#dandy devito

[charmac]

Okay so update on my party I mentioned yesterday, (it was for my graduation and honestly wasn't really a party in most people's context but was a great group get together and I'm counting it as one):

I obviously went with the Mac Outfit, (even if my pants were wrong and I'm by cannon not wearing a duster) the interpretations were mixed, I got Silent Bob/a Lost Boy/a stray Vampire in Buffy/an Outsiders Obsessed Ralph Macchio wannabe and was mocked for wearing a leather jacket in 90 degree weather. My one friend (the tall guy in the back) was either Dee or Charlie depending on your perspective, during the Beats Boggs Episode he even had a 71 on his forehead. The girl in the sunglasses was Season 1 Dee (she's never seen the show, so the whole thing was really funny for her). The girl in the front with short hair was an analytical take on Mac Fights Gay Marriage (the Down With Cis is also just a Tumblr bit), she planned the party so shout out to her. The person who took the picture didn't wear a costume and was punished by wearing a dunce cap, they did have vaguely Danny DeVito glasses though.

The party was fun. We did activities that followed the D.E.N.N.I.S System, each letter correlated with a game that had a tie to a method of the system, aggressive Uno, headbands (but to Sunny it up it had concepts such as Adam Sandler, Target DEI Rep, Used Tissue, A Gay Bear and Yankee Doodle Dandy at McDonalds dressed like Luigi Mangione), pictionary, truth or dare and then just like embarrassing tasks (which were too scary for everyone) and they all coordinated with a letter in the system and referenced the show one way or another, it functioned a little like CharDee MacDennis, but slightly more civilized. We also made a lot of S.I.N.N.E.D references that my friend on season 7 didn't get and some slight Bi Glenn Howerton/Dennis truthing, sue us.

Side note a really funny thing happened, where we were there are people who walk around and try to pray for you, (especially if you stand out in anyway). They came up to us and started going on a tangent about god or whatever and approached my friend who had the giant 71 on his forehead and asked what it meant and he replied it's the number of drinks I had on the plane here, and just kept going with the bit, he explained that he ate half a roasted chicken after, played a game of baseball and smoked a few joints too, she told him Jesus was the best high you could get, he said he was Jewish and she said something about a false god, so I really didn't see any issue with messing with her, I kept making various Sunny and other blasphemous media references telling her I listened to religious music and godly TV (Jesus is Way Cool by King Missile and the film Dogma) throughout, pretending to care, as she 'converted' my friend who was just being ridiculous but believable enough, then she prayed for us and she refused to say my name in the prayer when I told her it was Mac, our other friend just stood there laughing during this entire exchange that took roughly 20 minutes. We finished by saying that we found Jesus and now it was time to find the party. That's just Central Florida for you though.

Your friend recounting CharDee's experience in Boggs as his own to missionaries is killing me so bad... I am so glad she was able to save all of your souls what an upstanding citizen <3 Also that game idea with the D.E.N.N.I.S. System is so cool I might have to steal that from you lowkey.

Congrats on graduating!! You guys look awesome!

[shroomiearts]

Dandy devito

[peppini]

Updated Dandy’s Outfit

Things I’ve added:

Shorts: they suit her lifestyle better since she’s more active, they’re secured with a belt and 5th element looking suspenders! Dandy has an extremely small frame so this helps the shorts fit her better.

Gloves:easier to draw than hands lol mainly for her mechanics work. Underneath are bandages to cover up some minor injuries and make the gloves fit better without slipping off, the adjustable strap at the wrist of the glove helps too.

Tactical leg strap: has some small tools and a knife along with Dead Snip’s feather💔

Shoes: platform Okobo-esque sandals. Bought them used from a retired and destitute actor. (Story for another time lol) eases her height complex and adds about 6 inches. Hurts her feet a LOT, aren’t meant to be worn for long periods but she does it anyways because her height is more important to her so it’s a little self destructive character flaw. She might take them off at one point.

(Edit: she can also use her sandals for combat, the platform adds hard surface kicks that cause more damage than regular kicks! and the strong wood is good for blocking and parrying melee attacks!)

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Im real excited about a campaign coming up. Not only had it been almost 2 years since I've played, my character is a human druid based on a badger character from tge Noobtown book series. The author says that a human version of the badger would look like an Angry Buff Scottish Danny Devito☆☆☆

My characters name is Dandy Badger

Sounds like a silly good time!

Enjoy your impending tragedy.

[crocyoota]

OMG A MOB PSYCHO FAN!

Okay real talk bc I’m curious. Does Dimples give you Dandy Devito vibes?

This is for science I swear

I FINISNED MP100 LIKE A WEEK OR TWO AGO...I binged it in like 4-5 days it’s so good I’m obsessed

AND YES. But like, dimple gives off more frank reynolds danny devito vibes imo 😭

[jahveedap]

Mand1ngo Lingo ☆(Raw from the Jaw Octane to Drive Cleopatras Insane) ©2O2O -Epic Exotica Poem By Jah-Ví da P. (Poet) aka SJS

Mighty Mandingo with mo chips than Pringle; Savvy J. Smoove known ta kick the asphalt-jungle prism lingo; {or kick a chick out my Regal}... Fingertips savored like a winding Jamaican ragga-lady's hips, or Ecuadorian cuisine, I'm in Quito! Sold the old-school on OfferUp, heem pullin up in laptop limousines with twins- no Danny Devito. Suited & booted- El Jefe fit, throwback Denero/"Ace" in Casino. Mon$ter mashin witta passion for riches & rations. Uselessly, was usedta thuggin it up wit my Cuzzinz and kindred, barbaric breadren in trenches where da streets get drenched by villainous shower posses- Civilians much shook... Turned the page of a new & improved playbook. Reversed course, returned from the drawing board in full force. '17 Spring saw a ninjah spread wings over the Mississippi Riv...

