#dadza x reader

[simpformoonkight]

Awesamdude : y/n, truth or dare?

Y/n : truth

Awesamdude : when was the last time you slept?

Y/n : ... Dare

Awesamdude : go to sleep

Y/n : I don't like this game.. :-:

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Y/n : I once slept for a day and then I just stayed awake for like- three days :)

Philza : when I meet you irl I will personally throw you into the sun :)

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Awesamdude : have you drank water today?

Y/n : does energy drink /coffee/iced coffee coun—

Awesamdude : no it doesn't go drink water.

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Y/n : we are very creative people

Wilbur : what do you create?

Tommy and y/n : chaos

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The bench trio + y/n : whoops

Philza : whoops? Whoops?!—

Wilbur : this is not a "whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a dastant spec in the rear view mirror. We are solidly in "oh fuck" territory, and I expect you to act like it!

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Some gen z reader x dsmp members :))

[fleogecorpse]

Are you okay with writing headcannons? (Very new to asking /requesting). Okay so, Origins smp headcannon: C!Philza x tall arachnid reader. (Platonic only) Context: Arachnid reader just moved into the smp and is a neighbor. What would meeting C!Philza (elytrian) be like? [ If you don’t want to write this, it’s okay. Kind of not sure how requests are formatted. :D]

ORIGINS PHILZA

an old man has to try and stop the crows from eating his child his friend they’re hungry

-oh? someone new is coming? great! phil was informed by a number of crows and decides to check him out himself. fortunately you live just close by.

-he continues to try hushing the crows, not noticing you oped the door with one of your arms. you cough, gaining his attention and he’s shocked, an insect as his neighbor? birds were known to eat all sorts of them.

-but he wasn’t worried about himself or the avian trio, he was worried about chat.

-luckily they immediately loved you! several of them leaving phil’s side to go on your head or shoulders.

-you giggles, using your bottom arms to pet them.

-“it’s nice to meet you. i’m (n)”

and that was the start.

-he would show you all around the place. letting you meet everyone, group by group though if you were nervous. turns out you already knew scott and wilbur since both of them met you before he did. with that knowledge phil let them introduce you to everyone with him. he also found it funny how you were taller than everyone else

-as the days go by he felt like a proud that watching you get more comfortable with all the other members.

-soon enough both of you would go on adventures. whether mining in the deep caves or fighting zombies in the far forests. it would also be small picnics with the both of you on the less snowy mountains, enjoying whatever the hell you both want.

-it then became a thing for the both of you to have days together. sometimes other members would tag along if you were that bored.

-he became your official father figure, hell, he may have favored you over techno.

[mothra-mcyt]

please write about irl phil adopting a young reader, maybe theyre touch starved, or didnt have the best home life so hes just being soft, helping them look after themselves and stuff :cc

(The fact that my dream today was about Phil adopting me and that i have daydreamed abour this scenario for the past week is really helping me with this)

☾ Philza adopting young reader ☽

!Warning: Talking about bad home situation!

The first time he interacted with you was on an mcc in which you were in a team with Techno, Ranboo and him

After you asked if you were allowed to call him 'Dadza' he immediately was like "Yes this is my child now and no one will hurt them or else i will riot"

When the four of you hung out in a vc after the mcc he asked if he could be mod in your chat because he wants to be able to ban weird people from your chat

The two of you slowly started hanging out together more through the smp and other events

In that time he started noticing how you weren't really able to take care of yourself and how you joked about childhood trauma and such

"We're gonna have talks when i visit you alright kid?"

Your parents wanted to get to know him first before letting you go to visit him and when he talked to them he already found them kinda suspicious

When you finally visited him (meeting up with a bunch of streamers including tommy, tubbo, wilbur etc.) he had pulled you aside one evening because he wanted to have a talk with you

With his comforting aura he managed to get you to open up about your home situation and how things weren't that great which completely broke his heart

As soon as he has your permission to tell Mumza he'll talk with her about adopting you and honestly she likes you just as much as him so she'll definitely say yes

After getting everything done with the law stuff and finally adopting you he was so happy to finally to see you feeling save cause of not living with you parents anymore

Makes sure you drink enough water and eat at least 3 meals per day

Mumza and Dadza teach you how to cook and other stuff like that

Will also ask if you want to have a therapist and stuff like that

Overall just so much wholesomeness

Masterlist

[soft-boi-eli]

Master list

Announcement anonymous asks are on!!!

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Headcanons

Trans reader after top surgery part 1

Trans reader after top surgery part 2

Schaltt and technoblade domestic life

Insomniac headcannons

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Oneshots

Tommy

Tommy x pregnant reader

Tommy x pregnant reader part 2

J-schaltt

Schlatt with a stressed S/O

Schlatt x pre op reader

You tech jambo to jump on shoulders

Schaltt x platonic trans masc reader

Telling schaltt you're pregnant

Body dysmorphia

Jschlatt with AFAB reader bff (platonic)

Tubbo

I'm ugly. Nah that's me. C!tubbo x reader(Platonic)

You burnt chicken nugget C! Tubbo x longtailed deer hybrid! Reader (Platonic)

Technoblade

Golden feathers (child technoblade x child reader)

Techno x small! Strong! Reader

Telling techno you're pregnant

C!Techno with dysphoric reader

Cc! Techno with dysphoric reader

Cc! Techno fluff head cannons

Philza

Dadza x emo adopted child pt.2

Philza x emo! Adoptive child! Reader

Philza and mumza with a sick child! Reader

Karlnapity

Quackity is stressed so the reader and his boyfriends take care of him

SBI

Cc! Gn insomniac reader

Cc! Reader at twitch con

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Just fluff

Reader placing 4th in mcc

Coming soon

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Taken Anons

💞 ☄️🐶

[sunflowerdaisybee]

Hey could I request a irl! Philza & Mumza imagine, were Reader is the daughter of Phil (teenage pregnancy and if youre not comfortable with it adoptive kid also is ok) and kristen is more like her real mom, who left (Them and Phil right after she was born). She gets her heart broken and when she breaks down crying she calls Kristen Mom for the first time. And both Phil and Kristen get emotional over it. But Reader gets scared at first because she didn't know if Kristen was even ok with it, but she assures reader she's honoured with her calling her Mum.

This was so cute, I'm a sucker for dads and anything parental related <3

Summary: You call Kristin mom for the first time

Pairing: P!Phil, P!Kristin X Reader

Pronouns: She/her

[A/n]: Requests are open <3

Phil wasn’t sure when he wanted to have kids, but he knew that he did not plan on any at 17. Things happen sometimes and while he didn’t plan to have a kid that young, he was still going to do everything he could to be a good dad. Your biological mother didn’t want kids, she didn’t even want anything to do with Phil, she only went through with the pregnancy because Phil had begged her to.

After you were born, she vanished, leaving you with Phil.

Phil had met Kristin a few years later, you were around five at this point and were shaping up to be a gorgeous young lady. Phil was proud of you and loved you with his whole heart, he was lucky to have the greatest daughter in the whole world.

