#dax answers

[daxthetrainer]

If I have 16 Oran Berries, and I give my Bidoof 6 of them, and a Nickit steals 3, what is the weight of the average Eevee?

That would be 14.3 pounds or 6.5 kilograms. Also, you still have 7 Oran Berries. Share some with injured Pokemon!

[questor-thews]

according to this post, the internet archive still has that autobiography up: https://www.tumblr.com/tchaikennugget/734828276633239553

if a piece of media is under copyright, you need to make a free account to check it out because it functions as a digital library. I want you and everyone else to be aware of this because the internet archive is in danger of being restricted or taken down after being sued by several major publishers, and it’s one of the last accessible online places to get a wealth of published information for free, some of which is no longer in print. this includes many sources on palestine. the archive needs all the support it can get, and I know you and many other people are reblogging that original post, but I need people to be aware of how the archive works. it’s not taking down information because it’s about palestine; you just need to make a free account to access copyright materials.

ah thank you for letting me know! I love archive.org so I'm glad to hear it's a logistical thing rather than stuff getting taken down

[maladaptive-maniac]

Preemptively sorry for any weird atheist anons you might get

Honestly you’re the only person so far who’s said anything but I appreciate you

[canisalbus]

This tile at my place of work reminded me of Vasco ✨️

That's him!

[bahrmp3]

[id: 11 gifs from season 3, episode 6 “the abandoned” from the tv series “star trek: deep space nine”, the gifs show jadzia dax and benjamin sisko walking through the promenade.

1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th gif: jadzia and sisko are walking in tandem, sisko says, “i never thought i'd hear myself saying this, but i miss taking care of jake when he was a baby. i miss holding him, singing to him at night, feeding him." he gestures with his hands as he speaks, and smiles when recollecting the pasting.

5th gif: “listening to him cry, changing his diapers, worrying when he was sick.” jadzia counters, she is teasing sisko.

6th gif: "i haven't forgotten." sisko says as they come to a small pause, they turn towards a window that overlooks space. sisko puts his hand on jadzia's shoulder.

7th, 8th, 9th, 10th gif: sisko turns to face jadzia, he starts speaking once more, "but there are times when i would give almost anything for the days when i could make jake happy just by lifting him over my head." sisko gestures with his hands, and the camera cuts to show jadzia smiling at sisko.

11th gif: "good night." sisko bids jadzia and takes his leave. jadzia turns a bit to watch him walk away. /id end]

[sysig]

You’re new to the Princess-Rescuing business, aren’t you? (P1 | P2 | P3) (Patreon)

[playing-with-dax]

ok i am sososo sorry if youve gotten this before but im really curious.

have you ever thought about overstimulating dax or verik? would they like it? how would they react? or what are there thoughts on being overstimulated?

Ooooh 😈

I think it's been mentioned but not actually discussed!

Dax would love it.

To have you focus on a sweet spot just long enough that he's about to tap out and ask for a break. Only for you to switch to something a little less intense juuust long enough for him to catch his breath, before returning to that sweet spot. Over and over until his brain is melted.

Maybe a little palming on the head of his dick. Playing with the ridges on the underside of his shaft. Touching multiple places at once to keep his nerves on high alert. Of course, not stopping after he cums. Seeing (and hearing) that sweet mix of him wanting you to stop because it's too much, but also being desperate for you to keep going because it feels so good. Seeing how many times you can make him cum in one session.

Yeah he would definitely enjoy himself 🥵

Verik is more likely to be the one dishing it out.