& begin to ball like Bocce. Flanked by dime piece from the Far East plus a platinum purse wearin wet nurse struttin tipsy off some sake- Like Whoa Kimosabi!- Sportin Starburys with travel Visa in hand. VIP soapy-land, bathed by generous geisha-graced gaias in Japan. Covered by MasterCard & Visa full tilt to the hilt, as much green as the Grinch. Heem's covertly carryin an Amazon's cloaked fire-stick which got more kick than Shotokan karate or Sensei Miyagi. Bounty huntin the sexiest, diamond-studded pedicured toes & bossy but bravehearted siren-esque souls for flavin finesse, non-duress & impressed dirty mind-control. Papí privy to Acapulco Gold- Evergreenz 4-Ever. 🌲🌲🌲~ Doin it for homiez who went while wet, or was wetted up in the wettest weather up north, tribal ties too deep to sever; yet for progress, it's Now or Never. Hot Desert Eagz for the sleaze of thieves, slick serpentine Eves & tuff-guyz who might wanna try me, trynna snuff my light years out, the trap star route; Meet meat-eating hollow tips from I-R beams 0n-Pt. Executed schemes and skirted off into 💯 or more starry nights of Colorado heights; whether wrong or right, The Law Was Club & Fang. Respect- the Yin, & Power- the Yang. If OG gauge shells sing execution before Hustle & $chiest can map a solution- Unleash charm to unarm. My vocals spit Lit like firearm spray- Automatic & autoimmune to vixen perfume. Golden Rose-Up outta asbestos walls/Same-gender concentration camps called correctional centers where many an anti-intellectual may enter. Best believe prayers are for players, as well; To the blade, run and do tell/more props to him- $lim Jim forsook crook life trials to boycott the cleanest or filthiest county jail- Yep, A Negus made bail! Homeboy 4 Life came & got me out that hell. Lawyered up with wiggle-room to boom. Court date not til next moon. Dapper Daddy- a daredevil dandy hypnotizing then magnetizing arm-candy. Hungrier hunter back out & about. Guaranteed to shout louder and prouder than Jump-off joy at knockin’ a high-heeled stunner in Stiletto-Summers; IT-Talented 10th Wonder, high standards & high maintenance-type, Wimbledon trophy azz booty queen. Found her hurtin the Wall St. scene. We made plans for New Orleans & ended up in the Philippines. Gangsta lean in the foreign like the tower of Piza. Like Nipsey & Lauren on ivory horses; Astons & Jags vs Benzos & Porsches. Newly divorced, porcelain face- No acne. Don't @ me, in season for slayin, playin $ugar daddies for sport... The Don of the Dance & Belle of the Ball. V8 smashin down olden silk roads, Middle-fingaz to All of ya'll.

Priceless advice dispensed out the mouthpiece of a modern urbanite prince- kissed by flavor & fortune; was once just a horny toad. Bad kittiez in beast mode, temptress and enchantress trained to go. Determined fa sho'. Liquid-glass paint job. Dressed like Yakuza mob. Cuz executive salaries & suites treat my sweeter ambitions & Bossprenuer intuitions. Pretty brown-eyed Forza models in prime or mint condition; fun-size & amazingly tall, dangerous dolls scaling walls of inhibition. Germany capital hunger pangs. Amsterdam plan excursions, quasi-nervous to strike gold, in Go-go-getterz South Afrikin Cashmere glam. Angelic cobras trained in ruff-rydin Supernovas. Grindin to go legit, elevate a seedy trade & split, then get- tight fisted as cutthroat casinos! For Virgin Islands vacays, groovin on a Sunday and bucket-naked baby makin in Cocomo sands. No mo dim-witted dame distractions, entitled misses interjecting irritating interruptions, or destiny date disruptions. Nor peasantry class destructions like goin back to 3×5 concrete closets, er cells, on some dumb shis, while missing out on wasted clout. Overpursuing trife scams for a hunid grams, as time's too swift to monger cheap Sex, Pills & Trap Rap forever, all the while poofin pale pearl dust a la whispy, amped up poisonous inhalants- an oft-devastating & pulsating perversion named 'Crissy'. And likely a lil pow-wow baggie of blonde sniffie got brought along too- Dat snow-toe ho that'll damage A Pro, Also. That Michele Pfiefer in ya piff, promo-primo and still illegal/whyte liger aka dat blow- drastic drift of Yao Ming, and a faint opium den stench in her Harley Quinn handbag. At the beachfront bungalow sippin Hen, outta Molly so doin snow toe lines on her tummy's tan lines. Ski camp vamp, a mid-toxic dragon chasin the nitro night's dreams. Though testing out swings on Alpine- At the extreme of excess, the apex, Mr. Mannahorn of granite intentions, shapen by gritter Griselda's game-lessons learned. Hence groomed by the realest with the illest access to top strategies of Ginormous success.

Grabbed the bull by its horns. Saw my crown turn to thorns. The crowd stillborn started to shake their heads in scorn. Rebellious daughters' mothers mourn. Tired hearts torn. Took her through shit-storm. Came out above the norm. Exceeding Exotic. Drake said- Do Right And Kill Everything, but my tongue worked beyond any diamond ring. Trust she was sprung off K1ng ding-a-ling. Mighty long thing. Me & Ming Lang Gang/Tru Hef & Heifahz - YaddadaMín. Poohn-Tang Clan porno van. Mean-stroke, deep throat. Lust boat afloat just offshore on shallow waters. 2nite I dine on Purrl Harbor, Tick-tock hotties and sexpots dominated by a despot. However, it's Girlz Nite Out all night @ the Hotel Sweet-Spot. Siraq on the rocks when I dock, crush G-Spots on the dot, with enough left over for the rest of the flock, the felines who jock. Talk money & her ears go pointy upwards like Spock. Adult Star Trek and in the lifestyle up to him's neck- Killin the Playboy mansion for Czech brothel expansion. Space-Age Polished Inspirational Maccadocious Politickin got trix clickin on 6-figure cam-girlz who be ghostin. Coastin past the 69th parallel; private jetstream parade/ just a global campaign of erotic starcade to get paid. So the Po-Pimpology Playbook taught- to Never wife a thot. Tha hell if she icy-hot. Not even if she got Cleopatra's Twat. If she walk to the bank, then 1'mma' have her trot. If she like it a little, she will luv it a lot...

JEWEL THIEF

... Caught thee most slippery, yearning Siamese cat-eyed twenty-somethin unlearned, twin sistren going through my pockets that morning, quiet as kept while I slept. Both crept upon my wallet similar to Eve stepping toward that apple and the winged king cobra's forked tongue- In a flash, mommis dropped it like fried catfish grease tinged her skin. A serious sire inquired while ne'er surprised in the least: "Hey! Wtf are you doing with that!?" From the corner of my eye, they wished they were sly, (Too high off bezels and altitude to watch for viper pit boss, thought I would take a loss. Must've figured I was all gassed and passed out cold due to Int'l rock-star partyin hard the night before witta trio of Singaporean & Thai honey, bare buttocks bartered/mucho moistened delicacies/hard-knock chicks who practice licks that insinuate intimacy with Koh Phangan Island's more salacious, insatiable and super soaked, salivating hot rod's wap.) Ran out a ninja's room at 6:09am on the dot...

