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chrismcshell · 1 year
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my dad thinks hes a health expert because he watches videos of doctors saying questionable shit on youtube. "cracking your joints too much means youre going to get arthritis" "intermittent fasting is good for you" "sugar is bad, salt is good, simple as that" and he says these things with such confidence as if he didnt just learn them 3 minutes ago from a highly unreliable source that he 100% did NOT fact-check
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pathologicalreid · 5 months
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fluff masterlist
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spencer reid x fem!reader
clue: in which penelope hosts a new year's eve party. with a murder mystery theme.
doctor and doctor: in which you add a degree to your repertoire
newly creds: in which the BAU team wants to see your newly issued credentials
nicknames: in which you meet the team for the first time, and receive your first nickname
attention: in which you attempt to get your boyfriends attention
fluorescent: in which spencer rambles about rocks and you get distracted
drop: in which reid seems to be there every time you drop something
occupational hazard: in which you and spencer have a discussion about the dangers of his job.
in sickness and in health: minutes before your wedding is supposed to start, spencer gets cold feet, and you have to find out why.
cryptic: you and spencer get a surprise beyond your wildest dreams
breakfast in bed: your boyfriend surprises you with breakfast in bed to celebrate spring break
in plain sight: your quick thinking (in an attempt to protect him) leads to a very thankful spencer
puzzling: trying to tell spencer you're pregnant, but he's too concerned with your well-being to fill out your custom crossword puzzle
red flags: spencer protects you from a drunkard
(lack of) convenience: the power of suggestion leads you to take a pregnancy test while you're on a case - and it's positive
three's a family: you and spencer are surprised to find out that you're pregnant, while you're already in labor (yes, this is a second cryptic pregnancy fic)
pure and applied chemistry: your boyfriend picks you up as a surprise at your chemistry lab (biochemist!reader)
separation anxiety: spencer's first case back from paternity leave involves children, so a concerned party reaches out to you
orange juice: you and spencer have an announcement to make, but you're not sure how to go about it
a special occasion: moving your daughter into a toddler bed brings about some interesting conversation
kindergarten crush: when one of your students goes missing, the BAU sends the A-team to question you
goads and goats: telling your dad (who's also your boss) you're pregnant ends in him giving spencer a hard time
a league of your own: when your boyfriend seemingly evolves, you resign yourself to the feeling of being left behind
fishbowl: you offer to bring spencer lunch when he forgets his at home, leading you to become an object of curiosity at the BAU.
dewey decimal system: in which spencer does the most spencer activity first thing in the morning - reorganizing your bookshelves
amorphous: your first ultrasound goes exactly how you'd expected it to, but not exactly how you'd wanted it to
sweet talker: in which french!reader gets caught using a special nickname for a particular genius
spencer reid x gn!reader:
heatmiser: spencer takes care of you when he comes home to find you sick
running on empty: spencer makes a bet to go without coffee and ends up foregoing all caffeine
spencer reid x platonic!fem!BAU!reader
neophyte (2): in which dr. reid gives advice to help you cope with the requirements of your new job
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heckinconfusedparade · 7 months
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Woe! Sonic character headcanons be upon Ye!
Sonic:
- Learned how to cook while raising Tails and got really good at it
- Hedgehog Gordon Ramsay
- Can’t bake for shit tho
- Made up a lullaby that he sings to Tails to help him sleep. It’s been effective since the kit was 4
- In the warmer months, Sonic scouts out nice places for his annual picnic with Amy. He loves hanging out with her and enjoying sweets!
- Has a memorial for Chip with his necklace somewhere hidden
- Ran before he could walk
- Bothers Knuckles on Angel Island at least twice a week
- He and Shadow spar every week
- Bro has a bunch of Knick knacks and trinkets from his adventures
- Has a lazy day every once in a whilel
- He does vocal warm ups every morning as part of his little routine, even if he doesn’t plan on singing that day. It’s good to warm up before doing a lot of speaking!
Tails:
- He’s so sweet but so sassy
- Will sass a grown man to death
- Hugs people he really loves with his tails included
- He has a blacksmith place somewhere
- Had to have an intervention for his mint addiction (unsuccessful)
- His love language is gift giving! His gifts are one of a kind
- He made Shadow a gun for Christmas. It has bullets that explode on impact. It’s a tiny rocket launcher
- Used a chaos emerald to give a box Chaos Control so he can warp stuff back to his workshop
- the box defies logic, and he can fit literally anything in it
Amy
- If anyone insults or puts down her besties it’s ON SIGHT! EVEN IF ITS THE BESTIE SAYIN IT ABOUT THEMSELF (looking at you, TAILS)
- Refuses to let anyone go hungry. Angel to anemic and diabetic community!
- Spars with Knuckles to practice her hand to hand combat
- Meets up with Sonic in the coldest part of winter so they can hibernate together
- Loves her picnic dates with Sonic!
- Got Vanilla to homeschool Tails so at least the kid can have credentials to go into higher education in the future if he wants
- Loves thrift shopping! One man’s trash is this gals treasure!
- Crystal girl
- Shares Taylor Swift album theories with Shadow. They both go crazy for it
- She took Cream, Rouge, Blaze, and Sticks on a road trip. It was the most chaotic thing to hit the roads that summer.
Knuckles:
- is the reason a mountain has a giant crack in it
- vibe checks buildings for faulty wiring with his electro signal echidna stuff
- Bro moves the soil around his island to promote healthier plant life
- Bro is the single teen dad of many many many Chao
- Tries to leave the island whenever he can. He has a map of places that Sonic marked because they made him think of him!
- Taught Tails how to throw one hell of a punch and how to use his namesakes in combat
- Secretly looks forward to Rouge’s visits because he finds the sparring fun
Shadow:
- His room is usually only illuminated by a lamp because the sun shines directly in his window, and the ceiling light is too bright
- the lightbulb in the lamp changes colours. Rouge calls it his Mood Lamp
- If Sonic doesn’t show up to their weekly sparring, he gets concerned and indirectly searches for the dude. He’d rather die than admit he’s concerned tho
- Taylor Swift karaoke night with Amy
- Plays Project SEKAI
- Has a garden full of beautiful flowers dedicated to Maria. Amy and Sonic helped find flowers and seeds, and Knux provided the soil. They didn’t ask to get involved, nor were they asked, they just found out from Rouge and decided to help Shadow out
- He cannot fucking cook
- He cannot fucking bake
- There’s very few things he can actually make BUT HES LEARNING
- Learning to enjoy life as it happens. He’s stopping to smell the roses and appreciate what he has right now, and tries not to lament about the past or future
Rouge:
- Sometimes visits Angel Island just to bother Knuckles
- She has a pair of boots that has spikes on the toes
- Taught Tails how to steal
- She’s Cream’s favourite guest to bring to a tea party because of all the drama she brings with her.
- Is the reason Tails is a gossip
- She played Thief Simulator and had the greatest time ever
- Watched analysis videos of people trying to solve heists she committed
- Pretended not to listen when Amy infodumped to her about crystal energy, but she actually finds it very interesting
Omega:
- Trusts Tails with his life
- Because he can’t fit through doors or knock without breaking them, he stands outside the window waiting for someone to notice him outside
-or he just breaks the door anyway because why not
- Loves fireworks, wants to fire them on his own
- Absorbs every insult he hears Sonic make, as well as searches up on the internet to add to his database just so he can insult Eggman in a way that matters.
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fangirlingpuggle · 10 days
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Prism Pines au ask
How would the twins first day in actual school go, would Stan and Ford feel emotionally as it’s the twins first time at being in school.
Would Ford try to sneak in, with Stan just trying to keep Ford from even giving the kids some weapon against bullies.
How would the meetings with the principal even go or even the teacher and parent meeting.
What if Bill also got to be there.
Stan and Ford (And Soos) are all very emotional twins are so excited and nervous, Ford slips the kids weapons as does Stan and gives the speech 'If anyone messes with you let us know and we will sort it out... or you deal with it and we'll figure out where to hide the body'
Both Ford and Stan stay at the shack for like 5 minutes and then both end up watching school with some of Ford's high powered binoculars. Soos has to keep dragging them back to shack and stop them from installing wiretaps in school.
Any meetings with teachers would have Ford asking every question ever and criticizing their curriculum probably.
Bill being involved would be quite the same but very different questions 'Your not even teaching them about how to turn people inside out? What are your credentials'
Any of their teachers are in for a headache of a year. Not from twins Dipper and Mabel are well behaved and keep powers under control it's their Uncle and Dad's who are making their lives hell (Can't even sleep because sometimes Bill decides on parent teacher meetings in dreamscape)
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max-levchin · 1 year
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Shamir Secret Sharing
It’s 3am. Paul, the head of PayPal database administration carefully enters his elaborate passphrase at a keyboard in a darkened cubicle of 1840 Embarcadero Road in East Palo Alto, for the fifth time. He hits Return. The green-on-black console window instantly displays one line of text: “Sorry, one or more wrong passphrases. Can’t reconstruct the key. Goodbye.” 
There is nerd pandemonium all around us. James, our recently promoted VP of Engineering, just climbed the desk at a nearby cubicle, screaming: “Guys, if we can’t get this key the right way, we gotta start brute-forcing it ASAP!” It’s gallows humor – he knows very well that brute-forcing such a key will take millions of years, and it’s already 6am on the East Coast – the first of many “Why is PayPal down today?” articles is undoubtedly going to hit CNET shortly. Our single-story cubicle-maze office is buzzing with nervous activity of PayPalians who know they can’t help but want to do something anyway. I poke my head up above the cubicle wall to catch a glimpse of someone trying to stay inside a giant otherwise empty recycling bin on wheels while a couple of Senior Software Engineers are attempting to accelerate the bin up to dangerous speeds in the front lobby. I lower my head and try to stay focused. “Let’s try it again, this time with three different people” is the best idea I can come up with, even though I am quite sure it will not work. 