Fast-forwarding to a few years later, you were freshly into middle school, living life. Well, you were living life until your heart was broken by the person you thought you would spend the rest of your life with. You had come home from school sobbing, struggling to see through your tears.

Phil wasn’t home, he had been out running errands and getting things for the house. Kristin had recently moved in with you guys and while you two were still very close, you still had not yet called her mom.

You could tell your dad wasn’t home because his car wasn’t in the driveway, meaning it was only you and Kristin. The plan was to hide in your room until you felt okay but Kristin had heard your quiet sobs and came out to find you.

“Oh sweetie, what happened?” You broke down, even more, falling into her open arms.

“Oh, you poor, sweet thing. What happened to you?”

“They left me, said they didn’t love me anymore.” Kristin held you close, doing her best to calm you down. When you had finally stopped crying was when she finally let you go, stepping back so that you could take a moment to recuperate.

“Do you want some ice cream? We got your favorite flavor.”

“Yes please.” You followed her into the kitchen, sitting at the table while she got ice cream for the both of you.

“Thanks mom.” You froze as you reached for your bowl, you hadn’t meant to call her that.

“You’re welcome kiddo. Don’t worry about calling me mom, I feel honored.” You smiled and nodded accepting the bowl from her. Things were gonna be ok.

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[worminstuff]

tbott headcanons cause fuck you ( i love you )

^^^

this almost just turned into tbott wedding headcanons

techno keeps many pictures in his wallet (he’s a huge softy for photos with memories) because he loves to show them to friends and extended family and one of them that’s in the clear slip in the front is of him and y/n with her head on top of his but face down, with her hair draped around his head so it looks like it’s hisown. it’s from when they were 10.

tommys friend clementine is afraid of bugs, but tommy and tubbo helped her to not be scared of bees and moths. but they kill every other bug for her.

wilbur helped techno pick out the ring he proposed to y/n with.

wilbur does eventually get a girlfriend who he marries, her name is sally, and her and y/n become the best of friends.

one time phil found out (through y/n) her mother was in town but wasn’t going to be stopping to see y/n and he got VERY angry and called to cuss her out a tad. it was right around y/n’s birthday.

y/n’s father wasn’t around when she got married, he flaked last minute, so both wilbur and phil walked her down the isle. tommy wasn’t aware but when he noticed, he ran out and actually wiggled in between y/n ans phil to hold her hand.

tubbo was the ring bearer after he watched, him and tommy were both supposed to be tubbo did it by himself because tommy ran out to quickly and couldn’t walk back. sam cried.

minx and niki and puffy where y/n’s brides maids. they also threw her a bachelorette party.

clementine was the flower girl, y/n made bo walked with her too.

techno taught tommy AND tubbo how to drive

techno proposed in the treehouse

techno often finds himself picking up for y/n, like small things around the house, clothes thrown and things moved in different spots. he’ll never complain. it’s something that he finds so domestic it warms his heart

for years after techno and y/n are together he still never believes it and sometimes just stares at her and the promise ring on her finger in awe. he also just likes to stare at her

she calls him weird

y/n tugs on the end of his shirt to get his attention a lot (a habit she’s had forever) and she often holds the bottom of his shirt, a small bit of it, when they kiss sometimes and he a d o r e s it

[nocturnal-dreams]

I Just Want It To Stop

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Pairing: Philza x GN!Reader (platonic)

Warnings: depression, cyberbullying

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You sighed staring at your monitor, your twitch chat going by fast on your other monitor, you could barely catch up with what everyone else was saying. You were playing minecraft with your friends Technoblade and Philza, you were the only one streaming so currently you had almost all of Techno’s and Phil’s viewers on your stream eager to see the boys. 

You had the blanket that was normally draped over your gaming chair wrapped around your shoulders with your knees tucked to your chest as you listened to the two ramble. You guy were just mindlessly strip mining in your shared hardcore world except the risks were even higher that even if only one of you guys died, then the entire game was over. 

Glancing at your basically empty glass of water next to you, you tried to think of an excuse to leave that wouldn’t make Phil worried. Sure you were greatful for Phil and how much he worried about you, he definitely cared more than most people you knew, but you also very almost guilty. The thought of messaging Kristen came to mind to tell her about your problems recently but Phil would definitely find out from her, you weren’t even sure how Techno would be able to answer or help you with your situation. 

Wilbur and Niki definitely did cross your mind but it was pushed aside, the same reason you didn’t want to tell Phil, you didn’t want to feel like a burden. 

You glanced at the time on the wall noticing it was getting pretty late, sure you didn’t exactly want to leave the call since Phil and Techno were being pretty funny and it was bringing a smile to your face but you were struggling to hold back the tears that were wanting to make themselves known. Thank god you didn’t have a facecam on this stream and your camera wasn’t turned on or else Phil, Techno, or even chat would wonder what was up.

“I think I’m gonna end the stream since it’s getting pretty late and I’m kind of tired,” you said quietly into your mic, your voice cracking slightly as you prayed Phil and Techno didn’t get suspicious of how quiet your voice was or your voice crack.

“Oh okay Y/N, take care of yourself, you know streaming is just something to do on the side, put yourself first,” you could sense Phil smiling like usual, Techno giving a casual goodnight as you ended the stream.

When you made sure you were 100 percent off the call and the stream was over, you hugged your knees closer to your chest and your head between your knees. You hiccuped with each sob, the hiccups almost more painful than the emotional pain you were feeling right now. It just didn’t feel like anything was going right, especially with some hate you were getting online was getting to you. 

The hate had started when you first joined the sleepy bois inc group, people getting mad saying you weren’t a guy or that you were splitting up the group. Phil had been the one to get on call with you telling you to not listen to what people were saying online and that a lot of the fans actually loved you but it didn’t help the comments that really got under your skin.

‘I’d rather Niki or Tubbo joined tbh’ ‘But it’s sleepy bois inc, not sleepy bois and Y/N inc’ ‘They aren’t even that funny’

Those were some that hurt the most, you had told Wilbur on call a few times how much you just wanted to quit streaming but Wilbur kept insisting you keep going, that you shouldn’t let the people online dictate how you feel, that you should let the people around you allow you to feel good, not some face behind a screen.

You slid out of your gaming chair uncomfortably and fell face first into your bed, a pile of blankets over your shoulders lighter than the amount of pain you felt as you cried into your pillow. Your body trembling with each tear that ran down your face, hiccuping quietly not wanting to alert your neighbors downstairs and have anyone see you in such a broken state.

You jumped at your phone buzzing beside you, the facetime caller idea lighting up your face inside the dark room as you read ‘Dadza <3′. You sighed knowing you couldn’t just hang up on Phil, that would worry him. You quickly tried to cover up that you had been crying, trying to steady your breathing before answering, Phil’s face appearing on your screen as you pointed your phone up at the ceiling to hide your tear stained face.

