bed, or a prank that ends in a not so bad punishment.

All three of these options end up with X having a good night along with typically being in someone else's bed, so what is X to complain about.