He would have so much fun exploring your body and finding out what gets the most reaction. Drinking in every shiver and moan. Seeing just how much you can take~

He wouldn't enjoy being overstimulated in the same way Dax would (though he wouldn't argue with trying to cum more than once) But he would absolutely enjoy you being a tease by trying to distract him while he's trying to keep the focus on you. Touching him in ways he just can't tune out until his body gives in, and he ends up with his head on your chest. Breathing heavily. Gripping the sheets. Moaning through gritted teeth and exasperated by how good that feels and how helpless he is against the sensation 🥴

[danthropologie]

anything interesting from the podcast? i don't really like dax so i dont wanna listen to it but I still wanna know what dan said😭

it's going under a cut cause it's long as hell and basically just a play-by-play replay of (most) of what was talked about:

it literally begins with daniel offering to turn off supercross, which is on the background, if it's going to be too distracting. i feel like this is important context

dax asks about it was like driving in the australian outback for that rbr promo video a few weeks back. daniel: "i'm gonna break something to you... [it wasn't you?] not all of it." he says it took an extended trip and he couldn't have made it work with scheduling, specifically mentioning the simulator.

he says after that video—cause it WAS real, it just wasn't all him—and being back in the red bull family, he's been reminded of how much cool shit they do. "and even, you have an idea and you just share that idea within the family, and something normally comes through from that idea."

dax asks how he feels about being a passenger in some of that crazy shit, the loop-de-loop helicopters and planes and shit. "the older i get, the less i say yes" but then says he's torn cause the older he gets, the more he wants to push himself to have experiences like that, even if he's scared shitless. says it's easier with things he doesn't understand, like planes, to just close his eyes and put his trust in whoever's controlling it. he knows too much with cars.

dax asks if he ever worries that because he has this crazy job, these people are gonna give him an extra crazy ride, thinking that's the expectation? daniel says he tries to be very honest with people, tells them that they don't have to do too much because he's a bit of a wuss.

they talk about nurburgring, the track daniel's driving this fall. daniel tells a story of driving the track at 18 years old in a rented fiat punto, not long after he'd moved to europe. he ended up cutting through a chicane and putting it in the grass 😭

dax says he hopes they give him more than one day at the track. daniel: "i better hope not, because i'm just gonna want to go quicker and quicker! we'll see...by then i might be a little more sharp."

he tells another story of going there with renault and driving the track in a road car in the rain. slid a few times and then decided to just bring it home the rest of the way, cause he doesn't really know the feel or limits of a road car the way he does an f1 car.

daniel turns it around for a while and asks dax about getting into formula one and what hooked him, what he loves about it, etc. dax brings up drive to survive and "you're gonna hate this but it's YOU!" how he's first person you see on the show and he hooks you in with the jokes, the cockiness, the looks, the personality, etc, and then you want to see him win cause you like him so much, and the love for everything else comes after and because of that.

daniel says he gets more and more people coming up to him now that know him as the guy on drive to survive instead of just as the race car driver. he wonders sometimes if they actually know he races or if he's just that guy from the netflix show

85-90% of people that came up to him pre-dts were guys, now it's more women. "it's definitely more than 50%, especially here in the states."

christian horner gives the best hugs in f1 (amongst drivers and team principals). specifically mentions 2018 mexico, his last pole with the team.

dax brings up how polite daniel is on the radio, asks how he developed that mindset. daniel says a lot of it is down to maturity. he knows for a fact that in his earlier years he was much more reactive. tells a story of back in 2013 where he'd blasted the team over the radio for some car issue, then got back to the garage and was struck by how selfish it was of him. says that now he consciously tries to be calm on the radio because he knows how chaotic the race is for everyone and he doesn't want to add to the chaos. he also says it's a give and take situation, because there are times where he'll fuck up or make a mistake, and "maybe sometimes i'm getting a blast, but not always. like a lot of the time, it's a hand over the shoulder and a little bit of...yeah there's a little bit of, i don't know, they didn't tell me how shit i am."

would be least shocked to find out yuki was eaten by their pet bengal tiger. "i'm only putting it down to physics and the human anatomy."

val "has turned into one of my favorite humans on the grid. he's coming into his own." says they've had a few glasses of wine together, but have never gone out for a proper rager together.

thinks seb is the most likely to have a collection of fine porcelain china."i feel like that's something he could be into, he appreciates fine art."