It doesn’t. 
The key in question decrypts PayPal’s master payment credential table – also known as the giant store of credit card and bank account numbers. Without access to payment credentials, PayPal doesn’t really have a business per se, seeing how we are supposed to facilitate payments, and that’s really hard to do if we no longer have access to the 100+ million credit card numbers our users added over the last year of insane growth. 
This is the story of a catastrophic software bug I briefly introduced into the PayPal codebase that almost cost us the company (or so it seemed, in the moment.) I’ve told this story a handful of times, always swearing the listeners to secrecy, and surprisingly it does not appear to have ever been written down before. 20+ years since the incident, it now appears instructive and a little funny, rather than merely extremely embarrassing. 
Before we get back to that fateful night, we have to go back another decade. In the summer of 1991, my family and I moved to Chicago from Kyiv, Ukraine. While we had just a few hundred dollars between the five of us, we did have one secret advantage: science fiction fans. 
My dad was a highly active member of Zoryaniy Shlyah – Kyiv’s possibly first (and possibly only, at the time) sci-fi fan club – the name means “Star Trek” in Ukrainian, unsurprisingly. He translated some Stansilaw Lem (of Solaris and Futurological Congress fame) from Polish to Russian in the early 80s and was generally considered a coryphaeus at ZSh. 
While USSR was more or less informationally isolated behind the digital Iron Curtain until the late ‘80s, by 1990 or so, things like FidoNet wriggled their way into the Soviet computing world, and some members of ZSh were now exchanging electronic mail with sci-fi fans of the free world.
The vaguely exotic news of two Soviet refugee sci-fi fans arriving in Chicago was transmitted to the local fandom before we had even boarded the PanAm flight that took us across the Atlantic [1]. My dad (and I, by extension) was soon adopted by some kind Chicago science fiction geeks, a few of whom became close friends over the years, though that’s a story for another time. 
A year or so after the move to Chicago, our new sci-fi friends invited my dad to a birthday party for a rising star of the local fandom, one Bruce Schneier. We certainly did not know Bruce or really anyone at the party, but it promised good food, friendly people, and probably filk. My role was to translate, as my dad spoke limited English at the time. 
I had fallen desperately in love with secret codes and cryptography about a year before we left Ukraine. Walking into Bruce’s library during the house tour (this was a couple years before Applied Cryptography was published and he must have been deep in research) felt like walking into Narnia. 
I promptly abandoned my dad to fend for himself as far as small talk and canapés were concerned, and proceeded to make a complete ass out of myself by brazenly asking the host for a few sheets of paper and a pencil. Having been obliged, I pulled a half dozen cryptography books from the shelves and went to work trying to copy down some answers to a few long-held questions on the library floor. After about two hours of scribbling alone like a man possessed, I ran out of paper and decided to temporarily rejoin the party. 
On the living room table, Bruce had stacks of copies of his fanzine Ramblings. Thinking I could use the blank sides of the pages to take more notes, I grabbed a printout and was about to quietly return to copying the original S-box values for DES when my dad spotted me from across the room and demanded I help him socialize. The party wrapped soon, and our friends drove us home. 
The printout I grabbed was not a Ramblings issue. It was a short essay by Bruce titled Sharing Secrets Among Friends, essentially a humorous explanation of Shamir Secret Sharing. 
Say you want to make sure that something really really important and secret (a nuclear weapon launch code, a database encryption key, etc) cannot be known or used by a single (friendly) actor, but becomes available, if at least n people from a group of m choose to do it. Think two on-duty officers (from a cadre of say 5) turning keys together to get ready for a nuke launch. 
The idea (proposed by Adi Shamir – the S of RSA! – in 1979) is as simple as it is beautiful. 
Let’s call the secret we are trying to split among m people K. 
First, create a totally random polynomial that looks like: y(x) = C0 * x^(n-1) + C1 * x^(n-2) + C2 * x^(n-3) ….+ K. “Create” here just means generate random coefficients C. Now, for every person in your trusted group of m, evaluate the polynomial for some randomly chosen Xm and hand them their corresponding (Xm,Ym) each. 
If we have n of these points together, we can use Lagrange interpolating polynomial to reconstruct the coefficients – and evaluate the original polynomial at x=0, which conveniently gives us y(0) = K, the secret. Beautiful. I still had the printout with me, years later, in Palo Alto. 
It should come as no surprise that during my time as CTO PayPal engineering had an absolute obsession with security. No firewall was one too many, no multi-factor authentication scheme too onerous, etc. Anything that was worth anything at all was encrypted at rest. 
To decrypt, a service would get the needed data from its database table, transmit it to a special service named cryptoserv (an original SUN hardware running Solaris sitting on its own, especially tightly locked-down network) and a special service running only there would perform the decryption and send back the result. 
Decryption request rate was monitored externally and on cryptoserv, and if there were too many requests, the whole thing was to shut down and purge any sensitive data and keys from its memory until manually restarted. 
It was this manual restart that gnawed at me. At launch, a bunch of configuration files containing various critical decryption keys were read (decrypted by another key derived from one manually-entered passphrase) and loaded into the memory to perform future cryptographic services.
Four or five of us on the engineering team knew the passphrase and could restart cryptoserv if it crashed or simply had to have an upgrade. What if someone performed a little old-fashioned rubber-hose cryptanalysis and literally beat the passphrase out of one of us? The attacker could theoretically get access to these all-important master keys. Then stealing the encrypted-at-rest database of all our users’ secrets could prove useful – they could decrypt them in the comfort of their underground supervillain lair. 
I needed to eliminate this threat.
Shamir Secret Sharing was the obvious choice – beautiful, simple, perfect (you can in fact prove that if done right, it offers perfect secrecy.) I decided on a 3-of-8 scheme and implemented it in pure POSIX C for portability over a few days, and tested it for several weeks on my Linux desktop with other engineers. 
Step 1: generate the polynomial coefficients for 8 shard-holders.
Step 2: compute the key shards (x0, y0)  through (x7, y7)
Step 3: get each shard-holder to enter a long, secure passphrase to encrypt the shard
Step 4: write out the 8 shard files, encrypted with their respective passphrases.
And to reconstruct: 
Step 1: pick any 3 shard files. 
Step 2: ask each of the respective owners to enter their passphrases. 
Step 3: decrypt the shard files.
Step 4: reconstruct the polynomial, evaluate it for x=0 to get the key.
Step 5: launch cryptoserv with the key. 
One design detail here is that each shard file also stored a message authentication code (a keyed hash) of its passphrase to make sure we could identify when someone mistyped their passphrase. These tests ran hundreds and hundreds of times, on both Linux and Solaris, to make sure I did not screw up some big/little-endianness issue, etc. It all worked perfectly. 
A month or so later, the night of the key splitting party was upon us. We were finally going to close out the last vulnerability and be secure. Feeling as if I was about to turn my fellow shard-holders into cymeks, I gathered them around my desktop as PayPal’s front page began sporting the “We are down for maintenance and will be back soon” message around midnight.
The night before, I solemnly generated the new master key and securely copied it to cryptoserv. Now, while “Push It” by Salt-n-Pepa blared from someone’s desktop speakers, the automated deployment script copied shard files to their destination. 
While each of us took turns carefully entering our elaborate passphrases at a specially selected keyboard, Paul shut down the main database and decrypted the payment credentials table, then ran the script to re-encrypt with the new key. Some minutes later, the database was running smoothly again, with the newly encrypted table, without incident. 
All that was left was to restore the master key from its shards and launch the new, even more secure cryptographic service. 
The three of us entered our passphrases… to be met with the error message I haven’t seen in weeks: “Sorry, one or more wrong passphrases. Can’t reconstruct the key. Goodbye.” Surely one of us screwed up typing, no big deal, we’ll do it again. No dice. No dice – again and again, even after we tried numerous combinations of the three people necessary to decrypt. 
Minutes passed, confusion grew, tension rose rapidly. 
There was nothing to do, except to hit rewind – to grab the master key from the file still sitting on cryptoserv, split it again, generate new shards, choose passphrases, and get it done. Not a great feeling to have your first launch go wrong, but not a huge deal either. It will all be OK in a minute or two.
A cursory look at the master key file date told me that no, it wouldn’t be OK at all. The file sitting on cryptoserv wasn’t from last night, it was created just a few minutes ago. During the Salt-n-Pepa-themed push from stage, we overwrote the master key file with the stage version. Whatever key that was, it wasn’t the one I generated the day before: only one copy existed, the one I copied to cryptoserv from my computer the night before. Zero copies existed now. Not only that, the push script appears to have also wiped out the backup of the old key, so the database backups we have encrypted with the old key are likely useless. 
Sitrep: we have 8 shard files that we apparently cannot use to restore the master key and zero master key backups. The database is running but its secret data cannot be accessed. 
I will leave it to your imagination to conjure up what was going through my head that night as I stared into the black screen willing the shards to work. After half a decade of trying to make something of myself (instead of just going to work for Microsoft or IBM after graduation) I had just destroyed my first successful startup in the most spectacular fashion. 
Still, the idea of “what if we all just continuously screwed up our passphrases” swirled around my brain. It was an easy check to perform, thanks to the included MACs. I added a single printf() debug statement into the shard reconstruction code and instead of printing out a summary error of “one or more…” the code now showed if the passphrase entered matched the authentication code stored in the shard file. 
I compiled the new code directly on cryptoserv in direct contravention of all reasonable security practices – what did I have to lose? Entering my own passphrase, I promptly got “bad passphrase” error I just added to the code. Well, that’s just great – I knew my passphrase was correct, I had it written down on a post-it note I had planned to rip up hours ago. 
