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conschintz · 1 year

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please don't tell a cult survivor that you are the exception to the rule, and you think you could join a cult without being brainwashed. please don't do that

#coco speaks #ex jw #ex cult #it's so infuriating to me when people joke about things like this #cults are not a joke #they're not trendy #they're terrifying #i am 21 and i have to live the rest of my life without my parents my brother my sister my aunts my uncles my grandparents #because they're in a cult and they will likely never get out #the first 20 years of my life were given in service to a god who has never and will never love me #it's not a trend! it's not a joke!#this is why i hate calling it a cult #both because i don't want to believe it was but also because nobody takes it seriously

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ninjasmudge · 6 months

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thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

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#cult of the lamb #cotl #rspect my privacy at this time by not asking what came over me to make a fully colored comic #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl aym #my art #actully im like really proud of this not sure why it happened but it did #anyway i have at least another 4 cotl jokes to get out right now #if you look real close you can see my hcs for lambs design before and after they got the red crown #and also i need everyone to notice aym and lambs eldrich shadow #and yes i know you can both name the cult anything AND you can have a cult in someones name with it being their cult but consider. funny #narinder

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bet-on-me-13 · 9 days

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The cult of...Danny Fenton?

So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.

He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.

So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.

They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.

They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.

Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.

Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"

After his birthday, they kept up the joke.

It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.

Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!

He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.

Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Danny is Worshipped by a Cult #It started out as a Joke from his friends #Then he started giving them powers and they decided to take it to the next level #They told their work friends that they were in a cult now #They showed off the minor powers Danny gave them #And slowly they inducted more people into the Danny Fenton Cult (most of them knew it was a joke on a friend)(some were serious)#They were planning on using the Party to introduce Danny to all his new “Followers” and get a laugh out of it #Unfortunately the Bats hears about a new Cult forming and went to go stop it #The Cult succeeded in Summoning their God #And he's just a Guy.#Not Phantom. He's in his Human Form and looked like the most average guys you've ever seen.#The Bats eventually leave with an order to them to never Form a Cult again #The Cult feels that Batman is oppressing their right to Free Religion and begin to make the Cult even BIGGER out of Spite #Danny might need to step in soon...#...but Batman did beat up his friends...and he did technically try to revoke their right to free assembly and religion...#...Maybe he should just let this play out...

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appo777yon · 27 days

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yeah

#cult of the lamb #cotl #this is the unfunniest joke ive ever made tbh #fanart #illustration #art #cotl heket #cotl kallamar #cotl leshy

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twoshotsoffandom · 5 months

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The lamb likes to tell dad jokes. Here is a collection of some of its best worst jokes

#behold! art #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl ratau #cotl oc henry #cotl narinder #cotl aym #cotl baal #I say best because I personally LOVE dad jokes #But I also know a lot of people cannot see their beauty #This is my lamb which means I get to shove all of my mannerisms onto it #star crossed bones au #scb au

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payasita · 1 year

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*drops a dead heretic at your door* Meow

yeah

#cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #hi i know you sent this weeks ago but thats just how long it took for a joke to get airdropped into my brain this time #doodles #referencing my own fic would have been too easy ok

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bklily · 5 months

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Oh, so now suddenly EVERYONE thinks Rook is hot. I see how it is. I am watching you.

#this is mostly a joke dont worry about it #its just incredibly amusing how rook doesn't fit the usual 'pretty shoujo male character' look in his usual hairstyle #hes my handsome little loser in any shape tho i prefer the french version lmao #the more rook fans the better come and join the cult #twisted wonderland #twst #twst meme #twst shitpost #rook hunt #twst rook #twst book 7 spoilers

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unwri-ten · 5 months

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Modern AU but the vessel is a colossal idiot (affectionate)

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#has anyone done this joke before cuz mygod this clip #anw i did this in an hour #I think the deterioration of doodle quality fits #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #teniseeart

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latepivi · 6 months

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working on a little comic i guess, don't know how long it'll take me to finish with all the deadlines i have within the next month or if at all :''')

but here's something that might or might not be relevant

#narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #the one who waits #cotl aym #cotl baal #cult of the lamb #my art #sketch #digital #this joke's probably been done but shhshhshshshh

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lucksea · 7 months

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ITS DONE. MY VISION

#cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl spoilers #Youtube #null havoc damage #my one regret about this a week later is that NOBODY has pointed out that hes krumping yet.#i think i should have made that joke clearer

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ninjasmudge · 3 months

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silly maid shit, late for the maid hype

#cotl #cult of the lamb #lamb has sleazy lesbian at the end of their rope vibes to me #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #my art #this isnt a real au its sooo crack and only exsists bc of this dumb joke #lambs trying to get expelled so they dont have to quit #i think the maid hype train already died which is why its the perfect time tmfor me to hop on and sit in the wreckage #narilamb #hangs my head and tags this #crack maid au #bc it somehow got more

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localkryptid-art · 7 months

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Has this been done yet? Enjoy my silly doodles 🐑

Based off this old video

#i think im funny #i think im SO FUNNY actually #true devotion #narilamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl narilamb #cult of the lamb lambert #cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb narinder #the one who waits #narinder #I also spent WAY TOO LONG on a joke #🍁my art✏️

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buffalo----38 · 3 months

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and Broccoli traverse the rugged terrain, they soon of innocence. together the spirits of those who skip and twirl

Beanbag chair: A plush throne fit for royalty, woven smile, Dongle nodded to them before vanishing once more heightened as he navigates the labyrinthine streets of

#woke is a joke #gender cult #radblr #radical feminism #gender critical feminist

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lynxxpaw · 7 months

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can we get some narilamb pretty please? 🥺