“Y/N you okay?” Phil asked on the other line, he seemed to be editing something as he was still sitting at his office, his microphone pushed to the side and his phone perked up so he could see you, only getting met with your ceiling, “I’m sorry, I just notice on call you didn’t sound okay and I got worried.”

You tried to let words slip past your tongue but all that did was a loud sob as you quietly cried trying to hide it but Phil definitely heard.

“Y/N let me see you, please, I’m worried,” you swallowed the large lump in your throat and picked up your phone pointing it towards your face. Phil’s face softened and his heart broken looking at your puffy red eyes from crying and your body shaking slowly as you tried to hide your sobs. “You okay mate? Do you wanna talk about it?” You quietly shook your head watching Phil’s full attention going away from editing and towards his phone where you were, “how about I’ll just talk with you before you go to sleep, I’m pretty sure its late where you are right now and I’d rather you get at least an hour of sleep, you seem overwhelmed-”

“I just want it to stop Phil,” you said, barely above a whisper but Phil heard, his eyes getting glossy just from hearing your broken voice, “everything hurts, I want to quit streaming, its doing more harm than good.”

“How about this,” your head perked up at Phil’s voice, “I’ll talk to Kristen and see about flying over to you to spend maybe a weekend or two, depending how much support you need right now, that’s the best I can do. When it comes to streaming, I know you aren’t gonna like this answer but I agree with you to a degree, maybe not quitting all together but taking a much needed break. If people want to be jerks about you needed a mental break than fuck them.”

You laughed quietly to yourself hearing Phil swear, he always managed to put a smile on your face even in your darkest moments, “I’d like that,” you rested your head on your palm, your tears finally starting to clear up as you curled up in your blankets.

“Until then, do you want me to stay on call with you until you sleep? I can even stay on when you go to sleep in case you wake up and need someone to talk to,” Phil smiled on the other line, the weight on your shoulders feeling like it had been lifted by dadza.

“I’d love that,” you smiled leaning back in your bed, your phone propped up on your beside table, you watched Phil grab his headphones so he could edit while you slept and he wouldn’t wake you up, “wait.”

Phil paused, he put his headphones down quietly, “yeah mate?”

“I love you dadza, thank you for putting up with me.” You smiled warmly.

“Of course kiddo,” and with that, you laid down in your bed, humming to yourself quietly to sleep, Phil still on call like a protective dad although you loved him for it.

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[ramzawrites]

Hello! May i suggest a drabble?

Philza teaching y/n how to fly/ use their wings; Just thought i'd be a funny enough idea picturing these massive wings on a child and having dadza teaching them. 🌿

-Much love, anon.

Reader and Philza - Flying Lessons

GN

Pairings: none

Characters included: Philza, Tommyinnit, Tubbo

Warnings: cursing

Series: a request from a nice anon :D

Summary: Philza caught Y/N once again in trouble with Tommy and Tubbo and after breaking that little dispute up Y/N surprised him with the question “Can you teach me how to fly?” They sure are lucky that Philza has a weakspot for the fellow winged hybrid.

Words count: 2040

Authors Note: I love Dadza so much and I love writing for him so thank you so much for the request :D

There was a crash followed by a loud scream and curses. All accompanied by laughter from multiple people.

Now, the SMP was chaotic and Phil was slowly getting used to it but this commotion somehow piqued his interest enough that he was curious to see what had happened. He dropped the equipment he was working on in a random chest and ran towards his front door.

The crash and the voices sounded pretty loud so it didn’t surprise him at all when he found a group of people in the middle of the town.

He found Tommy, Y/N and Tubbo. The usual troublemakers.

Tommy was laying on the ground, flat on his back. His hand outstretched and pointing at Y/N who was giggling to themself as Tommy cursed them out, calling them a “brat” and the like which Philza found quite ironic.

Tubbo stood close by, clutching his stomach as he continued laughing. Gasping for air whenever he had the chance. Tears brimming in his eyes. Honestly he looked close to collapse. Hard to imagine that he was the president of this place.

Y/N on the other hand had their arms smugly in front of their chest. Their wings half closed but still sporting an impressive wingspan for their young age by the looks of it.

As Tommy finally decided to stand up, Philza made his way towards them as well “What happened?” He was already halfway to chuckling himself alone from Tubbo’s laughing, Tommy’s screaming and Y/N’s puffed up body language.

Exasperated Tommy turned to the winged man “It’s Y/N! I was talking to Tubbo, you know state secrets and all, and they just ambushed me!”

Philza couldn’t help but to raise one of his eyebrows at him “Ambushed? What do you mean ambushed?”

“They just-“ Tubbo begun talking, he was still laughing but he managed to calm down somewhat “They were just suddenly there! I was talking to Tommy and then I saw them gliding down in the corner of my eye and they straight up kicked him down. It was so funny, Philza!”

Tommy scoffed “They did that on purpose!”

At this exclamation Y/N ran around behind Philza and hid behind his legs. Standing between Phil’s body and his wings. Grabbing onto his shirt and peeking their head out at the blonde “Actually it was a mistake! I didn’t mean to!”

Almost instinctively Philza opened up his wing so they could fit in and put his hand on their head “What happened, Y/N?”

It took a moment before they answered “I wanted to learn how to fly…”

They pulled their gaze back up from the ground and instead threw an angry expression towards Tommy “So, it really wasn’t my fault! You were just in my way!”

“Oh you little-“ Tommy begun but Philza interrupted him.

“Hey, drop it. They said they didn’t mean to, so they didn’t mean to. Besides aren’t you too busy as Vice President to argue with a child? Weren’t you telling me that you were talking about state secrets with Tubbo there?”

Tubbo nodded “Yeah come on big man! They did apologize right after so let’s just get going.”

“Alright, you are lucky Philza is here or- or- I don’t know but something would have happened!” Tommy grumbled.

He then turned around and continued walking along. Tubbo waved Philza and Y/N goodbye only to follow his best friend.

Once they were out of ear shot Philza let out a sigh. Tommy was a troublesome, troublesome person. It wasn’t the first time he had come to Y/N’s aid like this. In fact whenever problems arose Y/N would run over to Philza and ask for help.

Philza took his hand off of Y/N and took a step back so he could look at them. Their wings now hugging their back like usual and instead of their self-assured expression they looked a bit sad.

“What’s wrong?”

“You were able to fly before L’Manburg blew up, right?”

He was a bit surprised by that question “Uh, yeah. My wings are too damaged now for me to be able to fly though.”

While Y/N still looked worried, a bit of determination broke through “Could you teach me? Teach me how to fly? There is no one else here who could!”

Y/N was right. Sure, they could probably learn how to fly on their own over time but it didn’t surprise him that they would approach him for it. He himself had to learn how to fly alone and would have really appreciated someone else to help him.

“Well before I can say anything, can you open up your wings for me? Show me exactly how big they are.”

This seemed to brighten up Y/N’s mood and they happily obliged. Their wings swinging open and showing off how huge they actually have gotten. It took Phil a long while until his wings were big and strong enough to carry his weight but for Y/N it seemed to be different.

They were pretty young but their wings were already so big that it took him aback for a moment.