With an eyelid open, I spotted Ms. fox.

86'ed all 3 of em out the spot.

They could've gotten shot.

Instead made off with empty jewelry box.

-SJS©️2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣

[mldctus]

                     LISANDRA YAXLEY VDAY PLAYLIST

01. “Back To You” - Twin Forks  // 02. “Do I Wanna Know” - Arctic Monkeys // 03. “Bad Reputation” - Joan Jett  // 04. “Wish You Were Here” - Pink Floyd  // 05. “Harden My Heart” - Julianne Hough (Rock of Ages OST version) // 06. “Bohemian Like You” - Dandy Warhols // 07. “Fire Meet Gasoline” - SIA // 08. “We Are Not Alone” - Karla Devito // 09. “Girl You’re Alright” - Paul Otten.

[sunshinemossboy]

which is your fav ahs season

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I CAN'T DECIDE????!!

I'm just gonna be extra as hell and list my pros and cons... get ready for a long ass answer sorrynotsorry you're dealing with a writer here:

Murder House

just gonna say it - overrated

I do appreciate it because it sparked the rest of AHS

created some iconic characters

in hindsight, at least Tate is better than Kai

still a really good concept

a bit boring at times though

Jessica Lange is fucking superb

lowkey started trend of Lily Rabe's characters either dying or already being dead and me no likey that so much

Francis Conroy talking about men is always great but I liked the more subtle hints to her speeches this time

Asylum

LANA BANA BO BANA BANANA FANA FO FANA FE FI MO MANA, LANA

Sarah Paulson and Lily Rabe were ICONIC in this season holy fckin christ

so was Jessica Lange

and Zachary Quinto

basically the characters had really good like writing and rounding out and such

but wtf was with the alien subplot??

some damn good writing

while I do not approve of Sister Mary Satan raping the monsignor I can never get "There was a priest, the dirty beast, his name was Alexander. His mighty dick was inches thick, he called it Salamander" out of my head

Jude and Kit at the end was so sweet

Coven

honestly at times bit off more than they could chew with the subplots, not all of those were really resolved

Jessica Lange somehow even more iconic

same with Kathy Bates and Angela Bassett, what QUEENS

Foxxay

seriously both Misty and Cordelia are adorable on their own, and together I just can't handle it

STEVIE NICKS

the music in this season provokes an emotional response from me

"Can we please not move things? Some of us are blind!"

*stuffs bagels into bag* "Who's takin me home?"

Myrtle Snow calmly playing that instrument while Cordelia had a breakdown

those all black looks were good shit

Freak Show

this shit was SAD AS HELL

like literally how they killed all the characters was fucking gut wrenching

also Pepper? at Briarcliff?? seeing that magazine with Elsa on it??? I cry every time

once again proved the crazy talent of Sarah Paulson

at least Lily Rabe was kinda there

despite being a little shit Dandy was a great character

last time they had some really long episodes, or at least varied between 45 min and longer, which I liked bc I think it let them do quite a bit

I want Sarah Paulson's cover of Criminal to play at my funeral or my wedding or goddamn something ugh

"We might not be on a farm but something sure smells like bullshit to me" (paraphrased)

I can't believe they made me feel so damn bad for a scary clown dude, he didn't deserve that

Hotel

the fucking style? and music? SUPERB

"I FUCKING LIVE HERE"

when Iris was gonna off herself and made that video

I have a love/hate relationship with John Lowe 'cause he kinda stupid

Evan Peters looking like Spongebob as a fancy waiter

Lady Gaga and Matt Bomer drenched in blood

everything about Liz Taylor was like beautiful

somehow the vampire thing worked

could (should) have used literally any song other than hotline bling

Devil's Night was great but then they made an inconsistency with the zodiac killer in Cult

aT lEaSt LiLy RaBe WaS kInDa ThErE

loved it when Billie came back

Roanoke

enjoyed the documentary style and kudos to Ryan for doing something different

with that being said it was pretty predictable and cliche

so damn happy to see Lily Rabe back

favorite fan promo thing I saw: "Lily Rabe is back and she has a gluten allergy and questionable judgement" (paraphrased but hilarious and accurate)

wish they had time to round out the actor characters (Audrey, Monet, etc)

RIP an accent 2016-2016

still though, it brought some good people back into the cast

good call with Adina Porter, she's amazing

"I'm not American, I'm not used to all this carnage!"

honestly a lot of Audrey's lines were great

and her reaction to Shelby's death holy fuck that honestly startled me

Cricket Marlowe looking like Danny Devito in that one episode of Always Sunny

Cult

I liked how they worked phobias into it

a good deal of the sexual stuff just made me really uncomfortable, like especially when it was directed at Ally (or Ivy I guess), idk I think as a lesbian myself it felt like they were pushing all this phallic shit on her and challenging her sexuality which just really rubbed me the wrong way (my take on it, anyway)

Ally's character development though goddamn

Ally in general, she was so fckin cute ugh

I feel like they made Ivy too dislikable? like she could've had SOME redeeming qualities but nah

Kai was fucking awful

people shit on Winter as a character but I still think Billie Lourd acted wonderfully

why do all of Emma Roberts' characters have to be such bitches? lol

still don't know how I feel about it ending with Ally supposedly like becoming leader of the SCUM group or whatever

loved that they used extreme stereotypes of both conservatives and liberals

Apocalypse

they killed Venable too soon

she and Mead were so extra together I loved it

MISTY IS BAAAAACK

again, Foxxay (they better kiss and be happy by the end of this season I stg)

Cordelia's vision was terrifying, like she got her throat torn out jfc

if Cordelia (or, hell, even Billie) die too I'm going to be 2-3 times more heartbroken than I already am about Venable

especially excited to see Mallory's character develop

I both love and hate Michael Langdon

Leslie Grossman still getting all the wack, iconic one-liners

BD Wong being in it was lowkey hilarious to me bc I've only ever seen him in SVU before

"Because I'm the FUCKING Supreme"

can't wait to get more Billie Dean Howard

Jessica Lange! it's been so long, how ya been?

where the hell did Brock go after he broke in to kill Coco? did he just fuck off back into the wastelands?

Ryan, USE LILY RABE'S TALENT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD even if she doesn't stay for long this season (plz let Misty be okay and while I don't quite think it'll happen I'm still hoping to see Nora) bring her back sometime with another major character I miss her so much

I'm excited to see more!