Another person, same error. Finally, the last person, JK, entered his passphrase. No error. The key still did not reconstruct correctly, I got the “Goodbye”, but something worked. I turned to the engineer and said, “what did you just type in that worked?”
After a second of embarrassed mumbling, he admitted to choosing “a$$word” as his passphrase. The gall! I asked everyone entrusted with the grave task of relaunching crytposerv to pick really hard to guess passphrases, and this guy…?! Still, this was something -- it worked. But why?!
I sprinted around the half-lit office grabbing the rest of the shard-holders demanding they tell me their passphrases. Everyone else had picked much lengthier passages of text and numbers. I manually tested each and none decrypted correctly. Except for the a$$word. What was it…
A lightning bolt hit me and I sprinted back to my own cubicle in the far corner, unlocked the screen and typed in “man getpass” on the command line, while logging into cryptoserv in another window and doing exactly the same thing there. I saw exactly what I needed to see. 
Today, should you try to read up the programmer’s manual (AKA the man page) on getpass, you will find it has been long declared obsolete and replaced with a more intelligent alternative in nearly all flavors of modern Unix.  
But back then, if you wanted to collect some information from the keyboard without printing what is being typed in onto the screen and remain POSIX-compliant, getpass did the trick. Other than a few standard file manipulation system calls, getpass was the only operating system service call I used, to ensure clean portability between Linux and Solaris. 
Except it wasn’t completely clean. 
Plain as day, there it was: the manual pages were identical, except Solaris had a “special feature”: any passphrase entered that was longer than 8 characters long was automatically reduced to that length anyway. (Who needs long passwords, amiright?!)
I screamed like a wounded animal. We generated the key on my Linux desktop and entered our novel-length passphrases right here. Attempting to restore them on a Solaris machine where they were being clipped down to 8 characters long would never work. Except, of course, for a$$word. That one was fine.
The rest was an exercise in high-speed coding and some entirely off-protocol file moving. We reconstructed the master key on my machine (all of our passphrases worked fine), copied the file to the Solaris-running cryptoserv, re-split it there (with very short passphrases), reconstructed it successfully, and PayPal was up and running again like nothing ever happened. 
By the time our unsuspecting colleagues rolled back into the office I was starting to doze on the floor of my cubicle and that was that. When someone asked me later that day why we took so long to bring the site back up, I’d simply respond with “eh, shoulda RTFM.” 
RTFM indeed. 
P.S. A few hours later, John, our General Counsel, stopped by my cubicle to ask me something. The day before I apparently gave him a sealed envelope and asked him to store it in his safe for 24 hours without explaining myself. He wanted to know what to do with it now that 24 hours have passed. 
Ha. I forgot all about it, but in a bout of “what if it doesn’t work” paranoia, I printed out the base64-encoded master key when we had generated it the night before, stuffed it into an envelope, and gave it to John for safekeeping. We shredded it together without opening and laughed about what would have never actually been a company-ending event. 
P.P.S. If you are thinking of all the ways this whole SSS design is horribly insecure (it had some real flaws for sure) and plan to poke around PayPal to see if it might still be there, don’t. While it served us well for a few years, this was the very first thing eBay required us to turn off after the acquisition. Pretty sure it’s back to a single passphrase now. 
Notes:
1: a member of Chicagoland sci-fi fan community let me know that the original news of our move to the US was delivered to them via a posted letter, snail mail, not FidoNet email! 
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deaddove · 3 months
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in light of esen apparently getting the most undeserved win of his career which being awarded best father at tumblr poll, i need to take this weight off my chest and admit that on the first read it really did Not register that the dude had daughter(s?).
And in the second read it’s not registering either. like all i saw mentioned so far (i’m at the spring hunt tournament) is esen/4 weed smoking wives incapability to have an heir. but i interpreted it as in they didn’t have children at all, not as in they didn’t manage to conceive a boy??
am i crazy?? am i a bad reader?? am i a fake fan?? does this info come up later on?? either way i’m a deadbeat father esen truther <33 dilf without credentials <3
lmao no!! nobody could be faulted for missing that, its literally just a throwaway line about his bird. it’s during the spring hunt so you are probably very near it. (actually i had to scour my own copy to find it, i thought it came up way later rip)
It was dearer to him than any of his human daughters, and Ouyang thought it was the only living being Esen missed from the palace while they were on campaign.
real father of the year material right.. (somebody please photoshop him with one of those cringe “worlds okayest dad” mugs) sorry general zhang idk how you lost to this guy… that’s rough.
but on the other hand at least those girls survived (AS FAR AS WE KNOW?!) unlike every other child in the series :D
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oneatlatime · 1 year
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The Blind Bandit
I had honestly forgotten that the Gaang were trying to find an earthbending teacher, so the 'previously on' segment was actually useful instead of spoilery.
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Nobody's face is having a good time.
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Look at this sweetheart. You go ahead and treat yourself honey. You've single-handedly escorted a pair of earth-shatteringly overpowered tweens around the world for months; the least you deserve is a shopping trip.
"You kids like earthbending?" Has the same energy as "wanna buy a sun dial?" from that animated Hercules movie.
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This guy is one of those strip mall karate types.
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I take back everything I ever said about Zuko's season 1 haircut. This guy has a dust bunny poop on his head.
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Momo's bag now.
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My absolute favourite girl power: incredible violence!
The acoustics at this earth rumble place must be great. I don't see any microphones.
"That's what I paid for." Sokka is a simple creature at heart. Likes food and violence.
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Something very strange about this guy's face. I think his mouth moves but his eyes don't.
So apparently earthbending gets you mad air.
Oh! I get it. This is a WWE parody. Somebody on the writing team did their homework too. Don't ask me how I know, but this is a very accurate parody.
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Sokka thinks listening to big muscles is a very good idea actually.
And here's the heel. Complete with russian accent. And oddly homoerotic anthem. And cowardice when challenged! Yep, total heel.
I LOLed at the zamboni badgermoles and hockey organ.
She's like two feet tall!
I'm. in love.
I could watch little girls beat up grown men all day.
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Earthbending sonar?
Omigod it predicts. She can see moves before they happen.
Well it's a good thing Bumi said to look for someone who Waited and Listened rather than Watched.
"I don't really want to fight you. I want to talk to you." Says the guy who just volunteered, in front of a full stadium, to FIGHT her. Time and place, Aang.
Get back on the ground you flighty airbender. She sees with that ground. No fair.
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This is about the face I made when Aang pulled that move. Does this boy think at all? I love him, but what part of stealing her well-earned title is supposed to convince her to talk to him?
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You messed up.
I love sartorially inclined Sokka. It's a tiny an innocuous little trait, but it rounds out his character so well.
I get to watch two different girls terrorise idiots this episode. I am blessed.
So I'm guessing the two idiots at the earthbending academy are doing that excercise where kung fu people stick their hands in sand (I've seen videos of it) but it really looked like they were in the 'beat back the dough' phase of making bread.
In this universe of plot-convenient clothing blindness, how do Dumb and Dumber recognise Aang as the one who beat the Blind Bandit?
I think the voice actor for the dumb kid with actual hair did a bunch of voices in season 1. The soldier who gives Aang Bato's map comes to mind.
Have I said recently how much I love Sokka and Katara?
These wrestling guys keep switching between first and third person. Too many rocks to the head.
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This could be a board for a murder mystery board game. Or a map for a DND dungeon.
It's her hair. I thought the Blind Bandit had a cap type thing with a little brim for her costume, but it's just a pile of her hair? Like a beehive?
A lesson in character writing: if you want to make someone look super dumb, have them earnestly believe in the credentials and authenticity of a guy you have previously set up as a borderline con artist. Lookin at you, Blind Bandit's dad.
"Basic forms and breathing exercises only." That line is just so funny. And they're all so stupid. She snapped like half a dozen spines last night and this guy is preaching breathing exercises.
Wow! I hate her dad!
I hate him more!
Sokka going ham on some rice rather than listen to the idiots. Good priorities.
This passive aggressive fight between the girl and Aang at the dinner table is so fun.
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Looking for somewhere to store your meal after you've face planted into it? Try the top of your head!
I need to get a hold of some of those magic napkins. Wiped up a whole multicourse meal in like 5 seconds.
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That is indeed the appropriate reaction to this pint sized badass. Glad Aang is learning. (Also this episode needs more Appa. The last couple have been sadly bereft.)
Called it. Earthdending sonar. Or is it more like echolocation? No! Whiskers!
How does this pint sized badass - who if I am understanding correctly, is not known to exist outside the walls of her house - have more emotional intelligence than the entirety of the Gaang put together?
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So much for the guards in the garden. They'd actually be useful now.
Sokka. Priorities. Although given how many times Aang has escaped custody/kidnapping he's probably ok to take a minute to fangirl over an autograph.
These idiot parents don't know their daughter at all. That chafes.
"I'm not smiling." I LOLed at that too. Perfect delivery.
Hippo man having a snack before he gets down to business. No wonder he's missing teeth.
All this blind and tiny and helpless and fragile talk is really making me hope someone smacks the crap out of the dad. What an awful thing to say, nevermind saying it where your daughter can hear.
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SMACKDOWN INCOMING
This is gonna be good.
If this girl does join the Gaang the writers are going to have to nerf her in every major conflict. She's too powerful. I bet she could take on the firelord now.
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And that's why you don't announce sneak attacks.
So remember how Sokka was absolutely losing his shit over the Boulder? That's me right now.
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She waits. All these idiots are losing because they're getting impatient and attacking first. Which means that, to her senses, they're telegraphing their moves. That is so cool. And so is this visual.
Here's your chance Dad. Are you going to mess it up?
"I love fighting. I love being an Earthbender. And I'm really really good at it." me:
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I don't have words for how much I LOVE when little girls STAND UP for THEMSELVES and THEIR INTERESTS. This would have had me HOLLERING if I'd seen it as a kid. It was a message I needed to hear too.
