#dazai x fyodor

[doctorforks]

demon × angel

[n0cturnalcm]

Fyodor and Dazai Duet

[dazais15thbirthday]

I have a mission... And said mission is spreading fyozai on tumblr

[nixnephili]

Let the quest begin:

Since the human versions are drowning each other in jail, we're sending out the elites to look for the actual damn book...smh

Wish luck to the little guys...

-Nix🌙

[doktoredelweiss]

Fyozai, autumn evening ♡

[dutu2u]

theyre in love guys, religius boarding school fyodor yuri heheheh

[well-dressed-sewer-rat]

warning: applies to 4D mind chess only. do not attempt to get bitches while speaking fyozai

[velvetyvoyage]

Hey there li'l fella!

sypnosis: how some of the bsd charecters react to you (their lover or s/o or spouse or whateva) gifting them a silly lil pet.

includes: fyodor, nikolai, dazai, kunikida

a/n: i honestly should have stopped after fyodor and nikolai but oh well.

the following convo happens through text

->"Fedyaaaaaaaaa when r u coming home???"

"I'm pretty sure I'll be back late tonight. Why? Is there something wrong? or something you need me to get?"

"no no, i don need anything rn" "i just got you a lil something"

"oh? And what might that be?"

"no spoilers!"

"alright alright. I'll try come home as soon as i can"

"okieeeee" "get me ice cream on the way!"

"[insert ur fav ice cream/s]?"

"yep!"

the following happens in real time

-> you're kneeling down on the floor to admire the lil dark-grey furry friend with a white cotton hat in front of you when you hear someone opening the front door downstairs [don't ask me how ur able to hear a door opening downstairs, u just can. ok?]. assuming it's fyodor, you rush down the staircase.

"why are you awake at this hour?" he says, closing the freezer door.

"i was simply waiting for you" "come! i wanna show you something"

"alright, lead the way."

*Insert Time Skip*

"..." "soooooo, what do ya think?"

"Love, why'd you bring a rat into the house?" "says you" *insert a v big side eye from you to him*

"what's that supposed to mean?" "ohh nothing!"

"well... is this your pet now?" "our pet* " "guess what i named it?"

"what?" " i named him... Phyodor. p-h-y-o-d-o-r"

"Dear, doesn't that name ring a bell?" "oh what ever do you mean?" you say, very dramatically.

-> just stares at you like 🤨😐😑

-> "And what if i don't want to keep it?" "well, then I'll simply "donate" phyodor to a near by orphanage or something"

the both of you were on a stroll outside and decided to sit down on a bench in a near by park

-> "y/nnnnnnnnnnn watcha got there?"

"a dove" "it's so... pretty" you say. as you were feeding a flock of doves, one of them perched up on your lap.

"i wanna take it home"

"QUIZZZ TIMEEEE" he shrieks twirling around. "QUESTION 1: why do you, y/n l/n wanna take it home!?"

"because it's pretty and i wanna admire it every day? but... i can't take it home"

"interesting answer!" "QUESTION TWOOO: why can't you take it home? what is stopping you?"

"you." "HUHHHHH!?!?" "even if i want a pet bird, i know damn well that you will set it free and also i don't want to confine it between bars." you say with a perseptive look on your face. "besides i don't really need a pet"

"ohh? why so" "cuz i have you to take care of?" *dramatic gasp* *flabbergasted*

"I! am not a pet!" "but i still have to take care of you" "hmp!" he says as he puffs his cheeks, shuts his eyes and turns his head the other side. (ur looking north (at the birdies), he's facing east)

"why would i admire a mere bird when i could admire you instead" you murmured, a pleasant smile playing on your face.

"what was that?" "oh nothing"

-> why? just why would you give him a pet to take care of? he's one himself and you know it.

-> the poor thing... :(((

-> whatever the animal is, it'd probably take care of him instead.

*cough* @🍣 *cough*

-> does he really need a pet? like cmon?

-> also if you're in a relationship with him, no matter how responsible or independent you are, he'd have to take care of you too.

-> goldfish. he'd have a goldfish

-> it's the most fitting tbh

-> it'd just be minding it's own business in its lil fish tank unlike a certain mackerel.

the pics at the start were only for aesthetic (which failed but oh well) and is not at all relevant to the post.

[your-dark-angel]

could i request hcs with possessive dazai 🙏🙏 (u can make them fem or masc like in canon idc but the way u write femzai is 💟)

☣Possessive Dazai headcanons☣

Pairing:Dazai x reader

Warning:Slight mention of s*x

Author's note: Thank you for the request! I'm glad you like my work <3

Words:Around 0.4k

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When you two are going anywhere Dazai often makes sure you're as close as possible to him, especially if he thinks someone is looking at you too much

He wants you to move in with him as soon as possible so he can be sure you're only his.

Whenever you are free and he knows it,he is making plans for romantic dates or just watching movies at home together. He only want you to have fun with him.

You wake up with at least 20 text messages from Dazai. He is always doing this because he wants to be the first one you think about in the morning.

When you have to go somewhere with your friends he always tries his luck to ask "Can I go too?" Not trusting them.

"You're so pretty,love. I'd like to be the only one to see your pretty face." He often says while holding you

Everytime Dazai thinks a friend of yours gets too close to you he just stops and gives to that friend the coldest stare ever. He doesn't even blink until the friend takes a few steps away

You accidentally called Dazai one of your male's friends name. The moment he heard you he froze.

He pinned you against the wall as he made you say his name or rather scream his name until he finally thought you learned it.

That friend of yours never contacted you again after this.

A person dropped their wallet and of course you picked it up and looked at them. Dazai who was beside you and noticed got the wrong idea.

Your boyfriend grabs your waist as he whispers in your ear "Those abs of mine are going to be the only thing you stare at in a few minutes"

He asks if you dreamed about him every morning. If you say no he makes sure the last thing you always think about before sleeping is him as he insists talking or chatting until you fall asleep

[noose-lion]

Fyodor and Dazai in this episode are simply two autistic people mimicking eachother in a attempt to mask.

[doctorforks]

fyozai yuri

[n0cturnalcm]

Wip. Fyozai Duet

I want them to be friends 😔

[dazais15thbirthday]

Girls when they have a crush

[nixnephili]

Right so

Idk- I got artblock on day 6, it'll be a lil late but it'll be here soon so-yeah

Enjoy this lil thing

-Nix🌙

[hanazou]

fyozai-core

[dutu2u]

i lost the ref pic guys X(( ITS BASED OFF OF THIS THING I FOUND ON PINGERESYES!!!