[teevillain]

I must give a bellowing holler to @your_dudeness_rawb_brothers, a man of prodigious taste and style, who has assembled a collection of teeVillain tees that would put even the most discerning dandies to shame! From alleys to alcoves, he is ever at the ready to strike, and I have it on good authority that the diminutive Danny DeVito is forever lurking in his wake, watching his every move. 👀 https://www.instagram.com/p/CovNCDquJmz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

the lorax, but everytime a character appears its bnha and every time u read it u want 2 die

summary: oh you know damn well whats coming, sweetie 

notes: its 2:35 am. i spent over an hour writing this. pls clap. 

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it was a suny day in thneedville and the sun was shining but it was COLD and DARk in dekus hart as he gazed sadly off intot he distance. “mommm wy doesnt todoroki senpai-san NOTICE me???”” he lameneted to his mom.

“maybe its ur ugly little pissbaby child face” inko suggested as she cooked up a spaghety for brekfast.

“how can i impress him??” deku questioned

“try lifting, cucklord” said his grandma recovery girl as she casually bench bressed 600 pounds of rocks.

“how bout i find him  a plant insted?” deku sugested thinking about the tre todoroki painted on his house. he had asked todoorki if he liked trees and he sed ‘ya sur i gues’. “bitches lov plants”

“yeeee i kno wat u mean giv him some *lettuce*” recovery gorl winked

“wat a bout a tree” “but TREEs are DEAD” inko exlciamed! she threw the spagheti on the floor for dramtic effect and cltuched dekus head in his hands. “Son do not SPEAK of such things or The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM wil BUST thru the ROOF and kill you! Now sit down and eat ur capitalism! Consumerism is god hallejeuluah amen!”

“tree” deku whisperd

the hose exploded and every1 died but they were okey. avaracious all-for-one’hare, a tiny liitle with a shiny bowlcut and tiny little man feet bitchslaped deku across the face. “NO TREES ALLOUD!!1!”  he shrieked. he bloo a kiss ot dekus mom “that plate of capitalism u have is cooking upped looks lovly mam”

inko blsuhed. “thanks”

“just make sure to keep the kiddo here away from any” all-for-one’hare, lowered his voice, which was hard bc he was already so short and low and close tothe flor. “trees”

inko gASPed! “of CORSE! i wil keep him away from the place where the trees once were by the Forbindden WAll u buildt with ur money to keep out the Bad COmmunist SentimentsTM”

recovery girl made shifty suspicious looks on her face “sure yea me too”

all-for-one’hare, was convinced. “I AM CONVINECED” he sed “by felicia!” he hopped on his hoverbord and hoverborded away.

inko cleaned the spaghety off the flor and recovery girl pulled deku by the leg into the backyard. “YO FUCKER U BETTER RUN UR ASS OVER THE COMMIE WALL AND GET A TREE SO U CAN START SLINGIN SOME MAD PUSS”

“but gramma im gay”

“then start slingin some nuts my d00d the POINT is get a TRE e” she scremed. “when i was, a yung boi, my ffather, took me over the wall, to see a bunch of trees, he sed son when, u grow up, dont kill them , the trees, and bring the nonbelievers, to come and plant new trees”

“k”

she siezed dekus sholders “GO FORTH CHILD BRING THE TREES SO WE CAN MAKE THEM GROW ANEW AS THE PROPHECY HAS FORETOLD, OUT BEYOND THE WALL LIVES A MYSTERIOUS MAN CALLED THE ONCE-FOR-ALLER, FIND HIM, HE WILL TELL YOU HIS TRAGIC TALE OF TREE AND BRING NEW LIFE TO THIS BARREN CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE, NOW GO”

“k” deku hopped on his totaly radicel scooter headed 2 the wall. a robot cat watched him forehsadowingly.

it was hella empty over the commie cuck wall with not even a bORger king in site!!!1! tree stumps covered the flor and clouds of smonk from a thousand vape pens darkened the sky. a ded bird lay deadly on the ground while its bird children cried over its bird corpse. it was sad. deku took a sad face selfie with the ded bird then did a sick ollie over the corpse and headed toward the mysterious shack in the distants.

the shack had  a bucket in front of the dor labeled “piss”. deku hopped on in the piss bucket “YO ONCE-FOR-ALLER U GOT KIK??” he cried. wind wistled past his ears and he coffed from the vape smoke but then the pis buckt got pulled up on a ROPE and deku found himself hOISted up to a wINdOW!!!! he stareed face to face at a pair of black eyes with blue spots in the middle like limpid tears and some long bony arms with glvovs and yaoi hands reached out to slap him.

“WHAT” he yelled “ARE YOU DOOING” he leaned closer “IN MY SWWAAAAAAMP!????”

deku wet his pants and criied. “i sutjj,,, i jstu  wann, t  a t;rree,,” he said sobbily. “i,m tr yiyng to get s enpai , t o noticnse me,, an ,n  and i  thgout,, i fi  got, hima   t,r,ree, he wo uld liek me”

“fucken millenials” snarled the once for aller “its always senpai this, thrussy that, my neck my back, my snapping-chat, wy wold i giv u a tre??”

“b-because i,, i brought u a SPAGHETTY” deku exxclaimed, pulling pounds of spagheetyi out of his pockets

the once for aller slorped up the spaghetti hongrily “ya ok i gues i can tel  u my storey now. its a dark and trageic tale of capitalism, like the star wors preqols” a tear ran down his bony old cheek. “but insted of jar jar binks thers only me, booboo the fool”

there was  a crossdissolve and suddenly they were in the once-for allers past where he was a big bara man with bara tiddies and twinky skinny geans no where near the size needed to accomodate for his phat dong. he rode along in a cariege puled by a single muel

“FASTER AIZAWA KUN” cried the once-for-aller hapily. “those proletariats arent gonna exploit themselves!”

aizawa the mule grunted sexily and plowed on, workin that tight little mule ass.

the once-for-aller started shredding out a sick nasty solo on an elextric guitar and it was RAD AS HELL as he blasted out the opening cords to jake pol’s magmnum opiss “its everyday bro”. “we gotta dab on those haters aizawa kun” said the once-for aller with  a very gay wink

aizawa the mule grunted in annoyance. he could not dab, for his sexy mule bodey had no arms.

they fond a metric shitload of trees and there were like wildlifes and shit running around. bears (like endeovor) froclikced int he woods with their hairy bara nippels exposed 2 the world, tsuyu and her frog pals swam in the woter, and tokoyami the borb boy  floo in the sky wich was pure and clean without a single trace of vape smoke. the tres looked fuckable so the once for aller busted a nut against one trunk then wipped out a glock and started shootin them down “YEHAW fuCKERS iTS HIGH NOON” he screamed in texan, his native language, as he mowed downt he trees the way present mics sexy voice mows down the pussey.

