#dangertits

[angelfangs-666]

d1ckmaster & dangert1ts <3

[guitarspearmybeloved]

The Kiss (collab with Alusniper)

The absolutely AMAZING @alusniper offered to color/finish my sketch and holy hell it turned out SO BEAUTIFULLY 😭💕💕💕

I did the lines and Alusniper did the coloring, shading and lovely background! Thank you so so much for collaborating with me. I'm gonna go stare at this for a while 😭💕💕💕

[legendary-defender-of-fandoms]

[jasongotdrip]

Adam and/or Lute? 🎸⚔️

erm…

did you forget that hell is forever?🤨

this is like- really rushed so it’s not the best😭

i love them as a duo but lute definitely isn’t my favorite of the two

I don’t really care about guitarspear cus adam is DEAD HAHAAAA! They’re both horrible people so like… toxic! Not my thing. But I don’t really care lmao

I literally had no idea what i was doing during this so i just kinda winged (wang?) it, pun intended. The guitar isn’t accurate nor are the outfits because adam’s robe thing… just no. And I’m not a racist person at all but it’s so weird drawing pure white skin for lute.. so just no. They’re humans or sum. Idk. Omfg. And we’ll just say adam is masked and he’s wearing gloves ofc-

ALSO!!? WHY DO PEOPLE HATE SERA FOR ALLOWING THE EXTERMINATION. BUT THEY DONT HATE ADAM. THE PERSON WHO LEADS THEM. THE SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC SUPREMACIST?? NO?? Well i like both so its okay🥰

(if i post this on yt itll be at @jasongotdripforrealnocap!!)

and now the gen alpha version my friend and i made is stuck in my head. THANKS CHEESE🤬/l

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[lannal0v3sbutshewrites]

every dangertits needs their dickmaster

where tf is my dickmaster.

[normystical]

I don't ship Adam and Lute but I really like when people use the nicknames "Dickmaster" and "Dangertits" like it's a ship dynamic

[ask-retired-married-exorcists]

Lute lectures on Adam's naming problem!

Lute: "Adam, Sir, please don't name our newborn daughter that isn't inappropriate or crude. You're infamous in naming our Exorcists, Sir."

Adam: "The fuck your talking about, Bitch? I have never given any of my-"

Lute; "Titty, Boobies/Boobsy, Nipples, Clitty, Lace Panties, and Vajie Vagina. She was the last you gave a new identity nickname, Adam. 😑 "

Adam: 👀

Lute: "My name is also an inappropriate one. Lute isn't just an instrument you play... it's also a kind of prostitute, Sir. 😑"

Adam: "That's...kinda hot... coming from a hot woman who's also my third wife, Lute~ 👀😲😏😎

[hauntedtombstone]

Me with all my slasher boyfriends . . . ~

[sillyrandomwriter]

If Adam and Lute were able (and willing) to have a kid, I just imagine a scene like this:

Lute goes into labor and Adam is... pretty chill about it. Isn't the first time after all. He has this handled. Though, one thing he wasn't expecting while Lute was gripping his hand...

"YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG, THIS IS YOUR FAULT, ASS-KISSING TWAT!"

"Geez, Eve wasn't this faul-mouthed when in labor. And lemme tell you, she had nasty shit to say."

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU."

"Babe, chill, you got this."

"KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS NEXT TIME OR I'LL RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"

"Lute, you're fucking breaking my hand!"

holy fuck holy shit YES. this is definitely canon if guitarspear would be canon and had a child. i like to think that Lute just says the most horrendous, terrific and fucking unhinged shit while in labour, breaking her lover’s hand while threatening to also rip his wings off (like she did to Vaggie). and then when everything is over she just goes back to being completely calm, tired and just spending some time cuddling up with her new child and lover who is left utterly confused, since in moment he felt like he was gonna die and in the next he’s completely fine.

canon because i say so

[branded-rose]

“So I was like, ‘Yeah it was great, call you later!’ And I am TOTALLY not gonna call. She wanted to do the lamest positions EVER- What?” Adam tossed a grape into his mouth as he noticed Lute stop what she was doing.

“I didn’t say anything.”

“I saw your head shake! I saw your eyes roll.” He ate another grape as Lute sighed and set the dish down in the soapy water.

“Sir, there isn’t any point in bringing up something we’ve disagreed about at length before.” She turned back to the sink, flipping on the faucet.

“AHA! I @#$%#@ knew it! This is because you think sex HAS to have a purpose. You can totally @##$ and it not mean anything. I do it all the time.” Adam finished off the last of his grapes before grabbing a wine bottle and digging around in the drawer for his corkscrew.

“Besides, you’re just saying that because you’re the most virgin angel in Heaven. You’d change your tune REAL quick Dangertits if you had experience~” The cork flew across the kitchen, narrowly missing his lieutenant’s wing by a hair.

Lute pressed her lips together, puffing her cheeks as she tried to formulate a response.

“Uh-SIR! What are you doing??”

“Getting a drink, I’m thirsty. You want some?” He poured himself some wine, turning to see Lute shooting him a look and motioning pointedly to the glass in the dish drainer.

