#cw: selfships

[seelestia]

a love story in four pictures

i rest my case.

(this was done with a mouse and in microsoft paint, take it with a grain of salt lol)

thank you for this masterpiece. indeed, his mental anguish and shedded tears have endeared him to me.

[seelestia]

HHHHHHH, I AM SO LATE BUT— don't mind me, i'm just jotting down my cameos and going crazy over them <3

in our defense, you were flirting and we have freedom of speech so it's only right that everyone else continues it— ahem, ahem, cough, cough, i need a cough drop.

wanderer: ha, you should really issue a warning for your bad acting. ...here is your cough drop.

ZHONGRIN BEST GRANDPARENTS!! 100/10 would recommend. you get headpats, a cozy teahouse to crash at, grandchild privileges (the only allowed favoritism /lh), and more <3

get wrecked, tartaglia. (/j)

I FOUND IT!! the meme that embodies the energy of my thread, heh. sorry, ren, affection is my language <3 and then, we have 'yato... UHM, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LOOKING AWAY. (/j)

┋ The Steambird Issue No.517

article commissioned by the fontaine steambird magazine and written by ✾ mei/rin ✾

[Breaking News!] Our Fontaine gadget makers did it again, folks!

A collaboration project between Fontaine's best gadget makers and the scholars at Sumeru Akademiya has resulted in a prototype device inspired by the now-obsolete AKASHA system.

Not many details have been revealed, but as the scholars described it, they are aiming to use the concept of AKASHA to create a virtual space, called TeyvaTweets, where people can communicate with one another without seeing each other's faces! Yes - much quite like a communication device, but one that utilizes text instead of the usual verbal methods of communication.

A few selected testers have been invited to try it out, and if you're one of the lucky ones - congratulations! We look forward to seeing how this new technology will help connect people across Teyvat.

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Dear <USER>,

𝒞ongratulations! You have been selected to help with testing out the fruits of our labor, here at the Sumeru-Fontaine collaboration project. Enclosed is the device containing the application: TeyvaTweets. Have fun perusing it, and we look forward to your feedback.

⧽ [ Turn on the device ]         [ Leave it off ]

ps. user manual and warnings attached on a separate page.

𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚟𝟷.𝟶.

you should be able to open it using both phone and pc (it's just a normal website).

clicking on pfp/name/username in a tweet (orange box) will open the profile of that person. clicking the 'x' icon on the popup box's top right side will close the user profile.

clicking the tweet on the main page will open the tweet's replies thread. clicking the back button will bring you back to the main page.

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜.

there are suggestive contents inside, but nothing explicit.

some of you make cameos under other people's tweets too! see if you can spot yourself ;)

there's a lot of images for this one so the page might load slowly for you, especially if your internet isn't fast. i'm also using a free hosting service from GitHub, so yeah.

in order to indulge everyone, please pretend the tweet reply threads that 'overlap' with one another is a separate world on their own (e.g. if multiple people are flirting with a character and they flirt back in the reply thread don't point fingers and say that they're unfaithful / is cheating / ruin someone else's fun in general ;;;)

tested on chrome & safari web browsers on a mac and iphone + google pixel. crossing my fingers that it works on other devices too...

created for 𝓏𝒽𝑜𝓃𝑔𝓇𝒾��'𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 (submissions are closed)

might make a y/n-ify version of this in the future bc my brain accidentally fleshed out a whole concept of how it would work, but don't count me on that bc it's gonna take a lot more effort than this and honestly idk if it's even worth it-

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© zhongrin | 2023 ◆ no repost. reblogs much appreciated. feel free to reach out to submit suggestions, feedback, comments, or if you just want to talk!

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[ams-puppy]

uh oh....suggestive art again......

I looove when people draw the wires down there so I wanted to make a sketch ♡ restrain your computer with their own wires and have at it >///<

[snabie]

Food related ways to care for your F/O ✨

✧ Cutting up some fruit for them. I don't care if that's a grown man, I'm asking if he wants his appy slices and some owanges and strawbebbies.

✧ Bringing them a beverage. Do they often work late? Coffee time, have some cocoa on top. Do they struggle to fall asleep? Here's some delicious tea, or milk with honey. Do they just forget to hydrate? Drink some water you dumb fuck /aff

✧ Remembering details about them that everyone forgets. Whether that's sensitivity to certain smells and textures, their coffee order, how they like their eggs, whether they're vegan, vegetarian, or have food intolerances... all up to you.

✧ Giving them the bigger amount of food, or the bigger slice of a cake. Add an extra dollop of cream perhaps. Letting them have the last piece. The last bite of something.

✧ Letting them have the first bite, too, actually. In fact, maybe you ordered something you knew they would like, too, just so they could taste it as well.

✧ Cutting their sandwich diagonally for them. Eating the veggies they don't like, or giving them yours.

✧ Always carrying a snack in case they get light headed or forget to eat. Also treating them for snacks.

✧ Feeding them a spoonful of your dessert mid conversation. Feeding them soup when they're sick. Feeding them snacks while you're both fixed on the movie. Feeding them in general

✧ Licking Wiping cream off their mouth or nose. Or even better... putting it there yourself. Just a little nose boop. Or a small whipped cream flavored kiss. Sweet.

[fujindegen]

TikTok antis are fucking ridiculous. “Suing you for pedophilla” mf I’m a minor. If I was ACTUALLY gonna be sued, this would be sent via email. Not fucking TikTok. I’m also pretty sure you can’t set out minors information out to the world legally, so yeah. Genuinely fuck off.