sudenly DANY DEVITO IN A FURSOOT APEARED. he was tiny and magestic and orange and so fucken valid. also he was grand toledo. “CUNT” he yelled kicking the once for aller in th e kneecaps. “THIS IS THE ENVIROMENT!!!!1! YOU CANT JUST START WEED WACKIN THES TREES WITH YOUR YANKEE DONGLE DANDY AND SHOOTING THEM WITH GUNS!1! THAT IS BAD AND WRONG! CAPTIN PLANET DIED FOR OUR SINS”

the once for aller looked down at the tiny orange man then down at his own big bulgin bara tiddes “i cold crush u 2 deth with my tiddys, maybe u shuld stay out of my way dude’

dany deveto gasped angrely. “how DARE!!1!” he screamed, punching the once-for-allers big toe. “BUDDY I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK YOUR GRAVE WITH MY OWN TWO ASSCHEEKS IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING WORD, I DEFY U TO TALK SHIT, COME AT ME SCRUBLORD IM RIPT”

“try me gardfielf” the once for aller laffed “iv ben drinkign plenty of nut milk so my boneses are helthy and Stronk”

daney devito pulled out his 20 inch thunderdong and beat the once for aller in the head with it until he was past oout on the ground. the woodland crreatures danced hapily around the bodey but then he woke up

“u kno wat” he moaned “mabye capitalism isnt so good, lets al liv together in communism and friendship, and i wont cut and/or fucc any of the trees”

danny deveto was mostly appeased. “ya ok, but if u try anymore fuckin shit ill go back in time and cuck ur grandparents.”

dannneie dievoto tried to hav the once-for aller killed on at least 10 separate occasions and the once for aller did slip in some clandestine tree fuckage now and agein, but other than that the communism and friendship was good. but everything changed went he fire nation atteacked, they defeeted endevor esily but then the once for allers slutty, sluty family showed up to REEK HAVICK :0 !!!1!

the once for allers ugley mom, sir nighteye, stepped out of their cheap car and did the anime glasses thing “toshi u commie thot” he said with distaste “stop being poor”

“but MOM” the once for aller wined “i HAV to be por! its good for the envorionemnt and my new animal frends and if i dont dany devito will beat me over the head with his massive meaty man-canoe!”

“dont b lil bitch, do a capitalism.”

the once for allers loud cosin hizashy jumped out of the wagon. “YAINT” he shrieked at 1000000 decibels, killing 90% of life on erth. “ARE WE GON FUCK SOME TREES OR WHAT”

the once for aller looked at his disproving mom, then at his loud cosin, then at the very fuckable trees. his eyes lingered on a sexy sap hole. “yea we are” he said, pulling out his gitar sexily. “how bad could it posbiley be??”

the answer was prety fucken bad as it turned out. a metric fuckton of people paid to watch the once for aller and his family fuck trees to deth by throwing moneey at them like they were stripers, but then al the tres were fucked ded!!11! the bears starved into ity bity twinks, unable to maintain the THicc, tsuyu and the frogs choked and coffed up water ful of human piss as they peed in the water while laughing in delite at the once for allers antics, and tokoyami and the birbs coffed out their organs from the clouds of vape smoke filing the sky.

soon ther was no one left. the once for allers familey left with al the money, aizawa the fuckable mule was ded, and it was just the once for aller allone in the rouns of his former capitalistc glory with only the bright yellow banana suit on his back to remind him of those days.

dani devioto looked at the once for aller with sad eyes before kciking his own ass so hard he got sent rocketing thru the stratusphere, leaving behind an imapct crater with a single word

“cunt” deku whispered softly in the present as he gazed into the crator.

the once for aller sighed sadley. “iv wondered for years and yeers wat he ment by that, but i think i understand now. unless some1 like u stops being a cunt, then nothign is gona get better, u nut”

“shit fam thats deeep” sed deku

the once for aller looked at dekus pissbaby child face. “i lost evrything to capitalism, my friends, nature, my family” teers rolled down his cheks “i even sold my organs to buy cocane and strippers so now i hav a total of 2 orgens in my hole bodey.”

“kinky”

“but we can change that!” cried the once for aller passionetely. “i am going 2 giv u a tree to plant in thneedvil so communism can return and bring back the life stole from this world with my big stick diplomacy. go now, young midorieya-shonen my boy, GO FORTH IN THE NAME OF COMMUNISM AND UN-CUNT THIS MISEREBLE WORLD!!1!”

ther was an epic radicel chase seen wher deku had to fite the The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM and his grandma recovery girl did sik triks on her moped and deku almost but not quite got to kis todorki senpai but they made it to the town square.

deku held todorokis hands and tenderly put the baby tre in it “here” he sed “take my seed”

todoroky noded solemly. “i hav never wanted anything more than to be given ur seed midoreya” he was about 2 plant the seed in the ground when all for one’hare appered! “NOT SO FAST FUCKHOLES” he yelled capitalistically. “this TRee is COMMuNISM!!1!” he cried to the townspeople. “do u RELLY want to be FILTHY COMMIES???”

“Commies hate micdonaleds!!1” screamed one impassoned townsperson.

“LETS BOIL THEM IN OIL” some one else agred.

“but guys wait!!!” deku cried “dont u want like, nature n shit?”

“CAPITALISTS WANT TO REPLACE EVERY REMOTELY FUCKABLE PERSON WITH A TREE” all for one’hare screamed

teh twonspoeple gasps, thens tarted chanting for deku todo and grandma to get boiled in oil

deku sweated nervosly “um but,, treees,, r good?”