He nodded “Oh wow, okay. Honestly I don’t see why you shouldn’t be able to fly with these. They look strong enough to hold you.”

Y/N’s eyes grew wide “You think so? You will help me?”

“Yeah, I will you little gremlin. Let’s get somewhere else with more space and preferably high up.”

There he was. Agreeing to help Y/N without even really thinking about it. They were seriously lucky that Philza had grown to have a bit of a soft spot for them. So much so that the joke was going around that Philza has adopted another child once again since he just can’t help himself.

Which was very much warranted seeing how they basically have moved in with Phil at this point. He didn’t feel comfortable with the though that this young child lived on their own.

Said kid was now happily skipping towards a clearing on a low mountain. It was semi easy accessible but a good place for them to practice without anyone else causing problem on purpose.

Honestly Phil wasn’t really sure how he felt about all this. Sure he was happy with how happy Y/N was but it also made him miss his own wings. His ability to just take off and fly to wherever he wanted to go.

Shoving these thoughts away Phil decided to pull his attention back to Y/N. Making sure they wouldn’t suddenly fall down the mountain somehow.

Once they arrived Phil fell down onto one of his knees and put his hands on Y/N’s shoulders “Before we start, you know how to glide and have done it before, correct? I saw you do it multiple times but I want to still ask you.”

They eagerly nodded, their mouth in a huge grin accompanied by a blush from the excitement.

“Okay good. That makes it easier. You see that rock formation over there? You think you could get up on there? When you are up there try jumping off. If you are too scared you can just glide down to me but try flapping your wings a bit. It should come natural. It did for me at least.”

He stood back up and opened up his own destroyed black wings. They still hurt a bit but it was bearable.

Y/N still seemed to be amazed though.

Phil begun moving his wings. Moving them in a way he was used to.

“You see how I move them? Can you do that too?”

The young kid didn’t wait long to do so. Opening up their wings to show off their full wingspan once again. Swinging their wings back and forth which created way more wind that pushed against Philza than he first imagined.

He laughed “Okay, I see you have no problems doing so. You think you can do what I asked you? You feel up for it? I’m gonna wait down here for you.”

“Yes!” they cheered and ran towards the stone formation. It looked like a ton of huge boulders that fell down the actual mountain, forming this pile.

Y/N closed their wings and climbed up the rocks unexpectantly fast.

While Philza barked orders at them in order to teach them in truth he had no real idea what he was doing. His best method on how to learn to fly was just to jump off somewhere and hope. That’s how he learned and that’s pretty much how he handled raising Wilbur now that he really thought about it.

“Hey! Hey! Make sure you look, okay? I want you to look, Dadza!”

Dadza? That was a first from them. Not that he minded it.

“I’m looking! I’m looking! Don’t worry!”

Y/N stood still and bowed down a little bit. Opening up their wings but they didn’t move. They just stood there, hands balled up into fists close to their chest. Y/N looked like they could move and jump any second but they just didn’t. Their feet where the only thing shuffling around.

“Y/N?”

“I can- I can do it but- but- I am scared!”

That was something he should have expected. They were about ten feet up in the air so it really was a normal reaction even though he was sure that Y/ N has been jumping off higher places to glide off.

But still this was kind of a different situation.

Philza thought for a moment “I will catch you?” He sounded unsure himself. Of course he would catch them in case anything happens but he wasn’t sure it would make them feel reassured. It was still high up. If he could he would probably stand next to them and fly off first to show them but alas this was not an option.

“Okay!” It somehow seemed to work.

Y/N was putting a lot of trust into Phil.

To support his claim Phil opened up his arms and put them in front of him. Nodding to Y/N as a sign that he was ready. He then moved his wings away from his body once again. Moving them just like when he demonstrated to Y/N how to move them beforehand.

With a deep breath Y/N followed his example. Beginning to move their own and once they felt like they had the rhythm down enough, they jumped.

Phil saw for a split second how panic spread across their face but they didn’t crash down. They stayed in the air. A bit unsteady but they effectively flew in the air.

“Dad look!” Y/N cheered only to drop a good feet down which made Phil jump in trying to run beneath them in hopes of catching them in case they do fall down but Y/N managed to stabilize themself again.

He let out a hearty laugh “I see! You are doing it!” Phil wasn’t sure if they noticed how they defaulted to calling him Dad or Dadza now. There was no need to correct them though. At least that’s how he felt about it.

Y/N begun flying in circles around him. Their expression showing off their glee only to suddenly grow pale “How- How do I land?”

“Shit I knew I forgot something. Just try to glide down for now like how you usually do!”

Y/N immediately angled their wings and stopped moving them. Now gliding down still in circles but Phill soon noticed that they still had quite the speed on them. So when they got down enough Phil sprinted in their way and tried catching them.

The end result of that was Y/N just crashing into Phil’s chest and pulling him off his feet. Both landing safely on the ground. Phil’s arms wrapped around their small body, protecting them from sustaining any wounds that they could get from grazing the ground.

While Phil’s heart was still pumping hard from fear, Y/N used the chance to also wrap their small arms around him “Thank you! I was flying! I was flying!”

Tired Phil nodded, mostly just glad Y/N seemed to be alright “Yeah, though you better practice. You weren’t even up there for a whole minute. I can’t always catch you like this. I’m too old for this, you little shit.”

[mostlyoriginalmcyterstuff]

Hi, this is a random vent fic because my dad sucks and I’m attached to dadza minecraft so I made him like a good dad in this.

THIS IS A KINDA VENT! SO PLEASE READ THE CWs

CW: Kinda detailed Ab//se? Emotional ab//se, bad parenting, flashbacks(they are in italics) making fun of weight. Please tell me if there’s more I should add.

Type of fic: Hurt/comfort

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Saying I hadn’t had a good father would be an understatement.

The feeling of a hand hitting me hard on my shoulder jolted me out of my food making.

I quickly turned to my side,

“Ow! Why’d you do that?” I exclaimed, looking at the man that is my father.

He only rolled his eyes and pushed me out of the way to get into the microwave.

“It didn’t hurt, stop being so dramatic.” He replied.

“Stop being so dramatic” the words rung in my head over and over again. Was I really just being overdramatic? Maybe he was right..

I was sitting at the table eating my lunch when my dad walked by and noticed it.

“Here, I’ll take that.”

“No? This is my lunch.”

“You don’t need that, you’re getting chubby.”

‘It made me enjoy my food so much less that day.

I’m sure I’m not in the wrong here! Right? ...right?’

I walked through the halls, heading to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I’d been up thinking over all the memories of my not so great dad for a while so it was now 3:39AM.

As I approached the kitchen, I noticed a light on in there and peered inside.

At the counter, was Phil, writing something down in a notebook and drinking some tea.

Like he knew I was there, he looked up at me and smiled.

“Hey, kid. What are you doing up?” He asked, before taking another sip from his cup of tea.

“Ehh, couldn’t sleep.”

“Oh? Is something wrong? Or just can’t sleep for no reason?” He asked, putting his cup down.