they talk about seb a bit more. daniel says that he probably didn't show much personality in his early / peak years, was more of a machine, but as he got older he started letting his guard down and showing more of the human side, which is what everyone fell in love with. he and seb got a lot closer over the years that followed their stint at red bull together and he'd definitely count him as a close friend now.

dax asks if you could get rid of one rule what would it be? daniel talks about pierre getting really close to getting a race ban last year over silly little stuff, nothing reckless, and they didn't think that should add up to a race ban. "we talked about that a lot, it wasn't justified."

dax asks how he would feel about getting rid of the speed limit in pit lane. he says that when he started the limit was 100 kpm, and he was glad when they brought it down to 80 kpm because it felt too fast. he couldn't imagine not having a speed limit at all.

dax asks if there's a rule he thinks should exist. daniel at first says he was trying to skip that one, then says that while part of him loves that some teams are better than others and part of the competition is fighting your way to a better team, part of him also wishes the field were a bit closer sometimes. brings up how some american sports will have a systems meant to mitigate that, where the lowest team gets first draft pick or whatever, and maybe f1 could incorporate something like that. dax then brings up indycar and how everything is spec, but doesn't necessarily make for more fun or interesting racing. daniel agrees and reiterates that the biggest thrill and challenge as a driver is fighting your way to the best team on the grid.

they talk about zak brown challenging toto to a boxing match and christian to a kart race. dax asks if daniel thinks he mixed them up by accident 😭

daniel says toto is "a pretty cool cat." also calls him "a specimen" and says "if he's not the coolest, he's definitely one of the coolest." dax also apparently heard from a source close to him that toto is a great dancer too???

thinks either charles or carlos would be the best on dancing with the stars. he does NOT think fernando would be a good dancer, because "he's put all his eggs in the racing basket."

they talk about how fun it's been to watch nando racing this year. daniel: "i've loved seeing it. even like, sure, it makes me think 'shit i can still do it at an older age if i really want it.' so there's that, but even just for the sport." and talks about how the average age of the athletes in so many sports keep getting younger and younger, so it's fun to see someone older still succeeding. says it's "encouraging"

says he still watches races. he thought this year he'd be more distant and wouldn't go out of his way to watch it as much, but no. he hasn't missed a single session from a single race so far, including practices. says he's "heavily invested." also says he thinks it's good for him, cause this year is about getting a lot of answers about how badly he wants to come back and all that, so the fact that he's still so interested and invested tells him he's not done yet, cause he thinks that if he was truly done, he wouldn't care as much as he still does. dax reinforces that by sharing his own anecdote about his acting career and knowing he’s done with it because he's not interested in what's going on in the industry anymore.

they talk about baku. dax asks what he loves and what he hates about it. daniel says there's not much he hates about it. talks about the first time he drove a street circuit, how the adrenaline was so much higher and everything was just better. baku is all of that with high speeds. "a wicked track" and probably one of the most nuts tracks on the schedule.

dax asks if they're able to see the castle from the car as they're driving. daniel: "yeah, but you don't want to!" says that at most tracks they go to—specifically mentioning monaco—of course it's beautiful, but they're so tunnel vision focused that they don't really see any of it.

says that last year in singapore, during one of the practices, he was able to see some of the skyscrapers from the car as he was driving "and i was like, 'shit, i don't think i've ever seen them before.'" dax brings up the fact that that was late in the year, when he already knew it was gonna be his last year with the team, and asks if maybe it was his subconscious telling him to look around and enjoy it cause who knows if this is the last time. daniel agrees that it probably was "but right now, i'm happy because i'm happy with where i'm at, but i'm also happy with the like 'ehhhh i'm not sure it's over' so. that's cool. but i can't guarantee it cause obviously i don't have a racing contract next year, but personally at least, i feel like there's still a fire there."