Wow I want to kill her parents.
OH FUCK OFF
COME ON
You made my girl cry.
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Get wrecked belt stealer. I LOLed at this too.
Sokka just beaned a blind girl on the head. Not a good look. I laughed though.
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Fun fact: everyone in this picture is a piece of shit.
I haven't been this steamed since Zuko's dad burned half his face off.
Final Thoughts
IT WAS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, this episode feels like it's movie quality. This show is usually excellent, but this feels like a cut above. I feel like I could sense the love the writers, animators, voice actors, everyone had for this episode. They had a good time making it and were enthusiastic about it. And there were lots of tiny background details in this episode too. I'm sure I missed quite a few. Oh No! I'll have to rewatch it!
New team member! That hasn't happened since Momo. Actually, no wonder the episode was so good. Introducing the first new team member in at least a season's worth of episodes is a delicate operation. I bet they were workshopping this episode since early in the first season.
And Toph! (thank you credits for how to spell that - I was really hoping it wasn't Toff). Be still my heart I love Toph. She may well take Sokka's spot as my favourite character. Strength of character, self-assurance, emotional intelligence, badassery, mastery of violence, what's not to love!!!
How did she get so emotionally intelligent and articulate if her parents have kept her caged her whole life? I don't know but I'm not complaining!
How did her parents get away with caging her for her whole life? I do know (money) and I am complaining. Very much so. And yet Toph can still find it within herself to have an honest conversation with them, including apologising for leaving said cage. I never would have had the maturity to do that in a similar situation. I would have gone the Katara explosive rage route.
A little girl who stands up for herself. Against HER PARENTS. I just. Do you know how amazing that is? Especially in a kids' show? I was ROBBED by not being able to see this show when I was Toph's age.
Does bending work like a muscle, in that you build up stamina? Because if so, then Toph is the strongest human earthbender in the world by default. If she's using it in place of seeing, then she's using it 100% of the time that she's awake, all day every day. By the time she was like 5 years old she'd probably used her bending more than the average earthbender does in their whole lifetime.
My one complaint is Toph's voice. Nothing wrong with it; this is a me thing. It fits her perfectly, but my ears do not play well with nasal voices, which hers is. I had to rewind quite a few times and resorted to subtitles by the end. Hopefully I'll get used to it like I did Zuko's.
Sokka! My soon to be demoted beloved! He shone in this episode. I love that he has fashion sense and is not afraid to show it. I'm thinking, what with how hung up he was on masculinity at the start of the show, that the water tribes have a different conception of masculinity: one that classes fashionability as a masculine or gender neutral trait. Even back in season one it didn't take much to get Sokka into the Kyoshi warrior uniform, and he's shockingly good at applying face paint symmetrically. Which I still cannot do with winged eyeliner.
Katara! Not headed for a career in diplomacy but so satisfying to watch. I would love to have a Katara in my pocket that I could unleash on people. And her and Sokka bouncing off each other this episode was great. Every one was at peak performance this episode, except Aang. Not at his brightest this episode.
Checking for typos before I post this and I realise I'd already forgotten that Toph is blind! Just like in the Northern Air Temple, this is how you do disability right: as just a part of who they are, rather than an entire personality. This show is so good.
In sum, Toph:
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I'm at a credentialed entrance. Everyone has to have one of 5 credentials to come down here today. This is roughly the exact conversation I just had with two kids. (It's a sloped tunnel and they're on scooters)
"Do you have credentials?"
"Can we go down there?"
"Nope."
"Why?"
"Because you need credentials."
"What's going on?"
"There's an event here tomorrow, so they're loading it in."
"Oh. Can we just ride down the slope? Go look at the set up?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"Because you need credentials."
"Where do we get credentials?"
"The white tent over there had a list of names. They all get credentials."
*someone walks by* "Well, why does she get to go in?"
"Because she has credentials."
"What's the event? Is it a rave."
"Nope; Skateboarding."
"Can we go ride the track?"
"Nope. Ya need credentials."
"Is Tony Hawk gonna be here?"
"Probably." It's his event.
"Well, my dad owns the venue. Can I go in?"
"You need credentials."
"My dad's Tony Hawk."
"I don't care. You need credentials."
"My dad owns this lot."
"You need credentials."
"Can we get in tomorrow?"
"With a ticket, yes."
"Do the tickets cost money?"
"Probably."
"We're gonna go get our credentials."
And that was the last I saw them. 20 minutes ago.
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Crowley + Attachment Style
I was talking to @actual-changeling the other day about attachment styles, and they confirmed my idea that Crowley is, contrary to popular belief, not someone with an anxious attachment style. Rather, like Aziraphale, he exhibits signs of a fearful-avoidant/disorganized attachment style (just in a slightly different and less obvious way). I’ve had this draft kicking around since September (??? October?? time is an illusion), so enjoy my silly (not-so-little) ramblings. TW // discussion of child abuse (not explicit) Okay, I've seen a couple of discussions surrounding this (cue me doing a frantic, sleep-deprived Tumblr Literature Review approx. five minutes ago), so this is just me tossing two pennies into a fountain, shrugging, and walking away. I totally see how Crowley could be interpreted as having an anxious attachment style. At the same time, as someone with a fearful-avoidant/disorganized attachment style (thanks, dad! <3), I believe there's space to explore that as a possibility.
My credentials, you ask?? Decades of trauma and an intimate knowledge of what it's like to have a disorganized attachment style (I'm WORKING ON IT, okay?? lol). Also a fuckton of research. All sources will be linked because I am a professional (&lt;- LYING). Okay, so let's do a quick crash course on attachment theory as a concept itself, and then shift into manifestations of disorganized attachment style (I'm going to call it "DAS" for short bc I'm tired). I'm doing this as a formality, because let's be honest. Would you be in this fandom without having had experienced at least some measure of childhood trauma? What is Attachment Theory? (source) "Attachment theory, in developmental psychology, [is] the theory that humans are born with a need to form a close emotional bond with a caregiver and that such a bond will develop during the first six months of a child’s life if the caregiver is appropriately responsive." There are a variety of attachment styles, each of which differently predicts how an individual will react in interpersonal situations according to how they were raised. While there are, obviously, further nuances to this, a core group of four feature most prominently:
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Let's go deeper. What does it mean to have a DAS? In short, a DAS (also known as "fearful-avoidant attachment style") often comes about as a result of childhood abuse. The child relies upon the caregiver to ensure their (the child's) survival. However, when the parent is abusive (physically, emotionally, verbally, etc.), this obviously poses a threat to the wellbeing of the child. So they develop this deep-rooted sense of distrust and fear. It helps me to think of it as a flame: you want to be warmed by the heat of the fire, but if you get too close, you'll get burnt. Consequently, you're trapped in this wavering "too close", "too far" situation. One of the best explanations I've read with regards to DAS is from this source:
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Separation and abandonment (though most likely to produce an organized form of attachment, such as anxious or avoidant) can lead to the establishment of a DAS:
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(source) After experiencing abuse and abandonment in Heaven, and again as a Fallen angel, Crowley has, like Aziraphale, been exposed to conditions that would create this particular attachment style (for a further explanation of Aziraphale's DAS, see this post). However, as I mentioned in the above linked post,
In contrast, Crowley has a more nuanced, consequentialist view of morality. Having Fallen, having intimately known the depths of what both Heaven and Hell are capable of (e.g., his time in Hell post-1827), he isn't living with this unpredictable "parent"--he solidly understands that the existing system is fundamentally wrong.
At times, he does experience what appears to be ambivalence (or, more likely, a sense of deep-rooted loss and abandonment):
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However, the Final Fifteen emphasizes that this lingering mindset is overridden by the acknowledgment of an innately harmful structure:
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Having established this, what does Crowley's DAS look like + how does it differ from Aziraphale's? Well, in my research, I would posit "compulsive caregiving" plays a role. Compulsive Caregiving What is "compulsive caregiving"? It's a form of DAS that emerges as a result of specific developmental conditions. Having their needs (or QUESTIONS) ignored or else punished by a caregiver, a child may learn to "never ask for anything", and instead care for others, often sacrificing their own wellbeing/needs for the sake of the other party (see further explanations below).
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(Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4)
Here, we can see how Crowley might fall into the category of "compulsive care-giving". Both he and Azi try to protect each other to a severe degree, but Crowley's compulsivity might be a bit more apparent in this regard. He's learned not to ask for the things he wants (avoidant manifestation), but he also feels a desperate need to prove himself and protect Aziraphale through compulsive caregiving (anxious manifestation). It's only with his back pressed against the figurative wall in the Final Fifteen (or on the brink of Armageddon in season 1) that he is able to say it plainly. The Push-And-Pull of DAS As has been discussed so many times previously, this idea of ambivalence also features prominently in the relationship between Crowley and Aziraphale themselves. There's a constant push-and-pull in their dynamic, as evidenced below: Aziraphale refers to him as a friend, he compliments him, exists in close quarters with him, etc...
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But he also pushes Crowley away and consistently reiterates the categorical black-and-white thinking of Heaven/Hell.
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[Disclaimer: I acknowledge that this wavering attitude, while infuriating and unfair to Crowley, is also largely as a result of religious trauma; Aziraphale needs some serious therapy. As we see exhibited throughout the Final Fifteen, Aziraphale still believes that Heaven is, fundamentally, good (or at least holds the capacity to become good). This doesn't negate the fact that he loves Crowley, but it does impact the way he views the two of them and their relationship, causing a significant strain and eventual break in their bond].
