#dad bod talk

[my-soupy-brain]

I love y'all but I feel like everyones acting like Jason has hard abs or something now 😂 like yes he has gotten a bit fitter but that man absolutely still has a tummy he just hasn't started wearing fitted/tighter shirts yet. Like for the most part he's still wearing baggy ass clothes and we can see that he's not as round but tbh I think he will always have tummy!! anyways I think the logical conclusion is we need new shirtless pics to truly tell 😌🥵 Jason please do your part and help us settle this debate 🙏🏻

LOL you're right about that, though. There's still a belly lurking under those hoodies. I hope it's there. Just hanging out. Enjoying its Taco Bell the way god and nature intended.

Me personally? Not a muscle or abs girl. I don't mind a little but I don't like hard bodies. Gimme soft bodies. I'm a soft body, I want other soft bodies. *laughs maniacally*

Let's just lurk in the dad bod world. Like this era SNL? Yeah. Yeah.

[tantamounttoflirtation]

Hannibal fans its time to stop twinkifying Will and Hannibal. Instead we must bearify them. Go forth and make them both fat and hairy 🤍🌟

[lilacjunimo]

this probably isn’t a hot take and it also isn’t meant to be taken as an insult to the talented artists to create the art because there isn’t ever a piece that doesn’t bring me joy but it does seem to be a pet peeve of mine when I see Harvey drawn with the perfect set of abs only because we know that man would only be eating frozen meals up until you marry him and he starts making actual food so if anything he would most likely be lean since we also know he does exercise but extremely fit?? I can’t see it I’m sorry 😔😔

[moncherellie]

need abby with a tummy. it hangs over her dress pants a little. she laughs and it jiggles a bit. btw. if u even care...

[tarjapearce]

Lips anon! If you're gonna fluff up Ranchero Miguel, you gotta give Cherry Baby that milf chub! Fr I don't think I've met a skinny Mexican couple with kids ever, not in my family or my own community 🤣🤣🤣

I'm afraid I've gotten a head start, and I don't even have kids yet. But all the men here aren't exactly chiseled, so it doesn't matter 😌 I'm still getting snatched for myself tho lol

Ranchero Miguel would totally rock a muscle gut body 🤤

Omg imagine Cherry Baby and Miguel just grabbing each others guts all the time to mess with each other lol

Oohh agreed ❤️ They'd look soo pretty and yummy with the chubs. But oh Miguel would definitely look even more gorgeous with a chub 🤭.

it's actually rare when Latino couples are these sort of model body like parents 🤭. I mean C'mon, food is one of our love languages and we just love to spoil people we hold close and dear to us, with it, ❤️.

At least that's me though 😅. Dunno about the rest of Latam.

And dun worry hun, plump and chubby women are gorgeous ❤️👌🏻. As long as you do it for yourself and it makes you happy, hit it! ✨

[sockfus]

dad bod hakoda. and the crowd cheers

[gojoshooter]

Something is rising and it's not the sun

no it's my hands. for prays. to gojo 👍👍

[cherry-blossom-qf]

So, a few weeks ago, I hosted a Magoverse Pool Party RP in the Magoverse Discord Server.

Most of the Magolors were all dressed in adorable swim wear, some were in their regular clothes, etc etc...

AND THEN THERE'S MY BOI UNDERTALE MAGOLOR!!

COMING IN HOT WITH THE MOST "DAD-LOOKING" SWIMWEAR THAT MAGOLOR (with legs) COULD PULL OFF!!

And then he proceeded to dunk a few of the Magolors into the water, got HIMSELF dunked by Iro (blaze's Magolor), got "baptized" by Opal's Magolor, and share a hot dog with Magonyan.

I'm telling ya, this server is CRAZY!

And I absolutely love it there!

[thesawrfilms]

listen I know most of you follow me for Saw and therefore I don't know how many of you will let me convince you into watching a Netflix original legal drama for Leigh Whannell's best mate Angus Sampson but like truly... Cisco from the Lincoln Lawyer is my favorite character on television. like I've gone on at length about how hot he is but he's also just like. a cool character. he's so good at his job and devoted to his fiancée and he's got a checkered past he's trying to overcome and he's funny and tough and sweet and. I just. man.

also he's really hot!!!