“Overthinking and stuff” you answered, taking a seat next to him.

“Ah, I get that, mate. Want to talk about what you were thinking about? If not, I can just help make some decaf tea for you?” He offered, looking at you slightly worriedly, it kinda felt nice to see that he cared though.

“Just thinking about how my dad wasn’t the best person. How he’d hit me and get away with it. How he’d talk badly about my appearance and weight. But my family just..let him..” You spoke a bit quieter at the end, venting out all your worries to the blonde man. “I was so..scared of him, Phil...”

“May I hug you, kid?”

“What.?”

“May I hug you?”

“Oh..uh..yeah.” You said, a bit confused at him asking first, but not upset about it.

The older man wrapped his arms around you and began to rub your back.

“I’m sorry you had to deal with such a crappy man for a father growing up, mate. You didn’t deserve it at all..” He whispered,

That’s when the tears fell. It wasn’t even much, but just hearing him just say those things felt so nice yet so strange.

You sniffled and hid your face in the man’s shoulder.

“Want to sleep in my room tonight, kid?”

“..are you sure.?”

“If YOU want to” Phil said, never stilling with back rubbing motions.

“Yeah.. I’d like that..”

“Alright, come on then.” He said, standing up but then picking you up with him.

You clung to him like a koala, to make sure you didn’t fall. (No I did not have to ask my friends how to spell koala, why would I do that?)

He chuckled a bit, wrapping his arms, then wings around you to keep you safe and secure in his arms as he walked down the hallway to his bedroom.

He pushed open the already cracked open door and shut it carefully with his foot, then set you on the bed.

He sat down on the side of the bed and gestured for you to get under the covers, which you did.

He then tucked you in a bit, before getting under the covers as well.

He opened his arms out to you

“Come on, kid”

You smiled slightly, wiggling over and tucking yourself in his arms, being pressed safely against the father figure’s chest and safely in his arms.

You felt a weighted like blanket crap over you from over the covers, so you peeled open one eye to see Phil had half-wrapped his wings around you too.

He had one hand on your lower back staying still, and the other higher up on your back, scratching it lightly.

“Try and sleep, mate. I’m right here. He isn’t coming anywhere near you while I’m around.”

It was a silent promise, that you somehow knew he’d keep.

Maybe your bio dad wasn’t the best as a dad, but dadza, definitely was.

[jadedpen]

Welcomed with open arms

Sibling!Half phantom!GN!Reader x Sbi family (+ Tubbo)

Summary: You are stuck in the cold snow as a small toddler in a basket. As the snowstorm roared, Phantoms circle around you, letting out wails of woe and sorrow. Suddenly, you hear the flapping of big feathery wings and see the Phantoms fly away. You then see a mysterious man with a white and green striped hat and welcoming blue eyes.

For context: Wilbur and Techno are twins, the reader is the youngest of the family with Tubbo being 1 year older than Tommy. The twins are 11 years old, Tommy is 4 and Tubbo is 5.

TW: There is a small part in the beginning where the reader almost dies from hypothermia, so be mindful of that, please!

Also, don’t worry, this work will have multiple chapters, so stay tuned!

Sorry if this is kinda bad. This is my first time writing a reader fanfic.

Ao3 link here

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The bitter cold touched your skin as your breath came out slow and steady. Your fingertips glowed blue and your thin wings weren’t much help to warm you up. The basket you were placed in by your unknown parents barely kept you alive all these hours, the thin blanket wrapped around you.

Phantoms circled you, seeing you as one of their own. You could sense the distraught and worry in their cries and their wails. As they swooped down, they tried to pick up the basket that carried you, but to no avail. Your tiny toddler hands tried to reach out to them, wanting nothing more but to be carried somewhere where you won’t freeze in the storm. You let out small wails and cries, those very much akin to a Phantom, until you heard a caw.

One caw became ten, and suddenly there was a whole murder of them, so many that the amount started to block the storm. Some even tried to attack the phantoms, but they wouldn’t leave you alone. They’d rather die than let the crows have their way with you.

But, there came a large beating of wings. Ones way more than the huge murder swirling around you. As the beating wings died down, you could hear the thumps of footsteps coming towards you, and feel something or someone pick you up. The hands were the warmest thing you’ve ever felt, and your eyes met the mysterious person’s bright welcoming blue. The eyes could convey so much; uneasiness, pity, curiosity.

They wore a large hat, one that was green and white striped. Medium blond hair came out of the sides with a small braid in the front and little knickknacks hanging from the strange hat. Huge black wings stood behind them, making them seem larger than the storm from your view. Even though your vision was impaired from the cold, you could see a small bit of what they was wearing aside from their head; a green opened kimono with a black turtleneck and a strange red heart in the middle.

The person looked up at the phantoms, not noticing that their wails were of worry. They pulled out a bow and a sharp arrow, aiming it at the phantoms. You could tell that the person meant harm, and so you wailed at them to make them stop. The person looked at you, and then the phantoms. They finally noticed the roars of the Phantoms were wails and cries, meaning only woe. The person seemed to call to the crows, and the crows obeyed. Birds swooped down to the ground where you and the person were set, no longer focusing on the Phantoms.

The snowstorm got worse, cold even colder. It became harder and harder to breathe or keep your eyelids open. Eyes barely open, you could see the person holding you have panic in their eyes, looking up ahead and wings wide open. Your tiny hands clutched the cloth on their chest, trying to find even the slightest bit of warmth you could feel as the person held you and carried the basket in hand.

You felt the person run, and then take flight. Wind blew on your head as your eyes closed all the way, hearing the caws of crows seem to follow this mysterious person.

A few minutes later, you hear the storm dying down, becoming only a midnight breeze. The person carrying you descended down to the ground, walking towards something warm. Despite the storm now over, you couldn’t open your eyes, seeming to be iced shut.

A huge wave of warmth filled the air as the person opened the door to what you assumed to be their house. You heard childlike voices, 3 to be exact. You weren’t able to understand them, but you were happy to know that you weren’t the only person anymore.

“Who’s that?” A small voice said; you could feel their beady eyes staring at you. ”It’s a baby. I found them freezing in the cold. I’m happy I saved them; any longer and they might’ve been left to die. Poor thing.” The deeper voice came from above you, seeming to come from the person who saved you. The person then sat on something soft and held you in their lap.

“Are you seriously considering adopting another sibling? We already have to deal with Tommy-” “HEY!” Two voices argued, one being slightly deeper and older but still young, and the other being loud and boisterous, being the same small voice you first heard.

“Both of you shut up. Who cares if we have another sibling, this ones adorable.” A separate voice spoke up, setting a warm hand on your tiny toddler one. You lightly grabbed the person’s bigger hands, warming your seemingly frozen hand even more.

“So… do we have a new sibling now?” “Seems like it.” The two older voices continued, “Well, I just hope they don’t turn out like Tommy- “GOD DAMMIT TECHNO-“ Loud arguing could be heard while you continued to hold the mysterious boy’s hand. Opposite to the loudness, the mysterious man from before spoke, “Would you like to hold them Wil?”