So we have the root, we have the manifestations within the other party, but how does this DAS figure within Crowley's character itself? Manifestations of DAS in Adulthood
Speaking from personal experience, DAS can manifest in adult life in several ways. In the present day, I tend to (But not always! I'm getting better, lol) attach myself to people who are touch-and-go; who variously show me affection and disinterest (*cough cough* my ex-bsf). Often, when I felt like the other person was pulling away/withdrawing, I would also pull away. Because my caregivers flipped between rage and calm, venom-spitting hatred and comforting affection very, very quickly and very, very easily, I had to constantly be on edge, anticipating my next move and ready to go into resolution/fawning mode ("compulsive caretaking") at the drop of a hat. And that notion of push-and-pull, "never really knowing where you stand" is what I grew up thinking of as love. This pulling away in the face of perceived rejection can also point to issues with self-esteem...
SIDEBAR: CROWLEY AND SELF-ESTEEM The way Crowley is written with regards to his trauma responses is so interesting and also so real to me. We have this entity who has spent the better part of six thousand years (likely more, because we don't have a definitive timeline for the Fall) believing he is so thoroughly and utterly unwanted as to be pushed to the underbelly of the Universe, hidden away amongst sulphur and agony and absence.
Speaking as someone with ah...childhood...uh. issues (sure, let's call it that. why not?), after being told that you are disgusting, horrible, unworthy, etc. so many times, you begin to believe it. And because, as children, we're forced to rely on primary caregivers, often the only way to maintain that connection lies in the internalization of that unworthiness, to the point where it's difficult to separate you from these ideas of worthlessness. And because you've experienced it so consistently throughout your life, you also come to anticipate rejection; you look for it everywhere, feeling as though it's right around the corner. Therefore, to kind of pre-emptively avoid emotional harm (or because you feel unworthy of asking for more or for reassurance), you cauterize the figurative wound and pull away. We'll come back to this idea in a couple moments! Returning to the main point, let's look at these markers of a DAS more broadly:
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Let's go through each of these, step-by-step. Again, remember, not all of these symptoms have to be present all of the time. These are the ones I see most prominently in Crowley (of course, please, please, please feel free to correct me or build on this! i'm in NO way an expert).
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"You find it difficult to open up to others" + "You tend to keep conversations on the surface level because it's uncomfortable to be vulnerable"
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"You have a negative self-view of both yourself and others" (mostly himself, in this case!)
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"You often dissociate from your emotions" + "You withdraw when you feel vulnerable or emotional" For this one, I'm just going to invite you to read Alex's post here. They phrase it better than I ever could, lol.
SIDEBAR #2: Withdrawal + Good Omens Lockdown @yowlthinks also made an excellent point regarding something i said here. In the Good Omens Lockdown audio clip, we notice Crowley pushing the boundary line, forthrightly offering to come over to the bookshop and stay for a while at the height of the pandemic (see below):
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When Aziraphale outright rejects him, Crowley recoils and quickly says goodbye, intending to set his alarm for July. Here, we see the way in which disorganized attachment operates as a fusion of both anxious and avoidant behaviours; despite wanting to be close, he pulls back immediately and (presumably) resolves not to discuss the fact that he lost his flat and is now sleeping in his Bentley. (As my former philosophy professors have tried to impress upon me so many times,) It's important we consider alternative explanations. It could be possible that this is just him respecting Aziraphale's boundaries and returning to practices that seek to remedy the whole "you go too fast for me" issue. However, this kind of behaviour occurs time and time again, establishing a pattern that goes beyond simply protecting Azi's boundaries, and may index a desire to keep himself safe through emotional avoidance. "You have a hard time self-soothing your emotions" [insert lightning scene here]. He's trying, you guys. He's trying so hard, but it's difficult (and i'd genuinely like to get a scene in s3 where he's allowed to be well and truly angry. no, i'm totally not projecting, why do you ask? what are u, a cop???)! It seems that he turns to repression in the absence of actual emotional processing or soothing (until it comes out all at once, in the case of the lightning). This makes sense, as well, considering there have been very few instances in which he's been truly comforted or soothed by others. Not having comfort modelled to him, combined with his pre-existing low self-esteem helps to illuminate why he turns to repression opposed to taking time to care for himself, etc. Broader Implications + S3 Speculation Alright, we're almost done, I promise! So we've established (or at the very least, put forth an argument for) disorganized attachment in Anthony Janthony Crowley. What does this mean in the context of where we left things off at the end of S2? From my perspective, it means that what happened was completely in-character for both of them. Aziraphale's DAS manifests in more of the traditional, hot-and-cold fearful-avoidance. For Crowley, his caretaking compulsivity finally snapped in the Final Fifteen; Heaven is one place he cannot follow, and exhausted, he walks away (only to stand out on the street, further pointing to the anxious/avoidant duality). I would argue that there was no trick, nothing in the coffee, no coded messages, etc. Rather, like humans, they are both shaped by their trauma and responded in accordance with this. (@actual-changeling has some excellent metas where they further expand on the idea that there was no trick involved in the final fifteen: x. this meta too!: x. massive credit to them, as always hehe)
What about in S3? Speaking from personal experience (because the surrounding literature wasn't super helpful haha), a disorganized attachment style must be unlearned, with a few key factors at play: Since DAS is grounded in formative experiences of volatility, the survival of the individual has to be decoupled from the preservation of connection (with family members, partners, friends, etc.); more specifically, your worth and ability to persist is not dependent on maintaining connection with another. This is incredibly difficult to unlearn when you've experienced it for a couple decades, let alone so many thousands of years. t h e r a p y (pls neil, i need an episode where it’s just Crowley going to see a psychiatrist and he breaks down crying and it’s like “oh yeah. that was really fucked up what happened to me”. again. totally not projecting! <- as always, don’t actually send stuff like this to Neil). Okay, finally. We're at the end. I apologize for the sheer length of this analysis. I had to cut it off here, because the original was going to be wayyyyy longer with more discussion/analysis/etc. However. I am TIRED. So here you go! ✨TaH DaH! ✨ (please don't yell at me ajsdlasjkd. i love azi and crowley both so much and this is just my own interpretation/opinion as someone with a disorganized attachment style lol)
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‘My dad and my uncles used to go on track with their street bikes and sometimes I had the possibility to go with them and I was so excited to see them riding,’ says the 25-year-old Italian, who looks more like a philosophy student than a mean, lean motorcycle racer. ‘I remember perfectly when my dad got his Aprilia RSV4, the one with the trick taillight, and I thought how beautiful it was.’
‘Then I remember one of my uncles arriving at my home to call my dad to go for a ride and hearing the dry clutch of his Ducati 996. So from a very young age I was inside that world and every time Valentino was on TV we cheered for him. I was so happy when he was winning and I was crying when he didn't win the title in 2006. I believed a lot in him when he was at Ducati but it didn't work.’
That performance won him a ride in the 2013 Moto3 world championship but the step was too big. He didn’t score a point all year and wandered around the paddock, a lost, forlorn 16-year-old. Bizarrely, this proved to be his greatest fortune, because Rossi and lifelong sidekick Uccio Salucci saw talent inside the morose teenager. ‘I remember meeting Uccio for the first time at Brno,’ Bagnaia recalls. ‘He told me to smile more, because whenever he saw me I was angry or unhappy. A few weeks later Uccio called my dad and they had a meeting at Phillip Island. They discussed their new project for young riders, the VR46 Academy - I became one of the first academy riders.’
‘I didn't work with psychologists because I think the people that can help you more are the people around you. I love it when those people tell me what they think about me and what I need to improve.’
Bagnaia is so different from his mentor - quiet, humble and hardly bubbling with charisma - but perhaps he will get more interesting with age (riders usually do). However, he does already have some rock-and-roll credentials: during MotoGP’s 2022 summer break he went clubbing in Ibiza with Rossi and the rest of the VR46 clan. On the way home he stuck his car in a ditch and got nicked for drink-driving. This misdemeanour got him into big trouble with many, but not so long ago it was pretty much compulsory for motorcycle racers to get drunk and drive their cars into ditches. At least that episode proved Bagnaia isn’t as squeaky clean as he seems.
Archive|Bike Magazine February 2023
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I was thinking about Sam running off to Flagstaff in relation to Dean going to Sonny's. Must have been about the same time if Sam was 12.
So is it that no one was super concerned when Dean 'was missing' for months so Sam thought his 2 week adventure was no big deal.
Or was Dean left at Sonny's as punishment for losing Sam.
Neither paint a great picture of John, but the first does make Sam's attitude to running away more understandable (plus John's constant disappearing act wouldn't help). Either way, I think s5 sam is still immature enough to think 'you left, dad left, whys it only a problem when I do'.
So, 5.16 doesn't mention Sam's age when he ran away, but I estimated around 12 because of 11.08 "Just My Imagination", and how it centers around Sam considering running away for the first time as a kid. Though it isn't to get away from their dad—it's neglect that drives him, and then he ends up leaving to find and join John and Dean on their hunt without John's permission to try and prove himself. I actually went back to double check though, and 11.08 takes place in 1992, so Sam was actually around 10. This doesn't give us a very solid timeline—just enough to say Flagstaff probably happened after Sam turned 10. "Bad Boys" takes place in 1995, when Sam is around 12. Sam's dietary preference for "Funions and Mr. Pibb" probably still suggests he was young—from 10-13 when Flagstaff happened—because by 1997 flashbacks in 4.13 "After School Special", Sam has settled on college as his method of escape, and I don't think his hopes for full ride scholarships mesh with plots to run away and have to fend for himself. In fact, I am fairly certain Sam spent all of high school with his nose stuck in a book at every possible moment. Having to worry about his own food or lodging or the lack of credentials being a runaway wouldn't be logical in achieving his goal.
It's very possible Flagstaff happens after "Bad Boys", but it's also possible it happens before. That said, the story John told Sam about Flagstaff was that Dean got lost on a hunt, and John had to go and find him. He dropped Sam off at Bobby's for a couple of months, making Sam think John was actually searching for Dean that whole time:
Yeah. Uh, y-you disappeared. Dad came back. You were gone. He shipped me off to Bobby's for a couple months and went and… found you. You were lost on a hunt or something.