[inkblackandblue]

Alrighty so here’s the full post of their little engagement scene, as well as one of the photo scenes, which was adorable. Then I just did a couple of gender swaps because why not? Also: I’m going to add some lore below since I’m loving this storyline so far.

- **James Smith**: Born to a Japanese mother, Reina Himari, an office supervisor, and an American father, Brant Smith, a former army corporal. He has a younger sister, Umeko Smith. James spent a semester in the US but returned to Japan soon after.

- **April Klein**: Born to American parents in Kentucky. Her father was a truck driver, and her mother worked in marketing. April studied finance and marketing and moved to Japan for a change of pace and education. She is low contact/no contact with parents due to their racism/offensive comments.

- **Meeting**: At 20, April works at a family-owned cafe, where she meets James, a new barista. She helps him with the job while he improves her language and cultural knowledge. James is immediately interested in her.

- **First Date**: James invites April to his friend's wedding as his plus one. Despite some nerves and drinking, they share their first kiss after James drunkenly confesses his feelings.

- **Careers and Living Together**: James becomes a software engineer, and they move in together at 22 and 23, respectively, with a cat named Mica. April graduates and works in financial consultation.

- **Challenges**: They face relationship bumps due to busy work schedules, leading to distance and lack of intimacy. They argue about their future but reconcile passionately.

- **Pregnancy and Proposal**: In a universe where either gender can get pregnant, James unexpectedly does and hides it for 13 weeks. April discovers this and supports him, rekindling their love. April proposes in her car a day before her planned event, only to find out James also had a ring for her.

I’ve got more, but I want to write it a little more detailed before I release that. I play every day while at work so there will be more story soon :))

[my-soupy-brain]

lurking in the jsuds tag and saw everyone mourning the dadbod so I'm throwing my hat in the ring to say I am also upset about it. aside from purely horny reasons I really do think there's something about a man that's clearly not worried about being Hollywood Sexy [which arguably isn't sexy to begin with], who's got more than a bit of a tummy, chipmunk cheeks, etc.

am a very big fan of the "gaining weight to show a character getting comfortable with themself/healing" trope, so also ted being bigger in s3 made logistical sense aside from making me froth at the mouth like a rabid dog. ted deserved to be shirtless in more than one scene, and the fact that they just played the same shower clip from s1e1 in s3e1 makes me wonder why jsuds would be so opposed to rerecording the three seconds of it to the point where he just had them reuse the old clip. and in bed with sassy, he's still got his shirt on even when we're to assume they fell asleep after fucking. did he put his shirt on after they finished? does ted fuck with a shirt on? we need answers!

anywho, ted deserved to be shirtless more. also to wear casual clothes more. though I do think I would've had a stroke if we got him in jeans and an old t-shirt. this is why every tedtrent thing I've ever written has copious mentions of ted's body and how feral it makes people. it's what he deserves.

This is such a good point. I wonder if he was feeling a little... self conscious? I'll not armchair diagnose anything. But Jason, wherever you are, you're perfect the way you're made. No matter what.

The lack of shirtless Ted - and that dad bod we clearly all adore - is just blasphemy.

BARK BARK BARK

At least we have our fics to undress Ted in all sorts of ways.

And speaking of dad bods - Mike Miller. You'll never be forgotten.

[evermoredeluxe]

jason was hot as a young guy 🫣

[softhairedhotch]

thinking about dad-bod hotch rn. what a man.

[bubbledtee]

Bubs you have the weirdest taste in men. James, i get it, he’s hot af. But matthew, josh? Anyways i can’t judge because i used to think harry styles was hot when i was like 14 💀

you just aren’t as enlightened as i.

[tarjapearce]

Dad bod Miguel 😍😍😍😍😩😩😩🙏🙏🙏

Dad bod nation here ❤️❤️❤️

So normal about it. ~

[chronic-ghost]

this isn’t even about pedro pascal just a series of thoughts i’ve had about rising media trends and perhaps the unintended impacts of evolving cultural perceptions as the pendulum swings back and forth between progressive ideas and conservative agendas that ultimately puts the boundaries of individuals (not just celebrities) on the altar of capitalism 

(also i’m bad at graphs so excuse the background i thought it looked pretty)