I know I’m not guilty of any of that shit first of all, and second of all, if you knew my information, fucking contact me via email like a grown adult. Fuck off.

Also… this may be me freaking out thinking it might be real but whatever

[ren-054]

Yandere vs Guy Who Never Leaves Their House

“Yeah man, sounds great.

Now if you excuse me, snorrrrrrrr mimimimi….”

[cervinae-canine]

one must imagine their f/o in a playboy bunny suit.. for the occasion..

[proselfshipsafespace]

Paranoid selfshippers, your f/o(s) wanted me to tell you that it'll all be okay, that you're perfectly safe and they'll protect you from whatever you think might get you or whatever is troubling your mind.

I promise you, you're f/o(s) want to keep you safe and protected and want to make sure you feel comfortable and calm.

[seelestia]

Odelia!!!! Congratulations on Scaramouche hehe <33 now ya can kiss the silly hat guy fr 😌 but look out, I think a certain Hydro Vision holder is getting jealous.. 🤭❤️

vi, hiii!!! indeed, i can and have and will be doing so (he's a cheeky nibbler, please send help /j) <3 — but now that you say that, i can feel eyes boring into the back of my head for some reason.... oh no.

[bunny-lovers]

Imagine your f/o showing you more nontraditional and quieter forms of affection:

Imagine them cutting fruit for you to snack on and leaving it by you without a word. making you little things—such as origami or doodles and giving them to you. Bringing you things they know you like and things they find interesting, like pretty rocks and hand picked wild flowers. Taking photos of you while you aren’t looking and admiring them in private. They take notice of the simple things you enjoy and sneak you gifts while you aren’t looking, getting you bookmarks and keychains and other things around your interests. They may not be able to say they love you, be it from shyness, nerves, a sense of shame/”this is too corny”, or some other reason, but they will show you in so many little ways.

Imagine them placing a hand on your shoulder. Pointing out a mistake with your hair and fixing it before you can do it. Sitting next to you with your skin barely touching or perhaps not even touching at all. focusing solely on you and you alone—because you are the only thing of importance to them. always hovering around and unable, or perhaps not daring, to touch you for longer than a moment. They may not be able to hug and kiss you, be it from shyness, nerves, a sense of shame/insecurity, but they will still find other, quieter ways, to show you affection.

Imagine them alone thinking about your laughs, the things you find amusing and delightful, the brightness of your smile, how badly they wanted to kiss and hold and tell you how much they love you and feeling so overwhelmed with unspoken love and barely shown affection for you that builds up with nowhere to go.

Imagine them hiding doodles they made of you in a sketchbook/diary/notes app. Seeing things in stores they know you’ll like and wanting to buy it for you. Looking in the mirror disheveled and gripping the sink wondering how they fell so hard for you.

Imagine them listening to you rambling and “I love you” forms in the back of their throat but nothing comes out. Imagine them needing you to know, needing to show you, just how much they care and finding little ways to do so that is comfortable for them.

They may not be loud and open about their feelings, but your f/o loves you all the same.

proship/darkship/neutral DNI

[toffeedearest]

what a freak (the freak is me)

[tetzoro]

mihawk has gone his whole life being feared, garnering respect based off his merit and strength alone. the icy cold demeanor he wears like a second skin etches permanently along his features.

or so he thought.

because now, as he looks at you fretting over the simple prick of a rose thorn on his thumb, he wonders if there was another way to be viewed. one he never put much thought into.

“you know i am the worlds strongest swordsmen?” his voice drawls out, steady as ever. “one of the seven warlords of the sea?”

“yes, of course.” you still gently hold onto his finger as you look up at him with wide, bambi eyes. “but you’re human. a human who is bleeding. no matter how small it is, you should take care of it.”

mihawk didn’t respond, there was no need. the way you looked at him without a shred of fear in your eyes struck something deep within his core. when was the last time he met a tender, worried gaze? had he ever?

he lets you put a small bandaid over the mark purely out of curiosity. the way you acted was as if he had barely managed to crawl home, tattered and bruised from a formidable battle, yet here he was relatively unharmed but still healed by your gentle nature.

[ams-puppy]

guys make sure to let your computers hook up to you every once in a while. they will enjoy it but it will be a lot (　＾▽＾)

[deathdetermineslife]

since y'all liked the last one

[fujindegen]

I’ve had to deal with a devastating issue today; and I feel like us Proshippers need to have a conversation really quickly about something very important.

Drawings of real minors in sexual situations should not be created or posted. Ever.

I’ve made that mistake when I was 12, and it still affects me deeply to the point I call myself a CSEM victim because of my stupid and immature decisions. (Actually, if you knew me when I was Destroyalition, you might’ve seen my vent posts about how bad it affected me when I was younger.)

I understand if you’re a selfshipper and want to show your love to your f/o by drawing you guys in romantic situations, but drawings of real kids in those situations are risky. Sexual drawings of that nature are something we should be warning kids not to draw at all. I don’t want anyone else to feel the same pain and grief and anxiety I felt after learning what I drew was harmful and illegal.

Please, be careful. Don’t let adults draw you in sexual situations. Don’t let yourself make a dumb and immature decision. Please stay safe and be careful.

So Minor Proshippers. Listen up. There’s an alternative that is safe to this called creating OC self inserts. Please use those instead to your hearts content. Make sure they don’t look like you though, and please heal.

I just feel like this needs to be specified to the MAXIMUM. I am dearly sorry to everyone who was as immature as I was, and made the same mistake. Take this as a warning, don’t learn the same way I did. Stay safe.

[ren-054]

“Ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ ｃａｎ ｈｕｒｔ ｙｏｕ…”