Did "Lost on a hunt" mean John told Sam that Dean got captured by a monster, or that Dean left Sam alone to hunt on his own...? Hard to say.
That said, we also get this nugget from Dean in 14.12 "Prophet and Loss":
I know things got dicey… you know, with dad… the way he was. And I just… I didn’t always look out for you the way that I should’ve. I mean, I had my own stuff, you know. In order to keep the peace, it probably looked like I took his side quite a bit. Sometimes when I was… when I was away, you know it wasn’t ‘cause I just ran out, right? Dad would… he would send me away when I really pissed him off. I think you knew that.
I have no beef with Sam running away, as I have said a couple of times now. I don't care if Sam runs away. In the case of Flagstaff—kids, especially, run away. I just think that from Dean's side, what hurts the most is that Sam never thinks back and reexamines running away to Flagstaff as an adult, and thinks about how dangerous it was, and how terrified Dean must have been, and how angry their father must have been with Dean.
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Agnosis | Eddie Munson Fanfiction
chapter three: take me to the top
wc: 1,028
synopsis and masterlist here
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Paige convinced Eddie to come into work with her today. She thinks it's time for him to sign his contract and she keeps pestering him to do it. He agrees to come in with her if he can speak to her higher ups to negotiate the terms of the deal.
"Three months instead of six." Eddie says with as stern of a tone that he can muster. It still comes out sounding a little like he's asking if that would be okay.
"Three months?" Paige says.
"Three months and then I can decide whether I want to sign a longer deal or not. Kind of like a test run. I already have most of the record written I just have to record and we can get right to distribution and advertising. We can do that in three months" Eddie says.
"What about a tour?" Paige says.
"That'll happen with the next contract." He pauses. "If I decide to sign the next one, that is."
"I don't understand you Ed. You come across the country for this deal I got you and you're not even sure if you really want it" Paige says.
"Three months and you'll sign?" Paige's boss interrupts.
Eddie turns away from Paige and faces him, surprised that his offer worked. "Yes."
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A week later, Eddie is back at WR Records, finally signing the contract. He's practically beaming as they go over recording schedules and photoshoot sessions. There's only one person he's thinking of calling about all this.
So he gets back to his trailer, and he does.
"Hello?" she says.
"Hi" he smiles at the sound of her voice. "What are you up to?"
"Just watching a video. You?" she says.
"I kinda just signed a record deal at WR Records." he says with a smirk.
She jumps up in her seat. "Holy shit! What?! Eddie that's huge!"
"I know! So I was wondering, do you want to go out to celebrate with me?" he asks sweetly. "Please?"
She can hear his playful pout over the phone and giggles. "Yeah! What are we doing?"
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Eddie holds the door open to the arcade for her. "And then I have a recording appointment on Friday" he finishes catching her up on everything, including the events in Hawkins that led up to now. She listened to it all, feeling empathetic to some of it, especially the bits including his dad. But she was ultimately proud of and excited for him.
"I'm gonna get quarters from the counter. I'll be right back." Eddie smiles and walks away as she scans the game selection.
"Where do we start?" he asks as he comes back.
"Air Hockey?" she smiles.
They're currently on their fifth game. They're tied 2-2 and whoever wins this has the game. Eddie is so competitive that it's almost nerve wracking to play with him. His eyes watch hers and quickly detect what move she plans on making next. They flicker from her eyes to her hands quickly as his ringed fingers grip the striker tightly and sees the puck come towards him. He bites his lip slightly in focus as he takes a final strike and makes it to her goal.
"Ha!" he jumps up.
"Shit!" she says.
He laughs mischievously. "Alright, skee-ball next" he says as he makes his way around the table and holds his hand out.
She holds his hand with a bit of a flustered smile and they make their way to the skee-ball machines. "I kinda suck at skee-ball" she admits as he puts quarters in.
"Oh yeah? I could give you pointers" he smiles and looks at her for confirmation before putting quarters into the second machine.
"Okay yeah" she says.
He puts his quarters back in his pocket and walks over to the ready one. He makes a shot and it goes right into the 100 pointer. "Just so you trust my teaching credentials" he teases. She rolls her eyes and he chuckles.
"Is it alright if I guide you?" Eddie asks with a smile as he stands behind her and his hands hover near her waist.
"Yeah" she says a bit shyly, feeling kinda flustered about it.
He fixes her stance and she swears his hands are gonna burn a hole through her hips as her cheeks flush. She can feel his breathing against her ear as he fixes her arm and guides her aim. "Okay now aim for the 40" he says softly.
She makes her shot and it goes in. They both jump and cheer. Eddie takes the machine next to her and they play together.
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After a few hours of playing different games, ocasional touching, laughing, and talking, they start to walk towards the exit of the arcade.
She notices a photo booth.
"Let's get our photos taken!" she drags him in and he laughs.
Eddie puts quarters in and they get ready to take four photos. They can't help but notice how awfully close they are in such a tight space.
"3...2...1" they smile, Eddie has his arm around her.
They keep looking at each other like they're planning something for one of the pictures, the tension between them is rising.
"3...2...1" they have scary faces on for this one as if they're screaming.
She decides to go for it. She pulls his cheek so that he's facing her and they smile at each other as she leans in to kiss him. He immediately reciprocates and kisses her back softly.
"3...2...1" they slowly break the kiss and they're both smiling like idiots. Eddie has a bit of lipstick on his mouth and she wipes it off gently with a giggle.
"3...2...1" she kisses his cheek and he has a big giddy smile on his face.
As they step out and wait for the pictures to print, they realize that only one strip came out.
"Guess we're just gonna have to do another one. Maybe we should recreate that third picture four more times, just to make sure we captured it" Eddie says with a smile as he pulls her back into the booth.
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white-eden · 1 month
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Park Haneul can topple nations if she so desired and she doesn’t even know it. She’s too sweet to consider it. She’s really out here living her best life with her husband and their army of shadow children lol
She’s honestly living my cottagecore dream if she starts growing plants and stuff in the shadow world! Sure, her cottage is a castle and the wildlife (wait does that mean technically life like birds and deer could survive in Jinwoo’s shadow world now that she’s there to making it all Green™️) are the undead but she’s got it.
ALSO! Haneul doesn’t just have a green thumb for plants, she’s got one for people. She’s helping Jinwoo grow just like she helps her plants. A little nudge here and there and some water and love go a long way. No wonder he’s feral over his wife
She could but Haneul is the type to see if there's a way to fix things like a normal human should do... "talking, being honest, find a common ground so everyone is satisfied and there's no need to shed blood," she's not like her hubby who with a single glare or the sharpness of his daggers would keep anyone in check.
That's one of the reasons why Haneul only have her credential as hunter, but doesn't use it. Yes, monsters are scary and the portals caused too much damage, and I quote fixes her glasses, "humans are more scary than any S-rank monster."
And you'll going to read it and if everything goes well... see it too.
Since is the shadow realm and probably never ever received a single ray of sun, it's going to be hard for anything to grow until one of the shadows during a sparring notice a little flower growing.
But no one saw it important and though it was one of those idk poisonous plants (idk think of any plant that can grow in the underworld but only there from any game/show... )
Then weeks later they see a butterfly, but not one of.... ***** *** that's a real butterfly.
And slowly life starts to grow and adapt in that world, it's going to take time for the miasma who the only ones who aren't affected are anyone who have the Shadow Monarch's blessing or someone in the same range of power, they still get affected but only in a small scale.
This is just an example for what I think
If someone like Antares who doesn't have the blessing (like an invitation) to step whenever he wants into the shadow realm, the only thing he would notice is the smell. The change of temperature (idk how is the shadow realm, is there a map? i need to reread the LN and SLR too but agh...)
From the very beginning I kind of image the shadow realm like in the Divine Comedy, with sections for everything and i wanted to add places for souls to be judged (idk its from the Divine Comedy but Saint Seiya gave me ideas) and I find could to put Beru, Igris and Bellion as the three judges.
Geez... I started rambling a lot... and even shared too much... but anyways you see this big ass place all gloomy, dark, with some souls here and there, and then poof... flowers blooming slowly.
Another thing to add is that I have some designs in mind for some animals that later changed to adapt.
While with Jinwoo she encourage him. Yeah, he's weak and thinks hes not good looking and many times he doubts if it's ok for him to be with Haneul or if she should be with someone else. There can be sometimes when he would put some space between them and she respect them UNTIL she have enough. She let him sort things out by himself but when she sees that Jinwoo can do it, them it's time for them to talk heart to heart. Haneul hates the smell of korean food for certain reasons I'll share later. But she can endure all that if it means cooking something for Jinwoo when he feels down, or for Jinah.
To listen their stories about their mom and what she or their dad use to cook and you know what? She would learn how to cook it because she knows how important is for them. And yes, she fails many times but when she manage to grasp it, it made Jinah almost tear up because for the first time she felt like her mom and dad were there with them.
That's what Jinwoo see, that's how he grows and changes for good.
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duhragonball · 1 year
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Dragon Ball Super 090
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“Hey you.  Let’s fight.”
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“Them’s fightin’ words!”
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All right, so Piccolo has finished drilling Gohan and they both seem confident that he’s back to his full strength.  But Piccolo wants to test that out and he only knows one way to do that: Clobbering Goku.  So they arrange a little 2v2 match on top of a mesa, with Tournament of Power rules.
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Roshi and Chiaotzu bear witness.  You know, nobody ever brought up having Chiaotzu on the team.  Sure he’s got a terrible win-loss record, but who’s to say he hasn’t been training like a maniac this whole time?  If all these other characters can stand up to Super Saiyan Blue now, maybe Chiaotzu can smoke all their asses.