“I just washed the one from dinner.”

“Uh-huh. Looks great.”

Lute looked at him flatly. She then tossed a towel at him, motioning towards the dishes that were on the rack.

“Then you shouldn’t mind drying them.” She pushed her sleeves up, setting back to work.

Adam regarded the towel flatly, sipping his wine before moving to lean on the counter next to her.

“Quit changing the subject. What’s stopping you anyway?”

“From what?”

“Sex. What’s stopping you? And don’t tell me you buy into all that lovey-dovey ‘I’m waiting for the right guy’ bull.” He set his wine glass aside.

“We’ve had this conversation before-” 

“Yeah, ages ago. Come on. What’s stopping you?” he repeated. 

Lute lifted a plate from the water and brought it close to her face, using her nail to try and dislodge whatever dried on food had stubbornly tried to reside on the ceramic. When she was satisfied, she returned it to the water, sighing when she realized she had to actually consider Adam’s question.

“Sex won’t help me protect Heaven more.” Simple.

“But what if it did? What if your virginity was stopping you from being the baddest @#$%#@ this side of Heaven?” He took the plate, setting it on the counter.

Lute arched a brow, pausing in her work and resting a hand on her hip.

“I thought I already was?”

“Then what? You’re scared?”

Lute scoffed at the notion.

“I fear nothing.” She turned back to the sink, running the plate under the water to rinse it off. She then held the plate out for Adam to take, nodding towards the towel he had unceremoniously discarded on the countertop.

“Then what the @#$% is it? Cause I’m not buying it.” He took the plate, looking at it for half a second before setting it down next to the towel.

She sighed deeply as she returned her attention to the remaining dishes, her eye catching the one she had tried to hand him.

“The moment hasn’t ever come up.” She picked the plate off of the counter, once more holding it out for him to take. Which he did, only to put it right back down.

“That’s because you don’t KNOOOW what you’re missing. The moment could be right there and you’d have NO idea.” He snorted.

“Sir.” Lute picked up theplate, again.

“What?” He scooted towards her, returning the ceramic dish to the counter.

“Will you just dry the @#$%$@ plate?”

“Why? Frustrating you or something? Hmm?”

Lute closed her eyes and pressed her lips together as she gripped the edge of the sink. After a moment, she exhaled deeply through her nose, her face heating up as she felt his breath hot against her neck.

“…Adam.”

“Lute.” His smirk widened as the golden hue spread across her cheeks. He then leaned in closer, his forehead just barely touching hers.

“This enough of a moment?”

Lute swallowed. “Sir, are you… coming onto me?”

“I dunno. You want me to be?” He reached over and grabbed his long since forgotten about wine, taking a sip as he backed up.

She considered the question for a long moment before she reached over, taking the plate off of the counter a final time. She pushed it at him, a hint of a smirk on her lips.

“I want you to dry the plate.”

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I return from like a 800 year hiatus to post this monstrosity because... I am so intrigued by the concept of these horrible angels doing the most mundane of things.

Also there is just something a bit oxymoronic to me about a show about redemption having irredeemable characters such as these. That alone makes them interesting and I hope at the very least LUTE is explored more in season 2.

Adam & Lute © Vivziepop/A24

Artwork © Branded-Rose

[falling-star-cygnus]

[image description: two screenshots from Adam’s official dislikes on his wiki page; one screenshot of the overall thing and one screenshot focusing on the words “seeing lute cry”]

well.

making Adam’s death scene with Lute ✨worse✨ bc this is just- im sobbing now with a part 2✨

“ADAM!”

{Lute shakes the first man with her remaining arm, desperate for any kind of reaction. Recognition- anything that’ll prove he’s still here, anything that’ll prove he’s alive- that he’ll be okay-}

{That feeble, genuine smile is almost worse}

{The cavity in her chest yawns wide; brittle, hollow, failure burning up her throat until she’s struggling for composure}

“Heh… c’mon, Dangertits-”

{Adam’s voice is raspy and fading and so unlike Adam that Lute finally breaks into pieces, too distraught to care about the sinners watching}

{A shaking hand reaches up to brush against her cheek, right under her eye. It’s cold, despite the smear of burning gold it leaves behind like a brand}

“Crying’s not… very badass..”

{The first man tries for levity, a joke that’ll stop the twisting he feels at seeing his right-hand fight back outright sobs}

{His thumb tries futilely to stop her tears before his hand grows too weak to keep itself up. And isn’t that an oxymoron; Adam, trying, weak}

{Maybe only for Lute}

“I… hate… seeing you cry.”

