#dan and phil... when i catch you dan and phil...

[rhetorical-conscience]

how am i meant to explain to someone what i did tonight?

was it a therapy session? a rave? a confessional, a drag show, a youtuber boxing match?

yes. yes, it was all of those things.

[manchesterau]

the colors of the terrible influence tour (tut.)

[s0ulweed]

mf don’t give me that teenage relationships won’t last bullshit you met phil when you were LITERALLY EIGHTEEN

[nebulaedaniel]

when the phlonde dropped i forgot to lock my bike. when half dressed wolf phil dropped i almost burned the food i had the oven. why does a man have this much power

[emojackolantern]

this is psychological warfare

[daniphiw]

“did someone order a dangerous amount of ham” is crazy

[teninchdildoll]

so excited to go to work tomorrow with one earbud in as I sneakily watch the bday stream and try to be normal. gotta try not to giggle goof or gawk. gotta be chill about it

[dnpstardust]

He knows EXACTLY what he did posting this

[editing-tips69]

no one irl knows the magnitude of what happened to me today. i am a changed person, my life forever altered, and i just have to keep that shit to myself??? save me phlonde phil save me

[tarotfiend]

THAT MF UPLOADS EVERY SINGLE GD TIME IM AT WORK I NEED HIM DEAD

[0nlyhere4phil]

this "new phil" doesn't even know whats coming.

[danandphilese]

goddamn it the phagenda is working. im starting to see them everywhere

[nebulaedaniel]

“you are our join lover” i need to know less. i dont want to hear phil say anything ever again thank you🩷

[emojackolantern]

sure. make half the screen glitch to a totally different thing for ten frames. who the hell cares.

[2009editingtips]

I'm in the discord server you mentioned but please elaborate on how Normal you are about this image

So so normal

And another thing!

Fully dressed with a belt on (shocking) sleeping is so much more poignant to me than sleeping in pajamas cause like, yes, we could make the argument that Dan is legit bone-dead tired, but I like to live in romance land, and to fall asleep with all your uncomfortable outside clothes on, on some random guy's couch, means that everything is comfortable and soft around said guy. And it doesn't matter if the metal from your belt bites into the soft skin of your stomach, because the pull of sleep, the pull of comfort and safety outweighs any discomfort.

And how beautiful, right? To be safe. To not have to perform. To sleep.

[tinitiny]

MOON CHAIR??? IT HITS DIFFERENT???