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Nice shot of the Milky Way.  Well, North Galaxy.  Whatever.  It’s pretty, is what I’m trying to say.
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So it’s a 2-on-2 match, but Tien pretty quickly ceases to be a factor.  Gohan’s a house of fire, and he’s mainly gunning for Goku, but he and Piccolo have coordinated their attacks, while Goku and Tien haven’t seen each other in months. 
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So while Goku fights Gohan, he tells Tien to focus on Piccolo, who’s currently charging up for some big attack.  Tien goes for Ki Ko Ho, but Gohan has it scouted.  He shoots an attack that sets off an explosion in front of Tien, spoiling his aim.
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Then Gohan lures Goku into the range of Piccolo’s attack, which turns out to be the explosive wave he used way back in the 23rd Budokai.  It engulfs the whole mesa, which is bad for their opponents since the mesa is the ring.
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And Goku seems to weather the storm okay, but that just leaves him wide open for a heavy punch from Gohan.  See what I mean about how they coordinated their attacks?
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At this point the entire mesa is a crater, and Tien asks everyone to stop fighting.  But Gohan wants more, so he challenges Goku to a one-on-one fight.  Goku agrees.
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Meanwhile... oh fuck, it’s Gowasu.  Way to suck all the life out of the party, Episode 90.  Okay, so he’s supposed to choose a team for Universe 10, except he’s so overwhelmed by the task that he’s paralyzed with doubt.  Also he’s still reeling from that whole business with Zamasu. 
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Then Rumsshi, the Destroyer for U10, shows up and criticizes him for overthinking the problem.  The key is not to use your head, but to use your body to choose a team.  What the hell does that mean?
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Then he reveals that he already went out and recruited a team while Gowasu was sweating it out.  Well, why didn’t he just tell him that in the first place?  Of course, this reveal is kind of stupid when nine of these guys are wearing robes so you can’t see them.  Although I don’t know why the leader is disrobed since we don’t know anything about him, either.
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Rumsshi says the theme to this group is muscle, but I seem to recall one of these fighters was a scrawnly little lady with butterfly wings.  Still they all drink protein shakes to prove their jock credentials.  Gowasu isn’t convinced, but since he couldn’t make any decisions himself, there really isn’t any choice.  That sums up Gowasu pretty well.
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Now that that’s over, let’s get back to.... Super Saiyan 2 Goku?  Awwww yeah.  I’d like to think he’s using this form to open as a sort of tribute to Gohan, who pioneered the form, but I’m probably reading too much into it. 
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I love this whole episode, but I especially love this fight.  There’s not a lot to say about it, since it’s just Goku and Gohan hitting each other very hard.  But this is very satisfying for a lot of reasons.  When Goku came back for the 25th Budokai, Gohan was looking forward to fighting his dad in the ring, and then Majin Buu happened and it all fell through.  So now we’re finally getting that payoff. 
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Goku has the edge here, as he seems to take more initiative.  For example, he uses Instant Transmission to ping-pong Gohan around some buttes, which obscures Gohan’s line of sight long enough for Goku to set up a Kamehameha.  But Gohan just turns and fires his own right on the spot.  So it’s like he’s taking Goku’s best tactics and matching them with raw power. 
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However, Goku slips away from the beam struggle and blindsides Gohan before he can react, which is pretty slick. 
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And yet Gohan is still able to keep Goku at bay.  Each time Goku out-finesses him, Gohan just drops another hurtin’ bomb.
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Mmmph!
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Damn!
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Meanwhile, Vegeta can sense this from all the way in West City, and he likes it a lot.  I’m sure he’s looking forward to the day when he can fight his own kids in a match like this. 
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Gohan challenges Goku to fight him with his full power, so Goku goes Blue, but Gohan wants everything, so...
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Super Saiyan Blue Kaio-ken it is. 
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So they have this big collision in mid-air, and they do the anime thing where they show both guys immediately after they collide, and then one of them passes out.
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Gohan manages to throw one more punch, but he runs out of gas before his fist can connect.  He’s done.
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Goku lets him fall for a bit, then teleports to catch him. 
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And everyone’s all smiles and Gohan’s satisfied that he impressed his dad.  Very nice, very cool and good.
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Aw, and there’s the martial arts bow.  This is so heartwarming. 
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And before we sign off, Goku announces that he’s chosen a team captain for Universe 7, and it’s Gohan. 
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Some hearty thumbs-ups are exchanged and it’s smiles all around. 
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Oh, and they’re still putting the ring together.
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borahaerhy · 10 months
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Sorting the BTS Members into Hogwarts Houses bc I can
My credentials: I have two hyper fixations in my life, the only two things I actually care about, the only two things I spend all day and night thinking about and they are: Harry Potter and BTS.
Without further ado, here is how I would sort them
THERE ARE ONLY TWO THAT I AM CERTAIN OF, ONLY TWO THAT I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE THAT THEY ARE IN THESE HOUSES AND THEY ARE: 
Jung Hoseok: Hufflepuff
Where tf else would he go
Sweetie pie
Chill
Always trying to be nice to everyone and make everyone seem loved and appreciated 
Possibly a stoner 
OBSCENELY humble and cool 
Mom Friend™
Min Yoongi: Slytherin
Smart as fuck
Knows what he’s good at and doesn’t need any validation whatsoever 
Not unwilling to cheat in order to win a game 
Along that note: Competitive 
EXTREMELY prideful in where he came from
Confident 
NOW AS FOR THE NEXT TWO, I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN ON WHAT HOUSE THEY WOULD BE PLACED IN, BUT I COULD SEE ARGUMENTS MADE FOR OTHERS. THEY ARE: 
Kim Seokjin: Gryffindor (?)
Cool Guy™
Funny, class clown type 
Studies well, but prefers to do just about anything else 
Competative, but moreso in theory
Like he goes to all the quidditch matches and screams so loudly for his team, and talks made shit on whoever they’re playing against, but would never actually play the sport. 
Overly Confident 
HOWEVER
I could literally see him being sorted into any of the houses and it making sense. 
Hufflepuff? 
Sure, he’s a chill guy. 
Prefers to spend his time relaxing rather than doing things
Has known how to sneak into the kitchens since first year, and does it almost nightly. 
Ravenclaw? 
Why not? He’s smart and works hard 
Dad jokes are basically cheesy riddles, so he can get into the common room no problem 
Would probably be studying anything other than what’s been assigned to him. 
Slytherin? 
He might not fit in perfectly, but the traits are there
Smart mouthed and overly confident 
Doesn’t need validation from anyone 
Competative - very okay with cheating/lying in order to win the game 
It’s all in the name of fun, right? 
He could be literally any of them bro idek at this point.
Kim Taehyung: Hufflepuff
All for chilling the fuck out
Sporatically hyper 
Also possibly a stoner 
Doesn’t like when others are left out 
LOVES ANIMALS 
Also class clown vibes but more like he just wasn’t paying attention and was accidentally funny when he was called on
BUT I could see the argument for Ravenclaw:
So smart bro 
Would have an absolute blast with the riddles 
Probably loves researching niche topics that have nothing to do with anything but he’d much rather know if polyjuice potion would give it’s user the same ailments as the person they’re becoming than complete the essay McGonogall assigned two weeks ago 
You can’t really tell if he's just really smart or a little crazy (affectionate) 
NOW, WE MOVE ONTO THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE, FOR HE IS SPLIT DEADASS DOWN THE MIDDLE BETWEEN TWO HOUSES, AND I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME DECIDE WHICH ONE IS MORE ACCURATE. I PRESENT TO YOU: 
Park Jimin: Slytherin/Hufflepuff
He’s a Slytherin because: 
Smart, but make it mischievous 
Knows exactly how to get what he wants 
Very sure of himself 
C O M P E T A T I V E 
Get’s top grades and will tell everyone about it 
Generally not unwilling to cut a bitch 
But he’s a Hufflepuff because:
The most loyal and empathetic man to maybe have ever existed 
Will do anything to make his friends/loved ones happy 
There are more important things than academics (still gets top grades though)
Generally not unwilling to cut a bitch 
AND FINALLY, THIS LAST SECTION COULD’VE GONE INTO THE SECOND SECTION JUST FINE, BUT I’M PETTY AND DISAGREE WITH NAMJOON’S SORTING DECISIONS (that he made like 7 years ago) AND LIKE I CAN SEE HIS POINT BUT HE’S SO WRONG. FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, WE HAVE: 
Jeon Jungkook: Ravenclaw/Gryffindor 
He’s a Ravenclaw because: 
Very smart, and he definitely prides himself on it to some degree
A true Jack of all Trades 
Wants to be the best at everything, and is very willing to work towards getting it
Namjoon said he’d be a Ravenclaw (and who am I to argue with Joonie?) 
But he’s a Gryffindor because: 
Outwardly, he’s the most Gryffindor person you could get 
Competative 
Athletic 
Academically driven 
Popular Jock type 
A mischievous little shit 
Seriously, would make the Marauders proud 
But he would take the house cup so fucking seriously guys 
I cannot stress that enough 
If they lost even one of the years he attended Hogwarts
He’d never let it go. It would keep him up at night for years to come 
(And I feel like that’s a very Gryffindor trait)
(Turns out I’m very willing to argue with Joonie. Sorry, babe)
Note: Regardless of all of this, I think it'd would be hilarious if Jungkook was still sorted into Ravenclaw. He's just outwardly extremely Gryffindor, bringing complete chaos and unprecedented success to Ravenclaw that they haven't seen in centuries. 10/10 concept.
SPEAKING OF JOON: 
Kim Namjoon: Gryffindor/Ravenclaw 
He’s a Gryffindor Because: 
Outrageous amounts of leadership potential 
Because Namjoon said he’d be a Gryffin– damn I already made that joke
But he’s a Ravenclaw because: 
Do I really have to say it? 