dax wraps up by telling daniel "you're gonna be uncomfortable with this but i find it so comical that you're still the most popular driver in formula one and you're not driving" and then literally goes on for like two minutes about how fucking hilarious it is to him that there are more pictures of daniel, more articles about daniel, more conversation in general about daniel than even the driver that might have won the race that week and how much we all fucking LOOOOOVE him and would love to see him driving again. truly One Of Us 🤝

daniel tells dax he appreciates that and "look, i certainly play out scenarios in my head and i, like, visualize things and, yeah, i would love...." cuts himself off to say he doesn't want to come back just to drive, he wants to come back to try to win, but if that opportunity with a team, that could be the right fit. "i just want to win basically. just cutting to it." and "i think this year i'm understanding that you just want to get back to basics. it's like i'm trying to get all those feelings back. and i'm not forcing anything, it's like 'why did i start this?' like, 'where's that core love for it?'" dax: "is it fair to say you're opening yourself up to the hunger to return and captivate you and make you singularly focused?" daniel: "absolutely. yeah."

[obessivedork]

WHY was the fact that Ezri is technically around the same age(ish) as Jake and Nog not really brought up in DS9???? HELLO?????? We missed peak shenanigans of the three of them hanging out making pillow forts and being young 20-somethings together figuring themselves out despite the horrors of war!!! (Not to mention witnessing that would probably make for some good character moments with Kira) That would’ve been WAY better than watching her struggle to fill Jazia’s boots just because she happens to have the symbiont now and also whatever they thought they were doing with that thing between her and Worf and Bashir which was terrible- comphet really did wreak havoc on especially Ezri and Bashir’s characters in season 7. 

[daxthetrainer]

Time for the monthly running of the Tauros!

I'll run with them!

[maladaptive-maniac]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Hoo boy let’s see uh

Ain’t No Devil - Andrea Wasse

Ship in a Bottle - fin

Abandon Ship - Simon Chylinski

Seven Seas - Maurice West

Kicks - Barns Courtney

[canisalbus]

Would Machete be supreme at skating like an absolute angel of movement, or would choas be imminent?

[When I saw these boots I instantly thought of him :') ]

I think it's likely he'd be on the more awkward side, he's anything but athletic. The again, he managed to adjust to wearing high heels and I like to think he's become remarkably surefooted and graceful with them (to the point he feels a bit out of sorts without them), so it's not like he has no sense of balance or proprioception whatsoever. If he really wanted to skate well he would be able to learn.

[bestiadentro]

Send my muse all your terrible puns.

@silver-blooded-synthetics said: "I think you're purrfect just as you are right meow." - from Errol to Stranger Things verse Alaire for the puns meme.

Alaire blinks, confused by the way Errol is speaking and not seeming to understand the puns. Though they're saying he's perfect as he is.. he can't help but to wonder if he's being made fun of somehow? But he also doesn't think Errol would make fun of him either.. So he's not quite sure what to think of it.

Oh. He's figured it out on his own. It's likely visible in his expression when it clicks. Though he still doesn't understand why they're doing it. "Why are you talking like that?" Alaire just comes out and asks. Why not?

[feral-lore-creature]

Oh I think I missed the first time Valeria was mentioned then - when was that? Who do you think she was (to Teshin)?

Valeria was a woman first mentioned during Teshin's first death (that still hurts to say) scene in The New War.

When Teshin is attempting to fight Erra, he has a Narmer veil on. During his (horribly sad) flashbacks, he shouts out her name in pain.

Ballass points this specifically out to Lotus/Natah/Margulis, implying that she was a long-lost lover:

"See the Veil work. Turning his memories inside out. Making him see the things he's lost. Putting pain where it serves us. A lost love, perhaps, her life cut short by the very Tenno he had sworn to protect."

It's likely that the last part about the Tenno killing Valeria is an illusion forced by the veil, but I digress.

It's possible she could be anybody by this point, so I'm open to any interpretation. So far, given what we've been told, I think Valeria is Teshin's lost lover.

[ohapossum]

HELLO... how'sabout no. 78

tell my mother i'm going home, i have been destroyed by hippie powers