“OIL OIL OIL”

“BACK IN MY DAY WE FUCKED TREES AND WE LIKED IT” recovery girl rored!

that was acomeplling argument. the boil in ooil chanting slowed

all for one turned to his henchperson stain “STAIN” he yelled “TEL THESE HIPPY DIPPY COMMIE TREE FUCKERS WHAT WE REALLY THINK OF THIS CAPTEN PLANET B-ROLL BULLSHIT”

stain cleered his throt and burst into magnificent song “let it gro let it gro, so we can have trees to bone” he sang. he was The Ultimate ChadTM so every1 agreed with him imediately. they throow all for one’hare into a pit of spiders where eh was eten and killed and planted the seed in the fertile butthole of the earth wher it could blosom and gro.

in the folowing yeers trees started groiwng beyond the wals and the once for aller crawled out of his shame sahck to water them with his nut as an act of penanc.e

slowly, magesticsally, danny devito in a fursewt flew down from the sky. “ya done good cunt” he grunted, tenderly slapping the once for allers boney ass with his furry orange old man boner. “ya done good.”

they both floated up to gay heaven by their ass skins wher the once for allers big bara past self greeted them with open arms. “all of ur trubles are ogre” he whispered tenderly in their tidditlyated ears. 

the once for aller caressed his past self “oh oncey” he whispered sweetly “are u shure we should do this?? can u even,,, oh, how can u love me in this broken down form??” 

past once for aller smiled and did the kabedon thing with his future self who whimpered arousedly and blushed carnelian. “its not who we are on the outside” he shoved his entire arm up his entire ass“its who we are inside” 

danney devito cheered the once for allers on as they fucked together for all of eterneity and it was very communiest teh end 

[britesparc]

Weekend Top Ten #422

Top Ten Brothers in Fiction

So last year one of my Top Tens went out on my brother’s birthday and he asked me why I didn’t do a “Top Ten Brothers” in commemoration. I didn’t have a good reason other than not really thinking of it in the first place, so I promised him I’d do one this year.

That time is now.

That’s it. that’s all there is to it this week. No in-depth analysis. No arcane rules. Just Top Ten brothers.

I have spoken.

Jake & Elwood Blues (The Blues Brothers, 1980): the coolest brothers ever, style icons, on a mission from god and packing great tunes (as well as half a pack of cigarettes). Dependable, unflappable, devoted to each other and to their mission.

Thor & Loki Odinson (MCU, from 2011): from the initial brawny idiot/evil genius paradigm, their filial bickering and undercurrents of genuine affection have been a highlight of the MCU. Their gradual evolution into more-or-less equals, and Loki’s final, tragic act, seal the deal.

Sideswipe & Sunstreaker (Transformers comics, from 1984): back when the notion of how siblings even work in Transformers was a vague and ill-defined concept, these two smokin’ hot supercars were a brilliant team. Subsequent iterations have given them more and more wrinkles, but gruff warrior/preening dandy is an adorable pairing.

Data & Lore (Star Trek: The Next Generation, from 1987): like Thor and Loki with worse hair, we have another good/evil brotherhood. Data wants emotion; Lore is haunted by it. More than just an “evil twin” dynamic, Lore’s tragic backstory reinforces Data’s growing humanity.

Mortimer & Randolph Duke (Trading Places, 1983): we’ve had a couple of “evil” brothers, but never two brothers who – as a pair­ – are just utter bastards. And these guys are, deliciously so; devious, cruel, racist, greedy, and utterly hilarious. Bonus points for their Coming to America cameo, which may have been the first in-joke I ever got.

Jules & Vincent Benedict (Twins, 1988): whilst it’s not aged superbly, there’s no denying the great chemistry between Schwarzenegger’s alpha male and DeVito’s runt of the litter. They’re both really funny in their own way, and even if the film is a little floppy and dated, the pair remain great company.

Mario & Luigi Mario (Super Mario games, from 1981): from characterless avatars and simple palette-swap twins, Mario and Luigi have developed distinct and different personalities and playstyles. M is obviously the main man and stock hero, but it’s L’s subtle idiosyncrasies that end up giving both of them a lot more life.

Niles & Frasier Crane (Frasier, 1993-2004): beautiful, transcendental snobbish bickering; an echo chamber of entitled one-percentery. But it’s the humanity that filters through; their contrasting but complementary personalities, their compassion and love for each other. Honourable mention to Bob and Cecil Terwilliger.

Más y Menos (Teen Titans, from 2005): a bit left field, and really there’s not much to say beyond the pair of them being great fun, visually very interesting, a nice piece of diverse casting, and that they have a tremendous hook: they can run fast, but only holding hands.

Boromir & Faramir (The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien, 1954-55): the good son and his beloved brother; the tragic hero and the guilt-wracked survivor. Faramir’s inner strength is beautifully contrasted with Boromir’s outward courage, resisting the ring where his brother could not. Boromir gets the best death in the movies, though. None more heroic.

Right, there we are. Top Ten bros. Hope you’re happy, Villmot.

[spicynbachili1]

Review: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

13 years and kicking

After a decade of airing, it takes a really particular mixture of performing, writing and comedic timing to maintain a sitcom going. For many of those reveals, there appears to be a selected season you possibly can level to the place the standard went on a downward development. Someway, It’s At all times Sunny in Philadelphia has prevented that.

That isn’t to say the more moderen seasons are higher (they clearly aren’t), however the performing from every essential forged member has improved and the boundaries of acceptable comedy have constantly been pushed. You’ll by no means have the ability to accuse It’s At all times Sunny of dumbing right down to the present political local weather. Nonetheless, the present has remained humorous regardless of some missteps and is routinely fulfilling for its darkish inversion of ordinary sitcom tropes.

With season 13, although, the present teeters backwards and forwards between feeling drained and being outrageously daring.

It is At all times Sunny In Philadelphia (Season 13) Director: Varied Ranking: TV-MA Finale Launch Date: November 7, 2018 (FXX)

To shortly get you up to the mark, on the finish of season 12 Dennis (Glenn Howerton) left the gang to be together with his estranged household and begin a brand new life. He was bored with the identical crap on a regular basis and needed to take away himself from the equation. The behind the scenes purpose for this was that Howerton took a depart for inventive and private causes, but it surely was the primary time in a few years the place you couldn’t be so positive what would occur subsequent.

The primary episode instantly addresses this and even pokes enjoyable at the truth that the gang is caught of their identical routine. We get a grotesque model of Dennis as a intercourse doll, a humorous cameo from Mindy Kaling as a possible alternative for Dennis and a few bizarre, perverted perception into how Mac feels about his longtime pal. It then culminates in a twist everybody noticed coming, however one that’s nonetheless pulled off with wonderful performing.

That performing is one thing that I began to note fairly a bit in season 11. After so a few years of portraying these characters, everybody has come to embody the horrible traits of their respective roles. Howerton can placed on a demented scowl on the drop of a hat, Charlie Day is ideal for the schizophrenic insanity that Charlie routinely reveals and Kaitlin Olson seems each threatening and determined when the instances requires it. Even Danny DeVito manages to dwell as much as the severely excessive expectations of Frank by changing into crazier and crazier because the years go on.

They fortunately have prevented the trope of “Flanderization,” which is a time period popularized by how The Simpsons slowly stripped away different persona quirks over time. There are actually episodes to play to particular parts of every essential character’s persona, however It’s At all times Sunny has multi-faceted jackasses as its leads and it really works all the higher for it.