The smartest person I’ve never met 
An actual genius 
Would get top grades but only because he’s smart so everyone expects him to 
Would much rather be researching literally anything else 
Animagi 
Unicorns
The Philosopher's Stone
Literally anything because he’s in a magic school and anything’s possible 
(He would also be muggleborn, but that’s more of my own headcannon)
Really couldn’t give a fuck less about Quidditch 
Or winning the house cup 
Wtf is house pride? I’m just here to read, man
ALSO, in my PROFESSIONAL OPINION, he would really fw Divination, and I generally just don't think Gryffindor's really do, because it's so theoretical.
If you have any other points that I've overlooked please let me know, I love talking about this kind of shit.
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dreamerspic3girl · 6 months
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The Walking Dead (TWD). Rick Grimes's daughter; Jessie Rae Grimes.
*If you would like to send me feedback after reading, that would help me decide to continue*
*Warning this is a very long piece of writing...*
*Warning this is all in the context of Jessie Rae Grimes characteristics, and her backstory before the outbreak*
☝Informational headlines☝
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*Jessie Rae Grimes's family, and their connections/ slash relationship statuses*
Dad: Rick Grimes 
*Jessie's relationship with Rick: Jessie & Rick have a very deep bond. Jessie is a daddies girl through and through. Rick sees this, and cherishes it, and holds onto it. Rick Understands Jessie on a deep level, because he sees so much of himself in Jessie. This helps the two, to have a very loving, sweet, calm, funny, and sarcastic relationship.*
Mom: Lori Grimes
*Jessie's relationship with Lori: This one is complicated... Jessie loves her mom deeply... Although, her mother does pisses her off... She feels that she can never be herself, because she is so different from her mother. Lori never actually understood Jessie, at least not the way you would hope for a mother to understand her daughter... And since Jessie has already been a little broke with her mother, she can't help but have a shield up, or have a certain tone, or attitude Lori. Which usually happens when shes had a shitty day, if not she's still respectful, because her mother and father raised her right. And Jessie is a very obedient girl when it comes to her being with her parents.*
Brother: Carl Grimes
*Jessie's relationship with Carl: Jessie being the oldest, feels that she has a responsibility to be more responsible, or strong for her parents, and Carl. So she often is playfully rough with Carl, while caring for him, and giving him a helping hand when he needs it*
Half sister *Not until further into the TV show*: Judith Grimes
*Jessie's relationship with Judith: Jessie absolutely adores, and loves Judith. She's much older than Judith, so she feels a feeling of protectiveness over Judith, so she takes part in watching over Judith dearly.*
Present uncle: Shane Walsh
*Jessie's relationship with Shane: Another complicated one... She likes Shane, being that he is basically her uncle considering how long she has known him through her dad. He's nice, and protective, so she didn't see the harm in him... Although... After the outbreak, she ended up hating him... Mainly because he thought he had the dare to have sex, or be with Lori, just because they thought Rick was dead... Jessie did not even come close to being okay, or accepting anyone else in the space of a father figure, that her dad was in, not Shane.*
Future uncle: *Not until later into the TV show*: Daryl Dixon
*Jessie's relationship with Daryl: They have a sarcastic and chill relationship. Jessie begins to like him more as time goes on. He begins to be a very good person in the group, and he is always there for her dad's plans or ideas, and that makes Jessie feel like she could trust Daryl more. Also he's very chill, and he does care, even if he tries to hide it...*
Future stepmom: *Not until later into the TV show*: Michonne (Hawthorn, then Grimes)
*Jessie's relationship with Michonne: Jessie loves Michonne. She loves the protective side of Michonne, and how independent she is. So she knows Michonne will understand her, unlike her bio mother, Lori.*
Half brother: *Not until later into the TV show: Rick Jr Grimes
*Jessie's relationship with Rick Jr: Their relationship is fine, she cares about him because, Jessie just loves her family deeply, and will do anything for them. So she feels a pull to protect him, especially since he is much younger than her*
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*Jessie Rae Grimes's main credentials, and physical appearance*
Jessie is 13  years old
She is 5’6 (in height)
And is born on: 10/21/1990
Jessie Rae Grimes, looks a lot like her father, tall for her age, and her facial figures are almost exactly like Rick Grimes her father. She has her mothers figure (Lori Grimes), only Jessie Rae Grimes is stronger. Jessie Rae Grimes is a long haired brunette girl with bright blue eyes. She has a strong jawline, like her dad. Then also, Jessie has a lot of clothes, with different colors, but most of them blend with the same style; which is more of a comfortable grunge, soft girl vibe. She likes to feel comfortable, and be okay with how she looks. You know? But she's always wearing her brown jean jacket.
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*Jessie Rae Grimes's Personality traits, and how she is, and how she acts.*
Jessie can be explained with these personality traits.
*Warning it's a lot...*
Jessie is empathetic, strong willed, intelligent, fearsome, quick, focused, ambivert, humorous, creative, honest, curious, loyal, confident, Adventurous, determined, and an ambitious person. That's a lot of things I know, but that's Jessie.
Jessie loves reading, going outside, and staying tidy. She also loves archery, but mom doesn't like that she does. Then she also loves woodwork, which by the way you know who hates that… And hiking, Crocheting and Knitting. She also knows how to light fires, make/ Knit clothes, and have a backup plan on the spot whenever it's needed.
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She wears a belt that carries a blade, knife and light blue colored gun.
*The whole belt situation will be explained, hold on...*
She always has her light blue colored gun with her at all times, well except when she's at school.
*Context on the gun: Her dad got it legally, it's (NOT ILLEGAL.) Her dad told her to keep it in his room, but when he goes to work (you know he's a sheriff,) so he's gone all day, she takes it, and I keeps it secure within herself. And her mom she just navigates around her. Now I know It sounds crazy but still…  But if her dad ever found out… And her mom OMG… She would be so screwed… *
THEN anyways on a positive note… She always has her brown bag that has a big with a flap on the top for the bag, she uses to her advantage since... Since she keeps everything in this bag: First aid kit, chap-stick, tissues, gloves, plastic gloves, hats, paper, stuff for planning, her phone, hair ties, a knife, flashlight, a walkie-talkie for her and her dad, sun glasses, water bottle, tape, blade and etc.
Then her belt, when she is outside walking by herself, she can hold her knife, blade, and light blue colored gun.
*Context she does her own laundry, so her dad, and mom don't touch her laundry basket. So she hides her belt in her laundry basket, knowing for a fact that it will never be found. Then she takes it out, and places it in her bag after she gets out of school, sneaks out, and puts her belt on, but far away from her house to not be seen with it on, by creeps, or even possibly her mom. Not ever her dad, he's a sheriff, he's at work when she's at school, and until a couple hours even after she gets out of school.*
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Jessie is an extremely fast runner, and could and have run a marathon, especially with her dad.
Shooting is something Jessie has caught up on, her dad has taught her to do this, due to the fact that they hunt sometimes for fun, behind her mom's back of course because we all know she would never agree to that.  They have never made it seem suspicious or got caught.
People often think that Jessie is this little nobody that wouldn't hurt a fly, but just think, she is Rick Grimes's daughter.  Also she usually isn't at home doing nothing, probably doing something productive at home or sneaking out, this is only unless she gets caught and  grounded, which has only happened twice, both times were because she lost track of time, and you know she takes her gun with her so that; well let's just say that was a rough 2 days for her. She got yelled at and her dad got yelled at, and she got yelled at for getting him yelled at, it was a bad situation, this actually happened not that long ago. The first time she was caught with the gun the next time she was smarter about it. But now she is very focused on time management. She was upset at herself for not thinking, usually she overthinks everything, but she wasn't thinking apparently….
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*Jessie Rae Grimes's backstory/life before the outbreak*
So basically I kinda gave a lot of things away already, but I will explain things a little more clearly. So, her family, Rick Grimes, Lori Grimes, Carl Grimes and her all live in a small town called Cynthia Kentucky. Her dad, like I said, is a sheriff of King County in her hometown. He's mostly working all day.
After school she usually sits in her room hoping her dad is fine. Her mom usually checks in, we'll really; she never really does, but she hears her talking to Carl all afternoon so lucky for him she guesses… She doesn't care; she annoys her anyway... *Sigh*
Then she usually sneaks out with her bag, and her gun, which she grabs after school. But when she gets out, she goes on little walks to get her blood pumping, and to feel better in general. She knows exactly when her mom will make an appearance and when her father will come home, so don't worry she never gets caught, it's only happened twice, in her whole life, of sneaking out. So after she feels better she sneaks back inside just in time for me to sit down comfortably without her mom noticing she even did such a thing. Her dad gets home right around this time, and he is usually okay, there have only ever been little scratches and such but it's not a problem.  And don't be worried her gun is in her dad's room already by this time.
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Rick Grimes checks in on his daughter (Jessie Rae Grimes), and she does the same. They talked about her mental health, her grades, if she had gotten in trouble at all at school. She always says (All A's, you know my mental health, and no I have never gotten into trouble.) They usually hug, and then they eat dinner and then she falls asleep. 
*Just Letting you know; the worst thing she ever does consists of holding onto a gun, which she has really never used without her dad there, and sneaking out. She may be young, but it doesn't exactly appeal to her, and she does feel that no one except her dad cares about her, so she tries to find ways to brush off her feeling, and to help herself feel better*
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On the weekends it's paradise though, she basically does the same thing if her dad is working. But if not, she usually begs him to do something exciting, and they really never have Lori with them because she never likes the things they do or she doesn't want Jessie to participate in the activity, so she won't go so; so she can't watch.
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*So that is mainly everything*
*I know that was a lot of information... But on a positive note, would you like me to start writing a whole story or script on Jessie being a part of "The Walking Dead" show? It would be my personal script or story so, it wouldn't go anywhere, but it would be fun, untimely.*
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