#Cursed

[oddarette]

Frog boba 🐸

[definetelynotdepressed]

god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem

[motziedapul]

Cursed

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[karmaxxx130art]

Selkie AU

While waiting for Eddy to return from a gig with his band, Steve and Robin decided to do some ( light ) snooping around his room to uncover clues to his preferences, thus giving Steve a chance. They discovered some magazines under his bed, as well as a very beautiful animal skin.

Steve, for some unknown reason, felt really attracted to it and felt an irresistible urge to wear it. He did so and find himself not so human anymore. He and Robin thought the skin might have been cursed because now he is a seal.

This isn't the case. In fact, Steve is a selkie. His father sold his skin when he was very young, earning him a lot of money. Eddie's father was a dealer in magical creatures, and Eddie decided to keep some of his belongings when he went to prison.

Now Steve is trapped as a seal (not really, he just doesn't know it yet).

[entropyofmadness]

Following up with a WILD Reddit thread about a woman whose husband started eating "garlics as a midnight snack" and "onions like an apple."

If you don't want to read the whole thing...

He was cheating, his mistress grew those onions and garlic and he didn't want the wife to eat them because they were "made with love" and "she would've known."

TLDR: People can eat whole onions for the strangest reasons

Am I casting aspersions on Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott and the dude from the sewing class? Yes. Yes I am.

wildass ttc story from someone in my sewing class. will be telling it to yall greentext style since that's how my brain is visualizing the experience

>observe extremely normal man on the subway >normal as in he is not disrupting anyone else nor does he seem to be in physical or mental distress >he is eating something, something round. >you assume it to be a fruit of some description >get closer >it's an ENTIRE RAW ONION

also someone else from class said they once saw a dude eat a can of tuna by bending the jagged metal lid to use as a spoon and i hope that person manages to avoid tetanus

[ratbeef95]

[mircrobios]

pretty boy

[hatsunemikuismyspiritanimal]

My community is on fire but hey at least I have something.

[sacreddolly]

[oddarette]

Pumpkin spice pickle 🎃🥒

[littledreams7814]

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Silly discord doodles :3

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[sepublic]

This is perhaps the foulest thing I’ve ever created.

[yuumei-art]

Be not afraid!

So a week ago, I sprained my ankle and couldn't walk for 3 days. I'm used to hiking at least an hour a day with my huskies so not being able to walk at all was driving me crazy. And in my jittery sedimentary state, I kept getting visions of this blursed being: a biblically accurate axolotl. There was nothing I could do but draw it. I'm all better now and able to walk again, now back to making less cursed art (maybe)

[k-eke]

Cursed cats!

[ratbeef95]