#daniel :P

[rxsewqter]

"everyone is bi until proven guilty" - my 16 yo fencing coach

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

“why sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!” no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:

is phil. but this:

is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. that’s not phil that’s the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure 😤

[philinof]

how did we as a phociety move on from “can phil express an opinion?” that was literally one of The most insane moments ever.

phil just wanted to get a word in and dan was literally so irritated that people kept speaking over phil that he did not gaf anymore. he reached his long ass arm all across that table to steal someone else’s mic, without a single “excuse me”. then he doesn’t say “phil has something to add!” or something else normal.

no, instead he asks, mad as fuck, “can phil express an opinion?” like hey can phil fucking speak. is he allowed to say something. can he express a single fucking opinion during this panel.

and he knew how’d he come off. people were a little shocked. it definitely came off as rude to some. but it was so jarring that they just had to shut up. like damn okay i didn’t know you felt so strongly about your fellow youtuber, mr. danisnotonfire.

dan knew that phil was just way too nice to interrupt everyone else & stand up for himself. so he took matters into his own hands, he didn’t mind looking rude if it meant phil got to speak his mind. & i think that’s just so loving & kind & i’ll never get over it. <3

[phanaklusmos]

i love this dynamic

[evermorepeyton]

my guy, what are you talking about, those are your legal names

[ingydar-phan]

Average danisnotonfire 2009 tweet

[trashcanfromgallifrey]

Phil: *goes blonde*

Dan:

[jesterlesbian]

JONATHAN GROFF wins his first Tony Award for Lead Actor in a Musical as Franklin Shepard in the revival of Merrily We Roll Along

[energeticwarrior]

PLEASE COLLAB

[dnpbeats]

wouldn't it be nice?

[in-kyblogs]

Next one is for the sickos (me)

Episode 5 Promo

[rxsewqter]

DANIEL HAS A CRUSH ON YOUNG CORIOLANUS SNOW I- 😭

the bi is showing

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

no, it’s not stalking to “simply be subscribed to a youtuber” but that’s not what you did, nerd. most people who are ‘simply subscribed to a youtuber’ don’t constantly tweet at them and learn everything about them and engage with everything they post until they notice them and then agree to be their friend and then talk to them for hours upon hours everyday and then live with them for 15 years. you don’t get to act like you were a normal average casual amazingphil subscriber, mr stalking-him-until-he-loves-you. mr i-am-the-ultimate-phillie. mr phil-trash-#1. mr phil-was-my-youtube-senpai. mr how-to-befriend-your-favourite-internet-stars. embrace the stalker within and have the courage to shut the fuck up. god bless 😤

[badpanini]

i dont know what compelled me to do all of them but here they are

(NOW AVAILABLE AS STICKERS!! =3)

[amazing-phlonde]

15 years of being happy.. i feel ill

[evermorepeyton]

let’s play heartthrob!