We get to see loads of these angles in season 13, which options a number of episodes that may very well be thought-about sequence standouts. The mid-season episode “Time’s Up For the Gang” is an excellent lampooning of the MeToo tradition that brings concerning the absolute worst in everybody. Frank is strolling round like a panicked mess, Charlie is coming to phrases with the a number of sexual traumas he’s endured and even Dee can’t escape claims of sexual harassment due to her gender. It constantly ups the ante with reference to timing, setups for its jokes and even the ultimate reveal that’s so darkly twisted, you simply have to face up and clap.

That doesn’t imply there aren’t episodes that really feel like filler, nevertheless. The third episode of the season is a jab on the “All Feminine Reboots” we’ve seen loads of in Hollywood currently, however doesn’t actually go wherever. It repeats the setup of “The Gang Beats Boggs” from season 10 and excludes the male members of the forged, however then simply continues on like regular. That’s fantastic and dandy as the ladies from It’s At all times Sunny are simply as deplorable as the lads, however it will possibly’t assist however really feel like a retread of previous jokes.

There may be even a stab at satirizing the outdated trope of clip reveals that falls a bit flat. For a present like It’s At all times Sunny that’s consistently subverting outdated and boring sitcom tropes, simply the title of the episode “The Gang Does a Clip Present” clues you into the truth that one thing is amiss from the start. It then wastes half of its runtime being an precise clip present earlier than moving into for the joke with no time to understand a punchline. It actually is amusing however looks like a missed alternative.

I can say that about loads of the episodes. Whereas watching them, I chuckled a bit and was entertained, however the actual pleasure got here to after I was explaining them to my pal. The concepts are ridiculously humorous on paper, however simply don’t actually work out in observe.

I even have to handle that Dennis isn’t current in 40% of the season. I do know there was extra to it than merely scheduling conflicts, however how he’s written off in a number of episodes does really feel lazy. Him being anxious in a small automobile, for instance, doesn’t actually slot in with the character. Placing an episode up to now can also be not a intelligent method of working round Dennis’ absence because it then begins to muddle up the present timeline of episodes.

For probably the most half, although, this can be a fairly typical season of It’s At all times Sunny with one stunningly humorous episode. Then you definately get to the season finale. I’m really at a loss for easy methods to describe it as a result of I’m nonetheless reeling after watching it a number of days in the past. It is likely one of the bravest items of tv I’ve seen in a very long time and can seemingly go down as one of many sequence greatest episodes full cease. The episode, titled “Mac Finds His Pleasure,” takes a deeper look into Mac’s function throughout the gang and the way the opposite characters understand him, however then eschews the standard formulation for one thing else completely.

For a present in its thirteenth season to fully flooring me is uncommon. That isn’t even to say that the entire thing is sensible, as a result of the start drags a bit. It goes in a single course by specializing in Frank and having him spout some insanely insensitive feedback earlier than honing in on Mac and attending to the basis of his closeted homosexuality for all these previous years. It’s revealing, lovely, effectively shot, expertly directed and showcases a uncommon sentimentality that I didn’t suppose was attainable from these characters.

It even in some way manages to tug in seemingly offhand jokes about Mac from earlier episodes. It was a season lengthy setup the entire time and I’m totally satisfied the intervals of samey jokes or rushed closers have been all to mislead the viewer for this remaining episode. You go in anticipating drained homosexual jokes and are available out with a brand new appreciation for each Mac and Frank. I simply don’t even know the way that’s attainable.

It doesn’t erase my criticisms of earlier episodes within the season, but it surely does depart me extremely excited for no matter season 14 has in retailer. With season 12’s nearer, it was fairly apparent that Dennis wouldn’t be exiting the present. He has been there because the starting and eradicating him fully is only a unhealthy concept. With season 13’s ending, although, loads might probably change sooner or later.

I doubt we’ll see a reformation from the Gang into precise good folks, however attainable explanations for his or her scummy habits might make for a present that will get us to look at our personal crappy behaviors. I can’t imagine I’m probably going to psycho-analyze It’s At all times Sunny in Philadelphia, however something appears attainable now.

General, this has been one of many higher seasons in a very long time. It isn’t an prompt traditional or something, but it surely comprises a few of the greatest performing and boldest makes an attempt at humor from the Gang in ages. I used to be getting just a little drained after final season, however now I’m satisfied this present wants to remain on the air. Right here’s to the longer term!

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GOOD

Strong and undoubtedly has an viewers. There may very well be some hard-to-ignore faults, however the expertise is enjoyable. How we rating:  The destructoid critiques information

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[peppini]

Pffffffffft I wanted to add another Shorty so that dandy wasn’t only one but it’s still hilarious how she’s still the shortest😂 She’s like a gender-bent Danny Devito. I did have an outfit concept that involved bionic leg armor that kind of functioned liked stilts to give her that extra heigh but also why the hell would I give my OCS what they want when insecurities are all in the name of character development 😉👍🏼

While we’re on the topic when it comes to the oc lore I’m not sure if I should continue where I’m at or jump to the future and then pic back up on Dandy’s childhood later.

[hercaeus]

That I do say!

Forsooth, most have heard some tales of my exploits. I quite liked Danny Devito in the animated feature. And still I have yet to hear that my true presence is any disappointment- tho’ my true story often is, to those familiar only with Disney!

Ah, Bowling is a dandy sport indeed. Casual, social, and great fun! One of a kind.

I am enjoying a beautiful view, and lamenting that I’ve currently no-one to share it with! My dearest friend hath other things to take care of, as do my sisters and the pretty guests I often entertain.

hercaeus‌:

@lateforarmageddon @gratiosus Greetings to ye! I am Hēraklês, better known as Hercules, God of Heroes and Athletes, Defender of Mortals and Gate-Keeper of Olympus. How fare thee on this fair eve?

defender of mortals, you say. god of heroes, you say.

hmm!~ it takes all kinds, doesn’t it.

i must admit i’ve heard stories of you. i can’t, however, admit i’ve had the chance to meet you myself.

i fare thee just fine and dandy. rounding up the cavalry for an evening of bowling and fun, if i can manage. 8)

yourself?