You assumed he nodded his head as the striped hat man handed you to ‘Wil’. The boy held you in his arms while the striped hat man softly caressed your head lovingly. You climbed onto the Wil’s sweater, burying your face into the soft material.

“Boys, could you stop arguing before you upset the baby.” “But Techno is being a bitch!” “Tommy! Where did you hear that word?” “Nowhere!” “Shut up Tommy. Before you cause Phil to finally get those hearing aids.”

The three continue bickering while you and Wil just vibe with Wil patting your head and you snuggling into his warmth. After a few minutes of arguing, they finally calm down and crowd around you.

“Alright. I’m going to go and fix up some proper clothes for them. In the meantime, try not to make the child cry, okay?” The striped hat man said, walking out of the room.

You could feel their eyes on you, with Wil still patting your head while a hand held yours. You slowly opened your eyes for the first time in the house and finally saw your new family.

The boy named Wil had curly brown hair with bangs to right of his face, pointed ears, and brown eyes; big round glasses adorned his face and a red beanie upon his head, with a big yellow sweater. The person holding your hand looked almost exactly like him. His hair was the same as Wil’s, though it was to the right, with square glasses and the same pointed ears, with his sweater being pink. A small tusk grew out of each of their mouths, being on opposite sides.,

Wilbur swooned to you, “Hi there. I’m Wilbur.”, smiling at you with a big smile. “This here is my twin, Technoblade, but just call him Techno or Tech.” He looked over to said twin, with Techno staring at you and then patting your head.

The smaller one, who had blonde hair and blue eyes wearing a white shirt with the sleeves being red, looked just as boisterous and loud as he acted. He looked at you curiously as you turned your head to look at him, and to your surprise started poking you in the cheek rather annoyingly with you groaning out of annoyance and snuggling up to Wilbur.

“Tommy, stop poking them you’re gonna make them hate you.” “Shut it Wil, you know I will be the favorite brother. Better than you or Techno or even Tubbo.”

Speaking of the devil, the one you assumed was ‘Tubbo’, due to his name only now being said and the rest having said their names, walked down the creaky stairs; a blanket over his shoulders. The boy had messy brown hair and goat pupils in his blue eyes.

Tubbo walked towards the couch, rubbing his eyes in tiredness. “Phil told me that we apparently have a new sibling.” He walked towards you and sat in front of Wilbur, staring into your (e/c) eyes. “What’s their name? Have you guys even figured out a name?” “I think we should wait until Phil gets back. We don’t want Tommy to try and name them ‘Big Man’.” Saying this, Techno squeezes your hand. “But anyway, I had this super weird dream-“

As Tubbo started ranting about various dreams he’s had over the week, Wilbur nudges Techno and hands you to him. Reluctantly, Techno holds you, with you snuggling into his sweater, which was made of the same material as Wilbur’s.

A few minutes pass and Tubbo is still talking about his dreams when Phil comes in. “Alright. I’ve set up a room for the little one. Considering they seem to be half Phantom, there aren’t any windows since I don’t know if they are affected by the sun or not.”

“Great. Speaking of, what are we going to name them?” “I say we name them Big Man!” “That’s a horrible idea Tommy!” Wilbur and Tommy continue to argue while Phil, Techno, and Tubbo all crowd around you on the couch. “So… what should we name them?” Tubbo started. “Well, what about something nice? Something… simple but fitting.” Tubbo and Phil listed off possible names, seeing if anything would stick.

“What about… y/n?” The rest of the family looked at Techno, the person who suggested the name. “Y/n?” Wilbur stated, thinking over the name. “Y/n. A lovely name.” Phil smiled, looking at you.

“Welcome to the family, Y/n.”

[yourlmanburg]

being philza’s child // headcanons

(lol hi writing is my only outlet for difficult emotions like missing my dad and fully turning to philza as a father figure but i am in too much of an emotional state to actually write LOL here u go)

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- he’d bring you on his streams a lot 

- y’all would spend HOURS on minecraft together

- treating any holiday as the best thing in the world

- (if you celebrate them) christmas, halloween, and even easter would be very extravagant

- your birthday would be really fun, too

- phil would plan an entire day to spend with each other, and it would be your favourite day of the year

- honestly even if it wasn’t your birthday he’d still plan days out with you

- cancelling streams to have a day with you/look after you when you’re ill

- he’d just cancel streams for YOU

- like of course he loves his fans, but you are his world and he understands that he can’t stream all the time

- he’s also the most supporting father on earth

- if you’re lgbtq+, he’s so easy to come out to that it really doesn’t feel like a big deal as he’s always reminding you how much he unconditionally loves you

- he doesn’t treat it as nothing though, either. he’ll celebrate who you are and he’s just the proudest dad on earth!!

- failing classes? that’s okay. he understands that as long as you’re trying your best, then that’s all that it really comes down to.

- if you’re ever stressing over something then phil would talk it through with you, unless you want to forget about it

- in that case, he’ll help distract you (could be something like watching a movie together or playing minecraft)

- you probably have inside jokes together

- in conclusion: dadza supremacy

[ghostlysenses]

could i ask for a second part of fake friends where the reader turns into a ghost and they only remember the reasons why the committed slip-n-slide- another catch is that they can’t leave the l’manhole and is basically stuck underneath the glass.

the bench trio finds them one day singing underneath the glass and when trying to get down they notice them and fade away with a scowl or something like that.

you can continue on with the idea if you’d like, i just find it serene of ghost reader to sing and all you can hear is it muffled because of the glass.

oooo i like this!

btw request are open!

The Memorial. Pt2 of Fake Friends

TW| suicide mention, sadness, fake friends.

You look up from under the glass, the replaying of you falling happening in your head, you know why you did it, how could you forget?

you had committed suicide after all, this is your death.

no one knew you were down here, and nobody sealed up the glass, they fenced it off and made a small memorial for you.

A rumor started going around though, considering people could see you just a tiny bit, it was that your spirit was down there, thinking you were fighting the war for l’manberg.

you’ve tried to leave before, but its like you physically cant, like theres some kind of barrier or invisible wall?

So you’re stuck here

not able to see anyone unless they’re walking by

in all honesty you wanted someone to stop by, anyone to stop by.

there wasn’t anyone who did though, unless it was to put things down near your memorial

Quackity put down casino chips saying “If you ever do come back, you are always welcomed at my casino amigo/amiga/friend”

Badboyhalo had set down some candles on the fencing, and he comes by every week to replace them with new ones “Because your flame will never die”

Puffy and George will come by once a month and set flowers down “You never got to bloom” “because you were as sweet and delicate as a flower”

Hell even techno and Phil would visit

Techno set down potions and a sword “May you fight whatever battle you have to with greatness, and always remember ill always have your back”

Phil had made a crown for you like he did for techno and he put it in the middle of everything “Because you never made anyone feel below you, even though we are”

people visited often

but you never saw

them

and frankly you didnt want to

the only time you did was when they would pass by, but they never stopped at your memorial, and never acknowledged it.