{Adam’s not sure where the honesty is coming from, blood roaring in his ears as the angel holds his limp hand against her face.}

“Adam…”

{The only angel that had ever stayed weeps into his palm and he gets this. He gets to see her in his final moments of clarity. He’s not stupid, he’s knows when he’s gone too far, he knows he’s not coming back from this}

{But she smiles at him, watery and strained as it is. Just for him}

{And then she’s gone, glaring at someone he can’t hear anymore}

{The first man’s palm is warm in his final death}

[guitarspearmybeloved]

If you'd have told me the feeling you'd bring

I'd think it untrue

And people search for a wonder like you

All of their lives

You still amaze me after all this time

You pull me in like some kind of wind

Mesmerized by the hold I'm in

Leave you here, I don't wanna

I wanna

Promise as one does

I, I will protect you at all costs

Keep you safe here in my arms

I, I will protect you at all costs

At all costs

[chrisgrepresa-blog]

Dickmaster x Dangertits Chapter 1, part 1 A

So, yeah, I've started a fanfiction webcomic about the relationship of Adam and Lute some weeks ago (forgot to upload it here until now)

It will be VERY LONG. Like 80 pages or more. Everything will be Full Color.

And in the case your wondering : is this SFW or not? Well, it's a romantic comedy with spicy moments. They will have s€ x starting in chapter 5 and after that like in almost every chapter, but the center of the story is their relationship.

And yes, as Tumblr changed its policies, it will be censored here. Don't wanna read it censored? Then check my Twitter account or my Patreon account (which will have additional content)

Hope you like it, bye!

[australet789]

HH: TLK AU: The Exterminators

Moving onto the Heaven Pride, here are the Dickmaster and Dangertits Adam and Lute.

They (and the other Exorcists) wear the skulls that they caught on their first hunt, the skulls later burnt in lava so they could look more creepy when killing the members of the Hell Pride (Lute is wearing a Roan antelope's skull, Adam actually never killed a cape buffalo, he just wanted to be cooler than the rest).

They think of themselves as a Lion Guard but they dont have the mark (as they kill for pleasure), so the skulls have a painted "mark" that represents the halos in canon.

And the "sword" Lute has is made out of elephant tusks. It's their "angelic steel", as Heaven has access to an Elephant Graveryard (and so does Carmilla, so she is kinda a "poacher" so to speak)

[thepenguinwriter]

Adam x Lute x reader headcanons?

Adam ☆ Lute ☆ Opposites attract

Includes; gn!angel!reader, polyamorous relationship, romantic relationship, mentions of trust issues, Adam and Lute shenanigans

- ☆ You knew Adam and Lute quite well, as a higher ranking angel in Heaven

- ☆ The three of you hung out around each other a lot

- ☆ This usually meant Adam taking you and Lute to his concerts, or just you three shit-talking others

- ☆ And being so close to them, you know very well that both Adam and Lute are stubborn freaks

- ☆ It wasn't clear who developed feelings first because none of you showed ANY signs

- ☆ After a while you couldn't take it anymore and you had to confess to both of them

- ☆ They took it... surprisingly well for themselves

"Uh, yeah, duh! Me and dangertits are awesome, why wouldn't you love us?"

"Sir, I think they meant love.. in the romantic way."

"Ohhhh! You wanna date both of us?"

- ☆ Adam figured it out surprisingly quickly!

- ☆ It took a bit for Lute to be comfortable about the idea, but eventually she agreed

- ☆ Dating both of them at the same time can be a bit.. exhausting

- ☆ And not because you don't love them, no, you do

- ☆ But their love language and experience is SO different

- ☆ On one hand, you have a touchy ass Adam who's already lost 2 WIVES to the SAME GUY

- ☆ He's gonna have some baaad trust issues at first

- ☆ He just doesn't want you to leave him like literally every romantic partner he's had so far

- ☆ On the other, you have Lute, who has ZERO experience with romance

- ☆ She's meant to kill, not love!

- ☆ Yet here she is

- ☆ It takes time for her to adjust to the relationship

- ☆ Her love language is most likely acts of service

- ☆ She never tells you or Adam that she loves you directly

- ☆ What she WILL do is leave you a cup of coffee in the morning when she's not there, or help you preen your wings

- ☆ The ultimate chaos ensues when you three are all together

- ☆ Doesn't matter what you're doing, it WILL end in Adam finding any excuse to kiss both of you

- ☆ Man needs your attention 24/7

- ☆ Lute is always more quiet, but you can tell by the faint smile on her face whenever she's around you that she enjoys being with you and Adam

- ☆ And whenever the three of you are home, cuddling in bed, you feel so lucky to have two vastly different angels at your side.

A/N: Thank youu for requesting anon! Since I'm personally not poly I hope I captured this relationship well 😅 yall are suckers for more Adam content and honestly me too. But I'd love to write more for Lute too, she's so interesting!

[rius-cave]

Adam: Alright Dangertits… we need to talk.

Lute: About what sir?

Adam: Look, every single extermination hype up I do, you’re always there to help with it. And I appreciate it, babes. I do.

Lute: Thank you sir, I-

Adam: But can you calm the fuck down? Like… don’t say shit like “tear their lungs outta their ass,” or “pull their arms off and shove them down their throats…”

Lute: …

Adam: … yeah never mind it actually works pretty well. Just… do it every once in a while. Not all the time.

Lute: Absolutely not sir.

Adam: Dammit.

That line with Adam saying "would you just- chill lute, fuck..." Lives RENT FREE IN MY HEAD WEEEEE I absolutely love it, even Adam is like jfc