[circusfans-italia]

FOVAROSI NAGYCIRKUSZ - IL CIRCO ENTRA IN CASA

  Ha debuttato lo scorso anno il 23 aprile 2019 ed è andato in scena per 22 settimane, circa 140 show per un totale di 140.000. spettatori, questo il successo di FLYING CIRCUS lo show che ci verrà regalato questo fine settimana dal Fovarosi Nagycirkusz e diretto da Kristian Kristof. Verrà trasmesso sulla piattaforma Facebook ufficiale Fovarosi Nagycirkusz. La prima parte verrà trasmessa sabato 30 maggio alle ore 18:00 mentre la seconda parte verà trasmessa domenica 31 maggio alle ore 18:00.

"Dall'inizio dei tempi il circo è una miscela di meraviglia, stupore e fantasia che prendono vita. Principalmente per i bambini, ma anche nei cuori degli adulti, quando un vecchio ricordo porta risate, una sensazione che possono rivivere durante lo spettacolo del "Flying Circus". Il nostro pubblico prende parte a un viaggio magico, che ci riporterà al glorioso passato dei grandi circhi che esistevano un secolo fa, evocando il grandioso periodo d'oro delle arti circensi. Ogni adulto può diventare di nuovo un bambino e ogni bambino può sperimentare ciò che i loro genitori hanno vissuto come bambini. La produzione evoca l'atmosfera dei circhi dei primi del Novecento. Uno degli elementi più importanti del circo è la risata, che sarà fornita da uno dei più famosi duetti di clown del nostro tempo, Daris e Fumagalli. Vincitori del golden clown al Circus Festival di Monte Carlo nel 2015 e per la prima volta in pista in uno spettacolo ungherese.

La Mongolian Circus Production esegue un emozionante numero di salto alla  corda e un numero di acrobatica sui globi. 

Gli acrobati del barra russa, il trio Dandy,  sono attualmente i migliori del genere, hanno eseguito cinque diverse tripli salti mortali, senza sicurezza, nell'ultima edizione del festival di Monte-Carlo vincendo un Silver Clown.

Jana Posna - che è apparsa nel film Dumbo con Danny DeVito, Michael Keaton, Eva Green e Colin Farrell - ha presentato l'amore e la fiducia incondizionati tra umani e animali nella sua giocosa presentazione del cane. Credo che la nostra arte sia in grado di trovare il bambino che è in noi e di rifarlo rivivere per qualche ora, rivivendo i ricordi di un'infanzia spensierata.  Risate e Circo possono fare meraviglie!" Kristian Kristof - Regista dello show   #ilcircoentraincasa TRAILER DELLO SHOW

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[new-showrunner]

Pon a prueba tu idea

Notas sobre el taller de Alexander Bar

“Recuerda, lo que hacemos es un camino, no un momento…”

Alexander Bar no se presenta como animador ni como desarrollador, sino como creador de shows. Es significativo mencionarlo porque parece ser un nuevo nicho profesional, en el que los creadores generan ideas que en un momento determinado sueltan para que sean otros quienes las desarrollen.

Alexander es creador de series animadas para televisión (además de cómics y otros contenidos), que han alcanzado éxitos internacionales. En México quizá su show más conocido es Lunar Jim (que inició como una tira cómica en los 90 antes de volverse serie de televisión hace poco menos de una década, y llegar a todo el mundo). Posteriormente desarrolló Mike The Knight entre otras propiedades intelectuales. A lo largo de su carrera, también ha sido creador de cómics, como Dandy y Captain Handome.

En la última edición de KidScreen realizada en Miami en marzo de este año, Alexander impartió un taller sobre cómo hacer series animadas que puedan venderse. De todos los consejos que dio (fue un taller largo y lleno de muchos contenidos, de los cuales iremos compartiendo algunos), destacamos primero estas tres recomendaciones básicas para evaluar tu idea antes de iniciar el desarrollo.

1. No olvides que una idea no es todavía un show

Es muy fácil pensar que ya tienes un pitch listo porque tuviste una buena idea, pero esto no es así. Tienes que preguntarte cómo poner a prueba esa idea, esa “inspiración”. La primera pregunta tendría que ser: ¿esta idea va a poder desarrollarse en 104 capítulos? Y la siguiente pregunta podría ser: ¿y a quién más le interesa una idea como esta?

El objetivo es que seas capaz de evaluar si tu idea es suficiente para construir un show. Hay otros ejercicios que pueden ser útiles para esta evaluación. Imagínate la secuencia de inicio de cada capítulo donde se presentan los personajes, por ejemplo. O imagina cómo sería un episodio cualquiera (el capítulo ocho, no el uno). O trata de encontrar los argumentos que la podrían hacer vendible (como “los niños aman explorar, y por eso esta serie va a funcionar…”). O hazte todas las preguntas que se te ocurran sobre tu idea, buscando convencerte que es una idea con posibilidades.

2. Piensa en el contexto

No olvides que el éxito de un proyecto no sólo depende de tu habilidad creativa y de tu habilidad de venta, sino que también del “timing” cuando presentas tu idea, es decir, el contexto que estamos viviendo, los temas que están funcionando, etc. Hay muy buenas ideas que no despiertan interés durante los pitches porque las cadenas tienen “demasiadas princesas” o “demasiados zombies”. Por eso, aunque quizá tu idea es muy buena, conviene no desarrollarla por ahora, sino guardarla unos años cuando quizá pueda resultar más relevante.

Analiza la programación actual de las principales cadenas, y pregúntate en qué lugar de la barra ubicarías tu serie y, sobre todo, por qué. No se vale decir que porque tu idea es mejor que lo que está al aire, porque eso en realidad depende del punto de vista desde donde preguntes. El criterio de las cadenas siempre tiene que ver con mantener y acrecentar su audiencia, así que tu respuesta tiene que ir en ese sentido. Esfuérzate por ser honesto contigo.

3. Sintetiza el argumento de venta en 3 palabras

Este es un ejercicio que te ayudará a saber si has “atrapado” la esencia de tu idea, y si en esa esencia está presente algún argumento de venta.

Hay muchos pitches famosos que logran comunicar el potencial de mercado en unas pocas palabras. Durante el taller, Alexander puso algunos ejemplos de Pitch memorables con tres palabras claves (en la traducción del inglés algunas quedan en cuatro palabras):

Twins (la película): “Schwarzenegger, Devito, Gemelos”

Alien el octavo pasajero: “Tiburón en el espacio”

Mike the Knight: “Edad Media para Kinder”

Antes de desarrollar todo lo demás, es un buen ejercicio intentar describir en pocas palabras el potencial de mercado atrapado en tu serie, porque eso te permitirá enfocar mejor el resto del desarrollo. Cuando hagas este ejercicio, evalúa si en esas tres palabras lograste captar el concepto, la audiencia y el potencial comercial.