It hurt you.

You wanted them to apologize, to say their condolences, but they never did.

today though was different

you were singing the L’manburg theme

hey you dont have any better way to spend your time

The bench trio was walking past when they heard it

“my L’manburg....my L’manburg”

it was faint but they could hear it so clearly

They looked over at the memorial and realized it was coming from there

was...was someone in the hole?

tommy grabs tubbos wrist and starts dragging him towards it

Tubbo grabs ranboos wrist in process taking him along with him

when they get to the memorial tommy is already climbing over the small fencing, with tubbo falling behind.

Ranboo trying to get them to stop but also following along.

Once they jump down they see it...

they see you

you heard some whispering and turned around and then you got a chill down your spin and jerked your head up and gasped.

but you got control of yourself and before you disappeared

you glared at them

with white lifeless eyes

and they stared back

guilty

and

sad

the ghost of their ‘friend’ was stuck down here

and it was mad at them.

from then on they frequently visited

3/7 days a week

hoping you’d show up again

but you never did

they all agreed what they saw was fake, a prank someone was playing

but when they saw Philza and Techno talking to someone at the bottom of the pit, they grew suspicious.

But when they truly believe was when they saw puffy running, when they asked her why she was running she simply said “I need to see Y/N” and then kept running.

they now knew it wasnt a joke

it wasnt a prank

you were stuck in l’manhole, under the glass.

and it was their fault

and boy were you pissed at them

[mothra-mcyt]

can i request a headcannon for the parents of the dream smp helping the reader overcome their biggest fear? love love love your writing!! :)

☾ Parents of the Dream SMP helping reader overcome their biggest fear ☽

(You didn't specify which fear so i also didn't specify i hope that was alright ._.)

》 Dadza 《

When you told him your biggest fear he was very understanding and didn't judge you at all (having lived so long he has seen it all)

Depending on the fear he usually would be for slowly step by step making you get used to what you're scared of

But if you're too uncomfortable with that he's okay with that and won't judge you at all and try his best to keep you away from it

》 Awesamdad 《

Always tries his best to protect you and keep you away from what you're scared and afraid of

But when you tell him that you want to overcome the fear he tries his best to very helpful and will research on how to overcome fears

Also asks therapist Puffy for advice because he really wants to help you

》 Captain Puffdad 《

With her being the therapist of the server she first asked if you wanted her help to overcome your biggest fear after you told her it

She's very patient and gentle with you while helping you overcome the fear

Is the best at calming you down while you're trying to overcome it

》 Dadboyhalo 《

Depending on what fear it is he'll be a little confused at first on how you're afraid of it

Bur after you explain what makes you afraid of it he understands

Doesn't mind helping you overcome your fear at all and is very patient and gentle

Will intimidate anyone that judges you for being afraid of it

Masterlist

[soft-boi-eli]

Hello!! I hope you are doing well today, mentally and physically! Just wanna say I love your writing! But, I dunno if your requests are open or closed. If there closed, please ignore this!! But if their open. I was wondering if I could request a gender-neutral and headcannons with Ranboo, Tubbo, Technoblade, And Philza with a partner that has insomnia pretty bad? Like they cannot sleep, stay up all night gaming, drink energy drinks or coffee all night cause they cannot sleep. And if they do, they only get 4 or less hours of sleep? If not, I totally understand and please ignore this if you don't wanna do this. Sorry if this has bad grammar, English isn't my first language and it's hard to learn. Please remember to take your time if you end up doing this. Please also remember to saty hydrated, eat, and get a normal amount of sleep! Stay safe [If your still in a pandemic, I'm sadly still in one]

Ranboo, Tubbo, Technoblade, and Father! Philza x insomniac! Reader Headcanons

You know other then my own insomnia acting up really badly lately I've been good! Thank you for asking.

I'm going to make Philza's platonic/ a father figure. Only because I know he has a wife and I dont want to ignore it. also he will be a father figure to you.

Ranboo

You and ranboo both have insomnia.

And sometimes to wear yourself out streaming is one of the only ways.

People got quite use to the late night streams you two did.

And you two didnt really let people know what time it was there.

But if ranboo wasnt having one of those nights and you were you better bet he's dragging you away from the coffee and energy drinks.

He's forced you to bed, carrying you over his shoulder and tossed on the bed harshly.

Then he just plops down right next to you.

"Ranboo. I'm not tired."-(y/n)

"You havent slept in three days, your running on coffee and an oreo. So you're either laying down and sleeping or just laying down."-ranboo

His arms forced you to the bed. If you have to go to the bathroom he's following you.

He's tempted to toss out all coffee and energy drinks.

But his parents drink the coffee in the morning and you have already drank all the energy drinks.

If the insomnia isn't that bad then he'll have you lay on his chest and rub your back.

He talked soft and hummed lightly as he tried to put you to sleep.

It worked sometimes.

But sometimes is doesn't.

So he's found that if your having a really bad case of insomnia the best way to help you sleep is a dose of melatonin.

"(Y/n) it's to the point I have to basically drug you to sleep. Please go at least a week with out the coffee or energy drinks."-ranboo

"I literally cant sleep. The coffee and energy drinks help me focus."-(y/n)

If you refuse to take the pill/gummy he's drugging your water with it.

And after a long ass nap all you could do was thank him honestly.

But even the melatonin doesnt work sometimes.

So on those nights were nothing works he's streaming with you and if by some blessing you get tired he's quick to offer you sleeping in his arms to help you fall asleep and stay asleep.

In all this tall child is quite helpful on getting you to sleep.

Be it from means of holding you hostage to literally forcing some kind of melatonin down your throat, he's there to help you and is willing to go all night talking to you or take naps during the day.

What ever makes you feel the best he is willing to help you how ever he can.

Tubbo

He knows what it's like to have little bursts of insomnia but he cant imagines what it is like to have them constantly.

But he does keep an emergency stash for one of those nights were no matter what you have the energy drinks and coffee.

Water bottles, heated blankets for cold nights, thin blankets for hot nights, a large playlist to knock out for the night, and teas that dont have caffeine. But you dont know that.

Some teas were actually there to help you fall asleep.

He remembers falling asleep once and waking up to see you are still awake. You've been binge playing some games.

Streaming late in the night. He would try to stream as well but he would end before you did and fall asleep head on your lap.

"(Y/n) come and sleep it's late and I'm tired." Your chat low key told you to go to bed. The they started leaving and saying bye.

That's when you ended and laid in the bed with tubbo.

He is literally like a cat. He can touch you b it if you touch him he will punt you in the sky.

The only differance is when he's half asleep. Then he might give you a few hugs and lay in your lap.

The only time you really touch him is when you crash and fall asleep on his lap, chest, or shoulder.

"Imma sleep."

You fall into the closest part of him and you're out like a light.

Once your crashed it doesn't matter.

You once got a bloody nose because you whacked his shoulder.

Tubbo felt so bad.

But you felt worse because you got blood on his shirt.

He was more worried about your nose.

He told you how to make it up was to take a nap with him.

It was weird. Sleeping during to day then him forcing you to sleep at night too.

For once you got more sleep then four hours and it was thanks to tubbo.

Technoblade

Okay.

Hear me out.

He reads you to sleep and only sleeps when you sleep.

You're forced on his chest, a blanket weighted or not, and his body heat.

Just listening to him speak and the small rubbing on your back.

He's honestly the best when it comes to putting you to sleep.

He doesn't feel safe with sleeping when you arent.

He low key drags you away from the coffee, your games, when you stream he sets a timer and forces you to end so he can finish the book you two were reading.

It honestly started when you 'slept' over once.

The first night you were unable to sleep. Techno took a notice to this and on the second night he pulled you down and tossed a blanket over you.

You two spoke for hours and somehow you passed out to him telling you a story.

When he noticed this he got a book and decided that you two should try this.

When it worked slightly he continued it.

Doubt it was less then the recommended time he was still happy you were getting any sleep at all.

If by some medical you got tired when he was streaming he would maneuver around in the game not to die and you somehow get comfortable onto his lap and body.

You watch him not falling asleep for a ling time. And when you do he's ending stream and realizing he cant move because you're a light sleeper with insomnia.

She he sits there putting on some soft music as he starts humming and lightly rereading the first part of the book so you would stay asleep.

But last say nothing is working at all.

He lost his voice lightly, and you ended up getting the coffee and energy drinks.

You two were both up all night farming potatoes and carrots in minecraft.

He took a small nap but woke up when his potatoes were completely done.

You did mess with him and planted a few carrots in one of his farms.

You both drank alot of coffee and energy drinks to stay up for the rest of the day.

If you dont fully crash the next night techno will lightly read you to sleep.

"Did you know icarus, the kind with the wax wings knew that he was going to die. He embraced it to him it was a beauty." His voice made you fully relax and he literally rubs your back until you're fully asleep.

You two wouldnt have it any other way though.

Father! Philza

He knew from the instant he woke up you hadn't slept.

He saw the bags under your eyes and the many used coffee filters.

His house any minor cant drink energy drinks. But coffee is allowed.

He stayed up the next night listening in on your stream and watching you play a very bloody and gory game.

But he knew you weren't fazed.

He continued to listen in.

"You know. I havent been able to sleep lately. Honestly I dont know why." Your voice was soft and full of confusion.

"I mean there's nothing that's stopping me. My beds right behind me, everything freshly washed. But I just cant sleep." It seemed you chat was telling you to please sleep.

"Its not that I dont want to sleep chat. Believe me. I want too but my body wont let me. I've tried nearly everything. Rearranging my room, cleaning it, washing my covers, reading, not having electronics near my bed. But I sit up for hours." Phil knew what this was and how it felt. He had this when he was young.

So he donated, "try taking some melatonin, if that doesn't work well book you a doctors appointment for this." The automated voice spoke.

"Dad? What are you doing up so late. You should be asleep." You heard light footsteps. Then a small knock and the door opened.

Phil had just walked in, a pill in his hand.

"Chewable. Its strawberry." Moving you mic away you popped it into your mouth chewing lightly.

"I'm going to pull up your extra chair and stay here alright?" You gave a nod and continued on gears 3. Your chat was going crazy on hearing Phil's voice.

And as a faceless streamer it was so hard to not let your chat look at your father.

Sadly the melatonin didnt work and you went to co op campaign with your father.

You two were streaming all night. And Momza wasn't happy.

Phil was kind of tired and you looked kinda like death.

But when phil explained to her in private she understood and started to call you doctors office.

It was extremely lucky when she did. Cause someone just canceled their appointment at 5pm. And they were fully willing to squeeze you in.

Especially after the complaint.

Let's just say they gave you something to help you sleep. And surprisingly it worked.

You took it about 10 you passed out at 11. You were out cold.

You never did tell them that you were having this issue for almost a year. If they knew then they would have been very, and I mean very, upset.

When you told your stream about it they were happy you were getting a healthier amount of sleep.

And you can play your games a bit louder now. And with the help of tommy, wilbur, tubbo, or even your father.

I apologize if this isnt what you wanted with this ask but it's what I kind of gathered. Because my brain isnt the best with certain things.

But thank you for the request. And I am sorry it took so long. I'm just a bit slow at times. ;)

Hope that you enjoyed and have a nice day.

Eli out.

[sleepy-dreamers-inc]

Hmmmmm.

How would you guys feel about a Dadza x Reader oneshot fic that would basically be Dadza adopting a teenage reader?

and that would definitely be self indulgent and venty for me ajdhskjdjs

I’ll take the amount of likes this post gets as an indication you guys want that; or drop a message in my in-box.

i just need to write a self indulgent fic guys please sjdhskjs

[worminstuff]

very smol tbott blurb from the drafts, just for you crumb dwellers, luh u

tbott mini blurb

sleepy bois x reader au

techno often finds himself taking care of y/n these days. it’s not that he never had before, it just seems different now.

warnings: none i can think of, super very fluff

word count: i dunno

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Techno and y/n were having a bit of a quiet evening. They spent their morning at the sleepy house since wilbur was going to be there for the day, and the kiddos were all there aswell.

A neighbor of theirs had a daughter tommys age, her name is Clémence, as her parents are foreign. Tommy had a hard time pronouncing it, (he would go, claymoss ), and early on started calling her clementie. He claimed it was just better.

Like most nicknames in the sleepy house, it caught on. Clementine was thus a member of the extended sleepy family. And tubbo and tommys little group, (literally just the two of them) had expanded for one new member.

They had a bit of a family morning with the house being full, all the kids, both dads, all the brothers, and of course y/n.

They would’ve stayed longer, had techno not realized how tired y/n seemed. He dragged her home, and shoved her to bed. Almost literally.

This brings us to their present state:

Technos arms were wrapped snuggly around y/n as she layed against his chest, they were propped up on many of the pillows on their bed.

“You still need to take out your conta-“ techno was cut off,

“You still need to take out your contacts” y/n mocked him.

Techno shifted, his neck craning in dramatic offense as he went to place a dramatic hand on his chest.

Y/n looked up at his extremely dramatically offended face, and only stared.

Technos gaze switched as he looked down at her, now only glaring. All the feigned offense gone from his face.

“Go take out your contacts.” He deadpanned.

Y/n grinned, “or what, pinky?”

Technos gaze boared into hers for a moment longer before his hands were at her sides, lifting her off him enough to toss her down the bed a bit.

“Go.” A smile was pushing against his teeth as he looked at her surprised face looking back at him, he assumed it was cause he threw her.

“Whats in it for me?” She asked, a tilt of sass in her voice.

Techno quirked a brow then hummed, “how about..a kiss?” He shrugged.

Y/n’s eyes lit up and she dashed from the bed to the bathroom to take her contacts out.

Techno rolled his eyes and laid back where he had been, y/ns spot already ready when she would come back.

Oh, and a kiss too.